Hey guys, I know that you all love the new remake of the story, and I think you're going to love this chapter. Remember in Kick-Ass when Red Mist comes out and join with Kick-Ass? In this chapter, it's kinda the same, but it's in my own version, a more cooler and awesome version.
Chapter 12: Rainbow Mist
Gumball's P.O.V
You know what's the best thing that happen to me since I became a hero and join Elmore's Warriors? Is that there's someone out there who believe in a cause, and follow our footsteps, except when this guy happens to be an egomaniac asshole.
At downtown Elmore, in nightfall, the police had rounded up a bunch of criminals and putting them in the car. One police officer looked up and give him a thumbs up. On top of a building, there's stood a figure watching the scene. He's was about sixteen years old, and, just like Warrior-Cat and Elmore's Warriors, he was superhero. His outfit follows five colors; the gloves were red, his boots were blue, his suit was orange, his mask that he is wearing around the half part of his face was green, and his long cape was purple. He even gots a utility belt with the word "RM" on it. He give a thumbs up back to the cop.
This guy call himself Rainbow Mist. He appear a few days ago, and suddenly all the cops love him and the media talks about him like he's fucking Nightwing. He had just taken down about 1/3th of crime activity. I don't know how he did it, but he's great of finding them and shutting them down. Also, he said that he's the one that created Elmore's Warriors. That fucker didn't exist for a few days ago, and now everyone thinks he created the team!
At school, things were a little different. Okay, a lot different. This guy is now on everybody's number one list. They have photos of him, newspapers clippings, and not to mention a freakin T-Shirt that said "I Love Rainbow Mist." It's true, I seen them all wearing in the halls. And you wanna know the worst thing? They selling it at school!
Everyone at school were lining up to get a shirt from the guy who was selling the Rainbow Mist T-Shirts. There were lots of shirts in a table, and many boxes right behind them. It costs about ten bucks for a shirt. The rest of them were soda, chips, snack bars, and candies. It cost about three fifty. Gumball was in front of the line with a ten dollar bill in his hand.
The guy said "I see you want a Rainbow Mist T-Shirt. They're selling fast. That'll be ten dollars."
Gumball annoyingly replied as he holds the money "Look, I don't want a T-Shirt. I just want some Doritos and a Sprite."
I didn't want to deal with being in with The Rainbow Mist fan club. What that this guy have that we don't got? We got the looks, we got the talent, hell, we even got a lair with a former assassin. All this guy have is a suit with a cape. A cape for god's sake!
Gumball was walking to the class, where he spotted Darwin and his girlfriend Rachel. He walk to them, but stop when he saw them wearing an "I Love Rainbow Mist" T-Shirt.
Gumball thought Great, first everyone, and now my friends is wearing one.
Gumball kept walking to them and addresses "Hey guys."
Darwin and Rachel both replied in union "Hey Gumball."
Gumball said as he look at the shirt "I see you guys are wearing those T-Shirts."
Darwin smiled "Yeah, I'm telling you man, that dude is awesome!"
Rachel asked "How come you're not wearing one, Gumball?"
Gumball asked "How can you guys like this guy? He's not part of Elmore's Warriors."
Darwin corrected "He's not part of Elmore's Warriors yet."
Rachel said "I wish this guy was in Elmore's Warriors."
Gumball rolled his eyes as he said "Oh, come on! what does this guy have that I-I mean, Warrior-Cat and Elmore's Warriors doesn't have?"
Before one of the couple said anything, a voice answered Gumball's question. "He's got style."
The three friends turn around and saw Penny, her cheerleader friends, and Leslie were standing right behind them. All of them, of course, were wearing the T-Shirt, including Penny.
Gumball asked "What about Warrior-Cat? He's got style."
Masami laughed "Oh, please! Do you seen his outfit? He looks like he's going for a swim!"
"But-But he's got his shield with him. Plus it fires solar flares, so I heard."
"You don't know a real superhero, Watterson. He's got the better looks, a great personality, and not to mention a cape."
Darwin commented "Capes are awesome."
Gumball asked "You guys like this dude because he has a fucking cape?"
Masami added "That and he's better than Warrior-Cat."
Gumball said "Well, Penny thinks Warrior-Cat is awesome, right Penny?"
Penny replied "Well, I actually thought that Warrior-Cat can be bad ass when he's around busting people's head with a bat and shield, but then I saw Rainbow Mist and that changes everything. I mean, he's okay, but-"
Gumball repeated Penny's words "But? But what?"
"But Rainbow Mist," Finished Penny. "He's got an amazing body."
Gumball stopped I don't fucking believe this. The girl of my dreams is gawking over this bastard?! Gumball shouted "Oh, come on! The dude is an asshole! Have you seen of what the news said about him? They said that he's the one that created Elmore's Warriors! The dude wasn't even there before we- I mean, they arrive!"
