They are running a dungeon in this chapter, by the way~ Enjoy~ :D


Alfred: ok all in

Arthur: Did you set it to heroic? (1)

Alfred: uh…. no

Alfred: ok all out xD

Alfred: feli u comin?

Feliciano: sry I was Loading~

Alfred: dats fine

Alfred: alrite its set now we can go n

Berwald: dont forget 2 pick up the daily (2)

Feliciano: ok!

Alfred: we rdy?

Arthur: Yes.

Berwald: ja

Feliciano: sì!

Alfred: ok

Alfred: wait wheres gil?

Gilbert: im here im here

Gilbert: went 2 de bathroom real quik

Alfred: ok

Alfred: u rdy?

Gilbert: ja!

Alfred: im runnin n

Arthur: Stun the spellbinders please. They keep immobilizing me.

Berwald: i can do that arthur

Gilbert: ja! me 2

Arthur: Okay, thanks.

Alfred: ok we r at 1st boss, evry1 remember wat 2 do?

Feliciano: sì!~

Gilbert: ja

Arthur: Wait, it's been a while for me.

Arthur: Is there anything special with this guy?

Alfred: no not rly

Gilbert: tank and spank (3)

Arthur: Alright.

Berwald: he does charge random ppl but thats it

Arthur: Okay, thanks.

Alfred: rdy?

Gilbert: ja!

Berwald: yeah

Arthur: Yes.

Feliciano: sì

Alfred: ok chargin n

Alfred: gj guys

Arthur: That was quicker than I expected.

Alfred: ya hes pretty easy

Gilbert: damn cloth (4)

Alfred: can u guys use it?

Arthur: I can't, it's healing gear.

Feliciano: ve~ i can!

Alfred: cool grtz feli

Feliciano: thx!

Gilbert: i hope the nxt is mail (5)

Berwald: sry guys ill brb, i hav 2 mak dinner real quik

Alfred: ok

Arthur: You cook?

Gilbert: now?

Feliciano: ve~ watcha makin?

Berwald: ya brb, im just makin a few simple dishes it wont take long at all. my wife cant cook anything edible :/

Alfred: ok dude xD

Gilbert: wat now?

Arthur: We wait.

[Kiku has signed on]

Alfred: perfect timing man!

Feliciano: ciao!

Arthur: Hello Kiku.

Kiku: perfect timing?

Alfred: ya we r bored

Gilbert: wanna tak bers place in the grp? xD

Arthur: We can't do that, Gilbert.

Kiku: no thanks, I prbly wont be on here very long.

Alfred: aw

Gilbert: while we r waitin ill brb

Alfred: ok

Kiku: what r you waiting on?

Arthur: Berwald… and now Gilbert as well I guess.

Feliciano: hes makin Dinner~!

Kiku: I see

Kiku: Alfred-san, did you get my email?

Alfred: ya dude! thx man it was awesome!

Kiku: glad you liked it

Gilbert: wat was awesome?

Arthur: You email each other?

Feliciano: welcome bak gil!

Gilbert: thx feli, ber still not bak?

Alfred: r u kidding kiku? ive been waitin 4 it 4evr! ur amazin!

Feliciano: not yet

Kiku: it was nothing

Berwald: sry bak

Gilbert: finally

Alfred: watevr man u left 2 xD

Gilbert: so…?

Arthur: Welcome back.

Gilbert: im awesome!

Feliciano: wb! (6)

Alfred: and im the hero!

Arthur: Are we continuing on?

Alfred: right!

Alfred: onwards!

Arthur: How was dinner Berwald?

Berwald: fine…? i actually had dinner a few hrs ago. i just warmed up the leftovers 4 my wife.

Gilbert: wat a good husband lol

Alfred: lol xD

Alfred: umm… left or right?

Arthur: Does it matter?

Alfred: not rly

Gilbert: idc

Feliciano: ve~

Feliciano: lets Go right!

Alfred: alright!

Feliciano: 1s on me

Gilbert: schiße!

Gilbert: i died

Gilbert: can i get a rez? (7)

Feliciano: sure!

Gilbert: thx

Feliciano: np~

Alfred: hey gil, mak sur ur pet dosnt hav taunt on (8)

[Ivan has signed on]

Gilbert: i no how 2 play my char!

Arthur: Why can't you put the "e" in your words, Alfred?

Alfred: jus sayin gil

Alfred: an i dont wanna art xD

Feliciano: ve~! art is new

Gilbert: o my bad, taunt wuz on actually D:

Arthur: It's still "Arthur" and don't you start too, Feliciano!

Alfred: lol xD

Feliciano: yay~ i lik This boss~!

Arthur: There anything special with him?

Alfred: ya

Berwald: brb, takin dog out

Alfred: ok

Gilbert: he splits n2 3 forms, jus target de 1 tank targets

Arthur: Alright, sounds simple enough.

Ivan: Да it is.

Alfred: hey! whend u log on?

Ivan: Few minute ago.

Alfred: srsly!? i musta missed ya lol xD

Alfred: so wat r u all wearin rite now guys?

