Gilbert: "Und so I told him – awesomely of course – zat, nein, und zat he needs to get laid, geez he needs it. Of course, mein bruder, being ze archlosh zat he is, blew up on me und told me zat I-"

Francis: "Vous êtes un tel nerd, mais il est incroyablement sexy." (1)

Gilbert: "uh... vhat?"

Francis: "'old on, I zink ze woman from lazt night might not 'ave left. "

Gilbert: "Holy shit! You do realize zat yesterday vas like… I don't know! But it's like 8pm now!"

Francis: "yeah... I didn't- Êtes-vous prêt pour la ronde de 5? Actually, Gil, I'm uh going to be right back... Soyez là mademoiselle! ohonhonhon..."

Gilbert: "Kesesese! Vait... I zink your mic might still be on... Francis…? Francis!"

Gilbert: "By myself... So unawesome..."

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Mathias: "Hej."

Mathias: "Anyone on?"

Mathias: "Hallo...?"

Gilbert: "Ja I'm on."

Mathias: "Oh hej! Ar-"

Gilbert: "Velcome back."

Mathias: "Tak. Are ya tha only one left?"

Gilbert: "Ja- vell actually, sorta... Francis is still technically logged on but he unawesomely left me for some voman."

Mathias: "HA! Hahaha!"

Gilbert: "Vasn't zat funny..."

Mathias: "Dude, it sounds like yer jealous."

Gilbert: "Meh."

Mathias: "Well, ya wanna do somethin?"

Gilbert: "Actually, I vas about to get off. Mein bruder is almost finished viz dinner. Und my zroat is getting sore."

Mathias: "Aww... Well orden! What's fer dinner?" (2)

Gilbert: "Not sure… but it smells like vurst und… somezing burning?"

Mathias: "Burning?"

Gilbert: "Mein gott! My bruder probably is trying to make somezing new… verdamnit! He knows he can't cook anyzing but vurst! I have to go!"

Mathias: "Orden, have a good dinner!"

Gilbert: "Ve'll see… und I'll try und get on aftervards!"

Mathias: "Alright! Ah'll hold ya to it!"

Gilbert: "Kesese! Okay vhatever Mazias!"

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Lukas: "Hello...?"

Mathias: "Hej! Someone is on! Good! Cuz Ah'm lonely! Haha!

Lukas: "..."

Mathias: "Are ya logged on to tha game? Cuz Ah don't see ya..."

Lukas: "Not yet."

Mathias: "Oh... Well, Ah'm Mathias! What's yer name?"

Lukas: "..."

Mathias: "Hallo? Ya still there?"

Lukas: "Ja."

Mathias: "Ja? Hej… is this Berwald? Cuz if it is Ah-"

Lukas: "No, it's Lukas."

Mathias: "Lukas? Seriously!?"

Lukas: "Unfortunately."

Mathias: "Awesome! Whatcha doin?"

Lukas: "Trying to ignore the annoying buzzing in my ear."

Mathias: "Check yer mic. Y'know dere's been a lot of trouble with tha mics today."

Lukas: "..."

Mathias: "Hallo? Lukas?"

Lukas: "I'm still here."

Mathias: "Cool!"

Mathias: "Wanna te-"

Lukas: "Why does your mic sound weird?"

Mathias: "Huh? Oh that's what Gil said earlier! Ah don't know... Maybe Ah'll havta get a different mic..."

Lukas: "Gilbert was on?"

Mathias: "Yep! Ya missed a whole bunch of otha people too! Francis, Alfred, his brother (whateva his name is...), Arthur, Kiku, Antonio... There were probably others but Ah had ta go inta work fer a bit."

Lukas: "And now it's just you?"

Mathias: "Yep! Just you and me!"

Lukas: "..."

Mathias: "Y'know, yer voice is really soothing and deep too. Ah wasn't expecting it."

Lukas: "What were you expecting?"

Mathias: "Ah don't know, but Ah like yer voice!"

Lukas: "Idiot..."

Francis: "Ah! Zorry! I'm back Gilbert!"

Mathias: "Eh?"

Francis: "Gilbert?"

Mathias: "Nej, Mathias. Gil left fer dinner a while ago. But Ah forgot ya were still technically logged on Francis! Haha..."

