A/N: Hey everybody. The correct answer to the last question was Goro. Thank you all for entering. I'm going to try to update more often because I love this site and I have more time to write. Now, I'm going to switch this up now. The Mexico story will start next chapter. I'm just going to put an in between story just to provide you with different entertainment and not have me wracking my brain for the next Mexico part. It's a win-win!
Welcome my friends. You are going to get a wonderful experience in the lives of the Phineas and Ferb characters. I will share with you 4 stories and you will need to find out the relationship between them. At the end of the fanfic, I will reveal to you what they have in common. Let's go!
*Perry*
I remember it like it was just yesterday. I was as nervous as heck and knew that this was not going to work.
*flashback*
This is never going to work. Do I really think I can walk in there and pay for a wedding ring without blowing my cover or basically stealing it? No one is going to solicit a platypus. Maybe I should have made my own. Too late.
Perry was already at the front door of Rings 4 U. Rings, rings everywhere. From binder rings to candy rings. Rings of all shapes, sizes and varieties were sold here in this establishment. But Perry was looking for a wedding ring, the most special one that they had there, no matter what the cost was. There, in the middle of the store, preserved in a glass case, held the most beautiful ring in the store. It had a beautiful turquoise gemstone large enough to be loved but small enough for a platypus and Perry knew it was his destiny to purchase that ring. I just need a plan as to how, Perry thought.
*scene swift*
Perry was now on the roof of Rings 4 U and cut a platypus shaped opening. He throw a smoke bomb and caused everyone in the story to fall asleep. Perry slid down to the display case on a rope and gently tried to gently lift the protection with black gloves. The alarm system went off and the customers started to wake up. Perry evacuated immediately and tried to think of another plan.
*scene swift*
Perry decided to get the ring from underground. He built a tunnel from the front of the store to under the display. He started filing away at the glass when he found a bone and held it in his mouth to use later and replace the ring. In the middle of it, a dog came upon the tunnel, shrugged, and decided to use it to find his bone. By the end, guess who was holding the dog's bone in his mouth. The dog growled and distracted Perry's work.
"This looks bad, doesn't it?" Perry asked.
The dog barked and started attacking Perry until they were back at the beginning of the tunnel and it had its bone. What was Perry going to do? Would he give up? Would he keep fighting? Why am I asking you these questions? I guess there was only one thing to do.
*scene swift*
Perry nonchalantly walked into the store and stood on the cashier's desk.
"No pets allowed!" the counter-lady yelled.
He took a boombox and started playing music.
And do the Harlem Shake!
Everyone started dancing like crazy and didn't notice a teal platypus take a ring, place some money, and dance his way out.
*Penny*
"Penny, your childish behavior is unacceptable and is ruining the name of the OWCA. I mean, seriously, you needed to put whipped cream in the general's pants?" Monogram scolded.
"He was being a jerk. Anyway, who snitched?" Penny asked.
"The general told me himself. I can never bring anyone to a meeting here without something happening. I'd better not see you doing anything like that again or else," Monogram warned.
"You can count on me, M&M. Ciao!" Penny saluted and sped out the doorway.
"Sigh...ha! Whipped cream in the general's pants, genius!" Monogram said to himself.
*scene swift*
"Peter, I need your help on a special mission," Penny requested.
"Extra work? Can't I just sit here?" Peter whined, munching on some bamboo.
"Dude, this is a fun mission. We're going get back at that general from yesterday," Penny persuaded.
"You mean the one that called you a-," Peter started.
"No need to repeat it," Penny interrupted. "Let's just get over to his house. I have a few things to mess up there."
"How do you know where he lives?"
"I know where you live."
"I'll stop asking questions."
*scene swift*
"What exactly are we doing on the roof of his house?" Peter asked.
"We're going to get in through the chimney," Penny explained.
"Like Santa Clause?" Peter questioned.
"Why not? You've got one part down," Penny teased.
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I shake hands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too
Now as the ladder of life
Has been strung
You may think a sweep's
On the bottom-most rung
Though I spends me time
In the ashes and soot
In this ol' wide world
There's no happier bloke
Up where the smoke is
All billered and curled
'Tween pavement and stars
Is the chimney sweep world
When there's hardly no day
Nor hardly no night
There's things half in shadow
And half way in light
On the roof tops of London
Coo, what a sight!
