Chapter 2: Fruit Collection
Hi everyone! I'm back from the little break! (I decided to relax my brain a bit on The Mole as everyone says that I need a break from it or I'm screwed), now let's see what happens today and who will be voted off! :)
Kooky: I'm glad you liked Goombella and Hammer! They are pretty awesome in this fic, I think it would be fantastic, I'm trying to expand my writing lately. ^^' *shot*
Fanfict: I know! The team names suits them SO much! But soon someone will depart from a random team, lol.
Kai: Hi there! :D Goombella is the annoying person and Frank (Fire Bro) is the idiot of the lot. They should cause heaps of drama in the future! :D
Bowser sighed as he looked at his Koopa-Pad, he looked at the players' profiles, one of them will be eliminated today.
"Hey Junior," He called his son, "Where are we going again?"
Bowser Jr dropped his jaws in disbelief, "Dad, you are the one who chose the place! How should I know!?… well, I do know, Yoshi's Tropical Island." He told his father.
"Oh that's right." Bowser remembered it as he turned his head towards the player profiles before sighing again.
Players:
Team Argument Peoples:
- Vivian
- Jenny
- Lily
- Goombella
- Evan
- Blooper
Team Aqua Shell:
- Parker
- Steven
- Kooper
- Toadette
- Yoshi
- Noki
Team Floating Spookers:
- Toad
- Flona
- Bootler
- Katty
- Luma
- Boo
Team Stupid Idiots:
- Allen
- Andy
- Birdo
- Frank
- Hammer
- Nicole
Board: Yoshi's Tropical Island
Game: Mario Party 1
Team Argument Peoples:
Vivian yawned in her bed before getting up and change into something else besides her PJs, after she's done she opened the door joyfully, much to her horror she found Goombella on the couch (everyone's room exits connects to the living room) and watching TV.
"Like, Good morning, like, Vivian!" Goombella greeted, "From the, like, place we're, like, in right, like now I, like, think we, like are heading, to the, like, Yoshi's Tropical, like, Island!" She squealed with joy, "Like, I just, like, LOVE BEACHES!"
Before Vivian could mutter a word Lily's door (which was directly behind the couch facing the TV) opened, a knife zoomed past Goombella and stabbed into the wall, missing the TV by like 2 cm, Goombella gulped before Lily closing her door.
Team Aqua Shell:
As everyone's early risers on this team, they are all in the living room.
"Like, should we, like, panic before, like, getting to, like Yoshi's Tropical, like, Island in, like, five minutes?" Noki mimicked Goombella as everyone else burst into laughter.
Toadette raised a finger, "You know, if I was the one mimicking I would say… Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like- *pant* I'm out of breath, how could she do it for like 3 hours non-stop!?"
"The word 'like' does needs a bit practice in twisting your tongue if you say it really fast." Steven pointed out.
Parker laughed, "Like this? How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" He said it awkwardly and stupidly as everyone else laughed.
Yoshi sighed, "I'm wondering how the heck Goombella could be very smart when she is like a Like Monster." Everyone else laughed again.
Team Floating Spookers:
"Ho, ho, ho, this is great excise, I say." Bootler laughed while 'running' on a treadmill on 100 KM per hour.
Luma and Katty just stood there with their jaws hanging open for a while.
On the other side, Boo, Toad and Flona are drinking coffee while chatting about certain 'stuff'.
"You know, I think Koopa Troopa is the best actor." Boo smirked, "He did very well on Escaping Fate."
"Not so fast," Flona glared at him while sipping her coffee, "I think Madame Flurrie is the best actress as well, she acted a lot on shows."
"No, no, no," Toad waved his finger at them, "I think Doopliss is the best actor, he's very good on mimicking."
"We shouldn't leave Mimi out for now!" Luma, who got bored of Bootler's excise show shoved in."
"NO!" Flona shouted, "Flurrie is the best actress!"
"MIMI IS!" Luma shouted back at her.
Toad took a deep breath, "YouareallidiotsDooplissisthe bestestactorever!"
"… What the heck did you just say?" Boo asked.
Team Stupid Idiots:
Nicole looked at the very empty living room before Frank walked out of his room.
"Hi there Frank." Nicole greeted.
"Hi there Nick." Frank greeted before getting hit by a huge 100 KG book, how did Nicole throw it? Or lift it for that matter and how did Frank survive the hit? Well, Nintendo logic.