Francis: "Zo you came back after all hm? What 'appened?"

Mathias: "Ah... Just something minor that happened at work while Ah was away."

Francis: "Nozing too bad I 'ope right?"

Mathias: "Nah, but Ah still had ta go in."

Lukas: "Hard to imagine someone like him working..."

Francis: "'ello, I didn't realize zomeone elze waz on. I don't zee you in the game eizer..."

Mathias: "It's Lukas! Ah don't know why he's not in tha game yet..."

Lukas: "I'm logging on now..."

Francis: "Bonjour Lukaz!"

Lukas: "Hei."

Mathias: "There ya are! What took ya so long? Haha!"

Lukas: "..."

Francis: "Nozing too dirty hm? Ohonhon."

Lukas: "..."

Mathias: "Oh my god! Lukas! What were ya doin!?"

Francis: "Ohonhonhon!"

Lukas: "Idiots... I was checking my email if you must know."

Mathias: "Oh..."

Francis: "Ohonhon... Did you get anyzing good?"

Lukas: "... no."

Francis: "Wow, you are no fun."

Mathias: "Hahaha!"

Mathias: "Hey! How long are ya guys on?"

Lukas: "Rest of the day."

Francis: "A few more 'ourz at ze mozt. Why?"

Mathias: "Let's run somethin together! Ah didn't get ta earlier!"

Francis: "Ah, zats right. Well, I'm for it."

Mathias: "Cool! How 'bout ya Luke?"

Lukas: "Luke? I don't know a Luke."

Mathias: "Luuuuuuukaaaaaaas!"

Lukas: "Ugh. Fine. Don't whine like that again."

Mathias: "Yay!"

Francis: "Ohonhonhon!"

Mathias: "Sweet! We got a healer! Now hopefully we won't have ta wait too long fer a tank!"

Mathias: "Orden! Ah'll just sign us u-"

Lukas: "Oi! Don't forget to invite us to group first idiot!"

Francis: "'ow could you forget us mon ami!?"

Mathias: "Right. Sorry. Ah forgot... Haha..."

Lukas: "Obviously."

Mathias: "Now Ah'll sign us all up, yeah?"

Francis: "Oui."

Mathias: "Ordeeeeen... Hvad? Tha average wait time is 14 minutes? Aghhhh! Ah don't wanna wait that long!" (3)

Lukas: "Too bad. Unless you can find another tank faster."

Mathias: "Well... Does anyone know Alfred's number?... Or Ivan's...?"

Lukas: "..."

Francis: "Non, not me. I only know Toni'z and Gil'z."

Mathias: "Antonio! He's a tank right? Get him on!"

Francis: "'e might be buzy, but I'll check anyway..."

Mathias: "Alright!"

Francis: "Be right back."

Lukas: "I can't believe you're going to bother Antonio..."

Mathias: "Ah can't believe tha wait time is 14 minutes. Are there no tanks on?"

Lukas: "14 minutes isn't that long... I've waited longer before."

Mathias: "Laaaaaaaaame!"

Lukas: "..."

Mathias: "Oh hej! Look! Waldo's logged on!"

Lukas: "I can see that."

Mathias: "Ah'm gonna tell him ta get on skype with us! Hej... are... you... going... to... ge-"

Lukas: "Why are you saying what you type out loud?"

Mathias: "Cuz! Ah wanna!"

Lukas: "Well don't. You're being annoying."

Mathias: "Luuuukaaa-"

Lukas: "What did I say about whining?"

Mathias: "Umm... Not to?"

Lukas: "Good."

Francis: "Ohonhon! Zoundz like 'e 'az you whipped Maziaz!"

Mathias: "Ah am not! And when'd ya get back Franny? Oh, and Waldo says give him a minute."

Francis: "Momentz ago... Waldo?"

Lukas: "He means Berwald. He just logged on to the game."

Francis: "Ah! I zee 'im now! Iz 'e going to tank? Becauze Toni didn't anzwer 'iz cell."

Mathias: "Urrrrgh"

Francis: "What waz zat?"

Lukas: "Mathias being stupid. It's either wait 10 more minutes at the least or ask Berwald to tank."

Mathias: "Ugh fine. But if his Swedish-ness screws up tha team..."

