I woke up abruptly to the sound of my alarm clock, "Fuck! 7:35 am, I'm going to be so late for school."
I jumped out of bed and ran out of the room straight into a collision with Dovahkiin, we fell to the floor and rubbed our heads. "Oh ow!" I said as I stared at Dovahkiin rubbing his head. "Are you okay?"
"I'm glad you're up!" He managed a smile as he stood up.
"Dovahkiin stop being a jackass to your sister and get out of her way" Our dad replied as he helped me up.
"Dad it's fine, he was only trying to wake me up." I smiled calmly at him
"Another thing he can't do right." He cut his eyes towards Dovahkiin, who was walking back to his room.
Upset at my dad, I walked into the bathroom and prepared myself for school.
Once I freshen up, me and Dovahkiin began to walk to school.
"Oh where are your friends?" I asked quietly with a hint of disappointment
"You get to see them all day, don't you enjoy walking with me to school? It's been I don't know, five to seven years since our separation?" He replied coldly.
"10 years.." I corrected him.
As we approached the school, Jimmy approached my brother.
"You prick! You think what you did to the Giggling Donkey is f-funny?"
"I thought it was pretty exciting." Dovahkiin smirked.
"And how dare you walk beside our princess!" Jimmy scowled at my brother
"Annd we're done with this conversation" I grabbed my brother's arm and walked towards the school
"Stacy, you join their side and a war is going to break lose." Dovahkiin growled.
I stared at the Jimmy as he approached his elf sided friends, I watched as my brother went towards Cartman. I could see it now, a division in the school. One side had the elves, and the other, the humans. As I turned to walk into the school I ran into another person.
Clumsy! I'm so clumsy!
"Ah, Stacy, just the girl I've been looking for."
I looked up to see a brunette male smirking over me. He was wearing an tuxedo, as his messy brown hair defined his confidence, he bend down to help me up.
"My name is Clyde, my dear." He said as the other girls hormones were flying across the roof.
"Oh H-hi!" I smiled nicely as he brushed my pants off. I could see the other guys glaring at him as his flunkies were right behind him to back him if so anything happened.
"I heard you were joining the elves." He began
"I am! It's going to be so much fun." I beamed at him
Clyde smiled at me and took me into the school.
Kyle approached Dovahkiin "Hey, where is Stacy?"
"She just walked in the building, with Clyde! GAH!" Tweek answered for him
"WHAT!?" Dovahkiin and Kyle both yelled at the same time.
"Thanks for helping me up, I'm a little clumsy I guess." I said awkwardly as the good looking male walked along side me.
"Stacy, you seem like a good woman, join our side?" Clyde turned to look at me calmly as I stared at him.
"No thanks I'm a elf. Can't change once I've decided." I smiled
Just then Clyde and his friends surrounded me as he stopped. I froze.
"I don't remember asking you." He said as a chuckled escaped his lips.
"The answer is no." I scowled aggressively.
Clyde laughed as he cupped my face "Oh you're going to be so fun! Listen woman, you're the only one to join in on our little game, and I don't plan on making life easy for those silly human and elves. I will kidnap you and do everything I desire with the elves property."
"Clyde, that is enough!" Kyle pushed one of the punk rocker kids out of the way, and got in front of me.
"Elf King, what a surprise, I was just talking to your new member."
"You will not harass our princess."
"Your princess? Ha ha! Oh please, If I capture her, I do as I please. This game have no rules and I have enough money to get me away with murder. I'll even defiled someone's grave if they seem of use to me." He chuckled
Kyle grabbed my hand and walked away from them. "This weekend you're going to get it." He growled at Clyde
"You're a weak king! WEAK I SAY! You guys lose members all the time and you'll lose her too!"
Kyle walked me into the class. I sat down beside Serenity, who was reading a book.
"So this Clyde guy isn't to be trusted." I turned my gaze towards Kyle.
"Nope. not at all."
I placed a hand on his shoulder. "I will not disappoint you, my king."
The boys turned their head at the submissiveness I was showing him. Of course many of them chuckled and Cartman just coughed in jealousy, and Kyle nodded in happiness.
