….
So we were just walking home that day, like normal kids, not even flying or anything, and Gazzy and I were impersonating the headmaster.
"You ignorant little savages," Gazzy said in an uncanny impersonation of the headmasters' voice.
"All children are liars. They are born knowing how to lie, the malignant little fiends," I sneered, trying not to laugh.
We all erupted into giggles, even Max.
"What did you guys do anyway?" I asked Gazzy, referring to him and Iggy.
"We set off a stink bomb in the boy's bathroom," Gazzy said sheepishly.
"It was awesome!" Iggy said, laughing.
I grin. "That's hilarious, almost as hilarious as what I did."
I told them about Tina and what I said and they all cracked up, even Fang.
Gazzy gasped for breath in between laughs. "Oh, and when Max-when she defended us she said "Sir, our parents are missionaries. Lying is the Tenth Commandment, they're innocent of all wrongdoing. What's a stink bomb?" He said the last part in a perfect impersonation of Max.
I cracked up. "Max said…. She said something about how it was noble being a headmaster when you hate kids…. It was kinda funny. I asked him if I could call him Will and he said no and I said "Okay then Will."
Iggy snorted.
Max smiled, but I knew she was going to give us a teaching moment.
"Look, I don't know why Gazzy and Iggy set off that stink bomb, or why Snow had to insult someone," she glared at the 3 of us. It was lost on Iggy.
"But doing it, and getting caught was a bad way to go," Max finished.
"Sorry Max," Gazzy, Iggy, and I chorused together.
She rolled her eyes.
"Listen you three. You put us all at risk when you get in trouble. You're going to listen and follow the rules at school, or you're going to face me. Got it?"
Gazzy nodded.
"We'll be more stupid and idiotic in the future." Iggy said. "We'll blend."
Max faintly smiled. "Good."
Just then, Anne's house came into view.
"You think she has food?" Gazzy asked.
"I don't know," replied Max.
We all looked at each other. Then we started running.
….
"I got a phone call," were Anne's first words.
"Well I just you're all adjusting. There's cookies and hot chocolate, come into the kitchen," Anne smiled gently.
It was obviously over with Anne, but Max sent me a look that said "This is not over, lady."
I just grabbed a hot chocolate and a few cookies. Hmm. Not as good as the ones made by Dr. Martinez. Not homemade.
Max looked down at her hot chocolate with two marshmallows in it. "I could teach you how to make cookies from scratch." She offered.
We were stunned. Max? Helping someone? Being nice? Unheard of.
She blushed immediately after saying it. "There's a recipe on the back of the package."
Anne smiled. "I would like that Max."
"Stink bomb." Total chortled between bites of cookie. "Must have been great."
I guess dogs have no respect for the art of being a smart-ass to a bitchy girl.
…...
I did look up "Angel with a Shotgun." It sounded like my life, wings and all. Except I'm not just talking about one person. It's the whole flock. And I don't have a gun.
Wonder where I could get my hands on one…. Anyway!
So the weeks have gone by, Meghan and I just hang out, me and her.
People mostly leave us alone, even Tina. She knows what's coming if she tries to mess with us.
Hey guys!
Sorry that I haven't updated in like a week. Maybe a little less than a week.
I've had homework and stuff to do. But I am sorry that I haven't updated sooner.
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Fly on,
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