Berwald: "M' wha'?"

Mathias: "Whoa! Who's this?"

Lukas: "Berwald? I assume?"

Berwald: "Ja."

Mathias: "Oh."

Francis: "Bonjour Berwald!"

Berwald: "God kväll... Francis?" (4)

Francis: "Oui!"

Berwald: "An'...?"

Lukas: "Lukas. Mathias is also on but he's sulking."

Mathias: "Am not!

Berwald: "Th's ev'ry'ne?"

Lukas: "Ja."

Francis: "Would you like to tank for uz? We need a tank and we can just get a random perzon for ze zird DPS."

Berwald: "Tha's f'ne."

Mathias: "Oi! Waldo!"

Berwald: "Berwald."

Mathias: "Ah think dere's something wrong with yer mic... Yer voice is sorta muffled and it's hard ta understand ya."

Lukas: "..."

Berwald: "Noth'n's wron' with m' mic..."

Mathias: "Ya sure?"

Berwald: "Ja."

Mathias: "Okaaaaay… whateva… it's probably just yer Swedish-ness anyway…"

Berwald: "Wha'd ye say?"

Mathias: "Ya heard me…"

Berwald: "Y'u-"

Lukas: "Hej! Idiots! Let's go! We're waiting for you."

Francis: "Oui… Our zird DPS juzt ran ahead wizout uz…"

Mathias: "Without tha tank or heals? Is he crazy?"

Lukas: "How are we supposed to know?"

Mathias: "Ah dunno…"

Berwald: "Ev'ry'ne r'dy?"

Mathias: "Wha was that Waldy? Ah didn't understand ya."

Berwald: "Grrr…"

Lukas: "Mathias! Stop being an ass. C'mon."

Francis: "Ohonhonhon! You guyz are much more entertaining now! Oui, I'm ready Berwald."

Berwald: "'kay. Goin' in."

Mathias: "Well, that wasn't so bad… especially since tha third guy like didn't do anything…"

Lukas: "It's fine, I can probably heal through it."

Mathias: "Ja! Cuz Luke is a beast!"

Lukas: "…"

Berwald: "…"

Francis: "Ohonhonhon!"

Berwald: "'re ye…?"

Lukas: "Yep. I'm letting him die next time."

Mathias: "What!? Hej! Luuuukaaaaaas!"

Lukas: "Don't care, you're dying."

Francis: "'e iz feisty non? Zay alwayz make ze bezt loverz anyway!"

Lukas: "You're dying too."

Mathias: "Haha!"

Francis: "Quoi!? What did I do!?" (5)

Lukas: "You're being annoying."

Berwald: "L'kas, ye can't let b'th 'f our DPS d'e…"

Mathias: "Ja Lukas!"

Lukas: "Fine, one of you lives."

Francis: "Moi! Don't let zem touch mon beautiful 'air!"

Mathias: "No me! Ah'm yer friend!"

Lukas: "…Francis lives, Mathias dies."

Mathias: "Whaaa-!?"

Francis: "Ohonhon! Better luck next time mon ami!"

Mathias: "But why?"

Lukas: "You're more annoying. No more heals for you."

Berwald: "He's r'ght…"

Mathias: "Shut up Swede."

Berwald: "Aft'r ye, Dane."

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Mathias: "Alright! Look at my beastly BeastTamer skills!"

Mathias: "Ah'm still alive without a single heal thrown my way fer tha past 8 minutes! My awesome first aid an' healin' potions are comin' in handy!"

Francis: "Oui, but I'd be more imprezzed if you weren't a ranged DPS and if Berwald wazn't az good az a tank az 'e iz." (6)

Mathias: "Psh! Waldy's not that great anyway!"

Berwald: "Berwald, no' 'Waldy.'"

Lukas: "Better than you could ever be."

Mathias: "Are ya kiddin'? My pet tanks are amazin'!" (7)

Lukas: "Yeah, and last time you tanked with a pet, you pulled the entire room and wiped us." (8)

Mathias: "Hej! Ah didn't have my turtle yet! Now ya should see me!"

Lukas: "No thanks."

Berwald: "Tha th'rd dps w'nts ta kn'w why y'u're not healin' tha Dane."