"Sereniiiiiiity" I whispered.
"Yes?" She said as she stared at me.
"So I met this guy called Clyde, and he seems dangerous."
"These kids are all dangerous." She whispered as she turned the page.
I grabbed the book. "Where you get the book?"
"Tweek let me use his ID card to check out a book."
"WHAT! Tweek!"
Tweek dropped his coffee onto the floor and turned towards me.
"WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER?! I TALK TO YOU! YOU DON'T TALK! SHE WANTS A BOOK! YOU GIVE HER YOUR ID CARD!?"
Tweek turned his head to clean up the mess, he blushed nervously as he tried to ignore me.
"I ask for a hug, I get no hug, Tweek if Serenity wanted a hug, would you give it to her?"
"GAH HUGS ARE TOO MUCH PRESSURE! TOO MUCH MAN!" He pulled at his hair as he pulled out another coffee cup.
"No!" I popped his hand and grabbed his coffee from him.
"No more coffee today Tweek, it's driving you mad."
"Gaaaah! I NEED The coffee!"
I placed the coffee in my book bag.
Serenity gave me a look and nodded with approval.
Most of the teens laughed at Tweek as he began to feel a caffeine withdrawal.
Mr. Garrison walked in and began to teach.
My phone lit up and I checked it.
Kyle: Hey
Stacy: Hey (:
Kyle: Sorry about not being there when Clyde got you, I knew he was up to something sinister.
Stacy: It's okay!
"Stacy and Butters"
"Yes?" I replied quickly
Mr. Garrison sighed "Butters is your partner, raise your hand Butters."
"That's me! Woah! Oh ho ho!" He stared at me and smiled as his face grew redder.
"Hi Butters!" I waved.
Mr. Garrison passed out all of the papers with the assignment.
Butters walked over to me and smiled.
"So should we get started? Lets head to the library."
The elves glared poor Butters down as we headed towards the library.
Kyle turned towards Dogpoo "Why don't you take your partner to the library for your project?"
Dogpoo nodded and took Red to the library.
"So Butters human or elf? What are you?"
"Human! Faggot elves will all die!"
"Oh, then we're against each other."
"Oh what?" He turned to stare at me.
"I can't hit a girl, my dad would beat the hell out of me!" His eyes widen.
I smiled "It won't be too serious."
He blushed awkwardly as I smiled at him. "Elves usually aren't this nice to me! And with you being cute and all, I like that!"
I smiled innocently at Butters "You're too kind."
"I'm a paladin! I charge into battle and heal my allies!"
"Oh Nice!"
"So are you going to be a Medic or a cook for the elves?"
I stared "A princess I guess."
"Oh so you won't fight! Just sit there and look pretty!"
I didn't think about it that way. "No, I'm going to be a princess that protects her people and the King."
Butters stared "Wow, you really want to fight!"
"Yeah, It's been a while since I've protected myself."
"You have a cell phone number Butters?"
"Oh boy! You're going to add me? Even on Facebook!?" He beamed innocently. He was just too cute for me to handle.
After we finished our project, we headed down to lunch.
"Come sit at our table! You aren't a elf yet!" Butters happily said as Serenity approached me.
"No No she's going to be with me inside the building today alone" and Serenity grabbed my hand.
As we sat down I stared at her "What's wrong?"
"This school." She replied as she was eating.
"What happen"
"They were all, the elven Princess is going to be our property. Blah blah and the chubby boy and the boy in the green hat fought and is probably suspended."
"Oh that's funny, this game really is serious" I chuckled as I opened a bag of chips.
Soon Butters sat down beside us. "Well Hello ladies! I decided to abandon my seat to sit by you girls!"
Soon, Tweek and Token sat down as well.
"Hi Butters! Hi Tweek! Hi Token!" I smiled at them.
"Hey ladies" Token replied back with a smile.
"So you're a princess huh?"
"Yep Token! I'm a princess.. I guess."
"You know your brother don't think it's safe for you to play the game." Tweek replied back
I raised an eyebrow at Tweek. "You see, you talk normally when you don't have coffee, you even spoke clearer as well!" I smiled
Tweek just stared at me.
