I AM SO VERY SORRY GUYS, it's been so long since I updated this crazy thing I dare to call a story :/

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Vampire Academy

Lissa: Spirit Goddess

Rose: Sarcasim_Queen

Adrian: SoRta_SoBeR

Edward: EscapeXxXTheXxXFate

Bella: Clumsy Bella

Jasper: I_Feel_Your_Pain

Emmett: Green llama

Carlisle: Dr_Awesome

Rosalie: Blonde Bombshell

Dimitri: The Awesome Dimitri

Demitri: Volturi_FTW

Jane: Sadistic_And_Loving_It

Alec: No_Emotion

Aro: Over_Enthusiastic

Eddie: I_Like_Pie

Christian: Lissa_is_Awesome

Alice: Shop_Till_You_Drop

Jacob: Hot-Blooded

Sam: Alpha Wolf

Jared: Anger_Issues

Esme: Vampire Mum

LAST TIME:

Vampire Mum: Why is Carlisle plotting revenge?

Bella, Alice and Edward have logged off.

Vampire Mum: *sighs*

Esme and Alec have logged off.

Anger_Issues: Huh?

Hot-blooded: Told you the bloodsuckers I mean Cullen's were on drugs.

Anger_Issues: so u did so u did

Jacob and Jared have logged on.

Rose, Lissa, Adrian: Huh?

AND ON THIS EPISODE.

Two days later:

Carlisle, Jasper, Emmett, Adrian have logged in

EscapeXxXTheXxXFate: Well that was the best week EVER

I_Feel_Your_Pain: For you maybe but not for me and Emmett

Green_Llama: Jasper has a point

SoRta_SoBeR: What actually happened?

Dr_Awesome: They hurt my car... so I hurt them

SoRta_SoBeR: and how did you do that...?

Dr_Awesome: I have video

Carlise wants to share a video
Adrian has accepted video request

*VIDEO*

Carlisle turns he camera on and points it towards a field and runs off grinning. A few hours later Jasper and Emmett both walked into the field looking behind them every few seconds with nervous expressions on their faces, as they reached the center of the field Emmett staggered , tripping over something that not even their super vampire eye sight could see placed on the ground. They had only second to react as paint, glitter and glue came flying at them from different directions,all to a sound track to AC/DC's Highway to hell, blaring from speaker placed up high in three's, they were both soom covered from head to toe within seconds but it didn't there as soon as the first assault on them ended the second was put into motion. Both Vampires spluttering and being even more paranoid then before, turned and tried to leave the field, but they couldn't just yet because they had to first make it past being attacked by feathers. Once the boys had left the field, Carlisle was back in front of the camera grinning still,

"Phase one and to complete, but it's not over yet"

He then walked away with the camera laughing evilly, before switching the camera off.

*END VIDEO*

SoRta_SoBeR: you said you have more of these?

Dr_Awesome: Yes... and I'm thinking of showing them at the next Veggie Vamp get together =)

SoRta_SoBeR: Can I please, please see the others?

Dr_Awesome,: I'll send them when I get home from work if you wish.

EscapeXxXTheXxXFate: Just to warn you Jasper and Emmett are planning to asdfgiufrkudkgkufkutd

I_Feel_Your_Pain: ...

Dr_Awesome: What happened to Edward?

I_Feel_Your_Pain: ... Bella...

Dr_Awesome: I see

Edward is unavailable to chat.

SoRta_SoBeR: well that was rude

I_Feel_Your_Pain: yes...

Jasper is away with away message: Brb dealing with... ewrdad, and destroying some things

Green Llama: So... Carlisle aren't you meant to be working.

Dr_ Awesome: Ahhh yes, good bye gentleman.

Carlisle had logged out

Green Llama: *sweat drops*

SoRta_SoBeR: You're both going to try and destroy those videos before anyone else sees them aren't you?

Green Llama: Of course, now I best be off to go help Jasper... Goodbye

SoRta_SoBeR: Bye

Emmett has logged out

SoRta_SoBeR: Alice you can come off hidden mode.

Alice is online

Shop_Till_You_Drop: How did you know?

SoRta_SoBeR: I'm just that awesome.

Shop_Till_You_Drop: ...

SoRta_SoBeR: Are you going to tell Carlisle?

Shop_Till_You_Drop: yes

SoRta_SoBeR: Have fun with that :{D

Shop_Till_You_Drop: oh I will

Alice has logged out with message: plotting evil plans and evil deeds :{D

SoRta_SoBeR: Well... Time to go annoy Rose some more

Adrian has logged out with message: ROSIE I LOVE YOU, ROSIE I DOOOOO

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Well ther we go you all finally have an update for my story.

Spot the Harry Potter reference anyone?

Next chapter will have the start of the Truth or dare came... IE: The issue of the challenge and what not

Well Don't forget to review and tell me what you think :)