A/N: Hey everyone. I wanted to be nice (*Cough* get more reviews *cough*) and give you a second chapter. Congrats to Robot Wolf 26Z on getting the closest guess to the last problem. You will get a prize. Here we go!
We'll start our suburban adventure in the backyard of Phineas and Ferb.
*P&F*
"Here's the plan, guys. We're going to make a giant paintbrush and palettes for our art mural. Luckily, all the tools are here and not in some storage unit in the upper east side," Phineas announced.
"I said I was sorry," Ferb replied.
"Let's all just let it go," Gretchen ordered.
"But the guy said I can't let go of his balloons anymore," Isabella said holding a bow shaped balloon.
Gretchen snatched the balloon from her hand and tied it in Isabella's hair.
"Ooh creative!" Isabella cried. (I'm sorry I make Isabella look like a ditz)
"Isabella and I will work on the palette while you two work on the brush," Phineas directed.
"Hey where's Perry and Penny?" Isabella asked.
"You already know where they are," Phineas replied.
"I know. It just feels so empty," Isabella commented.
There was an awkward silence.
"Ga-," Phineas blurted.
"Phineas!" the all shouted.
"I was just going to say Gag Time. Let's go, guys," Phineas called.
*P&P*
"Good morning Agent P and P. Doofenshmirtz has decided to build eulg again. I, I mean, we need you two to stop him," Monogram ordered.
"Eulg?" Penny asked.
"You'll find out when we get there," Perry replied.
The monotremes drove the hoverjet to the DEI. When they burst through the window, they suddenly got caught in a large bottle of glue (not filled).
"What the heck? You broke my window again. Pay up," Doof ordered.
"What, we have to pay him?" Penny complained.
"Oh please. Give him some almond brittle and you're home free," Perry replied as he got some almond brittle behind his back.
"That will do," Doof said as he unscrewed the glue, took the almond brittle, and screwed the glue. (Don't think of it like that!)
"Now let me tell you my evil plan," Doof started.
"Here we go. I'm gonna text. What are you doing?" Perry asked.
"I have 1000 Ways to Hurt Someone. I'm on 547 where you learn how to choke someone with your pinkie," Penny replied taking a book from under her hat.
*C*
"I wonder what I'm gonna wear to our double date," Candace thought aloud. "Should I take the blue dress or the green one?"
"Go with the blue. It goes with your eyes," Stacey suggested.
"Thanks. What are you wearing?" Candace asked.
"Well, winter is here so I'm wearing a long sleeve purple dress with frill on the cuffs, black kitten heels, and my signature bow," Stacey explained.
"Stacey, you are a fashion genius!"
"I know right!"
"Now you're letting it get to your head."
"Okay, calming down now."
"Let's get ready."
"Good thing I brought my dress. Let's get ready before-"
"I bust my brothers? I'm not going to bust my brothers on the day Coltrane, Jeremy, you and I have a double date. I'd only do that with Jenny. Jenny and her date."
*P&F*
Looks like we've finished our project," Phineas announced.
"Gretchen, how did you get the material to make the brush?" Isabella asked.
"It took a long trip to the barber shop," Gretchen replied.
Everyone gasped.
"I washed it first!" Gretchen shouted.
Everyone sighed in relief.
"Maybe," Gretchen mumbled.
"We'll use it anyway," Phineas said.
"Phineas, I love you, but if that isn't washed and you touch it, I will make sure you won't use your hands again," Isabella threatened.
"I'll go wash my hands and put on some anesthetic gloves," Phineas suggested.
"That's what I thought," Isabella replied.
"Over protective," Ferb coughed.
"Hi-five for being the normal ones?" Gretchen asked.
Ferb and her hi-fived but seemed to have trouble releasing.
"We had glue on our hands, didn't we?" Gretchen groaned.
"Yes, yes we did," Ferb groaned.
