CHAPTER 3 - A NEW WORLD
"What kind of shit hole is this?" Fiddlesticks says to himself as he awakened in a daze, staring into one of Angel Island's waterfalls, which are renowned for their beauty by others. "OH CHRIST" Fiddlesticks screamed in agony as some object was thrown at his head, "DRAVEN!? Is that you?...". As Fiddlesticks turned around he did not see the manliest man of all manly men, as he originally thought, instead he was confronted with a strange monkey enemy of some sort. Fiddlesticks imediently grabbed the primate and sucked it dry, healing his head wound. "That's quite a show you can put on there..." Fiddlesticks heard from the surrounding trees, a voice that sounded quite robotic. "BLITZ!?" Fiddlestick inquired. "Blitz? No... who is this Blitz?" the voice responded with. Fiddlesticks was shocked at this point, he honestly believed that there was no person alive who didn't know about the most annoying support in all existence, he stood there, looking like he had been slapped in the face with a barracuda. "Well, I don't really care, I'm model E-102 Gamma" the robotic voice stated as its figure appeared from the jungle. "Where am I?" Fiddlesticks queried, "Oh that's not important, what's important is I like the look of you" Gamma replied. Fiddlesticks was now becoming quite confused "... what?", "You heard me, we can do this the painful way, or we can do this the fun way, the choice is yours... bitch!" Gamma stated. At this climatic moment, a blue blur rushed in between the stick rags and machine, it was Sonic. "Oh god... not you again Gamma!" Sonic yelled. "Looks like this duo just turned into a three-way!" Gamma responded with enthusiastically. "Alright, I've had enough" Fiddlesticks said as he unleashed a crow into Gamma. Spasming and losing control of his own body, Gamma fell to the ground. "Wow..." Sonic couldn't help but say after witnessing such an attack, "I assume you're the entity that passed through the void into this world?", Fiddlesticks stood in silence. "I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog, Look I need you to come with me", Sonic said to Fiddlesticks, "For what?" Fiddlesticks responded. "When you entered this reality you caused the Master Emerald to go screwy, you being here was caused the Master Emerald to become a Fuck Emerald! it absorbed my underling and is fucking him right now" Sonic explained. "I don't care..." Fiddlesticks bluntly answered. Sonic realised that any kind of order or demand to get this Scarecrow to follow him, just wasn't going to work. So instead, Sonic thought that perhaps a challenge might entice Fiddlesticks. "I'll tell you what Scarecrow-" Sonic began, "It's Fiddlesticks" Fiddlesticks corrected, "Fine Fiddlesticks, how about we have a race? a race to Fuck Emerald! First person to touch the Emerald wins" Sonic suggested. "What's the prize?" Fiddlesticks asked. "A prize?... I guess whoever wins gets to keep my underling..." Sonic suggested, as he was sure of his own victory. "Hmm, alright, deal, I could use a new pocket pussie" Fiddlesticks stated eagerly, "Oh it's a guy... apparently" Sonic responded. "Hmm, alright, deal, I could use a new pocket pussie..." Fiddlesticks stated again, Sonic raised an eyebrow, and then Fiddlesticks suddenly shot a crow into Sonic eye. "OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT'S MY ONLY EYE YOU FUCK. I ONLY HAVE ONE WITH TWO PUPILS. OH MY GOD... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN" Sonic screamed. Sonic fell to the ground crying, by the time he could see again Fiddlesticks was already gone, however, Gamma was fully revived. "I've been waiting for your weak moment for awhile hedgehog..." Gamma said to Sonic with a really creepy look on his face and a massive robotic erection.