"I guess we will be on opposite sides, Tweek would you hurt me?"
"I wouldn't" Token replied with a smile
"Never! You're too pretty to hurt!" Butters smiled.
"Really, It doesn't matter if you guys attack, I just don't want my buddy Tweek to hurt me." I smiled at him
Tweek stared at me "Okay.."
Once it was time to go home, I began to look for Serenity until someone pulled me in the opposite direction. I turned to see Wendy
"Oh Hi Wendy!" I smiled
"Hi! Question, why are you playing their game, do you like Kyle?"
I blushed
"YOU DO DON'T YOU!?" Wendy beamed.
I stared at her "We're friends and he's really nice to me."
"Bitch please, took too long to answer" Wendy replied as she dragged me home.
Once we arrived home, we went upstairs, ignoring the boys curious looks as I closed my door.
Wendy smiled "Sooo, tell me."
"Tell you what?"
"Why does Kyle want you to be his 'princess'?"
"Well, Kyle and I probably have a interest for one another, which explains why this is happening."
"Well, you're confident, aren't you?"
I searched through my closet. "There!" I pulled out some cloth and tools.
"What are you doing?" She asked staring at the pretty fabric.
"I'm going to design myself a outfit, for a princess, and one for a fighter."
"So you need one to be pretty, and the other to be tight skinned yet sexy?"
Wendy questioned as she prepared a needle and a thread.
"My clothing for fighting needs to be comfortable and maneuverable, you know"
"Fine, let's get started?"
Soon, someone knocked on the door "Hey Wendy, can I speak to you for a second?"
And with that, Stan opened the door. He stared at us working.
"What are you guys doing?"
"OMG STAN GET OUT! IT ISN'T FOR YOUR EYES GO AWAY!" Wendy threw something at him to get him to leave.
Stan quickly shut the door.
"Jeez, he didn't even knock. You wanted this to be a surprise right? For Kyle, right?"
"Yep!"
One hour later someone knocked on the door.
"Stacy?" Kyle said
"Uhh! Don't come in yet!" I hung the finished dress up for casual celebrations, and tried to put away the unfinished battle wear.
With a few bumps and bangs and Wendy's laughter, I finally opened the door.
"You parents called you to come eat dinner you know."
"Oh I see"
He leaned his arm on the wall and leaned in "Whatcha doing?"
"I'm making my equipment when I join the Elf army!" I smiled.
"Oh, can I see?" He smiled
"Nope!" I smiled back.
"Aww, a surprise?"
"A surprise for her dear sweet lover Kyle" Wendy said all romantically. I blushed and glared at her.
"Well, don't make the crown okay?" He smiled.
"Oh okay can I see the crown you have for me?"
"Nope!" He smiled
"But but, I want to see it" I whined disappointingly
"This weekend, okay? It's a surprise."
And with that, he headed back downstairs.
Wendy smiled "Watch out for his mother, she's good at starting wars."
I stared at her curiously "Oh she's not easy to get along with?"
"No, not at all. Why do you think he has no girlfriend? Well he's lame and jewish…"
"That's fine with me" I smiled "I'm lame too!"
She stared "Not really, you are pretty and caught the attention of the boys just by walking in on the first day."
"Well, Tweek still hates me."
"Tweek is surprised you are talking to him, he told Craig that." Wendy replied.
"Oh, so he does like me as a friend yay!" I smiled at that.
"Why Tweek?"
"He's interesting, you know with the coffee and stuff, and he seem to be one of those 'you can mess with me but not my friends' kind of guy"
"You know him well" She smiled.
"Now it's time to craft a bow, a bow powerful enough to knock you out in one hit."
"Well, bring plenty of arrows, you don't want to be that girl who brings only 5 arrows and lose." Wendy stared at me.
"Of course, I'll have daggers as well. For close combat."
"Geez, you sure you want to do this?" Wendy looked concerned.
"Trust me, I'm experienced."
After we finished the battle wear, Wendy and I went downstairs to see the guys.
Wendy jumped onto Stan's lap and I sat down.
"Do you really want to join the elves?" Dovahkiin asked worryingly
"Mhm!" I smiled.
