A/N: Hey. Wassup? You miss me? I put up a poll on my profile on whether to post Phintastic on Fridays, Wednesdays, or on a totally other day. I'm really open to your ideas. Now, I will present the newest installment. Congratulations to D.T. Gunthary for winning the contest.
It was another sunny-side up day. Well, it would be if the sun was actually up.
"Yawn. Why do I have to wake up before my morning coffee?" Ferb asked.
"You don't even drink coffee," Phineas corrected.
"You don't know everything about me."
"It doesn't matter. We need to finish this invention before we get ready for school."
"What are we building anyway?"
"I had a dream that we were all good-looking super heroes so I want to literally make my dream come true."
"Well, as long as we're good-looking. Wait, what do you mean by all?"
Right on cue, Isabella and Gretchen trudge in.
"Whatchya doin waking me up earlier than regularly scheduled?" Isabella asked.
"Hey Ferb. How's it hanging?" Gretchen greeted nonchalantly. "Phineas, if you had a nightmare, we are not sleeping over."
"Speak for yourself," Isabella corrected.
"That was only one time, thank you very much. I actually have a new invention I'd like to get in before school starts," Phineas explained.
"He wants us to have super powers," Ferb briefed.
"Why aren't Baljeet and Buford here?" Isabella questioned.
"I think you know the answer to that question," Phineas replied.
"Wake me up when I have mind control," Gretchen yawned and laid down on the floor.
"Mind control coming up," Phineas announced as he blasted Gretchen with the machine that strongly resembles the Beak.
"Ow! This one hurts," Gretchen yelled.
"Just for you," Phineas cooed.
"Dude, we've talked about your crush on my girlfriend. You've got to let it go," Ferb teased.
"This one's for you too, Ferb," Phineas replied as he blasted Ferb.
"Can I have a non-pain setting?" Isabella asked.
"Of course, Sugar Baby," Phineas cooed.
"Thanks, Sugar Daddy," Isabella thanked. Side Note: I know what a Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby is. I just wanted them to have cute pet names for each other so don't bag on me.
Phineas blasted Isabella and himself with the softest setting.
"That almost felt fluffy," Isabella commented.
"Why don't we have nicknames for each other?" Gretchen questioned.
"We do. They're just not ones to say in public. Right, Teddy Grettie?" Ferb asked.
"Right I do, Ferbie Bear. We have really messed up minds," Gretchen answered. "Phineas, when is this super power stuff supposed to kick in?"
"Right about now," Phineas declared.
"I bet you gave me some sissy power like rainbows," Ferb said.
"On the contrary, I gave you super strength and shape shifting abilities. You're welcome. I have super speed and duplication. Isabella, you can fly and have different types of visions," Phineas explained.
"Oh cool. I can read your minds. Isabella is in Phineas land. Ferb, you need counseling. Phineas is-Ah! Ugh! Oh Gosh! Phineas, your mind is so intense," Gretchen reported.
"Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez," Ferb chanted as he turned into Jennifer Lopez.
"Look, I can fly, I can fly, I can fly! I also have freeze and heat vision," Isabella called from above. "We don't need clouds, right?"
"Alright, guys, We need to get to school. How about we walk?" Phineas asked.
"I'll call my mom," Isabella and Gretchen agreed.
When they finished their calls, they decided what they're going to do today.
"Race ya! Flying powers go!" Isabella challenged.
"Super speed go!" Phineas commanded.
"Hover jet go!" Ferb activated.
"How am I supposed to get anywhere?" Gretchen thought aloud.
*Perry and Penny*
"Welcome, Perry and Penny the Platypus. I see you have fallen for my snake in the box trick!" Doof greeted.
"It's a snake in a box. How were we supposed to know?" Penny pointed out.
"Now you're stuck in a box with large snakes. You really should be more careful around boxes," Doof stated.
Perry and Penny started running around for their lives.
"In the midst of your running, I will tell you my plan. I always wanted to have super powers as a kid. You know, the flying, the super strength, and all that good stuff so I could save the world. The more my life became twisted, the more I wanted to become a villain and destroy everything in my way. Now, I have found out what has been holding me back," Doof explained.