Masami asked snotty "Jeez, what's your deal, Watterson? It sounds like you hate him already."
Gumball went to his train of thoughts. You have no idea.
Teri replied "If I know Gumball, I said he'll probably want to give Rainbow Mist a good left hook on him in the face, the same way he did with Tobias."
Masami remarked "Oh, please. That was a lucky shot. Gumball wouldn't last a second with Rainbow Mist. He'll get his ass kick like always."
Gumball glared at her "I can try."
"Yeah," Sarcastically replied Masami "if you were Warrior-Cat!"
Masami and her friends laugh crudely at the young teen blue cat, except for Penny, who smile warmly at Gumball. Gumball take the smile back with a smile.
Laugh all you want, Masami, but when it comes with me putting on the mask or joining the rest of the team, I'm the real hero around here.
I went to my hero profile and saw that most of my friends who view me is started to decrease every minute. I'm down to about five thousand friends and counting. I already know who's been the one stealing my friends.
And just like that, my answer became totally sense. I view that motherfucker superhero profile of his and-
Gumball said in wide eyed as he was on his laptop "You gotta be fucking kidding me."
This asshole got about 30,000,000 friends and followers! He didn't even exist for about a few days, and people are actually admire that prick? That suck ass! First I went from zero to hero, now I'm back from being a hero to a total zero. I wrote the team messages about Rainbow Mist profile, and so far I haven't report anything back from either of them. But then this happen.
Gumball muttered to himself "What the hell?"
So I got a message from the almighty hero himself and, get this, he wants me to meet him in an alley. This wasn't happening; the guy, who has been stealing our fame, wants me to meet him. This is insane, then again, this is coming from a guy who's wearing a scuba suit every night, but hey, what are you going to do? I decided to meet this prick face to face in an alley at nine.
Gumball, in his Warrior-Cat suit, meet up in an alley at night. He was waiting for Rainbow Mist to come to meet him, but he hasn't show. Warrior-Cat checks his iPhone and it was 9:05. He's five minutes late. Gumball muttered to himself "God, where is he? He better not back out."
From his back turn, a mysterious figure stands on top of a trashcan and addresses to Warrior-Cat. "Warrior-Cat."
Warrior-Cat heard his name call, turn around and face the mysterious figure. "Well, look who's here."
The figure jump from the trashcan and lands on his blue shoes. The figure, known as Rainbow Mist, put both of his hands in his hips as he act as a calm and cool superhero.
Warrior-Cat had his arms crossed and annoyingly said "You're late."
"Superheroes came in very casually." Stated Rainbow Mist.
Warrior-Cat rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You're so not how I picture you."
Rainbow Mist confusedly asked "What did you think I was?"
"Oh, I don't know." Explained Warrior-Cat. "I guess that despite being a total dick to the media, and acting all cool, then you're not how I picture you."
"What?"
"I saw what you said on the news, man! You didn't started the first superhero team! I did! You didn't exist a few days ago, and all of a sudden, you're the person who started the first superhero team!"
Rainbow Mist put his hand on his face in embarrassment. "That? Ahh! What I said wasn't true. The media must have edited out the parts I said. Don't worry, I already left the news ten messages. Beside, you know that I would never do that. You're my idol."
Warrior-Cat's attitude about Rainbow Mist suddenly disappear and said "Really?"
Rainbow Mist explained "Yeah, it's total simple. I mean, No Warrior-Cat equals no Elmore's Warriors equal no Rainbow Mist. You kick ass, man!"
Warrior-Cat laughed nervously "Yeah, I pretty much do." He put his hand to the back of his head. "Now I'm the one who's embarass. Sorry about that." He extend his hand to the new superhero. "Pleasure to meet you."
Rainbow Mist shrugged "That's okay, and pleasure to meet you." He extend his hand and shake Warrior-Cat's hand.
Warrior-Cat asked "So should I call the rest of the team? Cause I have their number on their cell phone-"
Rainbow Mist interrupted "Nah, man. I really wish to join sides with you, if you want to join sides."
Warrior-Cat finished "As...a sidekick? Yeah, I would like that."
"Sweet!" Exclaimed Rainbow Mist. "Come on, I want to show you something awesome."
Warrior-Cat follows Rainbow Mist down the alley, and they both turn around, Warrior-Cat's jaw stop. A mustang stood there out of nowhere. It's color detail matches most of Rainbow Mist's suit. The tires were red, both of the side doors were orange and the front to the back sides were blue. The front had five small devices on both sides and at the middle had the words Rainbow Mist in bold letters.
Warrior-Cat exclaimed in wide eye "Sweet Ride!"
