[Alfred has signed on]

Gilbert: ok! we hav 2 dps and a tank so far

Elizaveta: so u decided 2 tank after all huh tonio?

Alfred: 4 wat?

Antonio: yep!

Antonio: its been awhile no?

Gilbert: we r doin HotL (1)

Elizaveta: HotL

Alfred: both of u? on the same team? scary xD

Gilbert: wanna join?

Alfred: lol sure

Gilbert: tonis tankin tho

Antonio: u can if u want al

Alfred: nah go ahead toni u can practice xD

Alfred: besides i rarely get 2 do dps :P

Antonio: ok

Gilbert: we still need a healr tho!

Antonio: who heals n the guild?

Elizaveta: lukas, yong soo, and feli?

Alfred: yup

Gilbert: no1 else is on

Alfred: jus sign us up 4 the search so we can get a healer

Gilbert: but it takes 4ever 2 wait 4 a healer! and wat if they suck? D:

Elizaveta: its going 2 tak even longer waitin 4 one of our guildmates 2 log on…

Gilbert: watever!

Gilbert: besides i want 2 do HotL!

Alfred: cant help ya there dude

Antonio: just sign us up gil so we r not waitin long

Gilbert: dont u guys hav their numbers?

Elizaveta: their phone numbers?

Gilbert: ja!

Alfred: um… no?

Gilbert: y not? ur the guild leader!

Alfred: so? im not gonna ask ppl 4 their numbers! D:

Alfred: thats creepy!

Antonio: lol

Gilbert: then get ur bro on!

Alfred: mattie? y? he doesnt heal

Gilbert: hes a shapeshifter

Alfred: hes doesnt hav a healing spec (2)

Gilbert: and hes nice

Gilbert: so? he should get 1!

Alfred: idk… ull hav 2 ask him about it

Gilbert: u do it! u live with him!

Alfred: cant hes leavin to visit dad in canada 4 the weekend

Elizaveta: omg

Gilbert: what! y didnt u say anything b4?

Alfred: idk! i 4got!

Gilbert: D:

Antonio: sign up por favor gil?

Gilbert: fine.

Elizaveta: lol

Gilbert: there now we wait forever

Alfred: lol stop pouting geez xD

Gilbert: im not pouting

Elizaveta: yes u r xD

Gilbert: shutup

[Kiku has signed on]

Gilbert: oh some1 new!

Alfred: gil!

Elizaveta: gilbert!

Antonio: nooo

Gilbert: wat? all i did was cancelled the thingy (3)

Alfred: we know!

Elizaveta: damn it gilbert

Gilbert: so? kiku can join!

Kiku: eh?

Alfred: dude kikus a NS he cant heal even if he wanted 2! (4)

Gilbert: D:

Gilbert: do u hav an alt kiku? (5)

Kiku: not on this server no

Kiku: sorry

Alfred: wait u go on 2 other servers?

Elizaveta: i didnt know that!

Kiku: not as much as this one

Alfred: its cuz of us isnt it? we r that awesome xD

Gilbert: nope just me. im the only awesome one

Kiku: well, i do like this server the best because my friends are on here

Alfred: yessss

Elizaveta: :)

Antonio: so r u goin 2 join us kiku? we can do a bg instead

Gilbert: what? D:

Antonio: we can do HotL later

Gilbert: fine

Kiku: thanks but no, im busy right now

Kiku: sorry

Alfred: nah its fine

Elizaveta: oh? watcha doin kiku?

Kiku: im searching for low lvl gear on the AH

Alfred: y do u need that?

Gilbert: ja, u just said u didnt hav an alts on here

Kiku: my nephew joined the game recently and he was asking for help real quick

Kiku: i thought id just twink him out while i was at it (6)

Elizaveta: i didnt kno u had a nephew!

Kiku: hai, he is my older brother's son

Antonio: is he enjoying the game so far?

Kiku: seems like it

Alfred: doooooode! he should totally join the guild!

Gilbert: yeah awesome! some1 new! healer mayb? :3

Kiku: i can ask him if u don't mind

Alfred: ya!

Kiku: okay, one moment

Gilbert: ugh more waiting

Elizaveta: omg gilbert

Antonio: speaking of which, r we still going 2 run something?

Alfred: sounds good to me, sign us up gil

Gilbert: hey wait! maybe the new guy is a healr tho!

Alfred: dont think so

Gilbert: ynot?

