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animepup: what are you doing! It's time to update!

jc: *glares*

animepup: ...sorry...but just do the disclaimer pls~

jc: *still glaring**sigh* fine...do I have to?

animepup: yes! Do you care if we get sued?

jc: honestly no cause my sis is a lawyer and if we do ge-

animepup: ok ok you know what? Just go back to sleep I'll do the disclaimer

jc: *about to protest*

animepup: We don't own Ouran Highschool Host Club, except our own characters and some ideas and chapters, enjoy~

Recap:

I pulled Akira and whispered in her ear. "You get to spend more time with Mori-sempai though!" I wink at her and smile triumphantly as Akira turns away, blushing furiously.

"You're going to regret saying that, Natsumi Suzuki..." A dark aura instantly surrounds her.

"Uh oh..." I slowly inch toward Haruhi, grab her hand and RUN FOR IT! I make the mistake of looking behind me, Akira is closing in on us... and fast.

"Kyaaa! Someone help me!"

Natsumi POV:

"Oof!" I run into something and fall backwards. I look up and see… one of the members of the Host Club. He is tall, has dark hair and glasses… I think his name was Kyaya? No, Kyoko? Kyoya? Yeah that's right! I think he is the third son of the Ootori family, Ootori Kyoya! Before I could say anything, he holds out his hand. I grab it and he pulls me up. "Thanks…" I look over my shoulder, see Akira *shudder* and immediately scurry behind Kyoya-sempai.

"Oh, you don't have to worry about the Akira issue. It shall be taken care of shortly." He smirks knowingly. "By the way, what happens to bring you two here?" My head snaps up, how did he know we were going to the club?

"Oh, Akira and I wish to join the Host Club!" He glances at me with an unreadable expression.

"Do you mean you want to be guests?"

"No, I mean we want to work as Hosts!" I explain.

He ponders this thought, "Perhaps this will become an interesting turn of events…" I tip my head to the side, puzzled. "You are allowed to work as Hosts." He replies simply. "But first, Mori-sempai needs to calm Akira down first."

-ITS-A-FRIGGING-LINE-

Akira POV:

I'm not angry, I'm furious. I AM NOT, I REPEAT, AM NOT in love with Mori-senpai! I mean sure he's hot-ASDFGHJKL! I suddenly see Natsumi crash into someone. Ah ha! Here's my chance to catch up! I sprint even faster, but my movement is cut short when I too crash into someone… and it just happened to be Mori-sempai. Such wonderful timing…

"Ah! Sorry about that Mori-senpai! By the way, I have something to discuss with you and the other club members, but right now I have to go murder Natsumi." I say.

"I know, you want to join the Host Club to help Haruhi... and Natsumi shall not be harmed." he replies, expressionless.

"Oh, ok so you guys already know. That saves me a whole lot of trouble of explaining. Oh and I won't kill Natsumi... thoroughly." I say with a sheepish face but it didn't last long when Mori tried to jab me with his hand (folks, Mori is not going to hurt me, we do this all the time, we always spar. A/N: if you don't know what sparring is, go search it up on Google or something). I dodge and kick his feet from under him and I watch him fall. Ok, now to catch up with Natsumi. Then he gets up suddenly and throws me over his shoulder. I was so caught up in catching up to Natsumi that I didn't check if Mori was actually defeated and not just faking it... I'M SO STUPID! *sigh* I cling on to him for dear life because, well, who wouldn't be scared to be carried by someone who is 192 cm tall?! I'm surprised by how Mori can carry me, a 172cm girl, so easily! Oh well, there's no escaping him, but hanging over his back is getting a bit uncomfortable.

-LIKE IT?-NO?-YES?-EITHER WAY, DEAL WITH IT-

Once we get into the 3rd music room, were the Host Club is, Mori-sempai dumps me onto a couch. I see Natsumi talking to Tamaki, and I hear him exclaim.

"Oh! What a wonderful idea! Now we can dress up the girls!" Oh great…

"OH HELL NO! There is no way you are getting me into one of those tacky yellow dresses we are forced to call school uniforms! I'd rather wear the complete school uniform!" I gesture to my uniform. Tamaki seemed to ponder about this, and then he snapped his fingers. Suddenly, out of nowhere the twins come out and say

"Dono?" they answered with a funny salute.

"Take Akira and give her a makeover. And get her a uniform that is actually her size, and not 2 sizes too big." That bastard... And my train of thought was cut short when I was dragged into the change room of doom.

"Haruhi! Natsumi! Help meeeee!" I scream and claw at the floor, trying to resist.

"NOOOOOOO~"

-IT'S—ANOTHER-LINE...YAY-

Natsumi POV:

Hmm... Maybe I should have helped Akira... Then I hear Kyoya-sempai say something.

"Don't worry, Akira will be fine." Again, how does he know my thoughts? Did I say them out loud?

Suddenly, the twins come out. On the plus side, they looked very pleased with themselves, on the down side, they are covered in scratches and bruises.

"Akira!" Silence… They go inside.

"AKIRA!" Then Akira is pushed outside and she looks like a completely different person. Akira actually looks like a proper student and well, more feminine! Now that she finally removed those shorts, the skirt looks even shorter due to her abnormal height and the smaller blazer compliments her figure. I've never noticed how nice her hair actually looks until today, when she finally brushed it out... The red highlights really compliment her... I look at myself, and wonder how am I ever going to get any customers.

"Great! Now you look like a proper girl, we should probably touch you up with a bit of makeup. Oh! And I'm going to need to confiscate your skateboard and rollerblades." Tamaki chirps. Akira does not look happy... in fact... The dark aura returns. She slowly turns her head toward Tamaki, and hisses through gritted teeth.

"No one, and I mean NO ONE puts make up on me OR takes away my skateboard or roller blades!" I'm surprise she didn't strangle him right there. She probably has some revenge planned for later. She turns down her anger a bit and looks at me.

"I wish I looked more like you, I mean you're so pretty, they don't need to give you a makeover." She says with a jealous face, I am in pure shock. Before I could react, a group of girls walk into the club. First thing they do when they see us? Squeal. After they stopped and my ears died, all the Hosts greet them. The boys bow and we curtsy. You have no idea how awkward Akira looked. *giggle* Well… I guess it's finally time to start our jobs as Hosts.

I turn and smile at the girls. "Welcome to the Host Club!"

TBC

animepup: Well, how was that?

jc: I think it was good.

animepup: I meant the readers jc. *facepalm*

jc: Well I'm a reader too... sort of... not really, but before you say anything else, if you want to know what the "full school uniform for a girl" is, please message us and I (AKA animepup) can draw them out. Pictures coming soon~ (maybe)

animepup1599 and mangaluverjc out~