I choose me bristles with pride
Yes, I do
A broom for the shaft
And a broom for the flume
Though I'm covered with soot
From me head to me toes
A sweep knows he's welcome
Wherever he goes
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a sweep
You're in glad company
No where is there
A more happier crew
Than them wot sings
"Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!"
On the chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!
"Are you done now?" Peter asked.
"Yep, let's go!" Penny declared.
*scene swift*
"I have brought some tape, glue, macaroni, and paper," Peter announced.
"What for?" Penny questioned.
"Macaroni art!" Peter squealed as he made a platypus out of the macaroni.
"Is that me?" Penny asked.
"No, it's your mom," Peter snapped.
"Whatever. I brought some stink bombs, some pictures, a red marker, and masking tape. You, just put some toilet paper outside his house," Penny directed.
*scene swift*
"Well, it looks like we finished the job," Peter sighed as he put his hands on his hips.
"You didn't do anything. I even had to swiftly spread the toilet paper outside because you were too busy making macaroni art," Penny huffed.
"My macaroni art will be the scariest thing in there."
"Yeah, sure."
"It will."
"Whatever. Let's just get out of here before the general comes."
*scene swift*
The general whistled on his way home from the grocery store. He stuck the key in the lock, turned it, and looked above him as if he saw something suspicious. The man shrugged and stepped into his house. Then, a bunch of macaroni spilled on his head. Dazed, he tried to move around the room. All of his picture frames holding him receiving the highest of awards now held ridiculous pictures of the circus. He went into the bathroom to try to revive himself with some cold water but every step he took he approached all types of smells which were quite unpleasant. He looked in the mirror and saw in red writing a message saying,
"You shouldn't have done that."
The general screamed like a little girl and ran straight out of his house house to see a trail of toilet paper leading to his backyard. Not wanting to take any chances, he took a water gun to protect himself. He sneakily tiptoed to the backyard gate, opened the door a bit, and saw pictures of people faces all crossed out in red marker and on his picture read, "Next." He had had enough and called the OWCA.
"Hello? What do you need, general?" Major Monogram asked.
"I can't take it anymore! Danville is so dangerous and I can't stand to stay here anymore. I'm going to get another assignment because I HATE IT HERE AND THAT STUPID PLATYPUS TOO!" the general screamed. He packed his stuff up and moved out.
*OWCA*
The familiar static from the loudspeaker emitted through the agency.
"Penelope Platypus, report to my office, NOW!" Monogram ordered.
"Jenna, hide me!" Penny yelped.
"Aren't you the one that laughs in the face of danger?" Jenna Jaguar questioned.
"Then I guess there is only one thing we can do. Hit it, Peter!" Penny directed.
Peter, positioned at turntables, pressed play and music blared through the OWCA.
Aw snap! Aw snap! Come on to our macaroni party then we'll take a nap.
Aw snap! Aw snap! Come on to our macaroni party then we'll take a nap.
*Phineas and Isabella*
Like the sweet couple they are, Phineas and Isabella are watching the stars on Phineas' roof.
"Phineas, it's so beautiful out. The stars are shining and the moon is full. Isn't this romantic?" Isabella asks.
"And there are so many constellations we can map. Oh look, Ursa Major! Quick, get a large piece of paper!" Phineas says excitedly.
"Phineas! I thought you wanted to watch the stars with me!"
"I thought you wanted to map them."
Isabella sighed.
"Just forget it," she whispered.
There was an awkward silence between them.
"I'm sorry, Isabella. I promise I won't get into inventing mode," Phineas promised.
"Yay! Now let's just sit and watch the stars," Isabella suggested.
There was a relaxing 2 minute silence.
"This is boring. Phineas, go back into inventing mode and think of something we can do," Isabella requested.
"Way ahead of you. Okay, I was thinking that instead of watching the stars, we can get as humanly close to them as possible," Phineas suggested.
"That's brilliant! You always know what to do," Isabella cheered as she kissed him on the cheek.
*scene swift*
Phineas and Isabella were now in their trademark space suits.
"You ready?" Phineas asked.
"Yeah, I am," Isabella agreed.
They held hands and Phineas transported them to an ultra-bright star.
"Pretty," Isabella mumbled, dazed.
"Put on your glasses, Isabella," Phineas directed.
Isabella pressed a button and sunglasses were put on her face.
"Let's go!" Phineas cheered as he jumped from one star to the other.
