Arthur: I don't understand what you're saying! English food is wonderful!
Gilbert: ya
Gilbert: wonderful if youve only eaten dog food 4 an entire yr
Arthur: What!?
Francis: gil…
Francis: u shouldnt encourage dogs 2 poison themselves
Arthur: Bloody frog! That didn't even make any bleeding sense!
Gilbert: lol! omg xD
Gilbert: nice fran
Francis: sure it did mon ami, u english just dont have any humor
[Alfred has signed on]
Arthur: Fuck you!
Alfred: ?
Francis: u wish
Mathias: lol
Gilbert: haha! xD
Alfred: did i miss something…?
Arthur: Sorry about that lad.
Lukas: not rlly…
Gilbert: lol i luv how he calms down when al logs on! xD
Francis: oui
Arthur: Wankers! Shut up!
Francis: i noticed dat 2
Alfred: ?
Arthur: Never mind…
Alfred: wait! i hav something totally cool 2 tell u guys!
Lukas: if ur going 2 tell us about the skype thing, we were alrdy informed
Francis: oui
Alfred: no not that!
Alfred: but that is awesome!
Francis: oui it sounds really cool
Alfred: ya ikr!?
Alfred: i cant wait! :D
Ivan: Да, sound fun.
Alfred: anyways!
Alfred: thats not wat i was going 2 tell ya!
Alfred: im going 2 b studying abroad!1
Gilbert: awesome!
Francis: really?
Arthur: Oh? Where at?
Ivan: That is exciting.
Alfred: heh
Alfred: dats kinda y im on here…
Alfred: i need help on deciding where 2 study
Alfred: guys…?
Gilbert: germany! de awesome germany!
Francis: france oui?
Ivan: Россия (1)
Mathias: DANMARK!
Arthur: England's a great place to study abroad.
Lukas: Norway's pretty good.
Alfred: wow guys… i cant choose em all xD
Ivan: Then you will become one with mother Russia да?
Alfred: what?
Alfred: uhh… no xD
Mathias: danmarkdanmarkdanmarkdanmark danmarkdanmarkdanmarkdanmark danmarkdanmarkdanmarkdanmark danmarkdanmarkdanmarkdanmark danmarkdanmark
Gilbert: no!
Ivan: Russia да?
Alfred: lol…
Francis: france is a beautiful country with many pretty french girls~ ;)
Lukas: dont go 2 denmark… its full of idiots
Mathias: huh? what?
Arthur: England has a rich history.
Lukas: take mathias 4 example…
Ivan: Russia да?
Lukas: do u rly want 2 b like him?
Gilbert: germany has awesome beer!
Mathias: so does danmark!
Lukas: my point exactly
Mathias: hey!
Arthur: England has the London Eye!
Lukas: Norway.
Francis: france has wine, good food, and a wonderful culture
Ivan: Russia да?
Gilbert: and wurst! u lik wurst ja?
Mathias: legos! we hav legos!
Arthur: England has wonderful food and we speak English. So, it's like a home away from home.
Lukas: yea 4 brains mayb…
Francis: as if! u prbly poison ur tourists!
Arthur: You bloody git!
Ivan: Russia да?
Francis: u english hav horrible tastes
Mathias: beer! and lots of coffee!
Gilbert: oktoberfest!
Francis: they hav tea and horrible excuses 4 alcohol
Lukas: thats about all they hav aside from a mermaid statue
Gilbert: it has beer and women! =D
Mathias: nuh uh!
Ivan: Russia да?
Arthur: The Beatles originated in England.
Francis: so? our presidents wife is a songwriter and an artist
Mathias: we hav de Rebild Festival
Gilbert: we r de center of europe!
Arthur: so?
Arthur: The French are bloody cowards!
Mathias: wich celebrates de american independence day
France: wat!?
Ivan: Russia да?
Mathias: and we used 2 b vikings!
Arthur: Have you seen how many wars you've lost!?
Lukas: so…?
Gilbert: u can go 2 italy, netherlands, france, poland, and switzerland from germany
Lukas: Norway and Sweden were also vikings…
Francis: we had napoleon!
Arthur: Who you banished!
Mathias: damnit! no!
Ivan: Russia да?
Arthur: England is "cool beyond anything" because it is the first country to host the Olympics three times!
Francis: the olympics? really?
Mathias: danmark is much cooler than sverrig! (2)
Gilbert: germany is also nxt 2 denmark!
Francis: france was the 1st 2 suggest the olympics
Lukas: u wish
Mathias: we shood totally get a beer sometime gil!
Ivan: Russia да?
Francis: we also hav the Tour de France
Gilbert: ja! we should!
Lukas: proves my earlier point…
Arthur: We are also known for own hauntings: beheaded queens, haunted pubs, and Jack the Ripper!
Ivan: Russia да?
Francis: we hav the Paris Opera House
[Alfred has signed off]
Mathias: wth!?
Lukas: i blame u…
Arthur: Why did he leave?
Gilbert: unawesome D:
Francis: it was prbly u suggesting england as a place 2 study
Arthur: You shouldn't even be talking!
Gilbert: actually… it was prbly due 2 ur ghost stories…
1- Россия – means "Russia" in Russian
2- Sverrig – means "Sweden" in Danish
A/N
Okay, this chapter may have been slightly confusing so to clear it up, Arthur and Francis were arguing against each other, and Lukas was bashing Mathias.
Another thing: I don't know how factual the information is in here honestly… I'm sure on the information on Denmark. As for Arthur and Francis, I actually copied most of their argument from two roommates/friends, an Anglo-maniac and a… well someone who is obsessed with France. xD
Also, I don't feel that way at all about Denmark. I love Denmark! ~heart~ And I most certainly don't think Danes are idiots! :/
Next Chapter: What's up with Mattie today?
(Yeahhhh…. I lied in the last chapter. xD Sorry Mattie wasn't in this chapter, slight change of plans… :P)