CHAPTER 2 - A FUCKED EMERALD
It was an ordinary day for Sonic and Tails on Angel Island, though little did they know it was an ordinary day about to turn chaotic. It was one of those days in which you wake up in the morning with everything seemingly fine, then eventually everything starts to go down hill and by the end of the night, when you're about to go to bed, you think back to the morning and realise that at the start of the day you had no idea how awful it was going to get. One of those, 'fucked', days. Sonic and Tails were doing what they usually do during the day, caress the Master Emerald. While caressing the Master Emerald, Tails did something he had not the courage to ask on previous caressing occasions, "Sonikuuun?...", "Yes pleb?" Sonic replied, "Later... would... would you like to caress me?". Sonic stared at Tails puzzled, he blushed and finally answered with "Why would I want to caress a faggot like you? do I look like a queerosexual or something?". Tails, very embarrassed at this point asked "Sonikun... am I kawaii?". Sonic beggining to get fed up eventually begins to say "Tails, I'll be completely honest with you, I think-" and at that very point the earth beneath them starts to quake. "WHAT'S GOING ON SONIKUN!?" Tails screams in fear, "... I don't fucking know!" Sonic hesitates to answer with. "SONIKUN! Look at the Master Emerald", Sonic then turns to see the Master Emerald transforming, crystalline tentacles begin sprouting out of it. "TAILS, you're an eight year old doctor of physchelogy! What's happening!?" Sonic asks hysterically, "Well" Tails begins "The Master Emerald's existence ties into the nature of the universe, there must be some great disruptance in the fabric of the space time continuum to cause such an effect... oh god...", "what!?" Sonic asks with great concern, Tails continues "I believe the Master Emerald is going into its... fucked... state. It's becoming a Fuck Emerald! Which can-" Sonic interrupts "wait Tails, that can only mean!?-", "Correct Sonikun, there must be a hole in the fabric of time and space, an entity from another dimension must be breaking through-". At that very moment, Tails is grabbed by one of the tentacles and is absorbed into the Fuck Emerald. "SONIKUN!" Tails begs from inside the Fuck Emerald "PLEASE, GO GET WHATEVER WAS SENT TO INTO OUR UNIVERSE AND BRING IT HERE, it's the only thing I can think of to reverse this", Sonic queries "But Tails, what do you plan-", Tails cuts in "JUST HURRY, the longer you take to get me out, the longer I'll be repeatedly forcefully sodimised for". Sonic then sped off to find this 'entity'.