Previously: Xiao joined the guild.
[Xiao has logged on]
Arthur: Don't go in yet.
Francis: hello? who is this?
Francis: and y not?
Gilbert: welcome back xiao!
Arthur: Because I would like to stay alive.
Xiao: hello
Francis: oh? u know him Gil?
Gilbert: ja! he joined the guild yesterday!
Francis: and u wouldnt hav died arthur
Francis: really? we rarely get new ppl
Xiao: why's that?
Arthur: I think it was Alfred's idea. I don't remember.
Gilbert: u should ask him when he comes on!
[Mathias has logged on]
Gilbert: lol dam thought u were alfred xD
Mathias: lol y?
Mathias: oh and lukas will be on in a few
Gilbert: b/c we had a question
Gilbert: k
Francis: so how did u join?
Mathias: me?
Xiao: my uncle like asked me
Xiao: o wait, r u talking 2 me?
Francis: oui to u... i dont need to know how mathias joined lol
Mathias: hey!
Arthur: Your uncle asked you? Who's your uncle? I thought Berwald was the only one oldest enough to be one?
Mathias: hey! im older than him!
Gilbert: kiku
Xiao: my uncle is Kiku
Arthur: Oh really? Well, welcome to the guild then.
[Lukas has logged on]
Mathias: luuuuuukaaaaaas!
Lukas: no
Gilbert: lol so wat r u guys doin?
Mathias: we were going to look n2 2v2 and 3v3
Gilbert: awesome tell me how it goes
Xiao: 2v2? 3v3?
Lukas: whos that?
Mathias: xiao
Lukas: no really?
Arthur: They are duels. You can have 2 or 3 people on each team. Actually, levels 20 and up are able to participate in one. What level are you?
Mathias: yep!
Lukas: sarcasm
Xiao: 27
Gilbert: still?
Mathias: kiku is his uncle
Lukas: ah
Xiao: yeah i havent been on since like yesterday
Arthur: So you could try a duel if you wish since you're 27, but I wouldn't expect to win since you're new. You probably haven't even tried a PvP yet?
Gilbert: only art would capitalize pvp
Francis: lol
Arthur: It's Arthur!
Xiao: i did a battleground before but it was like weird... idk
Francis: ull get the hang of it
Mathias: ja!
Xiao: k
Arthur: So, why are you two looking into duels?
Mathias: idk waldo said it might b somethin we r interested in
Lukas: he's been doing the 3v3 with alfred and ivan and he likes it, but their team isn't very well balanced
Arthur: I'd say, 3 tanks?
Gilbert: lol
Francis: didnt plan that one out very well did they?
Lukas: exactly
Mathias: ja! but me, luke and waldo would make a great team!
Arthur: Well, you would be more balanced.
Mathias: right? :D
Lukas: we r just looking into it
Arthur: Good luck.
Lukas: thanks...
[Alfred has logged on]
Alfred: hey! The hero is back! :D
Arthur: Hello.
Gilbert: welcome back!
Francis: salut
Mathias: hej!
Lukas: hi
Alfred: is xiao on? :D
Xiao: yes?
Arthur: Really? That's the first thing you say?
Alfred: sweet!
Alfred: watcha doin buddy?
Alfred: yep! sry arty!
Xiao: uh nothing?
Arthur: Arthur!
Alfred: awesome!
Gilbert: hey! no! only i am awesome!
Alfred: ok i was thinkin i could run ya thru some dungeons if u want!
Xiao: um ok…?
Alfred: ok cool, lemme invite ya
Alfred: where r ya?
Xiao: Lak'drul
Alfred: right ok… we'll just do the dungeon there then, ill come 2 u
Alfred: omw (1)
Arthur: No you git!
Alfred: ?
Arthur: Turn around!
Francis: oh désolé (2)
Alfred: oh thought u were talking 2 me xD
Alfred: wait, wat ru guys even doin?
Gilbert: lol art and fran r running some random dungeons and im gankin some lowbie syndis (3)
Alfred: lol really?
Gilbert: ja
Mathias: me and lukie r thinkin about doin a 2v2 or 3v3
Alfred: oh yea? need a 3rd person?
Mathias: nej, itll prbly b the swede
Alfred: berwald? but hes on my team! D:
Mathias: yeah well he just wants a better one :P
Lukas: why can't he be on both?
Lukas: i think that's up to him ja?
Alfred: ok xiao u c me?
Alfred: im jumping
Xiao: yea
Xiao: u look weird
Alfred: D:
Gilbert: prbly that way in real life as well
Mathias: lol
Francis: lol
Arthur: It's true, you're character does look a bit peculiar.
Alfred: D':
Alfred: thats not nice
Alfred: ok dude follow me!
Mathias: hej! wher r ya luja?
Lukas: what the fuck was that?
Lukas: luja?
Alfred: lol omg
Francis: lol
Gilbert: omg cant breath
Mathias: sry! *where r ya luke?
Lukas: use my real name
Lukas: why is that so hard?
Arthur: I have no bloody clue.
Alfred: cmon artie! is fun!
Xiao: um… i think im lost?