Alfred: and b honest! xD

Arthur: That was random.

Gilbert: lol dats slightly creeperish XD

Alfred: cmon guys! ill go 1st

Alfred: im waerin my batman boxers, undershirt, and my glasses

Gilbert: lol srsly?

Alfred: ya!

Arthur: Typical American.

Alfred: hey! its still early here!

Alfred: besides artie its ur turn!

Arthur: Definitely not.

Alfred: aw y not?

Feliciano: ve~ ill go!

Alfred: ya!

Feliciano: im wearin a white long sleeved shirt with a dark brown blazer on top, tan khakis, and Italian leather dress shoes.

Gilbert: wow fancy

Alfred: gee…

Arthur: Are you going somewhere Feli?

Feliciano: ve? oh no, i had classes earlier!

Alfred: wow u dress up 4 classes? O.o

Arthur: At least someone in this guild has class.

Alfred: hey! D:

Gilbert: my awesome turn!

Gilbert: im wearin my "im with awesome" tshirt and prussian boxers.

Alfred: prussia? srsly?

Gilbert: hey! wats wrong wit de awesome prussia!? D:

Alfred: nothing lol xD

Alfred: ur turn kiku!

Kiku: I don't really feel comfortable with this subject…

Feliciano: ve~ its fun!

Alfred: aw ok…

Kiku: Sorry…

Alfred: its cool

Alfred: ivan ur turn!

Ivan: I am wearing a long tan coat and a scarf.

Alfred: lol u wearin anything underneath? xD

Ivan: Yes.

Alfred: . . . ok

Gilbert: lol!

Alfred: art! ur turn!

Arthur: Absolutely not!

Alfred: cmon artie~

Gilbert: ya we did it

Feliciano: ya! its fun~

Arthur: How long does it take to let a bleeding dog out!?

Alfred: cmon!

Ivan: You will do it да?

Arthur: Fine.

Feliciano: yay!

Alfred: lol I bet ur wearin a sweatervest rite now xD

Arthur: Git!

Arthur: I'm wearing a white, long-sleeved, button up shirt, a red tie, a (now removed) green sweater vest, khaki pants, and brown dress shoes.

Alfred: haha! ur so english!

Gilbert: lol!

Arthur: Belt up wanker!

Alfred: r u drinking tea 2? xD

Arthur: No.

Alfred: i dont kno… u typed dat awfully fast xD

Arthur: I don't have to answer your bloody question git!

Alfred: lol so thats a yes then? xD

Gilbert: im dyin here xD

Berwald: about time

Alfred: finally!

Gilbert: hey!

Arthur: You're a little late.

Berwald: ya srry

Feliciano: yay~

Berwald: ok, so boss?

Alfred: wait!

Alfred: real quik!

Alfred: wat r u wearin rite now ber?

Berwald: why?

Alfred: cuz we wanna no!

Berwald: a dark blue button up shirt, black slacks, glasses, and a wrist watch

Alfred: nice

Gilbert: ud b pretty hard 2 spot n a crowd huh? xD

Gilbert: ber?

Gilbert: u still here man?

Berwald: ja…

Berwald: now boss?

Alfred: o rite!

Alfred: ok buffs plz? (9)

Arthur: Buffing up.

Arthur: Could I get fortitude instead, Feliciano?

Feliciano: sure~

Alfred: rdy?

Berwald: ja

Arthur: Yes.

Gilbert: ja!

Feliciano: sì!

Ivan: Да.

Alfred: lol ivan xD

Alfred: ok runnin in

Alfred: target diamond

Gilbert: damn that was close

Gilbert: what did we get?

Arthur: Leather. (10)

Alfred: no1 can use leather? o well…

Kiku: Well, have a good evening everyone.

Arthur: You too Kiku.

Alfred: i think u mean mornin 4 me ;D

Feliciano: bye~

Alfred: later kiku :P

Gilbert: later

[Kiku has signed off]

Arthur: Now we go down the left hallway correct?

Alfred: ya

Arthur: Watch the spellbinders please.

Berwald: oops sorry

Arthur: It's fine.

Arthur: Anything special with this guy?

Alfred: nope, dis boss is easy

Berwald: another tank n spank

Alfred: rdy?

Arthur: Yes.

Feliciano: ya

Berwald: ja

Gilbert: im awesome!

Alfred: ok!

Arthur: Your right, he was fairly simple.

Gilbert: damn plate D: (11)

Arthur: tanking gear?

Alfred: ya u needin it ber?

Berwald: ja

Alfred: same xD

Alfred: wth? my roll was lik 3! Dx

Berwald: lol

Berwald: sry going afk 4 a sec, putting son 2 bed

Arthur: Again?

Gilbert: dude, u hav a kid?

Alfred: lol

Berwald: ja brb

Arthur: He's been gone a while, and I'm surprised you lot have been quiet this entire time.

Gilbert: meh… im bored

Feliciano: im eatin pasta

Ivan: I'm running bgs.

Arthur: I didn't ask you.

