Hi I'm back in the land of the living =)
Now that I have over come well at least i hope i have of my writers block and am on school holidays updates should come more often [i hope]
Thank you to those who reviewed cookies for you

My spelling and grammar will be really bad in this chapter again because I'm not using Microsoft Word and as result of this I don't have spell check

Disclamier: I don't own Twilight or Vampire Academy

Lissa: Spirit Godess

Rose:Sarcasim_Queen

Adrian:SoRta_SoBeR

Edward: EscapeXxXTheXxXFate

Bella: Clumsy Bella

Jasper: I_Feel_Your_Pain

Emmett: Green llama

Carlisle:Dr_Awesome

Rosalie: Blonde Bombshell Dimitri:

The Awesome Dimitri Demitri: Volturi_FTW

Jane: Sadistic_And_Loving_It

Alec:No_Emotion

Aro:Over_Enthusiastic

Eddie: I_Like_Pie

Christian: Lissa_is_Awesome

Alice: Shop_Till_You_Drop

Jacob: Hot-Blooded

$Sam: Alpha Wolf

Jared: Anger_Issues

Volturi_FTW: But know one as the same name as me so that must mean.
The_Awesome_Dimitri: What does it mean?
Volturi_FTW: It means that I'm crazy

Aro has logged on

The_Awesome_Dimitri: time for me to go

Dimitri has logged off

Over_Entusiastic: Hello all Volturi_FTW: Aro me is crazy bwahahahahahahaha Over_Entusiastic:What do you mean you are crazy?
Volturi_FTW: I was talking to someone who who *sits in corner*
It appears Demitri is in a corner and may not respond

Over_Entusiastic: It appears I need to hire better help *sighs*

The cullens house-

Carlisle, Edward and Bella were in hysterics so much so that Jasper who had just came back from shopping with Alice started rolling around on the floor laughing.
"Alice why am I laughing?" Gasped Jasper "Well Volturi Demitri thinks his gone insane because St Vlads Dimitri was on at the same time and yeah"
"I need to find space" Jasper grabbed hhis laptop and ran for it Alice Stayed and went up to her room to see the caos online.

St Vlads-

Dimitri was sitting at his computer utterly confused at what had just hapened. While across campus Rose and Lissa were laughing so much they were crying.

Jasper, Alice, Edward, Bella, Rose, Lissa, Christian and Carlisle have logged on

Over_Entusiastic: Hello dear friends Dr_Awesome: oh crap

Carlisle and Bella have logged off

Over_Entusiastic: Why does everyone logg off when they see I'm online??? Do they not like me I_Feel_Your_Pain: oh no Carlisle likes it's just.
EscapeXxXTheXxXFate: Esme found her broken table and is on a war path.
Shop_Till_You_Drop:Yeah she is really angry Over_Entusiastic: I see and Bella EscapeXxXTheXxXFate: Her ffriend.
I_Feel_You_Pain... Said she needed new clothes and took her shopping Shop_Till_You_Drop: in Seattle Over_Entusiastic: Ohh Okay Goodbye young friends Aro has logged off.

Sarcasim_Queen: Who was that?
I_Feel_Your_Pain: He is the leader of the Volturi Lissa_Is_Awesome:Who is the Volturi I_Feel_Your_Pain: Evil sadistic ppl EscapeXxXTheXxXFate:Well you have Queen... Sarcasim_Queen: Bitch face.
Sprit Godess: ROSE!
Sarcasim_Queen: What?
Lissa_Is_Awesome: *snicker*
EscapeXxXTheXxXFate: Tatiana and your Royal they are basicaly like that except they are as Jasper said evil and sadistic...

Alec and Jane have logged on

Sadistc_And_Loving_It: Hello all No_Emotion: Yes hello to you all I_Feel_Your_Pain: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT'S A MONSTER RUN AWAY!
Shop_Till_You_Drop: ummmm Jazz I_Fell_You_Pain: nope sorry just a bear =)
EscapeXxXTheXxXFate:....

Emmett has logged on

Green_llama: Wait whats this about a bear?
I_Feel_Your_Pain: It was a grizzley i think.
Green_llama: were are you so i can see and eat this bear??? TELL ME!
I_Feel_Your_Pain: Nope I don't want to
Everyone but Emmett and Jasper: ......

Green_llama: You knowm for an ex-Major you are really immature I_Feel_Your_Pain:..... Me imuture how can you say suh things.... I kill You Green_llama: oh shit i knew i shouldn't have ruined your army uniform.
I_Feel_Your_Pain: I was talking about in the Wii game but now I_Feel_Ypu_Pain: I kill you for real.
Green_llama: oh crap

Jasper has logged off with away message: DIE EMMETT DIE!
Emmett has logged og with away message: RUN AWAY!!! FROM ANGRY JASPER!!!!!

EscapeXxXTheXxXFate: well that was.
Lissa_Is_Awesome... Intresting?
EscapeXxXTheXxXFate: Yeah intresting.
No_Emoton: They won't blow our cover will they?
Shop_Till_You_Drop: Let me check.
Shop_Till_You_Drop: Nope they just ummmm ruin ummmm EscapeXxXTheXxXFate: *Reads mind* ohhhh *sing song*Carlisle going to kill them...

Okay I am done phew that took a while well what did u think???

I would love to thank the ppl who reviewed =) Thanks

we have not seen the last of "crazy" Demitri he will be back

My spelling and grammar was really bad in this chapter again because I'm not using Microsoft Word and as result of this I don't have spell check

Anything funny you want to happen just tell me and i will see what i can do yadda yadda [insert stuff here]

~JaspeXxXHale