They both did a face palm with their free hands which probably should have been a bad idea. They turned their heads to the funniest thing seen today. Phineas was wearing a triangle shaped beekeeper mask, a white puffy suit that made him look like Pillsburry, and had sterile gloves. Everyone started to laugh.
"It's not funny!" Phineas shouted.
"I'm sorry [insert Spanish for dough boy] but you always go overboard," Isabella said in between laughing.
"Remember the birds?" Gretchen asked.
"Don't talk about the birds," Phineas warned.
"Your parents had to give you the talk," Isabella argued still laughing.
"When you guys are done, it would be nice if you helped us with our problem," Ferb interrupted.
"What happened to you two?" Phineas questioned.
[Gretchen]
It was a strange set of circumstance.
[Ferb]
A strange set of circumstance.
[Gretchen]
We high-fived each other.
[Ferb]
But we had glue on our hands.
[Both]
Now we're stuck finger to finger and we can't let go. (Let go!)
[Gretchen]
I can't because the glue here is controlling me. (What?)
[Ferb]
I know. The glue here is controlling me.
[Both]
We need to get this off but we can't let go.
"That was really entertaining but really unnecessary. You wasted our only musical number," Phineas complained.
"Can you just get us out?" Ferb and Gretchen shouted.
"Hm. I'll get the blowtorch," Phineas suggested as he ran into the house.
"You don't think he'll actually get it, right?" Gretchen asked.
"Hey where's Perry and Penny?" Isabella asked.
"You already asked that," Gretchen pointed out.
"I know I did," Isabella snapped.
*P&P*
Perry and Penny were asleep in the glue.
"That is what I plan to do with the eulg," Doof concluded. "What? Are you sleeping? Wake up!"
Penny poked Perry and he chattered.
"Oh. We're still here," Perry said as he yawned.
"I fell asleep on 629," Penny commented
"Maybe I should spread the eulg on you and see if you'll die," Doof suggested.
"Wouldn't that be a haunting memory?" Penny joked.
"No Penny. Only Doof can make the bad puns," Perry mock scolded.
"Now I shall blast the eulg and take apart the glue factory, then, the Tri-State Area!" Doof declared as he jumped in their hoverjet.
"Oh no he didn't," Penny gasped.
"Oh yes he did," Perry replied.
"I'm going to go up and twist the cap off. Don't look," Penny ordered.
"Why not?" Perry asked.
"You'll get...weird thoughts. Admit it," Penny argued.
"Well..." Perry trailed off.
"Aha!" Penny accused.
"Fine, I won't look," Perry agreed, defeated.
Perry covered his eyes while Penny went up. The space got tighter so she got into a split position (Vanessasary Roughness!). She twisted the cap off, jumped out, and pushed the glue bottle.
"It's only fun when I do it," Perry grumbled.
"We need to catch up to him somehow," Penny thought aloud.
"We've got a bike and a rocket," Perry replied. They smirked at each other.
*C*
"Hey Coltrane. Hey Jeremy," Candace greeted.
"Hey Candace," Jeremy replied.
"Hi Coltrane," Stacey greeted.
"Hey Stacey," Coltrane replied.
"We've already picked out a table for all of us right over here," Jeremy directed.
"Aw, thanks," Candace cooed as she sat down with everyone.
"Here you go, Stacey," Coltrane directed pulling out a seat.
"Hee hee. Thanks," Stacey replied sitting.
"Props for using an overused cliché," Jeremy commented.
"Your mom," Coltrane said.
"What?" Jeremy asked.
"Nothing," Coltrane replied quickly.
The waiter came up to take their order. Weirdly, the waiter was Carl the intern.
"Carl, what are you doing here?" Candace demanded.
"I'm a 19 year old unpaid intern. I need to make money somehow," Carl explained.
"Whatever. I'd like the salmon with salad on the side," Candace ordered.
"I'll have the lobster," Jeremy ordered.
"I would like the shrimp special," Coltrane ordered.
"Could I take the chicken dinner?" Stacey asked.
