Ok then. Since I didn't get any reviews, I think my last chapter was pretty bad. Either that of you guys were lazy. XD

So, because I didn't get a single review, NOT ONE, I'm posting this chapter later than usual.

I have testing the next two weeks. Wahhhhh!

Alright moving on after my pity party. I also got distracted by Magi, if you haven't watched it I think you should.

Er... I also couldn't think of a better title, so...

Moving on: Disclaimer: I: don't: own: Fairytail: Ha: Ha: Ha: This: is: hard/slow: to: read: isn't: it:

Tiger and her First Mission

(Dysis' Pov)

It had been a two weeks since Dysis had joined Fairytail.

There had been a party welcoming her and Ink as members of Fairytail and nakama.

Then a party welcoming her as Erza's and Natsu's sister to "make up for some lost time and birthdays."

Then a party just because Fairytail wanted a party.

There would have been more parties, but after the third one where everyone got super drunk, well according to Mira: drunker than usual, which was so drunk the ceiling and a wall were missing. Curtsey of my new brother, a whole bunch of other people, and some accidental "love" potion that was actually a anger potion mixed into a couple of Gray's drinks that didn't all make it to it's actual target. Everyone knows Juvia slipped in, but she won't admit it though.

I sighed. This was the first quiet moment I had all week. The first week, Erza got called away on a mission ordered by Master Makarov. He couldn't talk to us because he had some pressing matters and we were not to disturb him. Erza had to go alone and just returned a day ago. While she was gone I've gone to three parties, one on the day I got here. Another on the third night I was here. The last, the fifth night I was here. Mira-Jane insisted we have a "hang-over day in between so the guild members won't get so rowdy."

I mentally scoffed at that. From what I seen of Fairytail, their definition of "rowdy" requires the ten wizard saints to calm them down. Either that or to wait for them to pass out from drinking too much.

After I been here a week, Lucy took me on a tour of Magnolia. That part was alright. Lucy would make a really good tour guide. The downside was that Natsu, Happy, and Gray had to tag along because they were bored and because Ink needed fish or because Natsu wasn't responsible enough. The day ended with 6 Lucy kicks and 4 head slams curtsey of me.

But wait, then the whole week after that, right up until the day before Erza came back, the girls, a.k.a Lucy, Levy, Cana, Wendy, and Mira took me shopping. If I ever see another pair of shoes again, I'm gonna hurl. My room at Fairy Hills is now fully decorated, and my closet is stuffed; mainly with tank tops and shorts because I refused to get anything else. The few skirts and dresses were "birthday presents" from the girls. Lucy complained a little about how she never had any missing birthday presents. I laughed at the memory.

Then I groaned again remembering I had to pay rent and I owe the girls money. They keep denying it saying that they were late birthday presents for me, but I still have to pay them back. Speaking of which I should go pick out a job.

"Come on Ink, I think I'm ready to go pick out a job."

"About time. We owe…"Ink did some calculations in her head. "1,002,000 gems."

"What now?!" My jaw dropped onto the table. "How'd it get that high?!"

"You have to pay 30,000 for rent, 25,000 for clothes, 30,000 for furniture and additional home equipment, 15,000 for food, and 2,000 for the shelter."

"Great."

"You also need 10,000 gems in savings a month in case of emergencies."

" Awesome, well, let's go." I'm gonna need to do a lot of jobs in order to pay all this-

"Dysis!"

"Sh*t, uhh…" I whipped my head side to side looking for a hiding spot. It's not that I don't like my new brother; he's just a bit too enthusiastic for my taste.

He was getting closer. I dashed behind a pillar and prayed to the spirits he wouldn't find me. Ugh, wait, no way am I praying to playboy. Nope. Not gonna happen. I. Refuse.

"Ink, what are you doing back here?" Happy asked Ink who was hiding behind the nest pillar over.

"Umm. Dysis and I were just playing…hide-and-seek."

"But your right here." I jumped as Natsu appeared next to me. Damn, I should have been able to smell him.

