A/N: Hi everyone. I'm updating kind of slow because I've had so much stuff to do. I hope that I'll be a legendary writer by the time summer starts officially. You know, NattyMC, WordNerb, all of those cool writers I used to see but don't show up anymore. Well, on to the story.

*Everyone*

By 9:00 everyone, who needed to, had gotten dressed.

"Everyone ready?" Lawrence asked.

"Yeah!" the crowd replied.

"Are we all going to have a good time?"

"Yeah,"

"Are Penny and Perry safely put away?"

"Yeah! I mean, no!"

"Why not?"

"Can't they come with us?"

"They won't do much, you know. You have to be responsible enough to keep track of them," Linda told them.

"Even though I have a newfound respect for them, for the safety of us and Mexico, I think they should stay here," Candace added.

"Come on. We'll feed them, bathe them, and take them out to poo," Phineas begged.

"Do you want me to buy them or take them into the city?" Linda joked.

"Please, please, please, please?" Phineas started. *STWA Reference!*

"Please, please, please, please," Izzy, Ferb, and Grettie concluded.

"Fine, fine, fine, fine. Know that if they suddenly end up in Kalamazoo, I'm not going to pick them up," Linda warned.

"Don't worry, Mom. We don't do the same thing twice," Phineas assured her.

"Really? There was the roller coaster, traveling through time, going into space..." Gretchen listed.

"Heh heh. We never make the same mistake twice," Phineas defended.

"Smooth," Candace sarcasticized.

*In Town*

"Wow, this is Mexico. It's so Mexico-y," Stacey commented.

"I've dreamed of coming here my whole life. It's beautiful isn't it, Phineas?" Isabella asked.

Phineas turned away and dragged Ferb with him. Isabella sighed.

"Don't worry. He'll come around," Gretchen assured her and led her away.

"Remind them that they have to meet back here in 3 hours," Linda told Candace.

Candace ran off with Stacey.

You hear the music so you got to groove.

The colored lights make you wannna move.

Grab a ticket 'cause we're putting on a show.

And it only happens right down here in Mexico.

Take my heart. Take it away. Feel the beat at this Mexican partay-e-ay-e-ay.

Lose it all and get away. Come join us now in this Mexican partay-e-ay-e-ay.

Ask a lady and dance arm in arm.

You can marry and live on a farm.

No wait that's wrong. You're in a nice rancho.

That's only half the fun you'll have in Mexico.

Take my heart. Take it away. Feel the beat at this Mexican partay-e-ay-e-ay.

Lose it all and get away. Come join us now in this Mexican partay-e-ay-e-ay.

Hey Philipe?

Yeah?

You know we have all this fun like dancing and parties. What do we do when the day is done?

The party goes all night so we never stop the fun.

Take my heart. Take it away. Feel the beat at this Mexican partay-e-ay-e-ay.

Lose it all and get away. Come join us now in this Mexican partay-e-ay-e-ay.

#FYI: This is my definition of a party in Mexico. Yours may be different.

*Candace and Stacey*

"Look at everything, Stacey. It's so beautiful," Candace announced.

"I guess it's okay," Stacey replied still a bit glum.

"Come on! Cute boys are here," Candace teased.

Right on cue, two hot boys approached them. One of them had dark brown hair, brown eyes, and wore a blue shirt and brown pants. The other had light brown hair, green eyes, and wore a black shirt with dark blue jeans.

"Hola, chicas. I can tell you are not from here," brown eyes greeted.

"Why do you think that?" Candace asked.

"Your friend is looking through her guidebook," brown eyes pointed out.

"If you're trying to find the hottest spot in Mexico, you should try standing next to me," green eyes flirted.

"Do I know you?" Stacey asked.

"You will when I take you out tonight. You in?" he asked.

"For a player, you really have lost your game," Stacey snapped as she smacked him with her guidebook.

"Ay! That hurt, chica! You know, you won't need your guidebook," green eyes said.

"Again, who are you?" Stacey asked.

"Sorry# I am Roberto and this estupido is Antonio," brown eyes introduced.

"It is nice to meet you ladies," Antonio introduced kissing Stacey's hand.

