Camp: BFF

Bad boy Seifer and Boy Scout Zell have never been the best of friends, but when their constant bickering hits breaking point, Squall and the gang decide that drastic action must take place. With the rest as mediators, how will Zell and Seifer survive 'camp: BFF' the camp designed to turn foe to friend? Rated T for language.

Disclaimer: Nope I don't own FFVIII or anything related to FF in general, if I did I probably wouldn't be writing fanfics….I'd be making canons :D

Chapter 2: Attached

"I'm tired…."

"Shut up, chicken…"

"Can't we rest now..?"

"I said shut up chicken dick! We can rest when I get my goddamn gunblade back!"

"hmph"

"Heeeeeeeeey!" The always-energetic brunette who had run up ahead returned waving her arms up and down excitedly. "I can see the camp! It's up ahead! Whooohooo"

"Ssselphie!" Squall hissed.

Wha-Oh! Whoopse hehe" She mumbled sheepishly.

Seifer stopped dead in his tracks. "Camp? CAMP? You said it was one exercise!" He snapped.

Quistis folded her arms in annoyance. "It is only one exercise" She replied. "But the sun rises and sets a lot faster on this island than it does in Balamb, and the longer you take to comply the longer this is going to take for you two, and if that means staying for a few days in this hell hole then so be it!"

"Grrrrrrrr"

Quistis scoffed. "You can growl all you want but that's not going to change my mind." She closed her eyes and rubbed her forehead temple…she felt the onset of a headache coming on.

"GRRRRRRRRRRR"

"Ummmm Quistis-"

"Oh shutup, I'm getting a headache because of you guys!" She snapped, her eyes still shut as she massaged the throbbing temple.

"Yo Quistis, behind you!"

"Turn around and gimme my Hyperion you dumb broad!"

"RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRR"

"For Hynes sake! Turn around Quists!" Irvine squealed.

"hm?" Quistis spun around; and was now face to face with the burning jade eyes of a large and rather angry looking T-Rexaur. "A-AHHH!" She dropped the Hyperion in shock.

"OI!" Seifer spat. "If you scratch that-"

"I think we have bigger things to worry about…" Squall said, bearing his own gunblade, its turquoise light gleaming brightly, it stung Seifers eyes every time he glimpsed at it.

"Quistis! Watch out!" Rinoa yelled, she glowed faintly as she casted a dark spell that shot right at the dino monster's eyes. "BLIND!"

"RRAAAAWWWWRRR!" The T-Rexaur wailed as it tried to get the black goo out of its eyes, its small arms waving frantically, its head shaking from side to side.

Dragging the shorter blonde, Seifer dived grabbing his beloved gunblade. "Hah! Mine at last!" he remarked triumphantly.

"DUDE watch out!" Zell shrieked, yanking the taller blonde's collar down, narrowly missing a swish from the blinded T-Raur's huge jagged tail. Seifer stared at Zell incredulously, had Zell actually saved him just now? And why would he do that…? The tattooed male tugged Seifer onto the floor with the hand cuffs. "Crawl this way! Hurry!" he hurriedly murmured. Seifer rolled his eyes at the thought of following orders from the lively SeeD but decided to comply once he felt the ground vibrate as the T-Rexuar approached.

"Heeey Rinoa!" Irvine yelled running over towards Rinoa as Squall lured the T-Rexaur away from the handcuffed pair.

"What is it Irvine?" Rinoa replied, glowing once again in preparation for a powerful spell.

"If you can hit that T-Rexaur with a strong enough blizzard spell, I think that'll give me enough time to land a head shot on the guy….can you like…manage that?" Irvine asked, reloading his gun.

Rinoa nodded. "O-Okay I'll try!" She gestured to her fluffy canine companion to get behind her as she prepared the spell. Irvine also got into position to take the shot.

"Hurry UP man! You're so SLOW" Zell grumbled as the two of them scrambled to take shelter behind one of the many boulders strewn out across the arid field. "Shut up, dickhead!" Seifer snapped. "I'd like to see you try crawling while holding onto a weapon, retard-"

"-BLIZZAGA!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRR"

*KA CHAKACHAKAKA*

"Hurry the fuck up Seifer!"

"I SAID I'm TRYING you-"

*DOONK*

"…."

"Hey dude, you okay?"

"…."

"Uhhhh….."

"Way to go, Rinoa!" Selphie cheered running over to hug her friend.

"Arf! Arf! Awoooo" Angelo barked in unison with Selphie, jumping excitedly.

Sheathing his gunblade, Squall walked over to the raven haired woman and rested a hand onto her shoulder. "You're getting even better Rinoa" He murmured softly. Rinoa felt her face grow warm as she smiled to herself. "Thanks you guys!"

Standing a few meters away, Irvine pouted. "Um guuuys what about me? I like…did the finishing blow!" He crossed his arms in annoyance.

"Yeah, yeah"

"Oh I forgot! Um you did good Irvy!"