Kyle smiled as well "She's going to be safe with me."
Dovahkiin rolled his eyes and I giggled.
Ugh it's Tuesday night.
"Yeah, almost Wednesday though." Kyle replied
"Time for you guys to go home." Mother said as the boys turned off the game and left, I headed upstairs to sleep. But I only grabbed my phone and began to text
Stacy: Serenity?
Stacy: Kyle?
Stacy: Butters?
Kyle: Yo Stacy! How are you?
Butters: *No reply*
Serenity: You should be sleep, we do have school tomorrow, unless you are stuck on a project?
Stacy: Serenity stop being a nerd and let me speak, I really, really have a crush on Kyle, and don't want to be clingy, halp?
Stacy: Hey Kyle! :] I'm good, sorry we didn't get to talk much today
Kyle: How was working with Butters?
Serenity: I'm not in that, you have to do what you feel is right, too many times friends have got in between great relationships.
Stacy: True but Sereeeeeeeee :[
Stacy: It was cool! Butters is a smart guy, I just don't understand why you would name your child after lard.
Kyle: Do you like Butters?
Serenity: GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE! (lol I'm being mean xD)
Stacy: LOL! Yes you are! XDD
Stacy: Butters is a great guy! He's adorable and cute!
Kyle: Oh, that's cool, all the girls seem to call him adorable.
Serenity: I feel so bad now, because he didn't charge me for the soda and the slice of cake I ordered, and now I'm making fun of him.
Stacy: FREE FOOD, I SHIP YOU BOTH.
Stacy: Well his voice and his inner happiness of oblivious makes him so loveable, I'm assuming at least.
Kyle: If he asked you out, would you date him?
Serenity: NO! He doesn't even talk to me! We were partners today and he handed me his half of the work, after sitting on the other end of the room!
Stacy: Lol. Kyle is asking me would I date Butters. No ofc not xD..
Stacy: Nope, I'd reject him. I know it sounds mean but I'm not interested in dating.
Kyle: Not interested in anyone?
Serenity: You know he's trying to see if you are available. lol
Stacy: Yeah I know. He just don't know how good looking he is, I can kiss him and play through his hair all day long xD.
Stacy: I'm interested in.. (*Deletes the text*)
Stacy: I am interested in someone
Kyle: Who?
Serenity: LOL
I woke up the next day and had a dead cell phone in my hand. "Aw, no" I frowned
"What's wrong?" Dovahkiin rushed in the room.
"Nothing, phone is dead."
"Well you have a hour to charge it." He grabbed the phone and plugged it in to charge.
"Thanks!"
I jumped out of bed, got ready and went downstairs. Once I arrived downstairs, I saw Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and a boy in a orange parka all sitting on the couch.
The mysterious boy jumped up and approached me. "Stacy, it's nice to finally meet you." He wrapped his arm around me and pulled me closer to him.
"Princess Stacy, Princess Kenny, Princess Kenny, Princess Stacy." Cartman said.
"Fuck off, I'm no princess, I told you not to bring that up anymore or I was going on Kyle's side!"
I just stared for a moment. "Say what, what? Huh?"
"Kenny was a drag queen back then, he says it was just a phase, like girls who go tomboyish at a young age, but we all question it to this day." Kyle answered my questions
"I'm 100% man now!" Kenny smiled as he pulled me even closer. "How would it feel to make love to a very powerful assassin? "
I pushed away. "Okay Kenny, thanks.." I said kind of creeped out.
We all headed towards the school and into our classes, I saw Tweek in the hallway.
I ran towards him "Hi Tweek! Give me a hug buddy!"
"GAH NO!" He tried to run but I wrapped my arms around him. He trembled and tried to pull me off but I clung on to him.
Token walked into the classroom laughing at Tweek having a freak-out.
I finally let go of Tweek and he allowed himself to breathe again.
"Was that so bad?" I questioned innocently.
"You really want an answer?"
"Yep!"
He looked to see if anyone was listening to us. "Help me with something?"
I turned and looked at him.
"You gave me a hug, so you can do something for me, right?" He looked nervously at me.
"Yes Tweek Yes." I answered.
