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Right as the flying vehicle of death was close to them, Ratchet grabbed Clank and jumped out of the way. After the initial shock and terror, Ratchet let go of Clank.
"What in the world just happened," Ratchet asked.
"I have no idea," Clank answered, "Maybe we should get back to the Great Fox and ask them what happened."
"Good idea," Ratchet responded.
So, Ratchet and Clank ran back to the Great Fox, hoping one of the Star Fox crew would be able to shed some light on this. But, when they returned to the Great Fox, they found that the party was uninterrupted, as if nothing had happened.
"What the heck," Ratchet asked.
"How were none of these guys affected by the disappearances," Clank asked.
Ratchet and Clank became more suspicious and searched for Fox McCloud. They eventually found him and got his attention.
"Hey dudes," Fox McCloud greeted, "You guys having fun?"
"Are we having fun," Ratchet asked, "How can you ask that after that happened?"
"After what happened," Fox McCloud asked.
"What," Clank asked, "Maybe the disappearances of hundreds of individuals?"
"When did that happen," Fox McCloud asked.
"Just now," Ratchet yelled.
"Well," Fox McCloud pondered, "As long as it doesn't interrupt my beer and drug time, I say Eh."
"How can you say Eh," Clank asked, "The Rapture itself just occurred!"
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa," Ratchet stammered.
"What," Clank asked.
"People disappeared," Ratchet assured, "That I'll admit. But, the Rapture? I'm not convinced."
"Even if the rapture occurred," Fox replied, "None of us would be affected by it."
"Why," Clank asked.
"Because we're actors," pretty much all of the people at the party answered.
"That's not that great of a way to think," Clank replied.
"Even so," Ratchet responded, "I would need some proof before I'm convinced that this is divine intervention."
Just then, everyone felt a rumble outside.
"What was that," Ratchet asked.
Instead of a verbal response, everybody ran outside. Ratchet decided to follow.
What did everybody see outside? The Apocalypse. People lifting up into the clouds by blue lights. Cars crashing. Death everywhere. But, that wasn't the focus of everyone's attention. They were all focusing on the giant sinkhole forming right in front of them.
And, it was getting bigger. Video game characters were trying to run from it, but many were falling in. Ness fell in. Captain Falcon fell in. Sonic almost fell in, but he grabbed one of Mario's legs.
"What are you-a doing-a," Mario asked.
"Please help me," Sonic pleaded.
"No-a," Mario yelled, "If you-a go down, I will-a go down with-a you."
"You mean like in real life," Sonic asked, "When Mario And Sonic At The Olympic Games dragged me down, it dragged you down too?"
"Let-a go," Mario yelled.
"No," Sonic snapped. He then grabbed Mario's other leg. Unfortunately, Sonic then fell down the sinkhole and Mario fell down with him.
"I-a told you-a," Mario yelled as him and Sonic fell down to hell.
By the time the sinkhole stopped growing, the only characters alive were Ratchet, Clank, , Captain Qwark, Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, and Krystal.
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