A/N: Hey all of you guys. I almost forgot. I didn't do a special contest. Well, I'll give you one at the end of the story and an announcement. Read on.
*Back at the camp...
It's fantastic. No, it's Phintastic!
"Now that you guys have had your lunch, it's time for some grueling work to work off all the fat," the Commander ordered.
"We're not fat!" a fat kid blurted.
"15 minutes in solitary confinement," the Commander directed as two of the staff took the boy away. "Now, if I will not have any more interruptions, I will proceed with what I have planned. You all will be digging holes and I expect them to be at least 5 feet deep by the time I come back."
The Commander walked away leaving two assistants to watch over them.
"Does this feel familiar to you?" Ferb asked.
"What? I'm going to get dirt all over my dress," Isabella complained.
"You've fallen in quicksand. I think a little dirt won't hurt you now," Gretchen retorted.
What was that, what was what?
What was that, what was that?
Where, what, where, where, what was that?
Shh...
Quick before the Commander comes!
Clear!
Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunnel
When you're done, you dig a bigger tunnel
Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunnel
Quick before the Commander comes!
Dig!
Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunnel
You could dig and never get done
Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunnel
What was that?
Quick before the Commander comes!
Dig!
Dig a tunnel is what we do
Life's a tunnel, we'll dig it, too
Dig a tunnel is what we sing
Dig a tunnel is everything
Mud and clay are a kid's best friend
Always more around the bend
And when you get to your tunnel's end
Hallelujah, let's dig again!
Dig!
Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunnel
When it's done, you dig a bigger tunnel
Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunnel
What was that?
Quick before the Commander comes!
Dig!
"No happiness! Where is the sweat and the crying?" the Commander demanded.
"Oh, there's a lot of sweat. There isn't a lot of crying, though. We just dug a hole to the center of the Earth," Phineas explained.
"We even dug one to China," Ferb added.
"Nǐ hǎo," a random guy greeted.
"I guess I need to give you more grueling tasks. Maybe I should give you something you kids would understand. I WANT ALL CELPHONES PRONTO!" the Commander yelled.
"You'll never take me alive!" Isabella called as she ran away.
An employee caught her, picked her up, and took her back to the grounds. The Commander came up and snatched her phone away.
"WHEN I SAY I WANT ALL CELPHONES PRONTO, I MEAN I WANT CELPHONES PRONTO!" the Commander screamed.
The assistants started holding a bag out and each and every one of the kids put their cellphones in.
"How are we supposed to call our parents?" Isabella pleaded.
"Get some spare change and use that," the Commander directed to a red and white pay phone.
"What is that? It looks so ancient," Isabella examined.
"I think, in the olden times, it was called a pay phone," Phineas stated.
"It doesn't have games, apps, or texting," Ferb said.
"What does it do?" Isabella asked.
"It just makes phone calls," Gretchen answers.
Isabella gasped.
"I need to get out of this Stone Age torture!" Isabella screamed.
"We'll get out of here. I promise," Phineas reassured her.
"We'll just be going to be going to our room now," Ferb announced.
"Where do you think you four are going? The girls room is on the other side," the Commander pointed out.
"Oh please, Commander. I think that we four can stand sharing a room together. Now if you'll excuse me," Gretchen tried but the Commander stopped her.
"BED AT 6:00! GO NOW!" the Commander ordered and the four had to split up.
*Girls*
"What are we going to do? I can't take much more of this every week!" Isabella screamed.
"Don't worry. I have a plan," Gretchen answered taking out her phone.
"I thought they confiscated all the phones," Isabella questioned.
"I just told them I didn't have one," Gretchen explained. "Now we have to make an important phone call to a person who can get us out of here."
"Who?" Isabella asked.
*P&P*
"Do you really think they're going to be alright?" Penny asked.
"They probably are. I mean, it's not like they haven't been through worse," Perry explained.
Then, Penny's phone rang.
"Hello?" Penny asked.
"It's me, Gretchen," Gretchen replied.
"Wait a minute. Are you at Django's house?"
"No, we're in military school."
"What do you mean?"
"The bus driver kinda wouldn't let us get off the bus and the place is horrible. We had to dig for hours and the food is good but not for others."
"Wow. It wasn't as bad as when I went to military school."
"We have a 3-day weekend. I need your help to get us out of here."
"Okay. Here's the plan. You need two grappling hooks..."