Birdo came out shortly after and by that time, Nicole had already smack Frank with the book enough times to make him faint on the couch. "What happened to that idiot?" Birdo asked.
Nicole shrugged, "Something."
Birdo sighed before making her way to the kitchen, thinking about what meal she's going to make.
"Where are the others…?" Nicole asked.
"I'll call them up for breakfast." Birdo winked to her before Nicole giving a confused look, she laughed and shot a few egg around the airship.
Frank was awaken with an egg hitting his face.
Hammer's room door was blasted open because of the bed, the door crashed into the koopa's face.
Allen was in his bathroom before getting out, "Ah, love a shower in the morning." He sighed before an egg hit him and splashed yolk all over him, "… What in the world?"
Andy was busy writing in his diary before an egg full of yolk hit his diary. "… Dude, this is paper…" He said with an amazed look.
All Teams:
Everyone arrived at the board as Bowser and Bowser Jr came down on their Koopa Kruisers.
"Today is the day we will start the voting." Bowser smirked and folded his arms, "Today's challenge is to gather fruits on these 2 or 3 islands and when you are done at the end of the day, you will have to eat the fruits. the team that ate the most weight of fruits wins. All understood?"
"What if you are on a diet and wishes to lose some fat?" Toadette asked.
"One, you can risk being voted off if you don't do it, two, this is FRUIT miss and three, you are really fat." Bowser told her, insulting her in the progress which made Toadette's face to go red with anger.
"Now for team Argument People's award…" Bowser Jr handed them a huge basket. "You can carry your fruits with this," He handed team Aqua Shell and team Floating Spookers a normal basket each, "This is the one you will be using." And then he handed team Stupid Idiots a tiny basket, "Here's yours."
"NOT FAIR!" Birdo shouted.
Bowser shrugged, "Hey! You are the one who lost yesterday's challenge!"
"UGH!" Birdo whipped her head away.
"Everyone ready?" Bowser Jr asked as everyone nodded, "GO!"
Team Stupid Idiots:
The team started 'strategizing' as soon as Bowser Jr yelled go.
"I think we should go to the middle island, I bet no one else will be there." Hammer suggested before Nicole smashing him with a hammer that she pulled out from nowhere.
"IDIOT!" Nicole scolded, "There's no way to even GET to the middle island!"
"There is." Frank beamed up as everyone else looked at him in interest, he started to demonstrate his 'smart' plan.
Frank ran all the way to the edge of the island before jumping up, like 1 cm above the ground and 10 cm from the edge on both sides, "NO!" He yelled before flapping his arms and kicking his legs, but after a useless 2 seconds he fall right into the water as he got washed in circles of the water surrounding the island in the middle.
"Yeah, VERY smart, to go to swim." Nicole said sarcastically before noticing Birdo to suck in air and getting a few apples onto the ground.
Team Argument Peoples:
"I LIKE CHERRIES!" Vivian yelled at Evan, who was thinking of watermelons.
Evan glared back at her, "CHERRIES ARE VERY LIGHT! I THINK WATERMELONS ARE BETTER!"
"BUT YOU CAN'T SWALLOW IT A WHOLE TO GET ALL OF THE SKIN!" Vivian countered back.
"WOULD BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!?" Lily shoved in.
Goombella nodded, "Yeah! Like, if we, like, don't start, like, soon we, like, will lose, like, on the, like, weight even, like, if we, like, have the, like, advantage!"
"Why don't we just split up?" Jenny suggested and their eyes all lit up, "… Idiots." She muttered softly as no one heard that.
"Let's go already!" Vivian picked Lily and Jenny up, one in each hand as she rushed off to the Cherry Forest.
"Yeah… So let's go…" Blooper said as he, Evan and Goombella rushed off to Watermelon Field.
Team Aqua Shell:
The team was having a 'bit' of trouble on their way to Banana Forest, there was 2 forests near them but none of them know what forest each of them are.
"I can't see what fruit they grow!" Noki shouted.
Kooper raised a finger, "How about a luck bet?"
Steven shoved in, "I agree! I'm really, REALLY good on luck!"
"Then what about the 1000 cars you have destroyed already in your trainings!?" Parker laughed as Steven glared at him.
"I think we should announce where we wish to go, left or right." Toadette smiled as she thought of which way she wish to go.
