A/N: Hey guys. I'm so sorry I have not been posting. Some days I didn't have inspiration which is very rare or I actually had things to do. Other times, I was just purely lazy. I'm so sorry. You guys should tell me when to post and I'll choose a time that seems fair. I have made a new chapter concluding Super Weird. The idea came from my friend OC Radio formerly known as Ahrasur. Look her up! Read on!
(insert less than sign here)"/ & c"| = Phineas & Ferb #[ '] = Perry the Platypus
Random Band: Our summer love was the best that it could get. We'd have so much time in the sun.
Now we have school work that we wish we could forget. That means we can't have fun.
Phineas: Um. Hello? Mic on? Let us do the singing, thank you. 1, 2, 3, 4!
Isabella-Whatever. I'm not wearing something like that ever.
Gretchen-I'm throwing tantrums like it's bad weather. Woah-oh-oh!
Phineas-Step back! Watch me become the quarterback.
Ferb-I'm saving up for my Cadillac. Woah-oh-oh.
All-Has life always been this crazy? I'm never prepared or am I just that lazy?
I've got love and I'll just be coming back for more. I'll just see life like I've never seen before.
It's fantastic. No, it's Phintastic! It's fantastic. No, it's Phintastic.
(Just to specify, all speaking parts in this song are indicated by colons and the dashes by the names are just the flashing images you see in the beginning of a theme song)
*Candace*
I wonder what Phineas and Ferb are doing in school today? It's probably something bust-worthy. I heard them late up last night doing something. I need to get them before they do something. This class is so boring. Can it go any faster?, Candace thought.
The bell rang and Candace rushed out of the classroom.
Yes! Now I can get Phineas and Ferb in school. Come to think of it, I don't know what class they're in. I don't even think they go to this school. Oh man! Another thought wasted, Candace thought.
*P&F*
"Princess, put away your crown. It's time to go save Danville!" Ferb announced.
"What? I'm supposed to have a manicure after this. I can't go off fighting evil," Gretchen whined.
"Gretchen! You're turning into Isabella!" Ferb yelled.
"I am nothing like Isabella!" Gretchen argued.
"Maybe not but you're becoming conceited and not using your powers for the sake of helping people," Phineas explained.
Gretchen sighed.
"Fine. Let's go!" Gretchen cheered.
She started to walk out the door and cross the street. Suddenly, she stopped and ran back into the school.
"Where are we going again?" Gretchen asks.
"We're going to my house and then into Town. We need to do a couple of things first," Phineas declared.
*Flynn-Fletcher residence*
"Not that I don't love coming to your house, but what are we doing here?" Isabella asked.
"Did you think we were going out into the middle of town without any protection revealing our identities?" Phineas questioned.
The rest fiddled with their fingers or hair.
"Luckily, I have prepared the perfect costumes for all of us to wear!" Phineas announced.
"It better not be something stupid," Ferb warned.
Gretchen's costume was a purple tight-fitting jumpsuit with a light purple skirt that went to her knees with ruffles at the edges. She has on black fingerless gloves (STWA reference) and a large black bow on the top of her head. Her black high heels make her larger than life and sexier than some. She is...Miss G.
Ferb's costume is a green shirt with the letter F in purple on the chest. He has black leather pants and a leather jacket. His blue suede shoes can't throw off his cool and his beaut up green baseball cap holds more than meets the eye. He is...Fantastic.
Isabella's costume is a hot pink overall dress with a black shirt inside and her bow is a blinding pink. Her black leggings accentuate her long legs and her brown combat boots can't throw off the look. Her dark shades are more than just for protection. She is...Icy Flame.
Phineas's costume is red pair of overalls with a white shirt inside. His shoes have wings on them colored white and his shoes are a jean blue. His red hair is slicked back for purposes to come. He has goggles and is made for speed. He is...Lightning.
"What do you guys think?" Phineas asked.
"You think we can rock this?" Isabella questioned.
"I think you know the answer to that," Phineas replied.
"Let's go kick evil's butt!" Gretchen announced.
She walks out the backyard door. A few seconds later, she comes back in.