Alfred: kiku said he was lookin for low lvl gear… hes probly not even close 2 our lvl

Gilbert: damn D:

Kiku: sorry im back. he seemed interested

Gilbert: fine, ill sign us up

Alfred: so is that a yes kiku?

Elizaveta: finally

Kiku: i think so

Alfred: yeeeees!

Gilbert: shut it woman

Antonio: :D

Kiku: his name is Xiao

Alfred: wats his name?

Elizaveta: y dont u?

Alfred: oh mb (7)

[Xiao has joined the Hetalia Heroes Guild!]

Gilbert: because im not unawesome like u

Alfred: hey welcome!

Elizaveta: hello!

Gilbert: hey!

Antonio: ¡Hola!

Kiku: welcome

Xiao: hey thx

Gilbert: wats ur char?

Xiao: um a death shadowmaster (8)

Gilbert: damn!

Xiao: sry?

Alfred: haha! dont mind him! hes just pouting

Gilbert: im not pouting damnit!

Antonio: lol

Xiao: ok…?

Elizaveta: wats ur lvl dear?

Xiao: 27

Alfred: told u

Gilbert: D:

Gilbert: shutup

Elizaveta: how did u ever become lvl 50 gil?

Gilbert: how did u?

Xiao: hm is this like normal?

Kiku: yes, i did warn you though

Xiao: its cool

Alfred: wat do u mean u warned him of us?

Gilbert: obviously of my awesomeness duh!

Elizaveta: yeah right!

Antonio: so how long hav u had the game xiao?

Xiao: for like 2 days, my asuk has been talking about it for like awhile & we finally got my dad convinced

Elizaveta: wats that?

Xiao: what? 阿叔?

Elizaveta: sure?

Xiao: its cantonese for uncle

Alfred: cantonese? ur from china?

Gilbert: no they speak mandarin there

Elizaveta: they also speak Cantonese there idiot

Alfred: ya!

Xiao: technically, i was like born in hongkong but i live in yancheng

Xiao: so yea, i live in china

Alfred: o cool!

Xiao: r u the only ppl in this guild?

Alfred: nope! theres 14 of us all 2gether!

Alfred: well i guess 15 now :D

Gilbert: yep and the only other shadowmaster in the guild is arthur

Xiao: arthur… is like another person n the guild?

Kiku: yes

Elizaveta: omg

Elizaveta: he could totally help u out xiao and teach u stuff… he could b ur sensei! :D

Alfred: lol

Gilbert: omg…

Elizaveta: was that right kiku?

Kiku: sensei? yes

Xiao: sry but im sure my uncle can answer watevr questions i hav

Gilbert: ja but hes a NS not a SM

Xiao: NS? SM?

Kiku: nightstalker, shadowmaster

Xiao: ah

Alfred: haha, srry if its a bit much xiao!

Xiao: its cool

Gilbert: so wat ru doin kid?

Xiao: kid?

Xiao: i am questing in Lak'dral (9)

Gilbert: hey! isnt that the place with the big volcano?

Antonio: i think so

Xiao: well, there is like a volcano here according 2 the map

Gilbert: that was a fun place 2 quest

Antonio: really? i didnt like it as much

Kiku: why not?

Gilbert: ya srsly

Antonio: im srry, but i just didnt… i liked Windsoar Falls (10)

Alfred: who doesn't? :D

Gilbert: ja! not fair toni! u hav to pick someplace else!

Antonio: ah okey

Elizaveta: i liked Sands of Tremaln (11)

Gilbert: no1 asked u!

Elizaveta: no1 asked u either!

Gilbert: they didnt need 2! I just graced them with mein awesome answer!

Elizaveta: as if anybody cares!

Gilbert: ja they do!

Elizaveta: no they dont!

Gilbert: ja they do!

Elizaveta: no they dont!

Gilbert: im the grp leader so i say they do!

Elizaveta: thats stupid

Gilbert: no it isn't

Elizaveta: if that's the case then im leaving

Gilbert: fine!

Elizaveta: fine!

Alfred: oh my god, really!?

Alfred: we had just gotten a healer and then u leave?

Elizaveta: oh sry al but I don't know what I was thinking teaming with him :P

Elizaveta: later

Alfred: nooooooooo

[Elizaveta has signed off]

Gilbert: great, now we hav to wait some more

Alfred: Gilbert…

Gilbert: was?

