12. Don't call Mick a werewolf. He's very sensitive about his hairy chest.
Mick looked down at his hairy chest then back up at the grinning freshman.

"Our next stop on our school tour-the toilet." Eddie snickered from the corner.

8. Wear earplugs on Finals week. To relieve stress, Fabian sings John Mayer at the top of his lungs.

"BUT THERE'S NO WAY WE EVER COULD!" Came a LOUD voice from downstairs, causing Nina to wince.

"Here." A pair of earphones landed on her stack of books. Nina looked up to see Patricia nodding. "You're gonna need them."

24. We don't put Victor's stuffed raccoon into bed with people.

Groaning, Patricia rolled over. It was Sunday morning and she had no homework. That meant she could sleep for a few extra hours.

She rolled over again trying to get comfortable when her leg met something hairy and stiff. She jerked awake, jerking the covers off her legs to see that she had been cuddling a stuffed raccoon, probably snitched from the cellar.

Patricia screamed and from across the room, Amber giggled.

30. All those bold enough to blast Blurred Lines run the risk of having to explain to Victor what Blurred Lines is about. You have been warned.

Nina burst into the room. "Guys. We have a problem."

Amber didn't look up from her nails. "If it isn't a fashion problem, then I'm not interested."

K.T rolled her eyes at Amber. "What's your problem?" She asked, sitting up.

Nina look as if she might be sick. "Victor heard Blurred Lines."

Amber looked up. "What?" "How?" Nina grimaced. "Someone-" she gave a rather pointed look at Amber. "Left their boom box on and he heard it and when I giggled he asked me why I was laughing and I told him that it was because of the song!" Nina wailed.

K.T's jaw dropped. "Then what'd he do?"

Nina winced. "He asked me what it meant."

Amber giggled and even K.T let out a giggle. Nina didn't laugh, but smiled a knowing smile instead. "I wouldn't be laughing if I were you guys."

"Why not?" Amber choked in between laughs.

Nina's smile deepened. "Because I told him to ask you guys."

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