Rainbow Mist said with both of his arms crossed "Meet the Mist Mobile. Come on." Both of the heroes got into the car, of which the interior of the passenger seats were dark red. Warrior-Cat was seeing the inside of the car in awed, the outside is so much better than here.
Rainbow Mist said to the masked hero "Check it out." He took out his iPhone and inserted it on the phone holder that is attach on the cupboard. He press a few buttons as he explained "I can check on emergencies on my profile. Now I can check and stop crime just like that."
Warrior-Cat and Rainbow Mist both buckle up before Rainbow Mist started up the engine and the Mustang drives out of the alley and into the streets. He took out something from his pocket, which appears to be a joint, and starts lighting it up with a lighter. He took a deep inhale on it and let out a clear smoke out of his mouth.
Rainbow Mist put the light joint in front of Warrior-Cat's face and asked "You want some?" Warrior-Cat shakes his head negatively. "Suit yourself, man." Rainbow Mist took another inhale from his joint and let out another clear smoke. "Mmh. Check this out, dude. You're going to love this."
His hands went into the rows of flips and switches, and flip one down. Suddenly, the front of the car started to releasing a small mist from it. However, it was releasing five mists in each sides and there were different instead of the usual white clear smokes. The mists were red, orange, blue, green, and purple.
Rainbow Mist nodded his head in response "Mist."
Warrior-Cat said in awed "Awesome." Warrior-Cat caught something in his eyes, and said to Rainbow Mist "Look there. We got ourselves a crowd."
Rainbow Mist turns around, and roll down the windows, to reveal a crowd of people, most of them were fan girls. They were cheering and chanting their names, while the girls squeal like they're in a Justin Bieber concert, but the two heroes were bigger than Justin Bieber.
Rainbow Mist said in admire "That's right; we're superheroes. You love us."
Rainbow Mist press more buttons on his iPhone as it was still on his hero profile. He explains to Warrior-Cat "Check what I just learn. Some witnesses saw a bunch of guys harassing this dude and his family. He's been doing this for a few weeks."
Warrior-Cat asked "Has he tried calling the cops?"
"Nah, man. You don't get it. These guys are cops. Ones that are on the payroll. Anyway, they been threatened them because his husband was a former con-man, and well, you get the rest."
"So we're dealing with a bunch of corrupted assholes, huh? Let's do this."
"Sweet" Smiled Rainbow Mist. "I just have one question. Do you like Gnarls Barkley?"
Warrior-Cat answered "You don't have to tell me twice."
Rainbow Mist click a button on the radio, and soon the music of Crazy by Gnarls Barkley started playing. Both the mask heroes begin to move their heads at the rhythm of the beat.
You know, maybe I had this guy all wrong. I thought that he was going to be this prick that steals all the credit that me and the team had work, but he's just like one of us. Plus, he said that I'm his fan. One minute you're a superhero, and the next thing you know, someone is following on my footsteps and I ended up in a partnership with your number one fan. Can this get better than this?
The Mist Mobile stopped at an old bar that is on the end of the docks; it was call "The Running Sea." The moon was full in the everlasting light. Clouds were form around in different directions. The sound of a harbor was heard at the background.
Warrior-Cat asked "Is that it?"
Rainbow Mist answered "Yep, The Running Sea. That's where they are. Ready to kick some ass?"
"You bet your ass I'm ready."
Both of the heroes got out of the Mist Mobile, and walk toward the bar. Warrior-Cat insert the shield in his left arm, and turning it on on the backside. Rainbow Mist took out a two batons from his utility belt. With deep breaths taken in and out, they enter the bar.
The bar in here smells a combination of cigarettes and beer. There was barely any air condition in here since the heroes start to feel warm in here. The music was playing old country music. The faces of the customers were like they didn't care if they were heroes here, except for the bartender.
The bartender was cleaning a couple of glasses when he notice the heroes walking in. He said in Brooklyn accent "Hey! What you mask people wants?"
Rainbow Mist clear his throat and started "We're looking for a couple of cops here. Does anyone here are cops?"
The five people who were sitting at the bartender's booth, stop drinking and turn their faces to them. All of them were wearing their police officers.
One of them crudely replied in drunkenness "The fuck is this? The hell are you masky doing here?"
Warrior-Cat explained "Listen, we heard a report about a man that you and your buddies have been harassing him and his family, and we're telling you all to quit it."
The five police officers got up from their seats, alarming the rest of the customers. They got up and quickly got out of their seats before fleeing the bar.
The one drunken officer started walking to him while holding his beer bottle. His walking was a little bit off, but straight. He warned "You two better get the hell out of here or else you both are going to be walking in the back of our cars in broken bones. We don't tolerate you vigilante types in our city. Leave this to the professionals."