"I say we go…" Yoshi started.
"Left!"
"Right!"
"Right!"
"Left!"
"Left!"
"Right!"
The team soon realized that Noki, Steven and Kooper shouted right while Toadette, Parker and Yoshi shouted left.
"We can only go one way!" Toadette yelled.
Kooper nodded, "Yeah! So we should go right!"
"Left!" Parker shouted back, only to cause everyone to shouted their directions.
"Right!"
"Left!"
"Left!"
"Right!"
"Right!"
"Left!"
"Right!"
"Left!"
"Right!"
"Right!"
"Left!"
"WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE GOING!?" Steven shouted.
"Of course it's…" Noki started.
"RILEFGHT!" Was the word that everyone yelled together, mixed.
Toadette shook her head as she face-palmed, "Let's just go BOTH ways already!" Everyone's faces lit up as Noki, Steven and Kooper went right and Toadette, Parker and Yoshi went left.
Team Floating Spookers:
"I say, let's think of a twist of this challenge." Bootler suggested.
Boo rolled his eyes, "But what twist would Bowser put here…?"
"Guys, let's not over think this as everyone know that Bowser has an IQ of a certain idiot that doesn't even know that the C in KFC stands for Chicken." Flona pointed out.
"Hey!" Luma shouted with anger.
Toad closed his eyes, "Guys, let's stop this and think what should we do, all the other teams had departed already and it's not going to be great for us."
Katty pumped a fist in the air as she thinks that she solved the mystery of the twist, but her fist hit Boo 's face in the progress. "Oops… Sorry." She apologized.
Boo's eyes turned red as he grabbed Katty like if he was choking her, "WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"
"I-I think I know the twist!" Katty shouted in agony.
Boo quickly dropped her, "What's the twist?" He asked with excitement and shining eyes.
"… Mario Party… all need stars… starfruit…" Was all Katty said before passing out and a ghost of her floating upwards.
"YOU ARE NOT DEAD YET!" Luma picked Katty up before trying to catch up with the others who's going to Starfruit Forest.
Team Stupid Idiots:
Frank had passed out in the water but no one went to rescue him because they are thinking of a way to get across.
"I know!" Birdo got an idea, "Let's use someone as a bridge!"
"Who?" Hammer asked.
"Why?" Andy asked.
"Where?" Nicole asked.
"What?" Allen asked.
"…" Birdo said nothing as she spat an egg out and hit Andy in the stomach as he flew up into the air and down into the water like how some people does it in Mario Sport Mix when hit by a special shot of Dodge ball. "… Oops, he's way too light and short." She looked at a certain Yoshi, "Aren't yoshis' bodies flexible?"
Allen gulped.
"HELP US!" Both Frank and Andy yelled in the water, going around in circles of around the island.
Team Argument Peoples / Aqua Shell / Floating Spookers:
"Wait where are we?" Vivian asked as she dropped the other 2 girls, "Isn't this supposed to be the Cherry Forest?"
Jenny stood up and dusted herself, "You know, I think we are in Starfruit Forest."
"… What?" Lily muttered as she also stood up.
"Anyways doesn't the word Starfruit sounds like something to do with… AHA!" Vivian shouted.
"Be quiet!" The other 2 girls shouted at her.
"Be quiet!" All of the players plus Bowser and Bowser Jr shouted at her.
"Be quiet!" Everyone who's lives / is on Yoshi's Tropical Island shouted at her.
"Be quiet!" The entire Mario Party 1 world shouted at her.
"Be quiet!" The entire Mario Party world shouted at her.
"Be quiet!" The entire Mushroom Kingdom shouted at at her.
"Be quiet!" The entire universe shouted at her.
Vivian raised a finger, completely oblivious of all of the shouts from the universe. "I think Starfruit is a twist, you know, the word Star is in it, and all of the Mario Parties needs stars to win, I think."
"Great idea!" Lily jumped up in joy.
On the other side…
"Wha…? What the heck was that?" Noki asked as she heard Vivian's shout.
Steven pulled his earplugs out that he got from nowhere and predicted the future as he put them in before Vivian's shout if he even have ears. "I think we are in… Kooper, where the heck are we? You know I'm terrible on directions, right?"
"Yes I do." Kooper sweat-dropped, "But you're not that bad."
Steven was about to say 'Thank you' before he realized something, "Wait, that bad, so you still think I'm bad on directions?"
"Yeah… I was about to say the same as what Steven said as well." Noki shoved in.
Kooper nodded, "Still remember the time the 2 of us went to the amusement park and you freaked out because you touched some cream on the table we sat on before we are going on the roller coaster and you tried to find the toilet and used like 15 minutes to do that while I laughed my head off?"
"I told you not to tell me about the time on the roller coaster!" Steven shuddered at the memory.
"You were screaming your head off…" Kooper mumbled as he shuddered at the memory of how much his ears hurt because of Steven's screaming. "On and Steven." He said calmly.
"Yes?" Steven smiled as he wondered what Kooper have in store this time.
"There's a ghost behind you." Kooper pointed behind Steven.
"Kooper, you know ghosts doesn't even exist." Steven laughed nervously before turning around.
"BOO!" Boo shouted his name at him before he quickly disappeared.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Steven shouted before fainting, luckily Kooper caught him as Noki took the earplugs that she took from Steven out of her ears.
"He has such a long scream." She remarked.
On the other side…
Boo chuckled as Toad fainted on the ground.
"Why do you like scaring people so much?" Flona asked as she folded her arms.
Boo only chuckled in return as the other 2 (Katty's still in her 'dead' mode) kept on collecting starfruits. What they don't know is that starfruits have nothing to do with this challenge what so ever.
Team Argument Peoples:
Evan, Blooper and Goombella arrived at the Watermelon Field, Goombella's eyes were shining with joy.
"Like, I love, like, watermelons! Like, they are, like, the best, like, thing in, like, the world!" She squealed with joy.
"Let's harvest!" Blooper pumped a fist in the air as he went into the fields and tried to dig with his testicles around the watermelon, but there is no success.
Evan face-palmed, "You are not supposed to do it like that!"
"Then how should I do it!?" Blooper shouted back.
"Like this!" Evan rushed into the field and pulled a vine with all his might.
Goombella's face turned dark after realizing something, "Wait! Like, Evan! Like, you are, like, pulling a, like, piranha plant!" She yelled as Evan realized what he was pulling.
"AH!" Evan screamed before running out of the field, meanwhile Blooper FINALLY pulled up a watermelon, the first big fruit of the game. "Yeah!" He cheered, "Finally we got a fruit!" But unknown to him, Goombella and Evan are being chased to the real Cherry Forest by the piranha plant.
Team Stupid Idiots:
"Um… Guys… This is uncomfortable…" Allen remarked, he was stretched and is like a bridge to the center island.
"Well then shut up and ignore the pain coming to ya!" Birdo shouted as she motioned for Hammer to step through. Hammer pounded, stomped, ground-pounded and jumped a few times each on Allen's back before leaping onto the island.
Nicole rolled her eyes, "I'll go first." She quickly walked over the 'Allen Bridge' and got onto the island.
"Now it's my turn!" Birdo clapped her hands together as she leaped onto Allen's back, stomping it to bounce up before shooting an egg down at him. The egg knocked Allen into the water as Birdo somehow leaped again Super Smash Brothers style onto the middle island.
"HELP US!" Allen, Andy and Frank yelled in the water, the water defiantly is a threat to their lives (?).
"You know, just try to stand up." Nicole rolled her eyes.
Frank, Allen and Andy stood up and saw that the water is only up to their waists.
Nicole and Birdo growled in frustration before face-palming themselves.
Team Aqua Shells / Argument Peoples:
Toadette, Parker and Yoshi looked around, they are in Cherry Forest right now.
"So… I take it that we have to find fruits?" Yoshi looked around the forest, there are thousands of cherries around (coincidentally, I'm eating cherries right now! ^^').
"Yes I think so. I'll risk of getting overweight again because I wish to help the team." Toadette started, "I'll eat, I will do that. Even though it's fruits, it's still food."
"How much do you weigh exactly?" Yoshi questioned.
Toadette sighed, "Don't laugh at me, I'll be fit in due time. For now 25 kilograms, my goal is 15." Yoshi and Parker's jaws dropped in disbelief.
Parker raised a wobbling hand, "Like, why are you calling yourself fat? You are so light that if I blow some wind, you can be blew away."
Toadette smiled and laughed, "I swear, you totally know me! That's exactly what happened last time when Frank sighed in disappointment in front of me and when he opened his eyes, I'm already in the sky being blown away by his powerful sigh!"
Parker and Yoshi do not know what to say anymore.
On the other side…
Goombella ran with sweat on her head, "Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Evan! Like, even a, like, simple mistake, like, can cause, like, deaths!" She shouted.
Evan rolled his eyes, "Yeah! Like, it would be better if you can stop saying 'like' for like, you know, 5 seconds."
Goombella shook her head defensively, "No! Like, the word, like, 'like' is, like, my favorite, like, word right, like, from my, like, childhood when, like, I'm like, like, around 10, like, I leant, like, this wonderful, like, word that, like, I can, like, never forget!"
Evan face-palmed himself and did not say another word as they ran away from the piranha plant.
Team Stupid Idiots:
The team arrived at the middle island, and imminently, Blue Yoshi and Pink Yoshi popped up, they pulled out a counter in front if them from nowhere afterwards.
"Hi!" They both shouted at the same time, "Welcome to the Fruit Store! Please look around!" They showed the team the stacks of fruit.
Birdo gasped in delight, "You know, these could defiantly help us! We want ALL of them!" She shouted in delight.
"Coming up right away!" Blue Yoshi shouted as he and Pink Yoshi gathered all of the fruits in a lighting speed.
When they are done, they placed the basket on the counter. "That would be 100 coins thank you!" Pink Yoshi smiled.
"Hey! Who got money!?" Nicole asked, fearing the worst.
"I don't have any money…" Andy whispered into her ear as everyone else did the same.
"Um…" 'Frank' started awkwardly, "We don't have any money… So we'll have someone to get money for us, so is it ok if you wait for a moment?" Frank finished up the movement, trying to cover the strings you use on puppets controlled by Allen under Nicole's instructions as Hammer finished up the language, trying to cover that he is reading it from a script that Birdo got from nowhere. Andy was there bowing, they all hoped for a positive answer.
After a moment of silence Blue Yoshi stated, "It's ok, but you have to be fast, if anyone that have money comes before you pay and they paid, they get the fruits."
"Oh thank you so much!" Birdo thanked him and then turned to her team, "Who's going!? You cannot rely on weak girls on tasks like this!"
"Yeah! We are way too weak!" Nicole added.
"It's quite surprising that you say that you are very weak while you 2 are demons." Allen whispered before getting hit by an egg and fainting.
"I'll do it!" Andy volunteered, "I mean, I'm the fastest out of the remaining of us after Allen fainted!" He ran off in a rush as the others prayed him to be fast.
"Actually, got anything to do?" Birdo asked.
Hammer nodded, "Yeah," He pulled out 4 hammers, "Hammer volleyball with Allen as the ball."
"What a great idea!" Nicole jumped in joy.
Blue Yoshi and Pink Yoshi only watched in horror as they started to play volleyball.
All Teams:
In the Starfruit Forest, all teams are heading to the center of the forest, with Team Floating Spookers (Bootler, Flona, Boo, Luma, Toad (Fainted), Katty (Fainted)) heading from the North. Team Aqua Shell (Noki, Kooper, Steven (Fainted)) heading from the South, Team Stupid Idiots (Andy) heading from the East and Team Argument Peoples (Vivian, Lily, Jenny) heading from the West.
"IS THAT FOOTSTEPS I HEAR!?" Vivian shouted as she ran with the other two girls.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A startled Andy yelled in the opposite direction to the three girls.
"OH MY GOD! WHO'S THERE!?" Flona freaked out from another direction as Boo, Luma and Bootler both screamed for apparent no reason.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEKS!" Noki screamed in terror as she charged forward with Kooper screaming behind, carrying the fainted Steven.
After another 5 seconds of charging, all of the fainted people woke up and screamed for apparent no reason. The worst of all, no one realized that they are charging to the other players.
"OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH OMIGOSHOMIGOSH!" Vivian, Lily and Jenny shouted as they charged.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!" Andy shouted with his eyes closed as he charged forward.
"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONO!" Boo, Flona, Bootler, Luma, Katty and Toad all freaked out as they charged forward.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!" Noki, Kooper and Steven freaked out as they also charged forward.
And as all of them opened their eyes when they are about to crash into each other, they realized that they are charging towards the players from the other teams.
"IT'S YOU!"