Mathias: "Ja Lukas! Why don't ya tell him!"

Lukas: "Fine."

Francis: "Oh mon dieu, I zink you scared 'im."

Lukas: "Good. Shows him what happens when you mess with the healer, Mathias."

Mathias: "Hej!"

Francis: "And zere 'e goes…"

Berwald: "Jus' ge' an'ther DPS…"

Mathias: "Eh… it'll be fine. We don't need him."

Francis: "'e wazn't much 'elp anyway."

Mathias: "Right!"

Berwald: "Good th'ng we're j'st r'nnin' n'rmal d'ngeons."

Francis: "I don't even zink 'iz gear waz 'igh enough for 'eroic." (9)

Mathias: "Heh. That's probably true. Guess ya gotta heal me now, huh Lukas?"

Lukas: "Who said anything about that?"

Mathias: "Aw, c'mon! Ah've been good!"

Arthur: "Whatever you did, you probably deserved it lad."

Mathias: "Hej! And who are ya callin' lad? Ah'm probably older than you!"

Arthur: "Physically – it's a possibility. Mentally – not bloody likely."

Francis: "Welcome back mon petit lapin~!" (10)

Arthur: "Oh, bloody hell, you're still on."

Francis: "Oui! Ohonhonhon."

Arthur: "Ugh, don't tell me Gilbert is on too…"

Mathias: "Nah, he left a while ago fer dinner."

Arthur: "So it's just you two? I thought I heard another voice when I first came on."

Francis: "And you, mon pe-."

Arthur: "I know I'm on frog! I meant who else is on besides us!"

Mathias: "Lukas is on!"

Lukas: "And Berwald."

Berwald: "An' me."

Lukas: "Stop trying to leave him out, idiot."

Mathias: "Ah'm not! Ah was goin' ta get ta him… eventually…"

Lukas: "Uh huh."

Mathias: "Oh hej! Arthur! One of our spots just opened up so ya can join us!"

Arthur: "Join you in what…?"

Mathias: "We were doin' randoms. Right now we are in Bladefist Peak."

Arthur: "Oka- wait. If you are doing randoms then how are you missing a person?"

Berwald: "Luk's scar'd 'em 'ff."

Arthur: "Uh huh. Well, sounds alright to me even if the frog is on your team."

Francis: "You wound me mo-"

Arthur: "Does it look like I bloody care?"

Francis: "I don't know, I can't zee you."

Arthur: "Why you-"

Alfred: "Don't worry guys! The Hero is back on! Hahahaha!"

Mathias: "Hej! Welcome back!"

Arthur: "Oh fuck me."

Francis: "Well, if you insi-"

Arthur: "Finish that sentence and I will castrate you."

Lukas: "Hate my life."

Mathias: "Hej, why do ya say that Lukas?"

Lukas: "…"

Alfred: "Lukas? I didn't know you're on?"

Arthur: "What? You don't see him in the game?"

Alfred: "No… in fact, I don't see any of you on… not Mathias, Gilbert, or you…"

Mathias: "Gil isn't on… he went ta get dinner about an hour ago…"

Alfred: "Oh really?"

Mathias: "Ja."

Arthur: "Everyone else is on though; you don't see anybody?"

Alfred: "No… I'm bringing up the guild tab but it's not showing anybody."

Francis: "Not even moi?"

Alfred: "Umm… no."

Berwald: "C'n ye see th' pe'ple 'ffl'ne?"

Alfred: "Eh? Who's this?"

Berwald: "B'rwald."

Alfred: "Berwald? Is there something wrong with your mic?"

Mathias: "That's what I said!"

Arthur: "Oi! Focus!"

Lukas: "Alfred, can you see the people offline?"

Alfred: "Offline? Hmm… umm… no. No one's showing up at all."

Mathias: "Well, that could be a problem."

Arthur: "I'm not that great with computers so I really can't help you."

Francis: "Neizer can I."

Mathias: "Ah'm pretty decent with 'em, so Ah might be able ta help."

Berwald: "Mm, s'me."

Alfred: "Guys, my computer skills are fine, just gimme a sec- uh, what just happened?"

Arthur: "What are you talking about?"

Alfred: "I don't know, my game's acting really weird…"

Mathias: "Are ya-"

Alfred: "Oh, my game just froze…"

Francis: "Oui, now you juzt went offline."