"Uhh, yea, we don't know how to play hide-and-seek." I said sheepishly scratching the back on my neck, something me and Natsu have in common.

"You don't? Don't worry, I'm sure Luce, and I can teach you." He gave me a thumbs up sign and grinned.

I grinned back. Ok, so maybe I'm getting a little warmer towards him. He's still annoying sometimes. "Ok, just not now, I got to go find a job to pay rent."

"Your just like Lucy, she worries about paying rent all of the time. Now, what did she send me over here for?" He put his hand to his chin and thought for a moment. "Oh yea, Lucy and Erza want to know if you wanna go on a job with us."

"I don't know, I kinda want to go on a solo job first to see shat the jobs are like."

Natsu frowned. "But we want you to go on a job with us."

"Maybe next time ok?" I walked over to the bar to ask Mira if she had any jobs that would suit me available. Natsu trailed me there and asked why not the whole time. Lucy and Gray were already there.

"Hey Dysis, so have you decided to join us?" Lucy smiled up from her conversation with Gray.

I opened my mouth to speak, but Natsu beat me to it. "She says she wants to go on a solo job first."

"But why? It would be easier to go on a team job to get the hang of stuff." Gray chimed in.

I sighed. "Hey Mira, do you have any jobs available for a first time job?"

"I think so, let me go check."

"Thanks Mira." I mentally squealed. Ok, I gotten better at treating Mira like anyone else, but she was still the Mira-Jane Stratus.

"Dysis, I think it would be better if you went on your first job with us." Lucy said trying to convince me. Gray and Natsu were at it again.

"You want a piece of me Fire Mouth?"

"Watcha say Olaf?"

"Both of you, stop it." Came a commanding voice.

"Yes ma'am." Natsu and Gray had their arms slung over each others shoulder and they were grinning, but they were sweating buckets.

"Oh hey Erza, how did the talk with the master go?" I asked.

She took a stool next to Lucy. "We have noticed some strange anomalies happening lately at your hometown, Chandiana, I believe."

"What sort of strange anomalies?" Lucy asked.

"I'm not allowed to say. Also, I spoke to Master of your situation Dysis, and he agreed to look into it."

"Thanks Erza."

"Dysis, I have just the job for you." Mira said, coming over to where we were sitting. Natsu and Gray stopped there bickering and sat down next to Erza. Well, Gray sat next to Erza, Natsu sat next to me and slung his arm around me putting his weight on me.

She handed me the paper. "Thank you very much. Please come help, all my actors have laft and now I can't put on my play. Thank you very much. At the Onibus theather."

Lucy, Gray, Erza, Happy, and Natsu sweat dropped.

"Mira, why do we still accept request from him?!"

"Don't you know what happened the last two times we were there?!"

"The last time I went there, he simply ignored me and all my props which I so gallantly pulled across a dessert for him!"

"I had to ride a train back and forth and back and forth and back and forth from Magnolia all the way to Onibus because the train was broken!"

"We had to eat flying fish again!"

I looked the mages sitting next to me. "I'm guessing you guys have a bad experience with this place."

"Bad experience doesn't even cut it." Gray said.

"I don't care what you want to do Dysis, I will protect you from that horrible theater." Erza said dragging me over to the request board.

"You're gonna go on a mission with us for the sake of your mental state." Lucy said joining up with Erza.

"Aye!"

We stood in front of the request board for about ten minutes. {Insert cricket chirps here.}

"Soo…guys, what job are we doing?" I asked.

"Dunno," Natsu replied.

"Don't care," Gray replied making snowflakes entertaining Happy and Ink.

"I shall leave this one to you Lucy," Erza replied.

"How about…"

Ok! So now I need an idea for a job. It could be a really long complicated one or it could be a short one, it really doesn't matter.

Review.

Otherwise I will take forever to update. I mean it this time. For reals. I just felt bad this time, because you know, I didn't have it in my documents for like four days or something and couldn't wait to update. That's not it.

So, uh, yea. Read, review, watch Magi.