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Rule 18
Eddie, get out of the closets.
"He does not have a problem with hiding!" Patricia yelled indigently, crossing her arms defiantly.
Joy shook her head. "You're delusional."
Patricia frowned. "How?"
Joy turned around and opened the closet door. Eddie waved. "Hi girls!" She closed the door and smirked.
"He's got a problem."
Rule 23
We never speak of the hole in the coatroom floor.
"HEY!" Mara yelled. "WHO PUT THE GIANT HOLE IN THE COATROOM FLOOR?"
Eddie appeared almost magically and pressed a finger on Mara's face. "Shhhh!" He hissed. She pulled back frowning. "What?"
"We do not speak of the coat room and it's mystical hole." Eddie turned his head quickly and stared off into the distance somewhat dramatically. Mara looked too, but she didn't see anything but the ceiling and a few cobwebs.
"Well...okay." She finally managed, turning back to look at Eddie. "But how did that hole get there anyway?"
Eddie froze, but then quickly took off down the hallway. "Can't talk, gotta poop!" He yelled, behind his shoulder. "Have fun!" She called after him, shaking her head. Of course she knew about the hole. Everyone did. But it was amusing to watch Sibuna squirm...
Rule 11
Trudy CAN and WILL put you in the corner.
"Alfie. What are you doing?" Alfie didn't answer Fabian's question, but instead turned around and glared at Trudy who was calmly folding sheets.
"Alfie was being a sass mouth."
"So...he's in the corner?"
Trudy nodded. Fabian was silent.
"You got something to say Fabian? I can put you in the corner too." Trudy said calmly.
"Um. I'm actually good." Fabian said, backing away slowly.
Rule 35
Eddie, get out from behind the couch.
"I haven't seen you all day!" Joy exclaimed, snuggling closer to Jerome.
"It's been busy." Jerome agreed. "I've missed you." He too scooted closer towards her on the couch.
Joy smiled. "Aww!" That's so sweet!"
She smiled at Jerome and he smiled back and in one of those universal squeal-worthy moments they leaned in and..."I guess it's a bad time to tell you guys that I'm right here."
Joy jerked away from Jerome and shrieked again, because once again Eddie was scaring the crap out of her by showing in in strange places. It wasn't enough to drive a girl mad, but it certainly was enough to make her chase him around the yard with a baseball bat.