Gilbert: lol w2g al!
Alfred: omg! xiao! where r u!1
Arthur: Shows what kind of parent you're going to be…
Francis: as if u have room 2 talk!
Arthur: What's that supposed to mean?
Alfred: guys!
Xiao: nvm i found u
Alfred: ok good cuz i dont c oh wait
Alfred: nvm
Alfred: ok follow me
Mathias: wat r u doin now lukas?
Lukas: why?
Mathias: have u talked 2 this guy yet?
Lukas: no…?
Mathias: y not?
Lukas: what guy?
Mathias: this guy
Lukas: you said that, what guy?
Gilbert: lol omg
Mathias: the duel guy
Gilbert: fuckin syndi
Lukas: oh… no
Arthur: Do you need any MP, Francis?
Francis: non im good
Mathias: lol okej, im nxt 2 him
Lukas: kk
Gilbert: die fuckers
Arthur: Language.
Francis: lol
Gilbert: u r not my mutter!
Xiao: mutter?
Gilbert: its german
Xiao: oh ur german?
Gilbert: hell ja!
Xiao: so is everyone like from a different country here?
Alfred: …yeah basically xD
Gilbert: hell ja Prussia!
Xiao: …prussia?
Gilbert: u do kno wat that awesome country is right?
Xiao: no?
Gilbert: WTF
Francis: lol
Alfred: right… anyway, i think every1s from a diff country on here except 4 me an my bro… is there any1 else?
Arthur: I don't think so.
Alfred: r mathias and ber from the same country?
Mathias: Fuck No
Lukas: lol
Mathias: how could u even think that!?
Alfred: srry! just forgot xD geez
Mathias: rude
Gilbert: ikr
Alfred: omg guys
Alfred: neways
Xiao: what?
Arthur: I don't even know half of the time.
Alfred: anyways! better 4 ya old man?
Arthur: I'm not old git!
Mathias: dont listen to him xiao! berwald is from sweden which totally sucks and im from awesome denmark
Gilbert: not as awesome as prussia!
Mathias: at least he knows my country!
Xiao: denmark… is that where they speak dutch?
Mathias: . . .
Francis: lol!
Lukas: lol omfg i like you kid
Gilbert: feel the pain!
Xiao: um thanks…?
Lukas: no thank you
Mathias: LUKKKAAAAAS!
Mathias: and we speak DANISH
Mathias: fuckin dutch
Xiao: oh sry
Alfred: right! so this guild is totally amazing cuz we hav so many countries here
Alfred: dude ur still following me right? i dont c u on my map anymore?
Gilbert: how does one not kno prussia
Arthur: Give it a rest.
Xiao: yeah im right behind u
Mathias: dude ikr
Alfred: i dont c u…
Gilbert: i mean... we made history!
Mathias: danish man
Alfred: xiao…?
Mathias: its even a food item!
Lukas: lol
Mathias: shutup!
[Xiao has logged off]
Alfred: wtf?
Francis: whered he go?
Alfred: no idea
Alfred: damn
Arthur: Did you want to run another, Frog?
Francis: y do u keep calling me that?
Arthur: Because it suits you.
[Xiao has logged on]
Alfred: hey! wat happened?
Xiao: game crashed
Francis: is the game slow 4 u?
Xiao: so so… only sometimes
Alfred: might wanna reduce ur resolution
Xiao: ok
Xiao: k rdy
Alfred: alright! we r almost done
Alfred: last guy
Arthur: If we do another, I'm going to hit the bank for a moment.
Francis: kk
Mathias: hey guys! wat should our 3v3 team name be?
Lukas: we should probably wait for Berwald
Mathias: meh
Alfred: woo whatcha get?
Alfred: is it good?
Xiao: not rlly…
Alfred: damn… oh well
Alfred: u can just sell it
Xiao: k
Alfred: wanna do another?
Xiao: um, no thanks… ill just quest for a while
Alfred: ok! art! wat ru doin?
Alfred: art?
Alfred: artieeeeee
Arthur: Ah sorry, I left the computer for a bit.
Arthur: What do you want?
Alfred: wat ru doin?
Arthur: I'm going to run another dungeon with that thing in a few.
Francis: hey!
Alfred: ooo can i join?
Arthur: I don't see why not?
Francis: ill invite u 2 team
Francis: gil, u want in?
Gilbert: nah im good gankin these SoBs
Francis: alright
[Berwald has logged on]
Alfred: berwald!
Arthur: Hello
Mathias: there ya r! wat do u wanna call our team?
Gilbert: sup man
Berwald: what?
Lukas: our 3v3 team
Berwald: youre makin it alrdy?
Mathias: yeah man!
Mathias: i was thinkin something to do with the vikings since we r all from scandinvai!
Mathias: *scandinavia
Berwald: whatever idc
Alfred: traitor!
Berwald: i can still be on both teams
Francis: actually i dont think u can with the new patch coming up
Alfred: see? traitor
Arthur: Really?
Francis: oui i think its to prevent cheating, u can only be on one 3v3 team and one 2v2 team
Gilbert: aw that sucks
Gilbert: well, sry al, im sticking with the BTT over the awesome one
Alfred: what!