Gilbert: lol xD

Gilbert: hey wheres al?

Berwald: bak

Alfred: im bak 2… sry i was using de potty real quik

Arthur: Potty? Real cute. How old are you?

Alfred: neways! rdy 2 move on?

Gilbert: yep!

Alfred: hey berwald?

Berwald: ja?

Alfred: yer de only one whos married n dis guild rite?

Berwald: yes…

Alfred: good cuz i dont think i could handle another xD

Gilbert: haha!

Arthur: I'd have to agree with Alfred on that.

Alfred: okay last boss! u got dis artie?

Arthur: Yes, he seems slightly familiar.

Alfred: ok cool

Alfred: buffs plz?

Berwald: thanks

Alfred: rdy guys?

Arthur: Yes.

Gilbert: finally!

Feliciano: yep!

Berwald: sure

Alfred: kay, goin n

Arthur: Shite! What the bleeding hell was that!?

Feliciano: rezzin u arthur~

Arthur: thanks

Gilbert: verdammit! i died D:

Gilbert: go guys! u can do it xD lol

Gilbert: artie! wat happened?

Arthur: I died you twat! What happened to you?

Gilbert: i ran n2 a flaming pillar :/

Arthur: Figures.

Alfred: damn it! D:

Alfred: less than 10% hp! (12)

Alfred: cmon guys u can do it!

Arthur: Good thing Berwald knows how to tank already I guess.

Alfred: ya but he doesnt hav de rite spec on 4 it rite now :/ (13)

Gilbert: 5%!

Alfred: just a sliver left!

Gilbert: noooooo! feli!

Alfred: dont go towards the light! D:

Feliciano: oops

Feliciano: sorry

Alfred: YES! :D

Gilbert: awesome!

Berwald: phew

Arthur: Well done lads.

Alfred: dont loot yet!

Berwald: i wont

Alfred: kay going 2 graveyard

Feliciano: same~

Gilbert: ok! so wat did we get? :D

Alfred: mail helm

Gilbert: yes!

Gilbert: wait…

Gilbert: damn cant use it D:

Alfred: lol


1- heroic – A harder version of the "normal" dungeons. It usually has better gear.

2- daily – a type of quest that is repeated daily.

3- "tank and spank" – A phrase that means the enemy(ies) have no special circumstances and are just basic kills. So basically, the tank tanks 'em and the DPS brings their health down.

4- cloth – a type of armour. It's the weakest type of the 4 types and the classes that mainly use it are Elementalists (Francis), Shadow Masters (Arthur), and Spirit Walkers (Feliciano and Lukas).

5- mail – another type of armour, it's the second strongest. The classes that use this type are Beast Tamers (Gilbert and Mathias) and Shape Shifters (Matthew and Antonio).

6- wb – "welcome back"

7- rez – "resurrection" – a healer can bring a teammate "back to life" with this power. Without it, the dead player would have to run their spirit back to their body to resurrect.

8- pet – Gilbert (and Mathias) are Beast Tamers. A Beast Tamer can tame monsters in the wild which will allow the "monster" to become their pet which will fight for them on command. Gilbert's pet is a bird which he affectionately calls "Gilbird" after his real life Gilbird. Mathias has a flaming wolf that he calls "Hot Dog" (named after my owl wolf on WoW xD).

9- buffs – powers/spells/abilities that can improve your teammates abilities. You cast it on them to improve them.

10- leather – another armour type. It's the second weakest type and the classes that use it are Wind Fighters (Im Yong Soo) and Night Stalkers (Kiku and Elizaveta).

11- plate – the last type of armour and the strongest. The people who use this type are usually the tanks. The classes that use plate are the Sky Warriors (Alfred) and the Dark Knights (Ivan and Berwald).

12- hp – "health power" – basically a person's/enemy's health.

13- spec – "specialization"

A/N

My longest chapter yet is complete! =D Hope you liked~ I did! :P It's twice as long as my previous longest chapter :O The next chapter (definitely) won't be quite as long. If you have any conversation starter ideas (the clothing one above was one I got from Wal-mart xD), questions about terms or content, or even whole chapter ideas I would looove ta hear 'em! =D I have (almost) every character mapped out just so you know (like where they live, what they do for a living or for a major, and everything about their in game characters!)

Man, those boss battles can sometimes get intense though! I've been in a battle like their last one, where the tank dies, and I pet-tanked the guy with the healer healin my pet and the other teammates yellin out his health xD It was pretty awesome :)

By the way, I wanted to put this in here but I couldn't find a place to put it in. Gilbert's "Prussian boxers" were tailor-made and he used Ludwig's credit card xD

Yeah, I put all 4 armour types from the game in this :D (cloth, leather, mail, and plate)

Also, I was planning on doing (maybe) a skype chapter within this story… it will still be same format (so the same chat-like format) except with their accents and stuff. Whaddya think? =D

And finally, the first side story I'll probably do will either involve Gilbert going to America or the Bad Touch Trio… probably the latter.

Okay!

Next Chapter: The Bad Touch Trio gets their turn! :)