Alfred: I knew it was too good to be true…

Antonio: r we still going to run?

Alfred: u guys can, but im tired of waiting

Alfred: i dont hav very much time left to b on here, so im just going to run some bgs

Antonio: ill join ya!

Alfred: sure

Gilbert: D:

Xiao: bgs?

Kiku: battlegrounds

Xiao: ah

Alfred: oh 4got about u xiao! sry about that

Xiao: its cool

Gilbert: so!

Gilbert: do u need any of mein awesome help?

Alfred: who? us?

Gilbert: no dummkopf, the new kid (12)

Alfred: hey!

Xiao: i have a name…

Xiao: its like on your screen…

Gilbert: i know that!

Gilbert: so…? my skills are pretty awesome

Xiao: um no thx… i got this

Kiku: i have your gear now xiao. invite me to team so i can trade with you.

Xiao: right… okay

Kiku: do you know how?

Xiao: yeah totally

Xiao: actually no, not really

Kiku: its okay, ill invite you

Xiao: k

Alfred: hey!

Alfred: do u guys need any mail gear? i can make some easily (13)

Alfred: i think i might even have some left over mats

Kiku: no, he is a shadowmaster. he uses cloth armor (14)

Alfred: damn well wat about weapons?

Kiku: could you link?

Alfred: ya [Blacksmithing] (15)

Kiku: xiao, could u link your weapn?

Xiao: sure… how do i do that?

Gilbert: lol!

Kiku: click on the chat then shift + click your item

Xiao: k

Xiao: [Brain Basher] (16)

Kiku: yes, it looks like he could use a new weapon

Alfred: lol i remember that weapon!

Alfred: does it still have pink stuff attached to it? like its brains lol

Xiao: yeah think so

Gilbert: wat! srsly? thats awesome! y didnt i have that?

Alfred: lol b/c ur a BT

Xiao: BT?

Gilbert: dont be jealous

Alfred: dude im not lol

Kiku: BeastTamer

Xiao: k

Antonio: do u need any inscriptions kiku?

Kiku: i dont think so… xiao is maxed out right now

Antonio: okey!

Xiao: oh… 爸爸 is calling me (17)

Kiku: お父さん? (18)

Xiao: yeah

Alfred: wat?

Kiku: xiao has to leave

Xiao: ya srry

Alfred: its cool

Alfred: will u b on 2morro?

Xiao: think so

Alfred: ok! i will try to be 2! ill introduce ya to the others!

Gilbert: ill b on!

Antonio: lol youre always on gil!

Alfred: lol ya u dont count xD

Xiao: ok cool

Alfred: later!

Kiku: tell your father hello for me

Xiao: sure

[Xiao has logged off]


1- HotL – Hall of the Lost – dungeon

2- healing spec – healing specialization

3- Gilbert cancelled the queue for the dungeon finder…

4- NS – Night Stalker – Night Stalkers can't heal… at all

5- alt – alternate – means another character you play on the server, usually the next one or two highest after your main

6- twink – does not mean gay here. It means a low level character who has good gear, bought or made from a higher level character with more money, and usually the same person owns both characters. I don't know how many people use this term, but me and the people I played with always used it in this context xD

7- mb – my bad

8- death shadowmaster – Death is a character race and Shadow Master is a character class

9- Lak'dral – low level questing zone, about levels 26-30ish?

10- Windsoar Falls – another low level questing area – a lot of people tend to like this area to quest in due to the unique and more exiting quests and mobs

11- Sands of Tremaln – again, another low level questing area

12- dummkopf – fool in German

13- mail gear – an armor type – 2nd strongest one out of the four

14- cloth armor – the weakest armor type

15- [Blacksmithing] – Alfred linked his profession, meaning anybody can click on it and can see what Alfred is able to make in that profession

16- [Brain Basher] – Xiao linked his weapon, which means anybody can see what the stats are for that weapon

17- 爸爸 – dad in Chinese (Cantonese)

18- お父さん – otousan – father in Japanese

A/N

So! It's been a long time yeah? Ahaha….

Sorry for the long list of explanations, but I don't want to leave you guys in the dark! I have no idea how much of mmorpgs you all know, and how much you remember from previous chapters, so I repeated stuff.

Hope you liked Xiao! :3

I have a few other chapters started but if you have any ideas tell me! I'll try to incorporate them! :D

So yeah! Until next time~

Xiao should appear in the next chapter along with a few other different members of the guild! c: