A/N: lol I know I was mean to that person, guy, girl or whatever. But I don't think its far that I was getting picked on for using the character 'aunty mio'. If that was the person who created the character then it would be different. And how come he/she was the only one to point it out? Look if you're going to pick out my short comings in my fanfic. Then go away. So yeah :T

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto if I didn't I would have Sakura exactly be important to the story -_-''

Naruto POV

I noticed that Sasuke's eyes where glued to the TV while I was still attacking him. Then before I even realized what is happening I've been thrown off and onto the floor. When I look around and pinch myself a couple of times to make sure I was just imaging. Or there was someone that picked me off Sasuke.

Then I realized Sasuke, what happened to him. About when I was about to go frantic looking for Sasuke, I see him glued to the TV. (Naruto's Reaction: -_-'' …. wtf?)

I just shook my head at Sasuke's current position. Sasuke is running around franticly looking for paper and pen to write whatever his sees on the TV. I couldn't help but laugh at the way Sasuke was acting.

Sasuke POV

"who the fuck is laughing? This is important information" I said as turned around to look at the culprit behind the laughing. That laugh was making me losing focus.

I took a thick ass book that had like 9000 pages in it and yucked it towards the culprit that was making me lose precious information. Afterwards I turned back around as the book landed with a 'thud'.

I couldn't help but smirk as it landed and I just continued

Naruto POV

Before I even know it I was hit in the face with a big ass book. When I recovered from the hurling of the book and a very bloody nose. I looked at Sasuke, who didn't move an inch since.

I couldn't help it but my right eyebrow started twitching like crazy. This was because how is Sasuke going to throw a big ass book as me and not even fucking move. Eh bitch.

But oh don't worry you're little head Sasuke revenge will be mines. Just you wait after that promo goes off you're mines. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Now just to sit here and wait. Eh while I'm waiting might as well make me another piece of food from breakfast cooked this morning I thought as I put a piece of bacon in mouth while dipped in maple syrup. Mm, I cook very good breakfast food. I'm so proud of myself. Oh shit! I forgot about Sasuke and my revenge.

When I looked up excepting to see Sasuke still at the front of the TV. But Sasuke wasn't there. So where the fuck did he go so damn quickly.

"Umm Naruto?" Sasuke said snapping me out of my self thought.

"Mhm?" I said looking right beside me. I cant believe Sasuke was right here.

"You must really love your cooking" Sasuke said in a mocking tone

"Hey don't judge me cause I'm a good cook" I said puffing out my chest as I put my paper towel that my covered maple sryup piece of bacon was on in the trash can.

"Uh huh" Sasuke said ignoring me and watching The Real World.

"Yup but that's okay because you really love this dick" I said smirking as I walked into the living room to met a cherry faced Sasuke. So easy to make him look like a cherry.

Sasuke POV

It's funny that Naruto thinks he's like Paula Deen in the cooking world. Psh, yeah right over her dead body cause that is one cooking little old lady.

I couldn't help but laugh at Naruto as he devoured his piece of bacon. Then he must have been saving the taste of it because he didn't even realize I was even here.

'well don't I feel ignored. Well I better get his attention somehow' I thought to myself

"Umm Naruto?" I said trying to get him back to reality but he turned around to look at me while eating bacon still. I couldn't help but to laugh at him.

"You must really love your cooking" I said mocking Naruto of him loving his cooking too much for the norm.

"Hey don't judge me cause I'm a good cook" Naruto shot back at me as I sat on the couch and turned the tv to MTV.

"Uh huh" I said not really paying attention to what Naruto was saying as I was looking at the tv.

"Yup but that's okay because you really love this dick" Naruto said pervertedly as he walked into the living room.

My face started to turned red like an apple because of our late night events. Naruto then sat beside me and wrapped his arms around me. When I looked into his eyes their wont even the beautiful blue they where purple once again.

"Umm Naruto why- why are you're eyes purple and not blue?" I asked concerned of the suddenly eye color change

"I have no idea why it happens. Sometimes it happens when I'm mad or happy or in love or when im horny" Naruto said the last part as he lended in for a kiss

I would have said 'oh' but Naruto was busy holding hostage my lips. But Naruto's kiss was very different this time. Naruto let his hands roam my body which turned me onto no bounds. Naruto was rubbing his hand up and down my chest as his other hand was playing with my hair.

While Naruto was doing this to me, I wasn't about to be out done. I started to mess with Naruto too. I played with his golden locks and Naruto couldn't help but moan into the kiss. Naruto hated when Sasuke would play with his hair. So Naruto decided to picked Sasuke up and pent Sasuke to the wall.

"How you like that?" Naruto said in between the kisses

"I love it" Sasuke responded with a smirk on his lips as he wrapped his legs around Naruto's waist as Naruto moved his kisses to Sasuke's neck.

"Mhmm such a bad boy" Naruto chuckled into Sasuke's ear.

As Sasuke and Naruto continue their 'lover' session, a white haired man walked up to Naruto's front door. The white haired man looked stressed as he pressed the door bell.

All the man could think was the he was going to kill a specific yellow haired teenager.

The doorbell rang so many times, or at least to the two guys who where making out. The two tried to ignore the door bell ringing but it seems like the more they choose to ignore the ringing the more it seemed like the ringing got even louder. The two boys decided to separate and just get the door to just see who it is.

"Ugh! All I want to do is fuck my boyfriend" Naruto mumbled as he and Sasuke moved apart from one another as Naruto then fell back onto the couch.

"Oh, Naruto. Calm down we'll continue.. Hmm.. Later." Sasuke said as he chuckle as he went to the door with his unbuttoned shirt.

"Uh huh" Naruto said unconvinced as he turned on the TV.

"Well hello Kakashi" Sasuke said as he let the white haired man into the house.

"Hello Sasuke" said Kakashi said as Sasuke closed the door behind him.

"Oh hey sensei what's up?" Naruto said very relaxed

"Well Naruto I just wanted to tell you both that you mess your test on the Greek gods." Kakashi said

"Oh" Naruto said turning back around to watch TV knowingly that they missed the test.

"Naruto! I cant believe you!" Sasuke said about to attack Naruto from over the couch.

"Its okay" Kakashi said calmly

"What?" Sasuke and Naruto said in unison unbelievingly

"I said that 'Its okay'. What are you two deaf now?" Kakashi said looking at them

"So we don't have to take the test?" Naruto said happily.

"No you wont have to take it. But your next test will count as two" Kakashi said as he smirked at Naruto's reaction.

"Aww sensei!" Naruto said as he groaned and kicked his feet

"Aww shuddap Naruto" Sasuke said as he smacked Naruto into the back of the head.

"OWWWYY!" Naruto said as he pouted and rubbed the back of his head

"Wow" Kakashi said wide-eyed at how Sasuke and Naruto acted around each other.

"hmmm?" Sasuke said turning to the wide-eyed Kakashi