"Your ignorance?" Perry asked.
"Your lack of coordination?" Penny added.
"Your $10 degree?" Perry joked.
"Your face?" Penny teased.
"No no no and NO! I don't have the necessary super powers like heat vision. Behold, the Super Villian Transform-inator. I will turn myself into a villain with so many powers that no one will stop me!" Doof beholded. Doof pulled a switch and a green beam of light struck him. He looked so...normal.
"Hey? Where is my super strength, super speed, and super costume. It's not fair!" Doof thundered as he stomped his feet in anger sending an earthquake through the room and most of Danville.
"Cool! Up, up, and away!" Doof yelled as he slowly floated across the room and out the window.
"Well, that was anti-climatic," Penny commented.
Perry face palmed.
*Phineas and Ferb*
"Made it!" Phineas cheered as he skidded to the front door.
"I was here first!" Isabella announced on the roof.
"Hello? I'm positive I was here first!" Ferb yelled 20 feet in the air disguised as a jet plane.
A few seconds later, Gretchen stepped out of a black stretch limo carrying everyone's book bags.
"Thank you, Reginald," Gretchen thanked the limo driver.
"No problem, Ms. Adler-Warden. What time should I pick you up?" Reginald asked.
"Come back around 3," Gretchen ordered.
The limo drived away.
"I think I came here in the most style and got all your bags so you wouldn't fail," Gretchen concluded giving each of them their bags.
"How did you get a limo?" Ferb asked.
"I seem to have excellent powers of persuasion," Gretchen said as she smirked and strutted into the school.
*Gym*
"Hey everyone! I'm Coach Bruce Charter, gym teacher," Bruce introduced.
"You know, you don't have to introduce yourself every gym class," a kid piped up.
"That's it! 25 pushups now!" Mr. Charter ordered.
The kid squeaked and skittishly started to do the pushups.
"Now, we will be starting a segment the school has just allowed called dodgeball!" the Coach announced excitedly.
The class groaned.
"Everyone take a ball and start throwing it at each other!" Coach ordered and blew the whistle.
"You're dead, Dinnerbell!" Buford shouted as he chucked the ball right at Phineas.
With his super speed, he was able to dodge all of Buford's attacks making him angry. Buford took every kid's balls trying to hit the unstoppable Phineas Flynn but failed to no avail.
"Nice footwork, Flynn. How are you doing over there, Gretchen?" Coach asked.
"More lemonade," Gretchen ordered.
"Right away," the Coach agreed.
"Remember to put ice in it," Gretchen reminded him
"You're just a little princess, aren't you?" Ferb asked.
"Yes, yes I am," Gretchen answered.
*Lunch*
"Here is your lunch, Ms. Adler-Warden. The steak well-done with French fries and salmon on the side with a tall Pepsi," the lunch lady said handing her the food.
"Thank you. Go!" Gretchen ordered and the lunch lady scurried away.
"Aren't you taking your powers a bit too far?" Phineas asked.
"Yeah, we should be using our powers for helping people," Isabella agreed.
"Like who?" Gretchen questioned.
Suddenly, the school news popped up.
"Good morning students and staff. This is an emergency. There is a new super villain called..." the reporter trailed off.
"The Doof-inator," Doofenshmirtz shouted.
"Run, run for your lives. That was Danville Middle School's News," the reporter said as she ran off in terror.
The school went to panic and scattered all over the school scrambling to get out the door, any door.
"Princess, put away your crown. It's time to go save Danville!" Ferb announced.
A/N: That was Part 1 of Super Weird. Also, I have a writer I would like to acknowledge. His/her name is Ahrasur. He/she is having a tough time on FF now because some mean anonymous reviewer is harassing her. I hope all of you will be respectful on this site and stop using it to hide behind your computer and hurt other people. Read her story "Phineas and Ryan's Family Tree". Don't forget to check out this story, too. Happy New Year, Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Whatever because I never know when I'm going to post next. Ciao!