"Candace, I think we can cover more ground if we have locals telling us where to go," Stacey said dreamily as she threw her guidebook behind her.

"I think they're going to get along just fine," Roberto commented.

"Yes, yes they are# Let's go, Roberto," Candace said.

*PGIF*

"Phineas, you can't do this to me. You can't even be quiet for 2 seconds. How do you expect to give me the Silent Treatment?" Isabella demanded.

"Phineas, come over here. I'd like for you to meet someone," Ferb called.

Phineas strutted over to him giving a look to Isabella and sat next to some Mexican chick.

"Don't worry, Izzy. He'll come back around. The sweet couple always gets back together," Gretchen explained.

"Then why does it taste so sour?" Isabella sighed?

"Maybe we need to go to the Candyman himself," Gretchen declared staring straight at Ferb.

She marched right up to Ferb, pulled him away from his petty conversation, and dragged him right to Isabella.

"What was that for? I was just about to be given a recipe for the perfect enchilada," Ferb whined.

"You started this mess and you have to fix it. I know you taught Phineas how to give the silent treatment and you need to bring him back," Gretchen ordered.

"I'm pretty angry at Isabella, too. Maybe I enjoy seeing her in pain while Phineas dishes it out," Ferb said defiantly.

Isabella's lip quivered and she sat in a corner with a melancholy mood spreading the gloominess to the people around her.

"Why is that little girl so sad?" a lady asked.

"I think it has something to do with the green-haired kid," a man answered.

"What a jerk!" another man agreed.

The people in the square started giving dirty looks to Ferb. He sighed and went over to Isabella.

"Look, I can't get Phineas out of the Silent Treatment. Heck, I don't even know when I should start talking. You're the only one who can bring him out of this if you want to if you just apologize and realize that building on this trip was important to him. I don't even know why you care any-" Ferb was just cut off, literally, by Isabella as she gripped her hands on his neck.

"Break it up!" Gretchen ordered as she took her best friend's hands off her boyfriend's neck.

"You know what else should be broken up? Phineas with that girl!" Isabella announced as she stomped up to their "party".

"Usted es tan lindo. Do you know what that means?" that Mexican chick asked. (Translation: I think it means you're cute)

"No, but I want to find out," Phineas replied obliviously.

"¿De veras? Estás coqueteando con él en español. Aléjese de mi hombre!" Isabella demanded. (Translation: Really? You're going to flirt with him in Spanish. Step away from my man.)

"¿Qué pasa si no?" that Mexican chick responded. (Translation: What if I don't?)

"Voy a le arruinara. ¿Crees que no aguanto a las calles? Chica, mejor saliendo porque no quiero ver a tu mexicano detrás de volver aquí otra vez. Adiós!" Isabella slammed. (Translation: I'm going to mess you up. You think I won't take this to the streets. Girl, you best be leaving because I don't want to see your Mexican behind back here again. Goodbye!)

That Mexican chick scurried away but not before blowing a kiss to Phineas who just looked confused.

"What did you say to her?" Phineas asked.

"Oh nothing. Hey! You're talking to me again!" Isabella stated.

"Yeah. Not talking is so hard. Besides, I really can't stay mad at you even though you took my pride and joy," Phineas said.

"Aww! Thank you, Phin," Isabella cooed as she kissed Phineas on the cheek.

"Really? Is that PDA really needed here?" Phineas said agitated.

"I just kissed you on the cheek," Isabella defended.

"Not you, them," Phineas pointed out of Ferb and Gretchen making out on a bench.

"Oh for goodness sakes, at least go in the bushes. There are children here," Isabella agreed.

A/N: Yep. That's it. You waited months for this. Sorry but I really don't want to make long chapters anymore. I will on occasion but I see that shorter chapters tell the story a bit better. The next chapter will be a bit longer and more action-packed. I'm going to add some Perry and Penny too because this was basically supposed to be their show. Now for the answer to last time's question. It was...tools. Phineas referred to his tools as his babies last chapter. Now for the next question: What was the name of Perry's rival in Saving the World Again? Advertise and review! Ciao!