*PGIF*
"Smoke bombs, shovels, rubber ducky, and a screwdriver?" Phineas asked.
"That's all she said," Gretchen answered.
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We could have all of these materials but our clothes are so colorful you can see us a mile away. It doesn't help that Phineas and I have differently colored hair, Isabella has a pink dress, and Gretchen's glasses will reflect any speck of light," Ferb pointed out.
"That is where I come in," Isabella explained. "Isabella Garcia-Shapiro. Clothes are my specialty. Fashion is my destiny. I have some cool black clothes you can wear if you would look in my suitcase, please."
Inside of Isabella's suitcase was an array of black clothing from dresses to skinny dark pants.
"Oh my!" Phineas gasped.
"What is it?" Ferb asked.
"You were going to wear that tomorrow?" Phineas questioned pulling out a pink shirt and one of Ferb's purple pants.
"It's from the Summer All the Time collection. I just had to wear it," Isabella replied.
The preteens put the clothes on and inspected themselves.
"We are ninjas. Da da da dum! We are ninjas. Ba da da ba dow dum!" Ferb sang.
"Ferb!" the rest hissed.
The four sneaked through the hallways throwing smoke bombs and the rubber ducky. Soon they got to a high window.
"How do we get up there?" Phineas asked.
"Grappling hook!" Isabella whispered aiming it at the window but it bounced off and almost hit Ferb.
"Penny also told me something. If we're ever in a pinch, use some plungers," Gretchen announced pulling some out.
The gang took a couple of grappling hooks and climbed to the top of the window, breaking it, and climbed in. Then, they plummeted to their death. I'm just kidding. They just use the plungers to climb back down. The search lights spotted them and the alarms went off. They set off the smoke bombs and they were off in a flash.
If I beg and if I cry would it change the sky tonight?
Will it give me sunlight?
Should I wait for you to call? Is there any hope at all?
Are you drifting by?
When I think about it I know that I was never held or even cared
The more I think about it the less that I was able to share with you
I try to reach for you, I can almost feel you
You're nearly here and then
You disappear
(Disappear, disappear, disappear)
You disappear
(Disappear, disappear, disappear)
And then I lie all by myself, I see your face, I hear your voice
My heart stays faithful
And time has come and time has passed, if it's good, it's got to last
It feels so right
When I think about it I know that I was never held or even cared
The more I think about it the less that I was able to share with you
I try to reach for you, I can almost feel you
You're nearly here and then
You disappear
(Disappear, disappear, disappear)
You disappear
(Disappear, disappear, disappear)
You, you disappear
(Disappear, disappear, disappear)
You disappear
I missed all the signs one at a time
You were ready
What did I know starting our lives
No, my love I'm ready to shine
When I think about it I know that I was never held or even cared
The more I think about it the less that I was able to share with you
I try to reach for you, I can almost feel you
You're nearly here and then
You disappear, you disappear
You disappear, you disappear, disappear
The crew reached over the fence and landed safely.
"We did it!" they cheered and hi-fived.
Suddenly, the Commander came out of the shadows and clapped sarcastically. (If you have ever seen The Emperor's New Groove, I realized that the voice of the Commander should be the voice of Kronk)
"Well well well. I see you four have learned how to get out of this school. Do you know what that means?" the Commander asked.
"Quick, bring out the shovels," Phineas whispered.
"No need. You kids have graduated from military school," the Commander congratulated handing them each a diploma.
"What the tralfazz?" the kids asked simultaneously.
"You see, this military school was formed to be hard but have a few escape routes so I decided that, besides the usual way, anyone who would be able to escape this death trap would pass automatically. You have showed extraordinary talent and I'm letting you go tomorrow morning!" the Commander announced.
"Thank you," Ferb said.
"Your welcome. Just don't come back here again," the Commander ordered.
"Yes, sir!" the four agreed, saluting him.
The Commander briskly walked away with a smile on his face.
"Do you want to know what I don't understand?" Phineas asked.
"What?" Isabella asked.
"What was the screwdriver for?" Phineas questioned.
They thought about it for a second.
"OH!" they yelled.
A/N: That was the special! Thank you! I know you love me! Next chapter will be just a normal day. HAHAHAHA! I make myself laugh. I have a trivia question to ask you. Name one time Phineas has outwardly flirted with Isabella. For an extra point, answer the following: What was the screwdriver for? Review and such. Ciao!