"Good.."
He swallowed the lump in his throat.
"So you know Serenity and I were partners yesterday, right?"
I smiled "You like her don't you?"
"GAH!" He panicked
"Tweek calm down"
"How do you know!? HOW DO YOU KNOW!" He grabbed me frantically.
"Because you give it away by your reactions"
"WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!? OH GOD OH JESUS!" He pulled his hair and ripped some of it.
My eyes widen and then I popped his hand. "Hey you're going to hurt yourself! Give me this!"
I snatched the coffee from him
"Go on Tweek"
The boy couldn't stop sweating "Do you think she'll like me?"
"Uh, not acting like that."
"Can I sit with you guys after school today at the shop?"
"She won't mind. Are you going to talk?"
"Yes I'll talk!" Tweek said.
"Ooh! It's Tweek and Stacy! I ship them both!" Bebe yelled from across the hall.
"Ahh!" With that, Tweek ran into the room.
I only giggled and walked in.
"Why are you coming in so late?" Serenity looked at me.
"No reason" I smiled.
Soon Mr. Garrison walked into the classroom
"Oh look, Kenny isn't skipping today, what a shame"
"Yeah, I wanted to see the two hot girls that entered our class." He said as he covered himself up with his hood.
I received a text
Butters: Sorry I fell asleep early because I was grounded. How are you?
Stacy: Good! ^.^
Soon something whacked me across my head.
I looked up to see Mr. Garrison. "Your project, I know Butters don't have it, he's a complete dumbass."
I went in my book bag to give him my project report.
"Well, you are pretty smart. Well then. You'll be working with Kyle next project, good luck writing something about Jewish ideals."
"No fair, smart kids working together?" Cartman growled.
"Eric, work with Butters."
"GOD DAMN IT!" He screamed.
Once school ended, I walked home with Kyle. He took a hold of my hand as he held my things.
"Hey" He began
"Yes?" I looked into his eyes.
"Come to my house, so we can finish our work over there."
"Oh sure" I smiled.
He lead me up to a green house and opened the door.
"Mom, dad, I'm home."
"Oh Kyle! How are you pump-"
A woman, presumably his mother, stared at us holding hands. She smiled warmly. "Hello there!" She smiled at me "Sheila Broflovski, nice to meet you darling."
I paused for a minute. "Bro- Brov..?"
"Bro-Flov-ski" Kyle said it slowly for me to repeat.
"Brv flaa see" Was the only thing I could get out. I felt so embarrassed that I just wanted to leave.
"That's cute, she's pretty" Mrs. Broflovski smiled as she walked away "Have fun you two."
"She's not as scary as everyone says she is." I whispered and Kyle laughed.
"You were so interested in me that you asked people about my family?"
He smirked at me.
I turned and blushed. Wrong thing to say!
We headed upstairs to his room. He sat on the computer and I sat on the bed.
"Well, we have most of the project done, really. I can finished this last bit up."
I smiled at him "I would like to help you know."
As we worked on the project, I could feel a strong connection growing between us. We smiled, laughed and joked around, like a bunch of normal teens. Once we finished the work, Kyle printed it out and placed it in his book bag.
"Done and done!" He got off the computer and sat on the bed beside me. He smiled at me.
"So you never answered my text Stacy"
"Oh… Well…" I began but my voice trailed off.
"Who are you interested in?"
"I.." My face grew completely red.
Kyle wrapped an arm around me and grew closer. "Is it-"
"Kyle you're mother said you have a- WOAH! hooo!" A jewish man jumped at the sight of me." He ran downstairs "Sheila! You're right!"
I turned to see Kyle face palming. "Excuse my parents holy shit."
I smiled and was grateful of the save.
"Well, want to come join me for dinner?"
"Do you think your parents wi-"
"Oh no not at all! Please join us for dinner." Mrs. Broflovski finished and smiled at us.
We joined in at the dinner table and I turned towards the younger boy.
"You didn't tell me you had a brother! He's adorable!" I smiled.
"Kyle doesn't like girls." The boy said.
Kyle cut him a look.
I giggled.
"I hope you like Kosher food." He smiled.