Alfred: "I did? Cuz it's still acting like I'm i- . . ."

Arthur: "Alfred?"

Mathias: "Hej, ya still on?"

Lukas: "No, he just left the conference."

Berwald: "S'methin' wen' wr'ng with h's c'mput'r prob'bly."

Francis: "Well, zat waz interezting, non?"

Lukas: "Sure…"

Mathias: "So, where were we? Ah! Arthur, joooooooiiiiiin uuuuuus!"

Arthur: "Er, what?"

Lukas: "We do need an extra DPS."

Arthur: "Well, I said it was alright before…"

Mathias: "Woo!"

Mathias: "Did ya get tha invite?"

Arthur: "Yes, thank you."

Francis: "About time mon cher."

Arthur: "Ignoring you."

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Mathias: "Phew! It was about time we got through that damned dungeon!"

Arthur: "And Alfred still hasn't come back on…"

Francis: "Ohonhon, are you worried?"

Arthur: "Of course not! It's a bloody computer!"

Lukas: "Well if that's it, I'm going to go do my dailies now."

Mathias: "Oh hej! Ah'll join ya!"

Lukas: "No."

Mathias: "Wha…? Why not?"

Lukas: "Does that really deserve an answer?"

Berwald: "No' r'lly…"

Mathias: "Shut up Swede, no one asked ya."

Francis: "Mon dieu, you two are 'orrible togezer."

Arthur: "Yes, why must you two fight about everything? We barely got through that dungeon."

Lukas: "…"

Alfred: "Hahaha! Are you guys even hearing yourselves?"

Mathias: "Hej! Welcome back! Again!"

Arthur: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Alfred: "Oh my god, nevermind… haha…"

Lukas: "We had to get the four worst people on at the same time…"

Alfred: "Right?"

Ivan: "Dobryy vecher comrades." (11)

Alfred: "Hey, speak English! Nobody wants to hear your commie language!"

Lukas: "I spoke too soon…"

Ivan: "Kolkolkolkol."

Mathias: "Umm… what tha hell was that?"

Ivan: "Alfred, Mother Rossiya is not communist anymore."

Alfred: "Yeah, I know, I'm not stupid."

Ivan: "You – how do you say – could have fooled me?"

Alfred: "You da-"

Arthur: "Alfred! Er… what happened earlier?"

Ivan: "Earlier?"

Francis: "Oui."

Alfred: "Oh yeah! My computer messed up big time! I'm not sure why though so I might have to take it in. I'm using my bro's computer right now."

Arthur: "Brother? What bro-"

Francis: "What about Mathieu?"

Arthur: "-ther… oh."

Alfred: "Eh… Mattie's not here right now anyway and the password to his computer is super easy, but don't tell him I said that! I don't know what I'd do if his password wasn't maple_sticks anymore!"

Arthur: "Right…"

Mathias: "So, Lukas. Where are ya startin' fer yer dailies?"

Lukas: "Actually, I decided to just get off instead."

Mathias: "Hvad? Why?"

Francis: "Ohonhon, get off on what?"

Lukas: "Exactly, that's why."

Alfred: "Really? Just cuz Francis?"

Arthur: "Could that sentence get anymore butchered?"

Alfred: "Want me to try?"

Lukas: "No… because I don't think I can handle being around all six of you at one time…"

Alfred: "Okay! We can fix that! Commie, get off! Lukas can't handle six people!"

Ivan: "That is not my name."

Alfred: "Hmm… sure did sound like it."

Lukas: "Okay… I'm done."

Mathias: "Nooooooo!"

Arthur: "See you later, Lukas."

Mathias: "Damnit, Ah bet it was all tha Swede's fault."

Berwald: "'f 't was anyb'dy's, it w'ld b' yers…"

Mathias: "Nuh huh!"

Arthur: "Hey, Alfred. Did you ever receive my mail?"

Alfred: "Your mail? Oh yeah! Thanks a bunch Artie!"

Francis: "What'z ziz? Ohonhonhon…"

Mathias: "What's what?"

Arthur: "Er, no problem."

Alfred: "I'll pay ya back as soon as I can, hero's promise."

