The following day, I woke up to the sound of the birds chirping. I yawned and got up out of bed, I looked over at my phone to see 30 new facebook request; from the elf males of course. I accepted their request and went on to put on my princess gown. I placed my crown on my head and headed out of the room.
"Good morning Stacy!" Jason and Chris both called out towards me.
"Morning!" I smiled at them.
I swung down towards the ground using a rope. I tied it up besides my place and went to explore around the elf village. I could see the chefs preparing a feast for our breakfast; It seems as if the boys went on a hunting shift, as I could see them bringing back deer, fish, eggs, milk and berries to the base.
I smiled and waved at them. They all tooK their hats off and bowed at my presence.
"Oh please, I may be a princess, but we're on the same level here" I bow to them with a smile.
"Our princess is quite a humble one isn't she?" One of the priest elves whispered.
I smiled at them "Boys, where are the training grounds located?"
They frowned. "Why do you want to go there?"
"Because, I want to see it, are you going to deny me access to view something I wish to see?" I cut my eyes at them and they jumped.
"This way" One of the elves took me down a path to the training grounds, where Stan was sporting his sword with a dog.
"Aww! The puppy is so cute!"
The dog cocked its head to the side, staring at me, and next thing you know it went running towards me and Stan grabbed him as quick as possible.
"Quit it Sparky!" Stan fussed at the dog. Sparky just frowned and looked at his owner innocently as he licked his cheek.
"Oh I can't stay mad at you" He put Sparky down and the dog ran off to get his breakfast. Stan turned to look at me and bowed.
"Princess!" Stan smiled
I returned the bow. "Hi Stan!"
He stared at me "This, is the training grounds, this is where the men will be training to protect you and the kingdom."
"So when do I get to train?" I looked at him.
"Uh, dude talk to Kyle about that, I'm not in that." Stan pointed to the place Kyle was located.
I went down to a building called the Giggling Donkey. I met Jimmy at the door.
"G-good Morning, dear princess" He took my hand and kissed it and I blushed.
"Good morning" I smiled kindly as he pulled out his lute
"Please take yourself a seat by the King and I will play you guys some music as you eat your breakfast."
Kyle was sitting down talking to Jason about the lack of members joining the group. As soon as I sat down, Jason stood up and left.
"Good Morning Stacy" Kyle smiled
"Oh Good Morning" I smiled
Soon our breakfast came out to us, Kyle gave them a tip for their generosity and they left.
"So what is going to be done about having members join our side?" I asked
"Oh, you heard? Yeah you're the first new member in two years. Cartman is just a good convincer."
Kyle just laughed. "You probably wish you hadn't join, right?"
I stood up and walked away towards the door. I turned around
"We're going to change that, our side is going to double in size, just you bet!" I smiled at him as I walked away from the building.
He had a smile on his face as he looked towards Jimmy. "See why I feel in love with her so quickly?"
"Y-yep!" Jimmy smiled.
As I was eating a few strips of bacon, my phone vibrated.
On my Facebook, I saw a message.
"You better watch your back."
I stared at the post from someone called the Orange Menace. I went down to my house and opened the door.
Someone grabbed me from behind and drugged me, struggling, I tried to move away but I fainted at the sounds of laughter.
"Cartman, we got the princess." Token yelled as he attacked another elf.
"Tweek, drink your coffee, get high and destroy that barrier!" Dovahkiin yelled.
Soon Tweek let out a battle cry and slammed the door in. The elf mages placed a barrier up over the goblet as the warriors prepared to hold Tweek back. With a bit of mana, Tweek casted a thunder spell on them, knocking them all unconscious.
Dovahkiin used his probe to warp inside of the mages barrier to take them out. He grabbed the Goblet and rushed out.
Soon he was knocked back by Jason. "Dragon born."
"Jason" Dovahkiin pulled out his sword.
Cling! Dovahkiin slashed out at Jason, Jason moved back to dodge the attack and swung at Dovahkiin.
The alarms sounded and all the elves were now aware of this ambush.
Kyle ran out of the Giggling Donkey whacking and attacking humans with only a golf club.
"Jimmy, go find Sta-"
Kyle dodged the sword that came straight at him. "Ke ke ke, She's already in our possession."
Kenny smirked as he went to attack Kyle once more. Kyle blew Kenny away with a wind spell and went to find Cartman, but it was too late, Cartman and his men already left.
I woke up abruptly. My hands were tied up by the wrist and my feet were dangling. I woke up to see the humans smirking at me.