"Thanks Irvine"

Irvine took his signature cowboy hat off and began fanning himself with it. It was damn hot on this island. "Hmph. Can we get going now? I'm like dying in this heat. Where's Zell and Seifer?" He asked in an irritable tone as he began making his way towards the boulder Zell and Seifer were sheltering near. However once the cowboy approached the boulder he paused and stared back at the others dryly. "Uhhhhh guys…?"

As the others made their way to the boulder, an exasperated looking Zell was furiously trying to smack the consciousness back into the now passed out Seifer. He did not seem to be yielding any positive results.

Squall resisted the urge to facepalm as he tried to access the situation at hand. "Zell. What did you do to Seifer?" the brunette asked.

Zell stopped smacking the unconscious Seifer and looked up at the others with large quivering eyes. "G-guys I think Seifer is dead."

Selphie dropped her Shinobu.

"Look, I didn't kill him though, OKAY?" Zell barked, shaking the totally-not-dead Seifer. "All of a sudden this ice chunk flew outta the T-Rexaur and whacked the guy in the head and now…he's dead!" Zell spoke as if it were the will of the gods.

Rinoa giggled nervously. "hehehe whoopse…."

Squall shook his head helping the slightly traumatized looking Zell up to his feet. "He's not dead Zell, but you're going to have to drag him to the campsite now"

"What a disappointment…these two are going to need more bonding exercises than I thought…" Quistis remarked emerging from the distance. As soon as the T-Rexaur appeared she had seemed to have vanished.

"Quistis…where were you?" Squall asked, genuinely curious as to what she was up to during the scuffle with the dino monster.

Quistsis sighed. "I thought it was obvious?" She remarked, flicking her long flaxen locks over her shoulder. "I was monitoring the battle from a distance…and I've got to say…Zell and Seifer have a lot of work that needs to be done."

The others stared back at her, dumfounded. Zell glanced around at the others suspiciously and then back at Quistis. "Whaaaa…?"

Whipping out a clipboard, Quistsis seemed to now be scribbling down something as she explained herself. "I'm sorry to say this Zell but you and Seifer failed the first exercise….I honestly thought when encountering a life-threatening danger…in this case the T-Rexaur…the two of you would sort out your differences and rise to the occasion to accomplish your goal of killing the beast…but even then you guys were still at each other's throats….seems I have to try a different approach with the next exercise…" She sighed, tucking the clipboard into her side bag and bending over to retrieve Seifer's Hyperion. "Is it getting really hot now or is it just me? Let's go the camping grounds now"

Zell's mouth hung open as the others awkwardly trudged passed the confused (and now rather scared) blonde male. He wondered what he had gotten himself into…or rather what type of situation he was now forced into. He looked down at the unconscious Seifer; a bluish bruise was now evidently showing on a protruding bump that seemed to be sprouting comedically from the tall male's forehead. A smirk appeared across the tattooed blonde's face. "bwahaha he looks like a dumbass."

Dragging Seifer along for less than a few minutes of walking, the campsite already came into view. It was situated inside a crater, and was surprising pretty big considering the small amount of money Quistsis deposited for the place….then again…most people probably wouldn't be looking at the island closest to hell as a holiday destination anyway with all the monsters and death and stuff.

The closer they got to the campsite, the less shit the campsite looked even more. Zell wasn't sure if it was because there seemed to be a swimming pool and T-board park or whether he was just so tired, hungry and afraid almost any sort of accommodation would have looked good right about now. His stomach rumbled as he trudged on. He wondered how long it would be before he would ever taste Balamb gardens famous hotdogs again or play triple triad with his mom in Balamb or stalk that cute library girl with the pigtail. He let out a deep sigh.

Quistis turned around to face Zell, her expression softened a bit. "Cheer up Zell; we're having hotdogs for dinner, just for you!" she said.

Zell scoffed "Hotdogs aren't the same as the ones from garden…."

"But they are the ones from garden; I had a whole batch delivered from garden this morning." Quistis replied. "I even brought along your favourite special ketchup" she added.

Zell stopped in his tracks. "Get. Out."

"I'm not kidding Zell." Quistis replied, as they headed to the main entrance of the campsite.

"AWWWW YEEEAHHHH BITCHESSS" Zell jumped up, jolting the previously unconscious Seifer awake.

"grrrraahhh…."

"Huh? Did anyone hear that?"

"GRRRAAAAHHHHHHH"

"AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Hyneus Christ Zell! You woke up like ten other freaking monsters!"

Squall groaned, it was going to be a long, long day.

A/N: I'm sorry again for the long wait (; _ ;) This past month was pretty sucky since I've had the flu for the first time in 10 years and being busy with University assignments hasn't helped either…gah! My last exam is in a few days and then I'll have the holidays to update faster! Whooo! Please R&R to let me know what you think. Thanks! =]

P.S: I'm sorry if there are any grammatical or spelling errors present, It's 2am right now and I'm sleepy xD

-Rinettoh