The Hetalia Heroes Guild

by SillyKwado

AU! A series of oneshots featuring the Hetalia cast as they play in an MMORPG together; showing their conversations as they go from mundane topics, such as pasta, to battle chat! "It's not a game! It's a way of life!" - Gilbert

19. Skyping! Part 1

Read please!

Okei! This is the skyping chapter! Real quick though! They are speaking into their mics on this so they don't actually know who's saying what unless they know the voice. Also, they have accents in this (some stronger than others). And finally, the italicized part is noises coming through that person's mic other than the person's voice themself… hope that made sense… if not then keep reading and you'll see what I mean! xD Enjoy~! =D

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Alfred: "Testing, testing. 1-2-3?"

Alfred: "Hm… Is this thing even on…?"

Gilbert: "Ja, it is!"

Alfred: "Whoa! Someone's on! Uh, who is this?"

Gilbert: "Kesese! Zis is ze avesome Gilbert!"

Alfred: "Gilbert? Seriously? You sound so… German…"

Gilbert: "Prussian. Und you sound American. Now zat ze obvious is out of ze vay, do you van to run some battlegrounds?"

Alfred: "Sure! Sounds good! . . . This is so cool!"

Gilbert: "Vho else is supposed to get on?"

Alfred: "Hopefully everyone. I'm gonna leave this up running all day. Besides I'm not doin' anything anyways. Haha."

Gilbert: "Same here!"

Francis: "'ow'z it going mes amis?"

Gilbert: "Vho is zis?"

Alfred: "Haha! Was that French?"

Francis: "Oui. I'm azzuming you two are Alfred and Gilbert, oui?"

Alfred: "Haha! You sound so French!"

Gilbert: "Ja! Vant to run battlegrounds viz us, Francis?"

Francis: "Zure, why not?"

Matthew: "H-hello…"

Alfred: "Hey Mattie! It's about time! Hey… where are you anyways?"

Matthew: "Eh? I'm in my bedroom."

Gilbert: "Mattie?"

Francis: "Bonjour~"

Alfred: "Why are you in there dude?"

Matthew: "Eh, bonjour… I didn't want your voice coming through my mic Al…"

Gilbert: "Hey Birdie!"

Matthew: "Hello… Gilbert?"

Gilbert: "Yep, it's me. I'm avesome!"

Francis: "Where are you two? Invite me to ze group."

Alfred: "Whoops sorry dude. We're in a battleground right now. It'll be over soon."

Francis: "D'accord."

Matthew: "Why don't we just run a dungeon instead, eh Alfred?"

Alfred: "Huh what? 'Decor?"

Francis: "Non, 'd'accord'… it meanz… 'okay'…? Oui?"

Matthew: "Yeah, it's basically French for 'okay'."

Alfred: "Oh! Okay! 'D'accord'!"

Francis: "Eww… it zoundz zo ugly when you zay it…"

Alfred: "Hey!"

Gilbert: "Kesesese!"

Matthew: "Yeah, he's kind of right…"

Alfred: "Anyways! Hey! Did you guys see Artie's post? God I love that guy…"

Gilbert: "Kesese!"

Francis: "Oui, 'e can't figure out 'ow to uze ze mic."

Alfred: "Haha! That's so like him! Well, I'll try to help him through the chat."

Mathias: "Help who?"

Alfred: "Uhhh…. Arthur… Who is this?"

Mathias: "Mathias."

Gilbert: "Avesome. Your mic sounds veird. Alfred, vhere are you!"

Alfred: "Sorry, dude. I'm on my way!"

Mathias: "Ja, Ah know. Ah don't know why. So… ya guys doin' battlegrounds er somethin'?"

Gilbert: "Ja."

Francis: "Oui, I'm waiting for ze next one."

Matthew: "I told them that we should just do a dungeon."

Alfred: "Go to Mine, Gil!"

Mathias: "Hej, did ya guys hear dat?"

Francis: "'ear what?"

Alfred: "What are you talking about dude?"

Mathias: "Ah don't know. Maybe it's just somethin' with my mic like Gil said…"

Matthew: "Check the volume, that might help…"

Mathias: "There it is again!"

Gilbert: "Vhat?"

Alfred: "W-what is it?"

