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Through class, I somehow convinced Meghan to like me.

I liked her style; violent, short tempered, yet pretty and decently smart.

I guess she liked my hair.

We talked about people; different groups, the "assholes," the "nerds," the "girly girls", and the "bitches."

Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately for me because I love insulting people, the last column had the largest group of kids.

The biggest one however, was a girl named Tina. Girly, slutty, WAY TOO much makeup, and unattractive, from the description Meghan gave me, she sounded like a whore. I couldn't wait to meet her.

….TIME SKIP TO LUNCHTIME….

Meghan and I got in the lunch line. After talking to her this morning, I learned that she had a bunch of older siblings who were all in college, and she had a golden retriever named Max. She also just moved here about a year ago, and she was mean to people, so she had like no friends.

I told her about Angel, Gazzy, Nudge, Fang, Iggy, and Max, minus the wings. I also told her about Total and Anne. And that was basically it.

So we were just in line, I grabbed about six burgers, fries, 2 sundae cups, and a churro and a funnel cake.

Meghan watched me in surprise. "That's a lot of food Snow."

I shrugged. "I'm hungry. Deal with it."

She then turned around and then back to me and pushed me forward suddenly. Not over. Just to hurry me up. So I quickly paid and we sat down.

"What was the problem?" I asked Meghan with my mouth full of funnel cake. Ms. Manners I am not.

She shook her head. "I just saw Tina."

I smiled and swallowed. "Oohhh, I want to meet her!"

I stood up and looked around but Meghan pulled me back down. She was surprisingly strong for an ordinary human.

"Do you have a death wish?" She hissed in my face.

I rolled my eyes. "Well I'm hanging with you, does that answer your question?"

She didn't even smile. "Tina will ruin your life here if you even try to talk to her."

I frown suddenly. "Did you try to talk to her?"

Meghan shook her head. "Are you kidding? Like I would do that. I've just seen it happen before, and it'll happen again."

I ignore her warnings, standing up again. "Never underestimate the powers of being a smart-ass."

Finally, I spot the girl who must be Tina. She matches Meghan's description perfectly.

"Oh Tina!" I call in a sing song voice. Meghan groans as Tina turns to see me. And she groans again as she walks over.

She walks right up to our table.

"Like, what do you want?" She asks, sounding like every bitchy popular girl you'll ever meet or see on TV.

I smile at her. "So Tina, has anyone ever told you how greasy your hair looks?"

She blushes brighter red than her red designer bag. "Well your hair is ugly. Ugliest thing I've ever seen, it looks like a bird's nest."

I laugh. "There's a lot of things you can insult about me. But my hair is fuckin awesome. It's not one of them."

"What's your name?" Tina demands, spitting in my face.

"Kate," I reply nonchalantly, wiping her spit off my nose. "Oh, and you missed a spot with the makeup." And with those words spoken, I take my napkin, unused, and wipe it across her lips vertically, smearing her lipstick all over her face.

She screams.

"Fixed it!" I smile in satisfaction.

The people all around me are still afraid of Tina, but Meghan's laughing her head off.

"Okay forget what I said, that was hilarious!" And she fist bumps me.

I can't help laughing too. Tina looks stupid, her "cronies" are watching in horror, and Meghan and I just laugh. It's a great moment. Too bad it got cut short.

"What is going on over here?" The headmaster booms, coming over to us.

Tina immediately puts on a sad face. "Headmaster Pruitt, this new girl "Katty"-"

"Kate," I cut in.

She glares at me. "She just messed up my makeup. For no reason! I think she's jealous of my prettiness."

Okay so I probably would have gotten in trouble because the evidence was right there. But laughing extremely loudly at the thought of Tina being pretty probably did not help my case.

Heyo,

So hope you guys enjoy the "normal girl" chapters. I'll get through them as quick as I can, I made that one a little short but it's funny so we're good. Right? Anyway, Snow will be a smartass at school, to Tina especially, and of course not pay attention because learning is for wingless people. And I'll throw a little badass in there, of course, because it's Snow.

Thanks again to my friend MEGGIEKINS(her most hated nickname) for being in my story.

Fly on,

Kate