CRASH!
Everyone flew out of the forest as they dropped their fruits, they rolled onto the ground in a huge ball shape and they rolled into Blooper, who was harvesting watermelons, however they carried Blooper with them as they squashed all of the watermelons the blooper collected.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Blooper shouted as he got carried in the madness.
Soon, they rolled into Evan and Goombella, who had escaped from the piranha plant seconds ago. The blooper and the goomba didn't get a rest as they got carried in the ball as well.
"WE JUST GOT AWAY FROM THE FREAKIN' PIRANHA PLANT AND NOW THIS!?" Evan shouted as they rolled away.
Soon they rolled to the other side of the forest, and they rolled into Toadette, Parker and Yoshi, making the trio joining the ball.
"THE HELL!?" Toadette cursed as they rolled away.
All Teams:
The ball crashed into the middle island after leaping from the edge. And everyone crash landed in front of the counter. Everyone who had coins lost their coins and the coins rolled onto the counter. The coin count is exactly enough for the fruits.
"Um… Who gets it?" Blue Yoshi asked his pal.
Pink Yoshi shrugged, "No idea."
Bowser Jr flew down in his Koopa Kruiser, "Here's where we play a mini-game to determine the winner! It's very late and we have to end this challenge now! But as we don't have enough time, the winning team of the mini-game will win the fruits and all they do to win is to bite from it! Now choose your players! 2 from each team!"
Team Argument Peoples:
Vivian clenched her teeth as she stood up and balled her fists. "I'm so not letting the other idiots in the other teams go after the incident!" She tugged on her crumbled dress.
Lily sighed, "Seriously Viv, calm down, it's not going to kill anyone."
"Then would you like to go with her?" Evan asked.
"Nope." The birdo answered.
Jenny raised her hand, "I'll do it!" She shouted with enthusiasm.
Team Aqua Shell:
Steven fumed as he stomped on the ground a couple of times. "Seriously! I need to get back at the Floating Spookers for scaring the hell outta me!" He shouted with rage.
"Chill bud." Parker told him before getting hit by a fan Steven got from nowhere.
"I think I can do well with him, I want to get back at the other teams as well." Noki bit her lip in rage.
"You sure?" Kooper asked as Noki nodded, fire appearing on top of her for no reason.
Team Floating Spookers:
"I'm going. I wanna scare the hell outta the people." Boo volunteered.
Flona sighed, "Seriously Boo, you must get in control, and I'll go with you to take care of you when you get out of control, any objections?"
"Ho ho ho," Bootler laughed, "These old bones couldn't really do anything except for moving around 100 KM an hour."
Luma's eyes shot out from her sockets as she stared in disbelief.
"… I guess it's a no then." Flona clapped her hands together in joy.
Team Stupid Idiots:
"I wanna go!" Frank shouted, "I'm one of the best at mini-games!" He shouted.
"Alright," Nicole sighed, "But someone must go with you in order to get you under control, K'?"
"Yeah sure!" Frank pumped a fist in the air.
Andy raised a finger, "I'll go, and I'm not going to disappoint you again."
"That's the spirit I want to see." Nicole smiled as she sounded like a teacher.
Mini-game Time!
Name: Lava Dodge
Rules: One shoots lava at the other players and the other one dodges. When a player on the rock platform gets hit by a lava ball, both of the players are out. Be the last remaining team!
Tips: The lava balls will have red circles of where the lava ball is going to fall onto. So watch for the circles!
Vivian, Steven, Boo and Andy landed osid4013006 START!
All four shooters imminently started shooting everywhere as the dodgers started to dodge.
"Ta-da!" Vivian did a forward flip, dodging a lava ball as she landed on a position with a smile on her face and arms in the air like a performer.
However Noki took advantage of this and shot a ball at her, it hit her on the face and knocking her out of the court.
"DARN!" Vivian cursed as she flew away.
"OH NO!" Jenny stomped the ground.
Steven charged and tried to push Boo into the lava, but Boo turned away at the last minute as Steven tripped into the lava himself.
"AHH!" Steven shouted as he flew away.
Noki just laughed her head off at her teammate's epic fail.
Boo and Andy are trying to push/kick/punch/everything to get the other one into the lava and as they fight, the eliminated players started to eat popcorns.
Soon, one of them tripped and got hit by their own teammate's ball.