"Where is evil's butt, exactly?" Gretchen asks.
"We need to get into town. That's where most villains strike. Let's go!" Phineas announced as he sped away.
"Come on, guys!" Isabella persisted as she goes up, up, and away.
"Evil dude, here we go!" Ferb yells as he turns into a peregrine falcon and speeds away.
They, again, leave Gretchen to fend for herself. She whistles and a taxi pulls up.
"The middle of town and make it snappy!" she yelled at the driver.
He sped past the speed limit with a minor in the car that may cause a serious accident resulting in-. I'm way off topic. Let's see how our heroes kick butt.
*The Center of Town*
"Run for your lives!" a civilian screamed.
The town was in a frenzy. Vending carts were overturned, every convenience store was singed, and a little boy popped his balloon. This is a sad, sad day for everyone.
"My baby!" a young woman with a stroller screeched.
Dr. Doof-, I mean, the Doofinator has now turned himself into a titanium monster storming through the city. He saw the woman and raised his giant foot to crush her to a pancake.
In a flash, his foot was not only away from the woman, but severed off. Who could be responsible for this daring act of bravery. It is...um. Do they even have a name?
"Lightning!" Phineas announced dashing away.
"Icy Flame!" Isabella introduced soaring into the air and blasting Doof with heat vision.
"Fantastic," Ferb acquainted turning himself into a giant baseball bat and hitting Doof in the head.
Gretchen stepped out of her taxi.
"What are we doing?" she asked.
"Say your name!" they ordered.
"Miss G!" she presented rather late and grew to Doof's size with her heels.
"And we are the...the...we'll think of a name later," Phineas tried.
"You all know who I am. Behold, the Doofinator! Which is me. Step aside, whoever you are," Doof commanded.
"Come on! We spent all that time shouting our names out," Phineas whined.
"I'll destroy you first," Doofinator said.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Isabella yelled.
She flew all around Doof freezing his entire body until he was as still as a stone. Doof broke out of the stone and has regrown his leg.
"You don't like me like this? I guess I'll be a little down to earth," Doofinator beheld as he turned himself into a green plant vine monster.
"Witty but stupid," Ferb commented.
"Like you could come up with any better," Doof snapped as he shout out a cluster of vines.
"Of course I can," Ferb replied dodging the vines.
"Then try," Doof challenged as he sprinkled venus fly traps over them.
"I'm going to plant myself right here. You guys are mine and going down, down, down," Ferb answered turning into a lawn mower and destroying the vicious plants.
Gretchen came up and wrapped Doof up in his own vines.
"That's a wrap," she concluded.
"See? That's clever," Ferb pointed out.
Doof broke out of the hold and turned into a mass of electricity.
"Here we go again," Isabella groaned.
I, I wanna save you
Wanna save your heart tonight
He'll only break you
Leave you torn apart, oh
[Liam]
It's a quarter to three can't sleep at all
He's so overrated
If you told me to jump, I'd take the fall
And he wouldn't take it
[Harry]
All that you want's under your nose, yeah
You should open your eyes but they stay closed, closed
I, I wanna save you
Wanna save your heart tonight
He'll only break you
Leave you torn apart, oh
I can't be no superman,
But for you I'll be super human
I, I wanna save you, save you, save you tonight
[Zayn]
Oh, now you're at home
And he don't call
Cause he don't adore you
To him you are just another doll
And I tried to warn you
[Harry]
What you want, what you need
Has been right here, yeah
I can see that you're holding back those tears, tears
I, I wanna save you
Wanna save your heart tonight
He'll only break you
Leave you torn apart, oh
I can't be no superman,
But for you I'll be super human
I, I wanna save you, save you, save you tonight
[Louis]
Up, up and away
I'll take you with me
Up, up and away
I'll take you with me
I, I wanna save you
Wanna save your heart tonight
He'll only break you
Leave you torn apart, oh
I can't be no superman,
But for you I'll be super human
I, I wanna save you, save you, save you tonight
I wanna save you, save you, save you tonight
I wanna save you, save you, save you tonight
"Oh my goodness!" Phineas whined. "Can we ever beat this guy?"
