A/N: Heyo I am back. Let's do this. In the last chapter, everyone was in Mexico and now they are back and better than ever. Yeah, I said that it wouldn't be on hiatus. Oh silly me. I haven't updated in about a year.

Random Band: Our summer love was the best that it could get. We'd have so much time in the sun.

Now we have school work that we wish we could forget. That means we can't have fun.

Phineas: Um. Hello? Mic on? Let us do the singing, thank you. 1, 2, 3, 4!

Isabella-Whatever. I'm not wearing something like that ever.

Gretchen-I'm throwing tantrums like it's bad weather. Woah-oh-oh!

Phineas-Step back! Watch me become the quarterback.

Ferb-I'm saving up for my Cadillac. Woah-oh-oh.

All-Has life always been this crazy? I'm never prepared or am I just that lazy?

I've got love and I'll just be coming back for more. I'll just see life like I've never seen before.

It's fantastic. No, it's Phintastic! It's fantastic. No, it's Phintastic.

(Just to specify, all speaking parts in this song are indicated by colons and the dashes by the names are just the flashing images you see in the beginning of a theme song)

*P&F*

Phineas and Ferb were sitting on the couch watching TV on the boring weekend.

"Sarcastic-Con is here in town and people are obviously not lining up to get in and looks like a good time to wait until the last minute," the TV announcer sarcasticized as the camera showed the long line to get into the convention.

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!" Phineas announced.

"Why would I go to something lame like that?" Ferb asked.

"You're always sarcastic. You'd fit right in," Phineas told him.

"Well, I guess I am. Okay, count me in. Let's take the teleporters so we don't have to wait in that line," Ferb stated.

Phineas and Ferb teleported into the convention looking at all the sarcastic-related booth like venders for merchandise and the Sarcastic Insult Contest.

"Now who said this was boring?" Phineas asked.

"What did you say?" Ferb replied wearing a Sarcastic-Con hat, Sarcastic- Con T-shirt, and a Sarcastic-Con foam finger while drinking a Sarcastic-Con drink.

Phineas shook his head and went into the Sarcastic Hall of Mirrors. They all looked like regular mirrors and at the end there was a sign that read, "We spent so much time on this. Please come again so we can waste time putting up mirrors for more people to look at every year."

Phineas smiled. "Well it's not a waste of time but it's great that you do this for people." Phineas walked off happy he could give a good review to the mirror attraction and everyone is just looking at him like he was crazy.

That's what I get for putting an oblivious guy in the middle of the most sarcastic event of the year.

*P&P*

"Psst. Perry, Penny, come into my office quick," Monogram said through the screen.

Perry and Penny rushed to the office to see Monogram with his face paler than usual and clutching a paper so tight that they were surprised that it hadn't ripped.

"I have gotten some news. I need to be...an agent...for one more mission. The Academy says that I actually didn't finish all the mission needed to graduate and if I didn't complete a mission, I would have to go back. Now, I will accompany you two to stop Doofenshmirtz," Monogram explained.

"Why can't you join any of the other agents?" Penny whined.

"All of their villains are weird. I mean, 3rd eye weird," Monogram replied as they all shuddered.

"Okay, sir," Perry agreed as he and Penny walked to the hover jet.

"Oh yeah, Doofenshmirtz is at Sarcastic-Con. I don't know what he's planning but we have to put a stop to it," Monogram told them as he stepped into his own hover jet and put on his shades.

The three flew into Sarcastic-Con and blended in by wearing the merchandise until they saw Doofenshmirtz running the Sarcastic Insult Contest and walked up to him.

"Oh hello Perry and Penny. And Monobrow?" Doofenshmirtz questioned.

"I am Monogram!" Monogram corrected.

"Whatever, Francis. I don't even need to trap you guys. You're trapped by the crowd," Doofenshmirtz declared as a crowd of people suddenly surrounded the three making them unable to move.

"You all may be wondering why I am here at Sarcastic-Con. Well I am planning to use all of the negative energy from the Sarcastic Insult Contest and use it to create my Sarcastic-inator. Everyone will be sarcastic and in all of their confusion I will just take over since I will be the only one speaking normally," Doof explained as he sipped on some juice in a Sarcastic-Con brand water container.

"Really? That's what you're going for? You could have always just made the mayor so sarcastic that he didn't get any work done and you could have taken over," Penny interjected.

"Penny!" Perry and Monogram yelled.

"That's actually a pretty good idea. Thank you. Now watch as their negativity is transferred into my inator and Danville is mine!" Doof declared as he flipped a switch and all the energy was being sucked in. He flipped another switch as the inator turned into a car and he drove out of the convention.

"Penny, I know I haven't been in the field for a long time but I am sure that giving the villain an even better idea is not what we should be doing," Monogram said.

"Relax, I just bought us some time. We all know that no one ever gets tired of the mayor no matter how much of a jerk he is," Penny told him.

"Well how do you guys suggest we get out of this crowd?" Monogram asked.

"By using the power of the sarcastic," Perry explained.