"Oh this is just so funny, isn't it?" I said annoyingly.
"You are now hostage in the Kingdom of Kupa Keep Princess!" A ranger with brown hair said.
"Oh yay so this is the Human's Kingdom!" I said with enthusiasm, catching them off guard.
Tweek stared at me "What's wrong with you?"
"Tweek you honestly shouldn't be talking dear" I smiled kindly at him.
"STACY!" Cartman bellowed as he walked into the room as Butters sent up his Laptop.
I stared at Cartman. "Yes Cartman?"
Just after that Tweek shocked me with a lightning spell, I yelped.
"That's King Cartman!" He yelled.
"Yes, King Cartman?" I said biting my lip from the pain.
I know one thing, Tweek is dead when I get a hold of him
Soon a Face Time requested by Kyle appeared
Butters answered it. "Well, Hello there Kyle! You need to guard your place better!" Butters laughed.
"Butters! This isn't the time! Where is Stacy!?" Kyle raged on.
Cartman showed the camera towards me, I was death glaring Tweek down.
"You realize you're starting a war right?" Stan glared at Cartman.
"I want 500 bucks or the girl gets it!" Cartman smirked.
"We also want Kyle to tell his whole village how much of a pussy he is" Token laughed.
"You have limited time friend." Cartman went on.
"Kenny is going to be watching her."
"WHAT?! You assholes know what Kenny will do!" Kyle yelled.
Cartman was walking out of the room "Butters, let's go."
Butters picked up the laptop "Yes My lord!" And ran off after him
"Dammit!" Kyle slammed his fist onto the table.
"We're just going to have to go in and attack." Stan said unsheathing his sword.
"Their army is triple our size."
"Kyle" one of the mages appeared.
"Yeah?" Kyle looked at the mage.
"The Goblet was stolen as well."
"…"
"Prepare for war!" Kyle roared.
"AYE!" The elves cheered.
Dovahkiin Approached me. "I don't know why, but why are you letting this go on?!"
Dovahkiin smooth out my hair.
I stared "I'm fine."
Dovahkiin turned his head "Kenny."
"What Douchebag?"
"Be careful."
"Of her? Haa alright."
Dovahkiin stared, shook his head and disappeared.
Kenny stood up and approached me. "We're going to play a game."
He moved a dagger up my body. "You be good and I won't hurt you, be feisty and well." He stabbed the knife right beside my face and chuckled.
"Fire!" Kyle sent his men upon attack on the Kingdom, they shot flaming arrows onto the human buildings. The humans drew their swords and charged at the elves.
Stan ran towards the humans holding down the front line as the elves prepared another arrow assault.
"KAHL! THIS ISN'T WHAT I ASKED FOR!" Cartman raged.
"You started this war you fat bastard! Now where is Stacy?"
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
Was the scream they all heard. Kenny was thrown out a window. He fell into a bed of spears and died.
Tweek stared "Holy shit dude!" His eyes widen as Stacy appeared from the debris unharmed as the fire engulfed the building.
"You try to harm my people!?" I glared at them.
I jumped down and kicked Token towards the building.
My eyes turned towards Tweek.
"OH GOD OH JESUS!" He screamed as he stared at me.
"YOU PROMISED ME!" I roared as I punched him in his face. I grabbed him by his hair and swung him into collision with his partner, Token.
Kyle stared in disbelief.
"Holy shit dude this can't be happening. Holy shit she's awesome." Stan smiled as he kicked another human in the face.
"AND YOU!" I grabbed Cartman by his shirt collar.
"IF YOU EVER DISRESPECT ME OR MY KING AGAIN! IT'S GOING TO BE YOUR FUNERAL!" As I was going to punch Cartman, Dovahkiin stepped in and attacked.
I moved back glaring at his attack.
"Your battle is with me, sister."
I stared. "But Donny, I don't want to hurt yo-"
Dovahkiin quickly punched me in the stomach and kicked me into the building.
I grabbed my stomach in shock as he came down for another kick, this time, I blocked it with my arm and glared at him. I let out a yell to punched him, but he dodge it.
"Don't hold back on me! I'm not that weak little brother I use to be!" He went in for a punch and I grabbed his hand.
"No, you're right, you're the dragon born. You can take a HIT!"
WHAM!
I punched my brother straight into his face. I broke his nose and kicked him where he fell onto the ground.
"You see, you may have the dragon born, Humans."