Already on it," Carl replied as he balanced four plates. He lost a bit of his grip on the shrimp special and, just her luck, some spilled on Candace.
"I can see why the shrimp is so special," Candace commented.
"I'm so sorry," Carl apologized.
"It's okay. I'm just going to wash up in the bathroom," Candace said through gritted teeth. She sped to the bathroom and frantically tried to get the stain off. (Don't!)
*P&F*
"Do you have any idea how we can get out of this?" Gretchen asked.
"It's gonna be hard. It looks like you have the same sized hands," Phineas explained.
"Don't tell anyone," Ferb ordered.
"We could always make some sort of glue remover," Isabella suggested.
"Don't you see?" Ferb ranted. "We are in the ultimate high-five. We have defeated all the mysteries of the cosmos. Science will be put at a standstill. Dinosaurs will come to life. Ow!"
"Don't watch any more sci-fi," Gretchen scolded.
*P&P*
Penny and Perry were sailing across the sky in a rocket-powered bicycle.
"Why am I pedaling?" Perry asked, panting.
"My legs hurt getting out of the trap," Penny lied.
Luckily, they caught up to Doofenshmirtz, ditched the bike and landed in the hoverjet.
"Ah! Perry and Penny? Too bad I will destroy the glue factory if it's the last thing I do!" Doof shouted.
Perry started to fight him. In their battle, two glops of eulg dropped. (Remember that!) They punched Doof out of the hoverjet but he caught the bike in midair.
"Ha ha! I can continue with my-" Doof said as the rocket ran out of power and started to fall.
"Curse you Perry and Penny!" Doof cursed as he landed on top of a glue truck.
"How ironic," Penny commented.
"The part where he thinks he's gonna get away or the glue truck?" Perry asked sarcastically.
"Har de har har. Let's get back home," Penny said.
*C*
Candace was using tissue after tissue trying to get the stain out.
"This is stuck to my dress. I wish I could get it unstuck," Candace wished.
Suddenly, a splash of eulg landed on her dress.
"Eep, it's rogue bird poop! Get it off! GET IT OFF!" Candace shrieked.
Let's just say, she's lucky she's alone. The stain and the eulg disappeared from her outfit.
"Oh good. I can finally go eat with Jeremy," Candace said.
She opened the door, walked out, and headed over to the table...until she stepped in fondue.
"Back to the bathroom," Candace groaned.
*P&F*
"We're never ever getting out of this," Gretchen groaned.
Right on cue, a drop of eulg landed on their hands.
"Ew, it's rogue bird poop!" Isabella shouted.
"EW! Get it off now, now, NOW!" Ferb screeched.
"You're such a baby," Gretchen said. She crossed her arms over her chest and groaned.
"Wait a minute. She crossed her arms. You guys are free," Phineas announced.
A second later, Linda and Lawrence came out of their minivan (which seems to always change color).
"Hey kids," Linda greeted.
"What special events occurred today?" Lawrence asked.
"We were saved by bird poop," Phineas explained.
"All bird poop has given us is trouble. We had a long, exhausting day at the car wash. Oh, the line was so long. Anyway, who wants fried chicken?" Linda asked.
"Me!" the kids chorused as they and Lawrence go inside.
Then and there, Perry and Penny show up.
"Oh there you guys are. You better not be doing anything. I already have enough platypus barf to clean," Linda said as she walked in.
When Linda was gone, Penny stood up and laughed into he hat.
"Oh come on. It's not that funny," Perry groaned.
"It is completely hilarious. Look, you're blushing," Penny replied.
"Can you just forget it?"
"Fine. But remember, I don't play by the rules."
"That explains a lot."
A/N: Scene! I hope you caught all of the Easter Eggs and the side comments I made. I have a trivia question I need you to answer. First person to answer gets a prize. Who is the voice actor of Gretchen? Remember, I still have your prize Robot Wolf 26Z. Ciao!