I took a bite into the food. "It's delicious!"
Mrs. Broflovski smiled "You could cook for Kyle someday, he loves a good cook."
Me and Kyle began to choke on our food from the comment. The whole table laughed.
"Young love." Mr. Broflovski began.
"Mom, dad please."
"Don't mom and dad us, bringing home a girl means a lot Kyle! If she doesn't like the family, she isn't the one for you!" Mrs. Broflovski said firmly.
"Thank you so much for the dinner!" I beamed as I was stuffing my mouth.
"A bit of a tomboy I see." She smiled at me. I just stop eating and Kyle smiled.
"She is a beauty, isn't she?" Kyle said.
"Wonderful grandchildren she'll bring us!"
"But not too soon" Mr. Broflovski added.
Our faces were extremely red. The thought of. Oh gosh. I smiled politely at them.
"We were finishing up a project because we were partners." I added.
"Yeah we're not, really dating yet." Kyle finished.
Mrs. Broflovski took a look at me. "But you are interested right? My Kyle is a bright student and we heard you were too! To think he brought a smart girl home."
"You're mistaking, that's Serenity that is smart, Stacy doesn't have much of a brain but she's cute."
I hit Kyle and glared and he laughed. "I'm kidding!"
He seems to be enjoying himself a lot. I smiled and continued to eat.
After dinner, me and Kyle offered to wash the dishes. Oh how he kept running his hands into mine. He leaned his head on top of mine "I hope my parents didn't bother you too much."
I smiled "They were being loving, supporting parents"
"I guess it's time to walk you home after this." He said softly.
"Yeah, but I'll see you tomorrow and we can text!" I smiled brightly.
He turned the water off and headed upstairs to get my things.
"I'm going to walk Stacy home."
"Alright Kyle, be safe."
We headed out the door and began to take the walk home. Normally, I wouldn't want anyone to walk me home, but this.. was different. I leaned on Kyle as he held my hand firmly. He smiled.
"You're really interesting, you know."
"So are you, Kyle."
As we turned a corner we saw a limo approach us slowly.
"Oh sigh" Kyle said.
Soon the window rolled down. "Well well, if it isn't the King and the little princess, how are you two?"
Clyde turned to look at us, Bebe was occupying herself by laying her head close to his chest. She smiled as she ran her fingers through his masculine chest.
"Fuck off Clyde" Kyle growled.
"No, Kyle, you fuck off." He turned his gaze towards me "Don't ruin yourself by being their princess, I'd hate for a tragedy to ha-"
Wam!
I tried to punch Clyde but a hand grabbed mine firmly.
"Good catch Craig"
"She packs a hell of a punch."
I pulled away from his hand as they chuckled and drove off. I clenched my fist. "They are so dead. DEAD! I TELL YOU!" I raged on, Kyle just grabbed my hand and caressed it. "Don't worry, Clyde's trying to get under your skin."
"It worked." I growled.
As he took me home I stormed into the house to finish creating my bow. That Craig, that Clyde, taking me as a joke, I'll show them!
Finally, Friday was here. I jumped out of bed, prepared for school and left off. After a long day of school, I rushed home to pack my things. Dovahkiin tried numerous times to convince me to not go. As I was walking out the door, I saw Tweek downstairs. He was shirtless, face and body painted with black paint as if ready to go to war. I looked to see Token fully equipped with weapons as he had a red headband pulling back his hair. I raised my eyebrow at them "Waiting on my brother?"
"We're sorry, we do not associate ourselves with the elves while we are in the game."
I approached both of them and glared.
"Yes we're waiting on your brother." Token finally said.
"Ke ke ke.." Kenny began. "I'm so going to claim you for my own, you're going way over your head."
I stared at him and left out the house where Jimmy and Timmy waiting on me. They blew on a horn. "All hail the princess!" I smiled at them "Hi Jimmy, Timmy."
"TIMMY!" Timmy smiled.
"Where is Kyle?" I asked.
"Oh he's preparing for the big festival tonight. We were instructed to bring you down to the k-kingdom."
Jimmy smiled as he pulled out his flute "I can't wait to show you my awesome music."
