AN: Another poem for you guys today!

Review as to who you think it is.

I own nothing but the poem.


Poem 2:

Not very bright, they are a joke.

Without our hero's they'd be sure to choke.

The town would go piece by piece.

Luckily, a woman keeps them on a leash.

Calling often with nonsense or a monster on the loose.

Makes them want to put their head in a noose.

Yet, they care about them still.

They're getting older and more shrill.

As evil arises, they start getting more crazy.

Calling more and more, the girls get lazy.

Still a kind heart, wise might I add.

Enjoying life more than you would have thought they had.

Sometimes clueless, sometimes not.

Man, those pickles really hit the spot!


I hope this was less obvious than the last one. That one was easy!