Mathias: "Ah don't know! It sounds like whispering…"

Matthew: "Eh? I think that's me…"

Mathias: "There!"

Francis: "I 'eard it too!"

Alfred: "Oh god! It's not a g-ghost, is it?"

Matthew: "It's just me…"

Alfred: "EYAHHH! GHOST!"

Gilbert: "Verdammit Alfred!"

Francis: "Merde!"

Matthew: "Maple…"

Gilbert: "Zat vas in my ear!"

Mathias: "What da hell?"

Francis: "Alfred?"

Matthew: "Alfred! Get off of me! Mattie, I'm scared. It was me! What? One second guys."

Gilbert: "Vait, ze ghost vas just birdie?"

Mathias: "Haha! Oops!"

Francis: "Mon dieu! Poor Mathieu!"

Gilbert: "I'll kill you Mathias…"

Mathias: "Ha… ha…"

Alfred: "Okay dudes! I'm back! Sorry 'bout that! It was just my bro…"

Matthew: "I was speaking normally…"

Alfred: "Dude you might wanna turn up your mic…"

Francis: "Oui, ztill zoundz like you're whizpering."

Matthew: "Okay, how's this?"

Mathias: "Just a lil bit more?"

Alfred: "Yeah."

Mathew: "How about now?"

Francis: "Much better."

Gilbert: "Kesese!"

Alfred: "Okay! We are out of the battleground now!"

Francis: "Did you win?"

Alfred: "Well… aha…"

Gilbert: "Nein! Because someone vas unavesome und left in ze middle of it!"

Alfred: "Hey! The ghost thing freake- I mean, I had to go check on Mattie and make sure he was okay!"

Gilbert: "Suuuuure"

Alfred: "Because I'm the hero!"

Mathias: "Haha!"

Francis: "Ohonhonhon."

Alfred: "So anyways… you guys wanna run a dungeon? We have 5 people including Artie."

Mathias: "We do?"

Gilbert: "Ve have 6."

Alfred: "Huh?"

Francis: "Alfred, Arzur, Mazias, Gil, and me."

Matthew: "What aboot me eh?"

Francis: "Merde! Zorry Mathieu!"

Gibert: "Verdammit Al, how did you forget your own bruder?"

Alfred: "Hahaha! 'Aboot'!"

Matthew: "Mon dieu…"

Arthur: "Stop picking on your brother, lad."

Alfred: "Hey! Who's this?"

Francis: "Zo, 'as ze technology illiterate finally figured out 'ow to work 'iz mic? Ohonhon."

Arthur: "Christ, it's bloody hard to figure out that's what."

Alfred: "Artie?"

Gilbert: "Kesese!"

Arthur: "Shut up frog. And it's 'Arthur' not 'Artie.' I would appreciate it if you called me by my given name."

Alfred: "Oh my god! You sound so… British!"

Francis: "Mon dieu."

Matthew: "Alfred…"

Arthur: "And you sound American. Don't scream into my ear!"

Alfred: "Your voice is deeper than I thought."

Arthur: "Well, what were you expecting?"

Francis: "Ohonhonhon."

Arthur: "Belt up frog!"

Mathias: "Hahaha. Geez, Ah'm glad Ah called in sick today!"

Alfred: "Seriously!?"

Gilbert: "Kesesese! Zat's avesome!"

Arthur: "I'm assuming that that laugh was Gilbert…?"

Gilbert: "Of course. I'm avesome."

Arthur: "Right. So is everyone who is currently logged on also on skype right now? Mathias? Matthew?"

Mathias: "Ja!"

Matthew: "Oui."

Alfred: "Hell yeah!"

Francis: "Oui."

Arthur: "Shut up frog."

Gilbert: "Ja."

Kiku: "Hai."

Alfred: "Whoa! Was that Kiku?"

Kiku: "Herro Arfred-san."

Alfred: "Dude! When'd you get on here!?"

Kiku: "About when Asa-san tord you not to scream into his ear."

Alfred: "Asa? Ah-sah- OH! Arthur! Dude, that was like ages ago! You shoulda said something!"

Arthur: "What? And it's 'should have' not 'shoulda'… honestly."

Alfred: "Haha whatever man!"