Gilbert: besides, mathias is making a 3v3 team 2
Alfred: noooo i wont have any1 left!
Alfred: xiao! hurry up and reach lvl50 to be on my team!
Xiao: um sure?
Berwald: who?
Lukas: new guy
Berwald: ah
Mathias: hey did u guys hear that?
Lukas: idiot we're not at your house
Mathias: no i meant in game
Lukas: oh, then no
Lukas: the sounds muted
Mathias: waldo?
Berwald: nej i was listenin to music
Gilbert: really? wat kind?
Berwald: sabaton
Gilbert: who?
Mathias: oh i like them!
Lukas: rlly even though theyre swedish?
Mathias: everyone has their flaws
Alfred: lol i thought ud be listening 2 abba xD
Mathias: lol!
Arthur: Don't stereotype, Alfred.
Alfred: lol i kno geez
Gilbert: ja can u imagine berwald listening to abba as we r fighting bosses! XD
Francis: lol omg
Mathias: lol… berwald?
Berwald: what? its good music! dont bash the classics!
Mathias: omfg!
Gilbert: XD
Alfred: lol
Francis: do u actually do that?
Berwald: …sometimes
Lukas: . . .
Mathias: omg xD
Alfred: hey xiao! wat lvl r ya?
Xiao: 28
Gilbert: srsly thats it?
Xiao: yeah its a bit hard and slow
Mathias: ja 30-40 were soooo slow Dx
Xiao: great…
Mathias: luckily i had luke and waldo XD
Lukas: dont remind me
Berwald: I agree
Xiao: oh that reminds me, i was going to ask how u made this guild alfred
Alfred: really?
Arthur: Oh great, here we go.
Gilbert: lol
Francis: its not that long right?
Arthur: It is.
Alfred: shhhh guys!
Alfred: ok! so it used to be just me playing by myself! until i met kiku
Alfred: i was pretty new back then but kiku helped a lot! he knew everything! xD so i would team up with him for a while
Alfred: well i found out about guilds so i asked kiku if he knew how to make one and i wondered if he wanted 2 make one with me b/c he wasnt in one
Alfred: and thus Hetalia Heroes Guild was born!
Mathias: that was boring…
Gilbert: right?
Alfred: shutup
Xiao: ok… but y do u only have like 15 members?
Alfred: easy, i wanted to make us close friends, so i didnt want ppl who were mean just joining us yknow?
Francis: how do u explain arthur then?
Gilbert: lol XD
Arthur: shove off
Xiao: yeah how did everyone else join?
Alfred: well... i knew gil from teaming up with him b4
Gilbert: hell yeah
Alfred: but i was iffy on letting him join, but we needed members
Gilbert: wait what
Francis: lol
Francis: and thru gilbert, he invited myself and Antonio
Arthur: Francis got me to join… I didn't have a guild at the time, so I thought it would be beneficial for a while. Needless to say, I stuck around much longer than I originally intended to.
Alfred: srsly? u were going 2 quit?
Arthur: Yep, sorry chap.
Alfred: huh… anyways, kiku invited yong soo who quit his old guild
Mathias: i teamed up with feli in a random dungeon who invited me to the guild and then i invited waldo and luke
Berwald: Berwald not waldo
Alfred: right! and feli joined b/c of u gil right?
Gilbert: nein, i didnt kno feli
Gilbert: liz invited him and i invited her
Alfred: ah ok!
Alfred: whos missing?
Lukas: ivan
Alfred: right!
Mathias: didnt francis invite him?
Francis: non i didnt know him
Alfred: well who did? it wasnt me
Lukas: not me
Arthur: I don't remember.
Alfred: oh wait…
Alfred: nvm, it was me
Gilbert: lol
Alfred: xD
Xiao: thats still only 13 people
Alfred: plus you!
Xiao: 14
Xiao: but u said there were 15 members
Alfred: uh shit
Alfred: whod we forget?
Arthur: You counted Alfred and Kiku right?
Xiao: yeah
Lukas: recount it
Xiao: i just did. still 14
Alfred: omg who r we missing!
Gilbert: ...did we say matthew?
Xiao: no
Xiao: ok now its 15
Gilbert: how could u forget ur own bro?!
Alfred: oops… lol
Mathias: lol omg
Francis: again alfred?
Alfred: sry! dont tell him!
Gilbert: im so going to tell him!
Alfred: D:
1 - omw - "on my way"
2 - désolé - means I'm sorry in French
3 - "gankin some lowbie syndis" - Gilbert mean he wants to kill low level players from the other faction that have no chance of defending themselves because their level is so low and they're too weak
A/N
I'm back! And I had a bit of inspiration to continue this for a bit! xD
Sorry if it was a bit boring, but I'm running out of so much ideas xD i need to break out my idea book again... so any suggestions are welcome! (plus it tells me people are maybe still interested in this xD lol)
Hope you liked it anyway! And tell me what you think of Xiao and/or new people joining! :D
Next chapter: short, funny chapter with the 4 happiest people in the guild!