"AHHHHH!" Andy shouted as he flew away.
Boo did a victory laugh as he announced his victory. "GO BOOS!"
"So Team Floating Spookers gets the fruits." Bowser Jr announced after the mini-game ended.
Boo only cheered as he stepped forward and took a small apple. He took a bite from it as it declared his team's victory.
Bowser suddenly appeared from nowhere as he laughed like a villain himself. Startling the players, "Bawhahahaha! Team Floating Spookers, get back to your airship and the rest of the players will be competing for the bonus stars!"
Team Floating Spookers only returned to their airship with joy at Bowser's announcement.
"We are the best!" Flona cheered as they went back.
Then Bowser Jr faced the players, "Today we have…"
Red Star
Event Star
Running Star
Performance Star
Argue Star
The Red Star fell into Bowser Jr's arms, "The Red Star belongs to…" He tossed it in the sky as it fell onto one team.
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"YES!" Evan shouted, "Looks like getting bitten by a piranha plant isn't too bad!" He laughed.
The Event Star fell into Bowser Jr's arms, "The Event Star belongs to…" He tossed it in the sky as it fell onto one team.
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"OW!" Kooper grumbled in pain as the star fell on his head, wondering how did they get the star in the first place.
The Running Star fell into Bowser Jr's arms, "The Running Star belongs to…" He tossed it in the sky as it fell onto one team.
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"AT LEAST I DIDN'T DO ALL THAT FOR NOTHING!" Andy shouted in joy as the star fell in his hands.
"This is getting instance." Toadette bit her nails if she has any.
The Performance Star fell into Bowser Jr's arms, "The Performance Star belongs to…" He tossed it in the sky as it fell onto one team.
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"LIKE! HORRAY FOR! LIKE! PULLING WATERMELONS! LIKE! BLOOPER YOU! LIKE! ARE A! LIKE! HERO!" Goombella cheered as she took the star.
The final star, the Argument Star fell into Bowser Jr's arms, "The Argument Star belongs to…" He tossed it in the sky as it fell onto one team.
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"Great!" Yoshi cheered as he took the star.
"Team Argument Peoples and Team Aqua Shell! Get back to your airship!" Bowser shouted as the teams obeyed.
"Now you have to vote." Bowser Jr told the remaining team.
"I vote for Nicole because she didn't help one bit!" Hammer shouted.
Nicole glared at him, "Well I vote for you because YOU'RE not helping!"
"Allen is a weakling, I vote for him!" Birdo pointed at the yoshi.
"Hey!" Allen shouted, "You just knock people out with your eggs! I vote for YOU!"
"Wait…" Nicole remembered, "Who's the outsider of the group?"
Frank's eyes lit up, "Yeah I vote for Andy!"
"Can we un-vote?" Birdo asked Bowser as Andy shivered.
"Nope!" The host answered as Andy sighed in relief.
Andy smiled and casted his deciding vote. "I vote for… you."
Allen gasped as he received the deciding vote.
"Allen!" Bowser Jr shouted, "With 2 votes… You are the WEAKEST LINK!" He shouted like how Bow usually does.
"NO!" Allen shouted as a pipe appeared under him and it sucked in into the dungeon. "I HATE YOU ALL!" He shouted dramatically.
"The rest of you back you go!" Bowser shouted at them as they head back to their airship.
Winners' Thoughts:
Boo – Way to go! The first win!
Flona – This had been a crazy day, but I had fun.
Bootler – I say, this very first win will get our spirits up.
Katty – OMG today was SO awesome!
Luma – … Yay?
Toad – Yahoo! The first challenge, first win!
Losers' Thoughts:
Frank – Horrible result!
Hammer – Absolute terrible!
Birdo – NO! WE LOSE SOMEONE AS SOON AS THE GAME BEGINS!
Nicole – OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG NOOOOOOOOOO!
Andy – *Faints*
Remaining Players: Vivian, Lily, Jenny, Goombella, Evan, Blooper, Steven, Parker, Kooper, Noki, Toadette, Yoshi, Boo, Flona, Bootler, Katty, Luma, Toad, Frank, Hammer, Birdo, Nicole, Andy
Losers: Allen
Whew! It took a while to write ALL this down! I figured that this is mostly a humor chapter. I think I'll get a bit more serious in the next chapter, at least not a comedy show. XD