Gilbert: "Kesese!"

Alfred: "So you're like Japanese 'n stuff right?"

Kiku: "Uh… h-hai?"

Alfred: "Dude, say something in Japanese!"

Arthur: "Alfred, really?"

Matthew: "Maple."

Kiku: "Rike what?"

Alfred: "I don't know, anything! Uhm, say, 'I like hamburgers'!"

Kiku: "Ee… hanbaagaa ga dai ski des." (1)

Alfred: "Awesome!"

Gilbert: "Hey!"

Mathias: "Hvad are we doin'!? Righ' now Ah'm runnin' in circles in de Stronghold." (2)

Alfred: "Well, we said a dungeon, but now we have 6 peop-"

Matthew: "7."

Gilbert: "7."

Alfred: "Right. 7 people…"

Arthur: "We could do a battleground… maybe Vicious Tides?"

Mathias: "Sounds good ta me."

Gilbert: "Vell, ve vere doing a battleground earlier, but zen Alfred zought zere vas a ghos-"

Alfred: "NOTHING!"

Arthur: "Bloody hell Alfred! My ear!"

Alfred: "There was nothing!"

Kiku: "Ghost?"

Francis: "Oui, it waz juzt Mathieu non?"

Arthur: "Bloody French…"

Matthew: "O-oui, I mean yes."

Alfred: "See? No ghost! Ahaha… ha… ha?"

Arthur: "Right…"

Kiku: "Anyway, no need to count me for the group. I need to get off."

Alfred: "What? Seriously? Whyyy?"

Kiku: "It is one-thirty a.m. here, I need to go to bed. But I got on to see how the skyping was going."

Gilbert: "Avesomely."

Kiku: "Seems rike it, maybe we shourd do it again."

Alfred: "Yeah!"

Kiku: "Good night."

Arthur: "Night, Kiku."

Francis: "À bientôt." (3)

Matthew: "Eh, I need to go too."

Alfred: "You do?"

Gilbert: "Aww."

Alfred: "Why?"

Matthew: "I have to leave for class."

Francis: "Ah, which class?"

Matthew: "English 103… it's required."

Alfred: "Ewww!"

Arthur: "Good lad."

Mathias: "Haha!"

Matthew: "Bye."

Francis: "Au revoir."

Arthur: "Bloody French…"

Gilbert: "Later vögelchen."

Alfred: "Well now we have 5 people again. Dungeon?"

Antonio: "¡Hola! Wow! Tis es cool!"

Gilbert: "Kesesese!"

Alfred: "And now we are back to 6…"

Francis: "Antonio?"

Antonio: "Eh? Francis?"

Gilbert: "Und ze avesome Gilbert!"

Antonio: "Oh, hey!"

Francis: "Ohonhon~ Ze bad touch trio iz finally on togezer!"

Gilbert: "Hell yeah! Kesese!"

Arthur: "Bloody hell…"

Alfred: "Hahaha!"

Antonio: "Wait, I thought we decided on te bad friends trio…?"

Gilbert: "Kesese, ve got off topic in ze middle of zat conversation, remember?"

Antonio: "Oh yeah."

Alfred: "Oh god…"

Mathias: "Okej, Ah'm runnin' VT. Who wants in?"

Gilbert: "Ze avesome zree of us!"

Francis: "Oui."

Alfred: "Me!"

Arthur: "I'll join as well."

Mathias: "Alright… Ah got Gil... Who else- *briiiiiiiing* For helvede! Actually, Ah'll be righ' back, *briiiiiiiiing* Ah gotta get dat real quick. Gil yer da leader. *briii-" (4)

Gilbert: "Sveet."

Arthur: "Good God…"

Gilbert: "Okay… ve got ze avesome me, Fran, Artie-

Arthur: "Arthur!"

Gilbert: "Uh… Toni…"

Alfred: "Hey! No one invited me!"

Gilbert: "Oops kesese! Nov did you get it?"

Alfred: "Yep!"

Feliciano: "Ve~ I wanna join too!"

Arthur: "Is this Feliciano?"

Feliciano: "Ve~ how did you-a know? Are you-a sidekick?"

Antonio: "¡Buenos Dias!"

Arthur: "Er… it's 'psychic' and no…"

Gilbert: "Kesese!"

