Gilbert: hell yeah!

Gilbert: whos awesome? thats right i am!

Gilbert: hahahaha! :D

Alfred: wat happened?

Alfred: did u gank some more 20s again? (1)

Francis: mon dieu… u no those guys rnt worth it

Francis: ull just get more guards and 50s pissed off u again :/

Gilbert: geez… hav a lil more faith n the awesome gilbert!

Francis: . . .

Alfred: srsly! xD

Gilbert: neways!

Gilbert: i just bought a rare inscription de last 1! (2)

Alfred: i didnt think there were any rare inscriptions…

Gilbert: shows wat u no

Gilbert: its almost as awesome as me!

Francis: did u ask toni 2 mak u 1 first?

Gilbert: ja, but his skill wasnt high enough yet (3)

Alfred: wats it called?

Gilbert: [Inscription of Sharp Sight]

Gilbert: it gives more acc and dam 1 a shot i use all de time (4)

Gilbert: so its pretty awesome

Alfred: sounds cool

[Matthew has signed on]

Francis: bonjour Mathieu

Matthew: salut

Gilbert: hallo vögelchen

Matthew: hello…?

Alfred: guys! speak american!

Gilbert: lol

Gilbert: ur just jealos b/c u cant understand awesome

Alfred: watevr dude xD

Alfred: hey! i wanna do BP! ne1 wanna join?

Gilbert: sure

Matthew: y BP?

Alfred: i want a helm from the heroic

Francis: oui sounds good

Matthew: k just lemme check my mail 1st

Matthew: eh? thats odd…

Francis: quoi?

Gilbert: watsup?

Alfred: uh… guys?

Alfred: my bros laughin here

Alfred: its kinda scary…

Matthew: hey!

Matthew: it is not!

Francis: wat happened mathieu?

Matthew: when i was postin things on the AH yesterday i accidentally added an extra 0 to the price of 1 of my items (5)

Alfred: hows dat funny?

Matthew: some1 actually bought it!

Matthew: its rly common and practically useless… i wasnt even sure if it would sell at the price i was originally going to set it at

Gilbert: lol! sucker!

Gilbert: unlike the awesome me!

Gilbert: an AH whiz!

Matthew: whys that?

Alfred: ignore him

Francis: so what was it u sold mon ami?

Matthew: [Inscription of Sharp Sight]

Matthew: i sold it 4 like 1000g, im rich! :D

Matthew: guys… why is my brother laughing now….?

Gilbert: was! wie! (6)

Matthew: ?

Francis: hahahahaha!

Alfred: u just made my day gil xD

Matthew: eh? why?

Gilbert: not awesome!

Francis: dats wat u get 4 not doing ur research lol!

Alfred: ya srsly xD

Gilbert: scheiße! (7)

Matthew: wat happened? wats wrong?

Gilbert: shut up!

Francis: porquoi?

Alfred: tell me how ur new inscription works out 4 u!

Francis: oui

Francis: ur rare new inscription that only cost what? 1000g? ;)

Alfred: haha

Matthew: i think i no wats going on now…

Gilbert: i want my money bak!

Matthew: hell no!

Alfred: rofl!

Francis: lol

Matthew: do ur research nxt time!

Gilbert: D:

Gilbert: notawesome

Alfred: cmon gil

Gilbert: g2g bruders callin me 4 dinner

Alfred: aw

Francis: gilbert…. its 1am where u live now…

[Gilbert has signed off]

Alfred: i didnt think id ever c those words xD

Matthew: now we need another person for BP…

Alfred: damnit gilbert

Francis: lol


1- gank – remember this term? It basically means, killing an enemy player in a normal questing zone.

2- inscription – Inscription is a profession where players can make scrolls that can enhance certain spells and actions of the player using it. Antonio and Matthew are the scribes of the guild.

3- skill – each profession has a skill level, and if your level isn't high enough, you can't make certain items. You gain skill by making the items you are able to make.

4- "acc" – accuracy / "dam" - damage

5- AH – Auction House – where players can auction off items

6- "was! wie!" – means "what! how!" in German

7- scheiße – means shit in German

A/N

This chapter always makes me laugh xD

Hmm… I forgot what I was originally going to write in here… oh well.

Hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as I did~ xD

Next Chapter: Short, random conversations… kinda