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Five burgers for only $5.95. Only at Darby's.
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Ho ho ho! Greetings from the North Pole! Sorry I'm a little late!
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Olimar reporting. I just got back from my dimension and I have a few new Pikmin to register. Don't worry, as long as everything goes well, I won't have to make any trips back to my home planet. I hope you'll help ensure that…
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MASTER HAND! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAK ANY INFO ABOUT THE NIGHT LIGHTS!
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Haha, Mewtwo! I got the biggest laugh when Peach told me that Master Hand told her that you needed…heheh…NIGHT LIGHTS! Ahahahaha!
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Master Hand, this is the pokѐmon paparazzi. Do you have anything to say about Mewtwo and his hilarious night light situation?
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Master Hand? This is Nana. Tell poor Mewtwo that he can have my teddy bear night light. It even plays the nightcore version of 'Lollipop'.
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Haha, Mewtwo! It's Pikachu. Looks like the wittle kitty needs his night-wight to go to beddy-by with, heeheehee!
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Master Hand, you know who this is. I am going to murder you in your sleep because of that night light incident. I never lie.
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Get Allstate insurance to protect yourself from Mayhem… -explosion- like me and the smashers.
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This is a desperate person calling to ask you to contribute loads of money to the next idiot who's attempting to run for president. Don't worry about being liberal or conservative—this guy's an independent!
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Vote Obama!
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Vote Liberal!
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Vote Conservative!
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Vote Wario!
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Vote Luigi!
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Vote Eggo Waffles!
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Vote Knuckles! Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle!
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Vote King K. Rool or he'll liquefy your spleens!
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Vote King Dedede!
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I like Ike!
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Vote Game and Watch!
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Vote Game and Wario!
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Vote for which flavor of Pop-tart you like the best at the official website!
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Vote the President of the Luigi fan club!
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Vote for the Mayor of Pianta Village!
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Vote Falco!
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Vote Falcon!
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Vote Ganondorf! Geeyaaaaaaah!
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Sorry, but the date on your mail-in rebates has expired. You'll have to pay full price on all 529 items you bought on Black Friday.
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Samus here. I resist the idea of adding any more competitors from my dimension. Trust me, it is NOT a good idea right now. How about you wait for, I don't know, twenty centuries. I'm not being cruel to anyone, it's just not gonna fly. Thanks.
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Snake calling. I happened to overhear Samus and I second her recommendations for my dimension as well.
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Hey Master Hand, can you use candy canes to walk?
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This is the Union of Legendary Pokѐmon calling to protest your new rule that bans us from bringing snacks, explosives, adhesives, and fire cones onto smash stage grounds when the battles are going on.
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This is Hudson, famous movie star from Piñata Island! I think I would make a great fighter for your next tournament. I don't charge much for appearances…
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This is the Find Mew TV Show! The object of the game is to find the legendary pokѐmon Mew as she flies around the smash mansion and all of its battle stages, hiding in nooks, crannies, laundry baskets, Whispy Woods, and Ganondorf's favorite pair of underwear! The prize? A rare sticker!
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Hey Master Hand? Shouldn't we take down the sign that says 'Open on Christmas Day'? Christmas was yesterday.
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Pikachu here. Grocery list before five tonight. Have a date with Jigglypuff. Thanks.
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Master Hand? This is Dr. Mario. I need a pay raise.
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Gr, Master Hand, it's Yoshi. Tell Sonic to stop taunting me. I am NOT 'too slow'.
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Master Hand? It's Toon Link. I know that I went a little overboard with the Acer Games console, but ten bucks a game really is a good deal!
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You know, Master Hand, it's rude to offer chicken to a BIRD even if it is Thanksgiving. And I'm NOT a turkey! Have you ever seen a blue turkey?!
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Get more Q-mart points when you shop at the eleventh hour!
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Gift cards to Ollie's Bargain Outlet make the perfect stocking stuffers for Christmas in July!
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Master Hand, it's Jigglypuff. It's bad enough that you have to put me on cooking duty, but trying to make me wear a waitress's outfit is asking for a DEATH SENTENCE.
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Jigglypuff, it's Pikachu. I can't wait for our date tonight. I get all sappy and distracted just thinking about it. And don't worry, I destroyed that video of us in the closet that one time. We won't have to bother thinking about spies ruining our moments ever again. See you tonight, lovely…
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Master Hand? It's Jirachi. Why was I not invited to the mansion's Christmas dinner? Am I not good enough for you? Well if I don't get an answer, your DEATH will be a better fate than what I'll do to you!
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This is Starfy… -sigh- …I should've known you'd ignore me again. Just like you ignore your answering machine, I suppose. Do you ever listen to the thing?
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This is Diddy Kong. Is there a reward for 'Most Obedient Smasher'?
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Master Hand, this is Skitty Simmy. My food-blogging friends want to know if they can host their ten-region cooking extravaganza at the Smash Mansion this year.
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It's yo brotha, Craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy Haaaaaaaaaand! Eeeeeeeeeeeyowhahahahahahaaaaaa!
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Uh, Ganondorf? Dedede? Maybe even King K. Rool? Why are you guys campaigning for presidency? You're already monarchs; what if you lose the election?