Feliciano: "Oh, haha! And buon giorno to you-a too… uhmm…?" (5)

Antonio: "Antonio!"

Feliciano: "Antonio~"

Gilbert: "Hey, ve're running VT, you in Feli?"

Feliciano: "Sì! Ve~ I haven't-a done VT in a long time. Last time I-a did it we lost… I'm not-a exactly sure why though… It was-a weird."

Antonio: "Haha."

Gilbert: "Bruder! Grr… I'll be right back… mein bruder sounds mad. Luddy's so unavesome vhen he's got zat shtick up his ass all ze time."

Feliciano: "Ve~ Luddy's an interesting name…"

Arthur: "Right…"

Alfred: "Okay! So we'll just wait for Gil and Mathias to get back. If they don't come back in a few minutes we'll just kick them and go on ahead."

Francis: "Zat'd be funny."

Antonio: "He might get mad, amigo."

Alfred: "Oh well."

Mathias: "Hej, sorry-"

Alfred: "Welcome back!"

Antonio: "¡Hola!"

Arthur: "Hello."

Francis: "Ohonhon!"

Feliciano: "Ve~?"

Mathias: "Ja, hej. Ah havta go."

Alfred: "What!"

Mathias: "Tha' was a call from work, Ah havta go in real quick."

Arthur: "I hope everything is alright."

Mathias: "Ja, me too. Haha. Ah'll be on later."

Feliciano: "Ve~?"

Antonio: "Okey, good luck!"

Mathias: "Tak."

Francis: "Adieu."

Alfred: "Sooo… anyway… I guess we can kick him from the group now huh? Haha."

Francis: "Mazias made Gilbert ze group leader…"

Alfred: "Damnit."

Feliciano: "Ve~ Who was-a that?"

Antonio: "Tat was Matias."

Feliciano: "Ah okay!"

Arthur: "We are just waiting for Gilbert correct?"

Alfred: "Yep! Oh! How are you guys liking this?"

Antonio: "Es really neat!"

Francis: "Oui, it'z pretty fun."

Feliciano: "Ve~ I like-a hearing everyone's voices for once. It's-a really cool to hear everyone's accents too!"

Arthur: "Yes, I agre-"

Feliciano: "Oh! And I type-a slow so this is a good because I don't have to-a pause to type and I can keep-a talking~"

Alfred: "Wow… you talk a lot more than I thought Feli…"

Feliciano: "I-a do? Ve~ sorry…"

Alfred: "It's cool."

Antonio: "Tat es te point of tis, no?"

Arthur: "Right."

Elizaveta: "Good evening!"

Feliciano: "Ciao~"

Alfred: "Haha! It's only afternoon here!"

Arthur: "Considering there is only one lady in the guild, I'm presuming you are Elizaveta?"

Elizaveta: "Yep! And I'm guessing you're Arthur?"

Arthur: "Right you are."

Alfred: "Ahahaha!"

Elizaveta: "Oh good, I wasn't sure. Your voice is deeper than I expected."

Arthur: "What was everyone expecting?"

Francis: "Ohonhon."

Arthur: "Shut it frog."

Elizaveta: "Something… higher…"

Alfred: "Dude, you drink tea, wear sweater vests, and sew… I thought you were gonna have a girly voice!"

Arthur: "What! All those things you mentioned are not 'girly'! And it's 'going to' not 'gonna' you git!"

Alfred: "Sewing…?"

Arthur: "Not girly! And I knit thank you very much!"

Alfred: "Hahahahaha!"

Feliciano: "Ve~ how's-a moving for you Eliza?"

Elizaveta: "Oh it's going good. Only about half of my things are here but a few more weeks and I'll be back on the game officially."

Francis: "Mon cher. Why aren't you logged on to ze game?"

Elizaveta: "I'm on my boyfriend's dinosaur of a computer and it's really slow. So, I thought I'd just log on to skype real quick."

Arthur: "Glad you did."

Alfred: "Yeah!"

Francis: "Oui!"

Feliciano: "Sì!"

Antonio: "Yeah! Everyone should come on! Y'know what? We should do te guild meetings tis way!"

Elizaveta: "Oh dear…"

Feliciano: "Yeah! Ve~ It would-a be so much-a fun!"

