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Prompt: Cake - EvilDuckies
It was a G8 meeting and each country had brought cake. This was of course, a disaster. Canada had brought in date squares with his flag design in finely chopped strawberries. The other countries there had put their flag design on their cakes. That wasn't the problem. France had brought a dacquise. Italy had brought a genoise. Germany had brought a baumkhen. Japan had brought a few Yōkan. China had brought a mooncake. Russia had brought tea cakes. England had brought in an angel cake. Each country was arguing about which cake was the best. And America? He brought no cake.
1. I'm lazy.
2. My writing sucks.
3. I tried to be accurate, I swear
is such a thing as Russian Tea cakes * giggles uncontrollably *
5. The reason that America didn't bring any cakes is beacause he realized in a moment of intelligence stupidity intelligence stupidity that he's a bit of mismash and the cakes they brought sort of all represented him. (My ideas are stupidddd)
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