"Maybe I'll be a bard too! Sounds fun." I smiled.
"Yeah giving boost and defense to my people. It's a great job, can you sing?"
"Yes Jimmy, I can sing."
"A fair maiden that can sing, how wonderful"
"TIMMY!"
The boys lead me down the forest past Stark's Pond. We travelled deep into the forest, moving the branches out of the way. Soon, we reached a wonderful Kingdom. Everything seemed to be a giant wooden castle; the trees hosted our homes as the bridges took us from one place to the next, many elves walked around to set the area for a party. Many of them soon turned to stare at me and began to talk.
I looked around in wonder as I could see an amazing Kingdom that Kyle has built with his people, and for me to be claimed as the Princess…
"Ah! Princess, you have came to us." Stan bowed at my presence.
I smiled awkwardly
"Come! To the King's den."
He lead us up on the bridge upon the trees and into a great tree house. Kyle was giving orders on the next preparation.
"We need a little more feminine things here, like maybe some décor on the bridges to make her feel comfortable."
I stared at him, he had a crown made completely out of wood. With the leaves still alive intact on the branches. He had a druid robe on, completely decorated in a red and yellow fashion. He also had a golden necklace, fasten around his neck.
His eyes glazed over to me and he approached me.
"Princess." He bowed towards me.
"My King." I returned the bow.
He grabbed my things and signal for the others to get back to work.
"Come with me"
He took me down to another house where he opened the door. Once inside of a room I could see that they had plumbing, beds and décor in the room. They had electricity, which was also founded in the rooms, which means we could use our devices playing this game.
"Long ago we were ignorant with technology, but we discovered that we could create energy using the minerals underneath. It took many years, but we've succeeded."
I giggled at how in character he was with his role.
He smiled at me "In other words, I've prepared a room for you."
"Thank you my lord." I smiled as I sat on my bed. "I'm going to change now into my clothes fitted for a princess." I smiled.
He walked out of the room and turned around. "Keep your door locked at all times, we have peeping toms here." With that, he closed the door. I quickly changed into my gown; it was completely white, with streams of pink carefully decorated. I slipped on my open toe shoes, perfect for occasions like this.
Once I opened the door, a few elf males ran off. I blinked a few times, closed my door and looked through the door. Good, I couldn't see a thing. "My King?" I asked as I walked into the royal room once more. "Yes, my highness?" He turned towards me "Do I get a key to my room?" I smiled innocently. He immediately blushed "Oops I'm sorry, here!" He handed me a key "If you lose it, just go to the blacksmith, Jason."
"Will do! I guess I have to learn lots of names" I smiled.
"Yep! It's going to be a hard job, learning names and being there for the kingdom."
"Yes and I get to defend the fortress!" A fiery smirked danced within my eyes. He just stared at me.
"You look wonderful" He smiled as he looked at me up and down.
"Thanks, but I still want to fight!" I smiled.
"You want to have a class? Which?"
"Archer, bard and Warrior." I answered with a smile.
He stared at me for a minute or two. "It takes a long time to learn skills and how to perfect them, you can't be all at once."
"Who says I'm a beginner?" I smirked.
Stan approached us "Dude, we're waiting on you guys. Let's go, we have a princess to commence."
Both of the boys lead me down to the great festival, where Jimmy was already playing music in entertainment. The boys all laughed and had fun as they sat their getting along. It really brought out a warm smile in my heart to see the elves at peace with one another. Kyle approached his seat and raised a hand, and the place went completely silent.
"Today is a momentous day, as we welcome our princess into the land, we will remember that we are a family. And we, protect our family. Our dear lovely princess blesses us with her presence tonight."
Stan gave me a little nudge and I nervously walk to stand beside Kyle. My face getting redder each time he spoke.
"Princess, do you hereby swear to bless your people with the love and care that a princess provides?"
I swallowed the lump in my throat "I do."
"Do you swear to never betray us?"
"I do"
"Do you swear, to not have personal contact with the other foes that detest us during the duration of the Kingdom's enactment?"
"No."
Most of the males laugh at that.
"State your reason."