Alfred: "Ha… ha…."

Arthur: "Oh God! Don't you bloody dare!"

Alfred: "Yeah… uh no."

Feliciano: "Aww."

Alfred: "Dude, it would…. Oh gosh… there would be so many people!"

Arthur: "I'm getting a headache from just thinking about it…"

Francis: "We can do ozer zings wiz zis zkype zing, non?"

Feliciano: "Ve~? Like-a what?"

Arthur: "Oh God!"

Alfred: "Francis! No!"

Francis: "Ohonhonhon!"

Antonio: "Haha… never mind Feli. You're so cute!"

Feliciano: "Ve~?"

Alfred: "Okay! Well… let's just go on in…"

Arthur: "We still can't Alfred…"

Alfred: "Huh? Whaddya- oh."

Feliciano: "Ve~?"

Antonio: "He's still te group leader no?

Elizaveta: "Huh?"

Alfred: "Yeah… Hey! I have an idea!"

Arthur: "Did it hurt?"

Alfred: "What?"

Arthur: "Never mind."

Alfred: "When I fell from heaven? Yes, a little, but nothing the hero can't handle!"

Arthur: "What? What- where…? What?"

Alfred: "Huh? What?"

Feliciano: "Ve~?"

Antonio: "I'm confused…"

Francis: "Me too mon ami…"

Elizaveta: "So am I, and I usually I can keep up with these kind of conversations…"

Alfred: "Me too… Anyways! My idea! So! We all can just quit the group and re-join back up! This way they both aren't in our group and holding us back anymore!"

Francis: "Oui, zoundz good."

Antonio: "Ah! Okey!"

Feliciano: "Ve~? Wait, I don't-a get it…"

Antonio: "Es okey Feli… just do what we say okey?"

Feliciano: "Alright!"

Francis: "Who iz going to invite ze ozers?"

Alfred: "I will since I'm the hero!"

Arthur: "Right…"

Alfred: "Okay! I sent out invites to Francis… Antonio… Arthur… and Fel- oh wait. Feli, you're gonna havta quit the team."

Feliciano: "Oh, I-a do? Ve~?"

Alfred: "Yeah, that way I can invite you to this group."

Feliciano: "Ve~ Okay."

Alfred: "There we go. Everyone in?"

Arthur: "Looks like it."

Elizaveta: "You forgot me."

Alfred: "Oh? I did? I'm sor- wait… you're not even logged on…?"

Elizaveta: "Haha! Yeah, sorry, just kidding!"

Antonio: "Haha!"

Francis: "Ohonhon"

Alfred: "Hm."

Arthur: "Haha!"

Alfred: "Hey! Did you just laugh, Artie!"

Arthur: "Yes, well I am capable of human emotion…"

Alfred: "Oh… ha ha… right…"

Elizaveta: "Hahaha!"

Feliciano: "Ve~ so where are you-a moving again, Eliza?

Gilbert: "Ah, avesome is back, sorry about zat."

Elizaveta: "Austria."

Feliciano: "Ah okay~!"

Gilbert: "Ew… vho's unavesome voice is zat I hear?"

Feliciano: "My voice is unawesome ve~?"

Gilbert: "Nein! Not you! Ze totally unavesome girly voice!"

Alfred: "Oh geez…"

Elizaveta: "What!"

Francis: "Mon ami… you zhould be nice to ze pretty ladies non?"

Elizaveta: "Thank you Francis!"

Gilbert: "Ugh, vhatever! You're supposed to be on my side! Besides, you don't even know vhat she looks like! Unless… ugh! Nein!"

Elizaveta: "Idiot…"

Gilbert: "Vhat!"

Alfred: "Hey guys?"

Francis: "Ah, but Gilbert. You zhould never out down ze women. Especially une jolie jeune fleur like Eliza." (6)

Elizaveta: "Haha."

Arthur: "Bloody French…"

Alfred: "Guys…?"

Francis: "Don't worry Arzur, zere's plenty of l'amour to go around…"

Arthur: "What bloody la- lam… whatever! I'm not speaking you froggy language!"

Gilbert: "Kesese!"

Francis: "Admit it, you're juz-"

Alfred: "Guys!"