I lifted him up by his hair. To show their faction.
"Oh but the elves, have the dragon slayer."
And with that, I threw him into a collision with Cartman.
Dovahkiin was rendered unconscious.
I turned my head to look at Tweek and pointed. "Don't you ever! Fuck me over again."
With that I turned and ran towards the elves.
Kyle had his jaw dropped. I used my index finger to shut his mouth.
"My lord, we should be going now."
I walked away with a twisted smirk on my face as the Kingdom of Kupa Keep collapsed into a fiery abyss.
"W-Wow! What a B-beauty!" Jimmy exclaimed. As Kyle came to his senses he ordered a retreat.
The elves that were injured ended up in the medical mages wing. I was there ready to take in anyone who was harmed.
Kyle walked into the wing "How is everybody?"
"They are doing well, thanks to the princess." The medic said.
Kyle turned towards me. "Healer too?"
I smiled. "I told you I would be of use to you."
"Too bad, we lost the goblet." Jason said as he sat up from the bed.
"I wouldn't say that." I pulled the goblet out from my side belt and handed it to Kyle.
"Oh you used the Goblet's power?" Chris said as he stared at me.
"No, she said something about being a Dragon Slayer."
Kyle went on as he stared at me.
"Did I say that? I'm a helpless princess, doing helpless things."
Kyle grabbed my hand and turned me to look at his eyes
"I never meant to call you weak, I just wanted to protect you, that's all."
My face turned a shade of red as he kissed my hand.
"All hail the Princess!" Kyle shouted.
"Hail the Princess!" The crowd chanted.
I smiled at them "We're going to double, no triple the elf population this year, but first we need to go back to the human kingdom."
They all stared at me like I was crazy.
"Why would we do that princess?" Kyle asked as he placed his fingers through my hair.
"We need to get ourselves in a neutral state with them again, and what I did was uncalled for." I said.
Kyle opened his mouth to say something but Stan jumped in first.
"YOU WENT TOO FAR?! THEY DISRESPECTED US BY KIDNAPPING YOU AND ASKING FOR RANSOM!"
I beamed and placed a hand on Stan's shoulder.
"We need to be the better man" I said.
"She's right" Kyle said.
I smiled at Kyle as he took my side.
"Princess, Stan, prepare to head back to the enemies base."
With that, Kyle walked out to his quarters.
After we've prepared, we headed out.
Stan stared at me. "You know, you're the only person Kyle listens to with big decisions like this."
"Oh? Is that bad?" My eyes sadden.
Stan jumped "N-No! I'm just shocked, We've argued many times about things like this and you just come in and say it and it gets done. I guess I understand what he meant when he tells me I let Wendy control me."
I smiled "I don't control Kyle. He's my king."
"If Wendy gave me the same type of submission I'd be in heaven." He smiled as his face redden.
"I don't mean to trouble Kyle, I just want what's best for everyone else. Tomorrow they may become the friend and we meet a new enemy that takes the both of factions to get the enemy down."
"Well the pirates, goths and Seniors are still undecided on what side they are on."
Stan went on.
"Ah, maybe we can recruit some of them."
"The goths are on Cartman side, they love Dovahkiin." Kyle said.
"Oh yeah, I can't believe you beat the shit out of your brother like that." Stan said with surprise.
"He hit me, I had to show him that chivalry is not dead."
"Chivalry is not dead indeed my dear." Kyle smirked.
As we approached the Kingdom, the humans that were okay, were setting up the Kingdom once more.
"OH HAMBUGERS!" Butters screamed as he pointed towards us.
"You assholes! You can't ambush us! That's not fair!" Cartman yelled.
"You ambushed us fatass!" Kyle yelled.
"Calm down, we're not here to fight." I approached one of the human males and used a healing magic on them. They opened their eyes and stared at me. "Elven Princess? Am I fantasizing again?"
I approached Tweek who looked like he was going to piss his pants
"Hmph!" I turned my head from him and walked away.
"I'm sorry!" Tweek yelled.
I healed Token as well as a few other Humans.
"Where is my brother and Kenny?" I asked as all the other humans were surprised by my healing skills.
"In his bed, he wanted to be alone." Cartman answered.
Soon someone wrapped their arms around me and smiled. It was Kenny and I was surprised.
"No cuts or bruises? Whaa-?" I stared at him.
He smirked. "Shh.. It's my little secret, you can never rid yourself of me Princess."