Being sarcastic is easier said than done

Telling off stupid people in a harmless way is fun

You can use it in many ways

It's used by every age

And we're all going to keep using it the rest of our days

Like when some one...

Asks if the laundry's in the laundry basket. Be sarcastic!

Asks if there'll be singing at the concert. Be sarcastic!

Asks if they can ask a question. Be sarcastic!

Asks where the remote is and accuses you took it even though it's under your butt and makes you change it manually even if you hate the show.

"Rob, are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine dude. It's just the TV problems, man."

"I feel ya bro."

Sarcasm!

*P&F*

Phineas walked around like he owned the place. He was getting "compliments" from everyone around him.

"Love your head. Totally doesn't look like a Dorito," one commented.

"Thank you," Phineas replied.

"Your shirt totally doesn't look 2 weeks ago!" one yelled.

"Right back at you!" Phineas replied.

Ferb finally found Phin and pulled him aside.

"Dude, what are you doing?!" Ferb asked.

"Nothing. Everyone has been giving me such nice compliments today. This event isn't as mean as I thought it was," Phineas told him.

Ferb face palmed and decided to keep everything to himself.

"Yeah, you just enjoy your day," Ferb said with a huge fake smile.

"Yeah, sure," Phineas said as he backed up slowly and ran away from Ferb's creepiness.

He walked into the Sarcastic-Con Comedy Show and sat in the front row. Ferb realized the mistake Phineas made.

At those shows, I heard they make fun of the audience. I don't need my bro getting picked on,' Ferb thought as he racked his brain for answers until he saw the comedian's manager. He went up to her and asked with a cute face put on, "Hey, my bro is the kid sitting in the front. Can you please make sure the comedian doesn't make fun of him. I would be devastated if my brother were to ever be sad by the comedy of this wonderful man."

The manager's heart melted as she patted his head. "I sure will. Anything for you," she agreed.

"Thank you, kind lady," Ferb thanked as he flashed her a smile.

She giggled and went backstage. Ferb rolled his eyes. Little did he know that his work was not done. He continuously had to distract people from commenting on Phineas with juggling, sculpting, playing music, or tapping their shoulders. When Phineas finally decided to leave, Ferb was panting as he followed him out.

"What's up with you?" Phineas questioned.

"It was just a bit hot in there," Ferb lied.

"I know what you did and thanks," Phineas admitted.

"What? I didn't do anything," Ferb told him.

"You know, I don't need your protection. I can take care of myself," Phineas replied.

"Sure you can," Ferb sarcasticized. (That's not a real word. I made it up)

"Thank you for understanding," Phineas said.

Ferb face palmed and shook his head.

*P&P*

"Well it's a song and a few scenes later and we still are not out of this crowd. The power of sarcastic is stupid. We need a grappling hook or air horn," Monogram stated.

"Thank you for the intrusion of personal space, people! I did not realize this place was standing room only!" Perry yelled.

Everyone moved out of their way leaving them a clear path.

"The power is real," Monogram is real.

"Welcome to the dark side," Perry said with a smirk.

They all ran to the hovercar and flew to City Hall to see an annoyed Doofenshmirtz and a very sarcastic Roger.

"I'll obviously make you mayor," Roger sarcasticized.

"I will be ruler of the Tri-State Area! Now get out there and make a speech," Doof ordered.

"I just love taking orders from a 40 year old lunatic who just waltzes into my office every week," Roger sarcasticized.

Doof yelled in annoyance at his failed plan and turned to see Penny, Perry, and Monogram.

"Well if it isn't you three. I shouldn't have listened to that plan. Now I have to go all the way back to the convention," Doof said.

"Oh no you're not!" Perry said as he punched him in the face.

Monogram looked at the inator for some way to turn it off. Penny coughed and pointed to the big red button that read "Self Destruct". Monogram nodded and pressed the button as the inator blew up reversing the sarcastic effects on Roger as well.

"Would anyone like to tell me why all of you are in my office?" Roger asked.

"I am from the petting zoo and I was wondering if you would like to see the new editions to the platypus exhibit," Monogram lied as he held a now normal Penny and Perry in his arms.

"Why I would love to but I have to get back to work. I fell asleep and had the weirdest dream," Roger reminisced.

"Well okay then," Monogram replied as he left the building and dropped the agents.

"Well, that was an adventure. That's what I miss about being in the field. I'm glad I was well prepared for it in the Academy," Monogram said as he had a blank stare.

A paper airplane hit him in the head.

"Monogram, you have completed the mission successfully and we would like to congratulate you on completing your graduation requirements. From, the Academy of..." Monogram trailed off as he had a huge smile on his face.

"This was fun but I need to get back to HQ. See you tomorrow, agents," Monogram said in his usual formal way, saluted them, and walked away.

Perry and Penny saluted back and watched him walk away.

"He didn't do squat," Penny commented.

"I know," Perry replied.

A/N: Wow. I am sure a lazy bum. This school year must have been a busy one, huh? Before you kill me, I just want to say that I worked really hard to make this chapter long for you guys. I didn't mean to leave that long. I'll try to update more often. Review, follow, favorite, and ciao!