Arthur: "What?"

Antonio: "I'm awake!"

Gilbert: "Kesese!"

Francis: "Ohonhon!"

Alfred: "Pffft! Haha! Were you asleep?"

Elizaveta: "Haha!"

Antonio: "Oh… yeah… lo siento- eh, sorry…"

Feliciano: "Ve~ It's only about 8pm where you-a live right now right? Why are you-a sleepy?"

Antonio: "Aha… ha… I had a long day."

Alfred: "Psh! No wonder you have no kills!"

Gilbert: "Kills…? Vait! You started vithout me!"

Alfred: "Oh… haha… that's right…"

Gilbert: "Vhat!"

Arthur: "Sorry, lad. You took too long."

Elizaveta: "Besides, you probably would've been useless anyway."

Alfred: "Haha! Like Toni?"

Elizaveta: "Worse…"

Feliciano: "Ve~ But Antonio was asleep…"

Francis: "Ohonhon zat waz ze joke."

Gilbert: "Hey! I'm too avesome for your unavesome minds to unavesomely comprehend ze avesomeness zat is ze avesome me!"

Alfred: "Wow… there was a lot of 'awesomes' in that sentence…"

Francis: "Oui, 'e muzt 'ave been really upzet…"

Gilbert: "Hey! Stop talking about me as if I'm not here!"

Elizaveta: "Hey, did you guys hear something?"

Francis: "Non."

Alfred: "Haha, whaddya mean Eliza?"

Gilbert: "Hey-"

Arthur: "I haven't heard anything."

Feliciano: "Ve~?"

Gilbert: "Hey! Unavesome! Back me up here Toni!"

Alfred: "Hahahaha!"

Gilbert: "Vait… Toni…?

Francis: "Ohonhon!"

Gilbert: "Antonio!"

Antonio: "What! What es it?"

Gilbert: "Vere you asleep again…?"

Antonio: "Uh…. No…?

Francis: "You zounded unzure mon ami."

Feliciano: "Ve~ maybe you should-a go to sleep!"

Antonio: "Yeah… tat sounds really good actually… ahaha…"

Alfred: "You gonna get off?"

Arthur: "Could you at least try to say that correctly, Alfred?"

Alfred: "Haha! Nope!"

Antonio: "Yeah… probably…"

Gilbert: "Aww"

Feliciano: "Buona notte~!"

Arthur: "Have a nice night."

Antonio: "Gracias."

Gilbert: "Gute Nacht."

Alfred: "Later dude!"

Francis: "Bonne nuit!"

Elizaveta: "Good night!"

Antonio: "Thanks guys, you too. Night."

Elizaveta: "Ah… I should probably get off too… after all this isn't my computer…"

Arthur: "Oh, right."

Gilbert: "Finally!"

Elizaveta: "Hey!"

Gilbert: "Kesese!"

Alfred: "Glad you could get on Eliza!"

Elizaveta: "Köszönöm!" (7)

Feliciano: "Bye~ ve~!~"

Alfred: "Huh? What'd ya say?"

Elizaveta: "Haha! I said 'thanks'!"

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1- Here, I wrote the Japanese phonetically as you would hear it in real life. So, it's not actually spelled that way. It's actually spelled like this: え、ハンバーガーが大好きです。

2- Hvad – Danish for "what" / Stronghold – the main city for their faction (remember? :3)

3- À bientôt – French for "good bye"… kinda sounds like "abiento" xD

4- For helvede! – Literally means "for Hell" in Danish… ummm, yeah… that's a phone there too xD

5- Buon giorno – Italian for "good day"

6- Une jolie jeune fleur – French for "a pretty young flower"… most likely I butchered that phrase… the French language hates me… :/

7- Köszönöm – Hungarian for "thanks" (like she said :P)

A/N

Hope you like part 1~ :) Part 2 comin' soon (because I still have some characters left ;D) If ya want something (anything!) in part 2 make sure ya tell me cuz I'm not a mind reader! :P

Oh! Hopefully I got the accents somewhat decent… I kept missing little stuff. :/

If you have any other ideas for later chapters or topics for conversations, I'd looove to hear 'em! :D

OH! And don't forget to take the poll on my page! :O ;D