This is just a prompt that I had received from Tumblr earlier and I just decided to post it on here. Sorry if it sucks, and it does have smut in it.


It was noon on Christmas Eve and the crew was at an island that seemed to celebrate the jolly holiday. The whole scenery was quiet and undisturbed until you reached the ship. Luffy was making a mad dash all around the deck, asking everyone what they had gotten him.

"Will you stop asking that?!" Nami was responsible for the now purple bump on the captain's head. Defeated he sulked back to the front of the Sunny's head.

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Zoro sat in the Crow's Nest in silence, thinking on what to give the cook. He already got both cookbooks and cooking utensils, so he practically had nothing in mind to give the blonde.

'God I need to get him a present or I'll seem like the biggest dick on the planet.' Zoro raked his calloused fingers through his short green hair in frustration. An agitated sigh sounded through the room while he contemplated what to give his idiot love-cook. His hands stilled in mid-course when an idea popped in his head.

'I'll just go through the town and ask gift owners for advice that's fresh.' though he absolutely hated the idea for asking someone for help, he was in need. Hurriedly he got up from his spot on the floor and briskly walked to the latch.

In one large leap, he landed gracefully with a dull thud on the deck, and walked over the side of it. Then onto the island.

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Sanji wondered the whole deck looking for his swordsman. the search came to the conclusion that he had left, and which he smirked, now he could work on the "present" that he was going to give to the green hair idiot.

"Nami-swan," he called to the navigator. "Zoro and I can stay on watch for the entire night." Nami looked up from the map that she was studying and fixed him with a curious gaze.

"Are you sure, Sanji-kun?" in which he nodded multiple times.

"Alright, I'll go tell Luffy."

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Zoro was wandering around the town square, looking at shop windows for gifts that actually look good for the cook. He saw about two yards ahead a sign that read "Antique Books" though the cook didn't need anymore cookbooks, he decided to go and check what was in stock.

"Hello?" he called out as he entered. "Is anyone in here?'

"Yes, how could I help you?" a small elderly lady appeared. He had to look down at her just to talk! Zoro hesitated to ask for help, but he didn't exactly see anyone else in there.

"Um...I'm looking for something for a Christmas present. I have a lover who cooks for the ship that I'm on, so I don't need to have anymore cookbooks or anything in general about cooking. But I need something that will spark my lover's interest and heart." He took a small breath after all he said, and the old lady gave him a kind smile and promptly turned around and randomly selected a book shelf and went to it.

Zoro followed on her heels and looked at the spacious shelves lining the shop. The lady stopped and he almost ran into her. She plucked a book that was at arm's reach and turned around.

"Does your lover like fairytales?" Zoro nodded. She showed him the title of it, and he had a face splitting grin.

"I'll take it."

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The clock showed five o' clock, and Sanji finally finished the Onigiri for his green haired love. He then covered them up with foil and hid them in the back of the fridge, out of sight.

Washing his hands, he looked down at the bag that was next to the fridge that contained Zoro's gift. He absolutely hoped that the swordsman liked it, because he first off went to great lengths to achieve it, and secondly, he didn't want to bring back bad memories.

Heavy footfalls came toward the kitchen and Sanji scrambled to hide the gift out of sight. Finally, quickly but gently placing the bag in a cupboard next to the sink, he turned around right after he shut the cabinet, just as the galley door flew open.

"Oi! Shit-cook, I heard you told Nami we got watch the whole night, you dart-browed jackass." Annoyance and anger flared inside the cook.

"Shut up and get out of MY FUCKING KITCHEN!" Sanji swiftly kicked Zoro in the head and successfully got him out.

Six o' clock came by and everyone ate. Dinner flew by, and soon it was just Sanji in the kitchen alone, again.

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Everyone was sleeping by the time Sanji was completely done with cleaning. Looking towards the clock, which read eleven o' clock, he quickly go the gift and Onigiri and hurried out the door.

Zoro was lifting weights as usual in the crow's nest. He didn't try to look up when the latch opened, because he knew it was the cook.

"999, 1,000." he dropped the barbells from his feet and stood right side up from his handstand. "What do you want shitty cook?"

Sanji snorted. "Just wanted to come up here and have to unfortunately be greeted with your ugly ass." he set the plate of food down on a nearby bench and the bag behind it while Zoro wasn't looking.

Zoro's whole torso shined with sweat from the workout, and each time he moved, his muscles flexed. Sanji gulped harshly as he took off his tie.

"So Marimo, what's it that you want this Christmas?" he teased, while ridding himself all the top half of his body of clothing.

"All I want is you right now." Zoro met Sanji half way and the two caressed each other's lips with their own. They made their way back to another bench, and the cook straddled the swordsman. The pair started to explore each other's bodies, with hands and fingers that know the routes so well. Slowly but not to soon, they made way to their pants and stripped until only the undergarments was left.

The couple rubbed against each other in a winding dance. A sheen layer of sweat covered the pale back and even more on the tan chest. Their lips clashed together for a dance of dominance. Undergarments was also shredded, leaving them completely bare to each other. Zoro gripped the two semi-hard members and pumped them in rough jerks.

Sanji, using his flexibility and reached behind him and under the bench on which they were on, and grabbed the bottle of oil. He spread it on his fingers and met them at his entrance. Slowly he slipped his middle finger inside of himself. Only a few thrusts with it, and he added another one. The cycle repeated with the third and final finger.

Zoro let go of them both, and pulled the cook's hips over his cock. He pulled the fingers out and replaced it with his member.

"You ready?" he received a small nod and he entered. He gave the blonde a few minutes to adjust, then moved. In small circles of the hip, he had Sanji in a moaning mess, with groans and grunts coming from his own mouth.

The cook moved faster, swigging his hips hard and quick. bouncing up and down. Coils came in both abdomens, warning that they weren't going to last long. The two of them went harder at each other, almost clawing to get impossibly closer. Both them smashed their lips together, in desperate need of touch. Tan hands found their way to golden hair, while pale fingers danced onto a bronze chest.

In minutes, the two simultaneously came, vision blurring into a white haze. The two sat there, catching their breaths and gaining energy to move off of each other. Once able to move, the cook slowly slid off the soft cock and reached over to get his pack of smokes. While in search of the pack, he saw that on his pocket watch, it was 11:59pm. Completely forgetting to get his smoke, he half ran and half fast walked to the back of the bench that he put the gift behind..

"Here, open it." he came back with a red and green bag. Zoro obliged, and found that it was a photo of his childhood friend, Kuina and her father. They were smiling, and another item was in the bag, and found out that it was more sword polisher. He looked back at the photo, and looked at Sanji, with his eyes large and glossy. Shocked he spluttered random noises of happiness.

"Did you really-? How?" he asked excitedly. Sanji just chuckled and shook his head.

"That is information I will not tell you." His smile grew even wider when he saw that his lover had a grin too. "You like it?"

"Do I like it? Of course dumbass, why wouldn't I?" Zoro swiftly stood and gave the cook a rather large wet smooch to the lips. "Now it's my turn to ask that question."

Zoro went behind the bench presser and got the present. Handing it over, he gave a small smile and a gesture to open it towards the cook. The said person ripped the package open to have his mouth drop open and his eyes sting.

-THE ALL BLUE- *Tales of the best place full of all the fish from every sea imaginable*

Sanji looked up shocked, unlike the swordsman he ran and jumped on him.

"Did you really?" He nonstop smooched him all over the face and neck, showing his gratitude.

"Merry Christmas, cook."

"You too, marimo." and the couple made love through the night.


Sorry that it sucks, I really hope you at least considered it as 'okay'. It took forever to finish.