"I will text Dovahkiin every night to tell him good night, he is my brother and if I can't I will be on my way." I answered stubbornly.
The males whistled at my feistiness. Kyle smiled
"Very well, seems reasonable with me. Are all in favor of our new princess?"
"AYE!"
"Then I hereby pronounce you, Princess of the Elves."
Jimmy began to play his lute, as Chris appeared with my crown. It was of silver design; with a pink jewel in the middle of it, I lowered my head to accept the crown. Once it was fasten on my head, the whole crowd began to cheer and party. They began to bring in the pizza they ordered and we feasted.
"You did really well" Kyle smiled as I was stuffing my face with Pizza.
"My god the pizza is so good." I smiled
"All hail the princess!" The boys shouted.
I smiled and touched Kyle's hand. "How did you guys play this game back then?"
Kyle smiled as if he was remembering something "Just think, this all started in me and Cartman's backyard."
After the dinner Kyle lead me into a locked room, down a corridor. I turned to stare at a goblet on the table. Whatever this thing was, it was heavily guarded, with some elves taking the night shift.
"What is this thing?"
"This 'thing' is the Golden Goblet of Zaron. After the great war against Clyde and his flunkies, we finally rid ourselves of the Stick of Truth; a stick that gave us a great power and blessing to whatever kingdom that held it. It was a children's game then, but now, since the war, we discovered mystical powers within us which created the Goblet from the powers of our factions. A war broke out once more to see who was worthy of the Goblet, as the Goblet gives you great power, but drives you insane with each time you use its powers. It has to be guarded heavily and please.."
"Don't tell my brother, got it." I smiled
"Good, now are you ready to go to sleep?"
"Nope! I have more exploring to do."
"Alright, stay IN the village Stacy, please don't leave, for your safety."
"Kyle! KYLE!"
We both turned to see Stan approaching us.
"Kyle; Tweek and Token has broken down the gates, Cartman is screaming war, and Dovahkiin is causing havoc."
Kyle sighed "Sorry your big day is ruin-"
He looked around but I was already running back to my room.
I grabbed my bow and equipped my daggers and darted out the room. I went into stealth mode as I maneuvered around looking for humans to destroy.
Kyle soon approached Cartman and glared. "What is it fat boy?"
"Oh I'm sorry, your elf friends didn't allow me to pass by, so I just got Tweek to beat the shit out of them!" Cartman snorted as he approached Kyle. "Where is your princess?"
Kyle glared "What do you want, do you wish to have a war tonight?"
Cartman grabbed a slice of leftover pizza on the table and took a bite. "I simply want, to speak with Stacy."
Just then, Butters yelped in fear and was slammed onto the table, with a dagger pointing at his neck, I glared at Cartman. "What business brings you here?"
Dovahkiin appeared behind me and sighed "We're here just to talk, Cartman is being dramatic, again."
I still refused to release Butters.
"Oh Hamburgers!" He screamed.
"Butters, stop being such a pussy and break out of that."
"I-I can't, she has a grip on my arm."
"Don't talk!" I twisted his hand and he yelped.
"Well well princess, we wanted to say welcome to the faggotry kingdom, we're disappointed that you decided to go here, but what can we do. Expect hell by the thousands of gods to curse upon you. Good day." And with that, Cartman walked off.
"Ke ke ke.." Kenny smirked and grabbed my hands, releasing Butters. "Are you should we can't take her now my lord, I really want her!"
"Kenny keep your fucking hands to yourself, stop being jealous that she's the better princess!" Cartman said as he looted 3 boxes of pizza and walked away.
Soon the humans left but Kenny and Dovahkiin.
"Tomorrow you're mine" Kenny released me and walked away.
"You could have beat him, I'm confused as to why you didn't but okay." Dovahkiin stared at me as I caressed my wrist. One of the elven priest approached me and began to heal my hand.
"You can do that too, why are you holding back?"
"Shut up Dovahkiin!" I growled.
With that, Dovahkiin sighed and left.
After Kyle checked on the village, he approached me, "Are you alright?" Kyle took a hold of my hand.
"We have great medics, I'm completely healed."
"Great, let's go to sleep, we need to be well rested for tomorrow."