"Hey where's Perry and Penny?" Isabella asked.
"Is that really the time to ask that question?" Phineas questioned ducking another one of Doof's attacks and speeding away.
"Well we haven't said it all day," Isabella countered as she flew up and hit Doof with freeze vision.
"Does that really give you a reason to-," Phineas started but was interrupted by a shot of electricity almost missing him.
"To what?" Isabella demanded.
"You guys are wasting time. Let's try to find his weakness," Ferb ordered as he turned into power lines.
Doof got frightened and turned into a large green blob.
"Guess you can't hurt me now," Doof taunted.
Gretchen used her psychic powers to move him into a jello factory. He screamed and turned into a red dragon.
"I can't find his weakness," Gretchen explained.
"Use your psychic powers," Isabella suggested.
"I'll try," Gretchen replied.
Gretchen concentrated and tried to look into the mind of Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Yeah, that didn't last long.
"How could a guy be so troubled?" Gretchen asked herself.
"What did you find out?" Phineas asked.
"That guy needs therapy," Gretchen announced.
Ferb turned into a whip, Isabella turned on her heat vision, Phineas multiplied himself, and Gretchen grew with her high heels. They charged after the beast.
*Perry and Penny*
"We're out but what do we do now? They've already told the whole town that there is a villain around?" Penny asked.
"We'll just need to find a way to get in there incognito," Perry replied.
"Maybe we could take these masks," Penny suggested pulling out two black masks from her hat.
"Do you just have everything in there?" Perry questioned.
"At least I don't just get things from behind my back," Penny countered.
"Touche," Perry admitted. "Let's put these on. Now, we need to stop Doof."
"We could take his super hero whatever and blast him back to his normal self," Penny tried.
"No no that's-an actually good idea. You are on a roll today," Perry complimented.
"Thanks. Let's go!" Penny yelled.
She jumped out the window but forgot she didn't have any super powers. She flapped her arms in vain but started to plummet down and landed in bushes.
"I meant to do that!" Penny yelled.
Perry landed with his signature hang glider next to her.
"Sure you did," he replied sarcastically.
"Oh yeah! If you're so smart, where is the inator?" Penny asked.
The inator landed safely to the ground, being held by a parachute.
"Touche," Penny admitted.
"We need to find out where he is," Perry stated.
"I know what we have to do. You don't need to state what we're doing every five seconds," Penny huffed.
"Fine. You go look for Doof by yourself," Perry snapped.
Suddenly, Doof was smashed into a building with great force.
"Found him!" Penny yelled.
Perry's bill gaped.
"Let's fire this puppy up!" Penny directed closing his bill.
They hid behind the machine and waited.
*Phineas and Ferb*
"We need to defeat him now!" Isabella yelled shielding herself from being engulfed in flames.
"Oh really. I didn't notice after the hour or so we were fighting him," Ferb said sarcastically.
"Phineas, get your butts over here and throw some stuff at him," Gretchen told him.
"I'm kind of busy," 15 Phineases said as they sped up to Doof and threw themselves on top of him.
"Isabella, mix your heat and freezing powers together to create some type of kryptonite," Ferb ordered.
Isabella did so and showed it at Doof. The sun reflected off the creation.
"My eyes!" Doof screamed as he started to fall and the Phineases ran away.
*Perry and Penny*
"Now!" they both yelled as they blasted the almighty Doofinator to no more than Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
They high/low-fived each other.
*Phineas and Ferb*
"Now let's finish him!" Gretchen yelled.
"Hey, where did he go?" Phineas asked.
"I guess my kryptonite idea worked," Ferb said.
"Good thing I made it," Isabella added. "I guess I saved the day."
"No I saved the day," Ferb argued.
"I'm sorry you guys but you know it was me who saved the day," Gretchen intervened.
"Not even close," Phineas added.
"What do you know?" Gretchen asked.
"To my surprise, a lot," Ferb said.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Phineas demanded.
And they stood there arguing.
A/N: You're all in for a treat. Over spring break, I will be writing