I moved away from Kenny and walked towards my brother's room.
"Stacy!" Kyle said
"Oh, Yes my King?" I turned.
"Don't go too far, we've done our part."
"You're doing a terrible job Kyle" I said.
Stan laughed at this statement.
I looked at Kyle "You're supposed to be doing your part by talking to Cartman."
Kyle nodded and headed to the royal room where Cartman headed.
Stan followed behind me.
"Well at least you make sense." He smiled.
"If we want our faction to last, we need to work on cooperation." I said as I approached a cabin.
"Dovahkiin!" I yelled
I heard footsteps approach the door. As the door opened Dovahkiin appeared fully healed and fine.
"Oh Donny!" I hugged him tight and examined him.
"I heal pretty fast" He smiled as he touched my face.
"I'm so sorry for hurting you." Tears were in my eyes
"You had to show the humans to back off."
"Oh but I hurt you!" I began to baby him by hugging him, causing Stan to laugh. I soon released him.
"Sorry Donny."
"Oh, it's fine" He smiled.
"Dovahkiin, you sure are talkative when your sister is around." A boy with a lisp approached us.
"Scott, how are you doing?"
"Besides the diabetes and all, I'm fine." He smiled.
"Oh my god, I didn't attack you did I?" I said with full concern.
"Nope! I ran and hid, you're scary!" He replied with a smile.
"Ha ha! Scott's a pussy!" Dovahkiin and Stan burst out into laughter.
"That's really mean guys." I frowned.
"Oh I can take a joke!" Scott smiled as he wrapped an arm around me. "You should join the humans, we're better off than the elves you know."
"She single handedly, kicked the human's asses, and you think she'll join you guys, after what you did to her?" Stan questioned, ready to draw his sword.
"Stan, relax." I stared at him.
"You're lucky the princess has the compassion that we fail to have." Stan growled.
"Well it's best we be on our way." I turned and walked away.
Stan quietly followed behind.
Once we approached Kupa Keep's Throne room, we could hear Kyle and Cartman talking.
"Ha! Alliance? No way I'm going to be with the pussy elves." Cartman snorted as he was eating the general's chicken.
"Hello, Kings." I approached them and sat down beside Kyle.
"You're a bold one aren't you? Don't this woman know her place? Only one ruler speaks for the kingdom." Cartman glared at me.
I smiled at Kyle "Please continue."
"Did you have something to say to him? Or are you finding out how impossible this is?" Kyle said obviously annoyed by Cartman.
"Yeah, you know he fed this kid's parents to the boy once." Stan whispered.
I cocked my head to the side innocently. "Cartman, you're aware of the other factions except the Humans and elves right?"
He nodded as he ate some more chicken.
"Well, a mutual relationship between the two of us needs to happen least in case a war does break out against our favor."
"Go on" Cartman pulled out the mash potatoes and gravy and began to gobble it down.
"We need to have a messenger system set up, one where both factions have a messenger to deliver messages to each opposite faction safely."
"Actually that makes sense. That way we can be informed on any upcoming wars or betrayal of people." Kyle stated.
"Oh because I banish the butt-hurt Clyde?" Cartman questioned.
"Well, because you banished Clyde, a great war started and the elves and humans ended up teaming up to defeat Clyde's Fortress anyways."
"How do you know this?" Kyle looked at me.
"I am the princess, I must do my research on the kingdom." I smiled.
Cartman motioned for Butters to bring some more food out.
Butters gave Cartman his chicken and handed me a bucket.
"Oh no, you don't have to." I pushed the bucket away.
"I like a woman with reason, please help yourself."
Kyle jaw dropped once more.
"I say we have the messenger have a signature of the factions on the document letters." I said as I took a bite of the chicken
"If not, we attack them in thought of a ambush?"
"Deal."
"Princess, you can come visit us at anytime, as long as they are with you or hold the signature documents, the elves will not be attacked."
Cartman said as he stared at me.
"The same goes for you, you are welcomed into the Elven Kingdom, are you okay with that Kyle?"
"I don't know If I can trust Cartman."
"If he turns on us, we know what to do." I smiled at Kyle
"Okay you nerds can leave now." Cartman waved a hand and Butters showed us the door.
Stan stared "How did it go?"
"It went well" Kyle said as he stared at Stacy from a far.
"She's really smart, isn't she?"
"Good looking, smart and kind." Kyle smirked.
"You really like her don't you?" Stan raised an eyebrow.
"I know that I love her."