Rainbow Mist remarked "The professionals who like to harass young people and screw on their each others moms?"
The police officer's drunken face grew angry and shouted "You so fucking dead-"
He got stop when Rainbow Mist inserted his batons on the officer's throat, which made his whole body electrocuted by the batons. He then kick his stomach, sending him on a table, and falling down.
Warrior-Cat exclaimed "Oh shit!"
The rest of the officers then declared a battle between the two masked heroes. They ran to them, but Rainbow Mist spray into action and knock down two officers. Warrior-Cat enter the fight by throwing his solar shield onto one in the chest before it bounced back and the hero catch it. He swing his weapon on one in the cheeks, while Rainbow Mist battle one with his electric escrima sticks. The officer who was Rainbow Mist's victim got up and took out his night stick. Warrior-Cat charges at him with his shield holding up and smashing into the officer.
Rainbow Mist's sticks hit into one officer on the face, and the other in the groin. Warrior-Cat swing his shield on one officer across the face, sending him onto the bartender's booth. The bartender keep on ducking, and not bothering calling the police. One officer got send across the room by the shield's solar rays. Three officers were down on the ground with massive beatings.
Rainbow Mist was taken care of the foul mouth officer who had an empty bottle and smash it across the table, turning it into a weapon.
The officer stated with determination "Come on. Come on, boy. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Show me what you can do."
Rainbow Mist twirl both of his sticks for a few seconds to distract him, and throw one electric stick in the groin. The officer scream as the electricity was coming from his groin. Rainbow Mist then kick him in the chin, sending him in the bathroom. He grab him by the shirt and smash his face against the crack mirror a few times before the first smash smash it into a couple of pieces. His face was bleeding by the broken shards that is deep inside of it.
Rainbow Mist said "How bout a little swirly, boy?"
He dunk the officer's bleeding face on the toilet and lifts him up, wiping the blood from his face, but created more watery blood. He put his head back on the toilet and lift him back on the surface for a couple of time. His officer uniform was getting wet by the water. He breaths in and out as he caught toilet water from his mouth.
Rainbow Mist grab his collar shirt and lead him across his face before saying "If I ever see you and your buddies harassing another family again, I'm going to come back here and you all walk the rest of your lives without your testicles. Understand?"
The officer replied while breathing heavily and pleading at the same time "O-Okay, Okay. We promise. We won't do it again."
"Thank you." Stated Rainbow Mist, who dunk the officer's head back on the toilet and lift down the flusher. The sound of the toilet unleash more water, and entering the officer's mouth before the officer collapses from the toilet.
Warrior-Cat is just finishing off the last corrupted officer, who grab the hero's shield and taunting him. "Ha! What you going to do, boy? I got your weapon right here!"
He pushes the shield onto the masked hero, but Warrior-Cat caught it with both of his hands. The officer's taunting face disappear, and Warrior-Cat smirked "Mine turn." He pushes the shield back to him very hard, which hit him on the face. The officer fall down on the ground, not before letting go of Warrior-Cat's shield. The officer got up, but Warrior-Cat hit him on top of his head with his shield, knocking him out cold. "My shield."
Rainbow Mist meet up with Warrior-Cat, who announced "Let's bounce, Warrior-Cat."
The bartender raises his head to saw the police officers lying on the ground with massive beatings across their faces, receiving major bruises and broken bones. Warrior-Cat said to the nervous owner "Sorry about the place. We needed to care of some hero business."
Warrior-Cat process to exit out of the building, while Rainbow Mist look at the nervous bartender, who pointed at him, hush him, and slice across his throat as a killing motion. The bartender nodded his head very quickly before Rainbow Mist left the bar.
Warrior-Cat exclaimed "Dude, that was so awesome! I love how you fight, man!"
Rainbow Mist thanked "Thanks man. I been practicing a lot before I go out beating the crap out of people. Plus, I got these babies." He took out his two escrima sticks and show it at Warrior-Cat.
Warrior-Cat touch the sticks in awed before saying "Freakin awesome! I didn't know you can get these!"
"Sure you can." Corrected Rainbow Mist. "They cost about a hundred dollars, but your weapon is so cooler."
Warrior-Cat said "Thanks. You know, maybe it won't be too bad of working with you. I can't wait to show you the team. I can convince the Colonel of putting you on the team."
"Thanks man!" Exclaimed Rainbow Mist, before he and the heroes got into the Mist Mobile and drive away from the docks.
Looks like I got myself a partner.
How bad ass was it everybody? Warrior-Cat in partnership with Rainbow Mist, and now Warrior-Cat is going to convince Colonel War of letting him on the team. But how long can this partnership survive? Find out!