Ivan: "I would not trust that if I were you~"

Arthur: "Ah, no need, Alfred. I had a bunch of those herbs just taking up bagspace, so seriously, it was no problem."

Mathias: "Herbs? Fer what?"

Alfred: "Shut up, 'Ay-van'. Artie gave me a stack of Red Frostleaves for this super cool gear I wanted to make!"

Ivan: "It is 'Ee-vahn'."

Alfred: "Whatever."

Francis: "Red Froztleavez? Aren't thoze zuper rare?"

Arthur: "Shutupfrog."

Berwald: "Papa papa!"

Mathias: "Who was that?"

Berwald: "Uh, I n'ed ta get 'ff."

Ivan: "Good bye."

Francis: "Enjoyed teaming with you."

Berwald: "S'me."

Alfred: "So… was that his kid?"

Arthur: "Seeing as how a boy's voice said 'papa,' I'm assuming yes."

Alfred: "Fine, mister smarty-pants. No need to sass talk me. I was just wondering."

Arthur: "W-what did you just call me? And stop pouting! I can practically feel it through the mic!"

Mathias: "Well, Ah gotta get off too guys… Ah havta go in fer work tomorrow after all."

Alfred: "Aww, see ya."

Mathias: "Ja, see ya."

Arthur: "Actually, I'm going to have to do the same."

Alfred: "What? No! Don't leave me here with him."

Ivan: "With who~?"

Arthur: "Oh, grow up."

Alfred: "Don't wanna."

Francis: "Ohonhon."

Ivan: "Bye~"

Alfred: "So… did you want to do something together guys…?"

Francis: "Ohonhon, I can zink of a few thingz… ohonhonhon…"

Alfred: "Okay, that's it. I'm outta here. Later."

Ivan: "I need to leave as well, comrade. It is almost midnight here."

Francis: "Really? Where do you live in Russia? Moscow?"

Ivan: "Da."

Francis: "Ah, well okay. 'ave a nice night."

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Gilbert: "Okay guys! Awesome is back on!"

Gilbert: "Guys?"

Gilbert: "Hallooooo?"

Gilbert: "So unawesome…"

1- The italics – A woman's voice is saying this in the background of Francis's mic

2- Orden – Danish for "okay"

3- Hvad – Danish for "what"

4- God kväll – Swedish for "good evening"

5- Quoi – French for "what"

6- Ranged DPS shouldn't receive too much damage because they create damage from a distance and the tank is supposed to hold the aggro (the monsters' attention) anyways so the DPS and healers don't get hurt.

7- pet tanks – BeastTamers can get a pet that acts much like a tank does… these pets have good armour and they can hold aggro better than other pets. Of course, they don't quite make up for a real tank, but I tell ya, my turtle on WoW is freakin' amazin' xD I bring him out whenever there is trouble, and the tank's about to die, then me and the healer finishes 'em off! It's pretty awesome xD

8- wiping – When the entire group (or almost the entire group) dies. Usually these wipes happen pretty quickly due to pulling (attracting) too many monsters or just plain messing up on something.

9- gear level – In order to run heroics (harder dungeons), the characters' gear must be at a certain level or higher. This way they won't die as easily, making it unfair for the rest of the group who have to cover for him/her.

10- Mon petit lapin – French for "my little rabbit"

11- Dobryy vecher – Russian for "good evening"

A/N

Sorry I haven't updated in like 5 months! But don't worry, I'm (sorta) outta my slump and got some cool things planned! I already have a few more chapters started and a few new ideas! So stay tuned! Plus I don't have school anymore so that helps ;)

I just wanted to say, it was fun making this chapter :P My favourite lines are "'Shut up Swede.' 'Aft'r ye, Dane.'", "Physically – it's a possibility. Mentally – not bloody likely.", and "I know I'm on frog!" xD Of course, I couldn't resist adding Gilbert there at the end… after all, he did say he'd be back on xD

Sorry, the ending's a bit rushed though and for my 'orrible French…

Also, I know the accents were probably a pain in the ass to read (they were a pain to write) and they're probably extremely exaggerated, but they all live in their own countries and they're speaking to each other in English. So, I sorta wanted the accents exaggerated in this story.

So, tell me what you guys think! :D

Next chapter is back to typing!