Outside the window, kira kira kira ri
A shooting star streaks, kira kira kira ki
The moon glows brightly yura yura yura ri
Napping so peacefully in the ocean of the stars
Then somebody came along and waved a special magic wand
Spreading the magic of love to all
In a time of of bright colored dreams
That shooting star shines, kira kira kira ki
And changes stunningly to a sparkly crystal drop
In the bright blue sky, puka puka puka ri
I fly through vapor trails and through cotton candy clouds
The flower petals, hira hira hira hi
The petals blew in a gently pink colored breeze
Then some body came along and waved a special magic wand
Spreading the magic of love to all
In a time of bright colored dreams
The snow falls lightly, fuwa fuwa fuwa ri
Children will laugh and play making a snow angel
A shooting star streaks, kira kira kira ri
Bright rainbows are floating in the ocean of the stars
A shooting star streaks, kira kira kira ri
I hope the wish I made will be granted to me soon
Good night twinkle my heart
Oyasuminasai.
"We really should be getting back now," Phineas said to Isabella, both on the moon.
"Do we really have to?" Isabella asked.
"Yeah. The Dreamworks dude is getting mad at us."
"What is he fishing for?"
"I don't know."
"Space is fuuuuun! Can't we stay here for 15 more minutes?"
"Okay. I know a star where we can hang out."
"Really. Where?"
Phineas covered her eyes and star jumped to the malt shop aka his star.
"Look now," Phineas directed.
Isabella opened her eyes, astonished that a malt shop could sustain itself in space.
"Wow. You wanna buy me a milkshake?" Isabella asked.
"Yes, yes I will."
My milkshakes bring aliens to my star and yeah right, it's better than yours.
Yeah right, it's better than yours.
Most of it is made with jet fuel.
*Ferb and Gretchen*
I really hate playing hide and seek in the woods at night, Ferb thought. What am I, nocturnal? A Fireside Girl? No, I'm Ferb Fletcher and if I don't find Gretchen soon, I'm going to be Found Fletcher, the dude who got lost in the wood and all they can find is his skeleton. How did I even get in this position?
*flashback*
"Ferb, will you play hide and seek with me?" Gretchen asked.
"Aren't we a little too old to be playing that game?" Ferb asked.
"No, no we're not. Besides, don't you want a present?" Gretchen coaxed.
"What kind of present?" Ferb questioned.
"Oh, you'll see if you play," Gretchen whispered as she sauntered off into the woods.
*flashback over*
Oh yeah. What was I thinking? I'm never going to find her at night? It's just me and my bare hands. How did I do this unprepared? What kind of blasted idiot comes out at night without even a flashlight? Oh where are you Gretchen?
Please love me back 'cause it's the only think I'm living on.
You're the only one that keeps me strong.
If you don't, I'll find my own way out of here.
I will break down but I won't break into tears.
I'll keep running. I won't fret.
I'll start looking and I bet I will see you in half the time
it took you think about it. I didn't sleep a wink. I doubt you stayed up past 8
when I was this close to an asylum. Find me.
*story*
"Gretchen, come out wherever you are!" Ferb called.
"Okay!" she squealed.
Ferb screamed his head off.
"What was that for?" Ferb asked.
"It took you so long to find me. I mean, it's already 8:30. You're lucky I didn't leave you here or else you would have been in some deep doo doo," Gretchen explained.
"We are never playing hide-and-seek again," Ferb declared.
"Fine. You won't get your prize," Gretchen sniffed.
"What prize?" Ferb asked.
"Only if you play again," Gretchen whispered as she took her flashlight and sauntered away.
"Wait for me!" Ferb whined.
*end*
Now, do you understand the theme of this story. You don't? Well, I'll just have to tell you. It's: hands! Perry had to find a ring to fit Penny's hand. Penny needed Peter to lend a helping hand. Phineas used his hands to cover Isabella's eyes. Ferb was out in the woods with his own bare hands. Oh! I might have to do this again sometime. Ta ta!
A/N: I swear, I do not know where that guy came from. Anyway, I guess this will be the story. I bet no one actually guessed the theme. I didn't even guess it until the end of the story. I own no songs except the one in Ferb and Gretchen's part. It isn't even a full song, only part of one that I will continue if you want me to or I'll just incorporate it into another chapter against your wishes. The song in Phineas and Isabella's part is a song from an anime called Spiral. I don't really get into animes unless they're really cool. Okay, here is another question. How much did Phineas and Ferb's paper mache weigh? Ciao!