Animepuppy: Welcome back to another chapter of Ouran High-
jc: -Host Club, we know, it's the title genius.
animepuppy: *le gasp* j-jc! You're awake!
jc: *stare*... your point? No wait, don't answer that *animepuppy closes mouth* we don't own anything.
animepuppy: Enjoy~
EDIT (AFTER ALL THOSE PROJECTS AND THAT AUTHORS NOTE):
*MangaluverJC is staggering*
animepup: ...jc...are you ok?
*MangaluverJC fell over and plopped onto the floor and is motionless*
animepup: oh, jc just breathed her last breath. oh well lets continue this story without her, and hopefully she will be living and NOT dead after this segment. ENJOY~
Recap:
"I wish I looked more like you, I mean you're so pretty, they don't need to give you a makeover." She says with a jealous face, I am in pure shock. Before I could react, a group of girls walk into the club. First thing they do when they see us? Squeal. After they stopped and my ears died, all the Hosts greet them. The boys bow and we curtsy. You have no idea how awkward Akira looked. *giggle* Well… I guess it's finally time to start our jobs as Hosts.
I turn and smile at the girls. "Welcome to the Host Club!"
Akira's POV:
Damn it! Who ever thought curtsying would be so hard! I overhear Natsumi saying something like
"Welcome to the Host Club! Starting today, you can request girl hosts! So spread the news!" They started to squeal so loud, My. Ears. Just. Died. I glance at three suspicious looking girls just hanging out at the edge of the "squeal group"... Oh well, don't know, don't care, but just in case, I'm going to keep an eye on them. I walk over to them and turn my charm on.
"Welcome, is there anyone you would like to request today, Miss?" I say with a smile while gesturing towards everyone else in the room. They just glared at me as if I had a huge stain on my uniform and just stalked away, whispering things about Natsumi and I... Hmm… I better keep an eye on them for sure, I should tell Natsumi as well. I was staring intensely at a wall until Natsumi told me I had customers. Time to get to work!
-THIS HERE - - IS A LINE-
AFTER HOST CLUB AT AKIRA'S HOUSE
Natsumi's POV:
"Akira... Are you sure you can eat that many slices of pizza at once?" I ask worriedly as I watch Akira shove five slices of pizza in her mouth AT THE SAME TIME!
"Uf cuss! *gulp* I can eat as long as I don't choke, and I'm not choking now am I? By the way Natsumi, did you happen to see those girls standing by the doorway and then just walked off?" She asks me.
"Now that you mention it, yeah, why?" I answer as she shovels in another two slices down her throat.
"vecuss *gulp* because I find them suspicious and I think we should be cautious of them. They seem to dislike us, I guess?" she replies. I ponder this thought… *brain starts to smoke* oh well, I'll just go with the flow for now~
-ZIPPITY DO BOP-
NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
Akira's POV:
I'm rollerblading (yes, I do have a giant limo and no, I don't use it) to school when I see those girls again. Man, just my luck, I run into them first thing in the morning… I glare at them then they quickly scuttle away, seriously though, what's their problem? This is when I notice that quite a few people are staring at me…. Awkward~
"DING DONG" (A/N: jc: well thats a fail bell animepup: shaddup!)
"Oh shiz…" I reach my classroom just as the second bell rings. First thing I see… Natsumi surrounded by a giant group of people.
"What's going on?" I say, waving my hands up and down frantically as everyone else dodges my flailing arms.
"Relax Akira, remember those girls who fangirled over us yesterday? Well, they told everyone that there are girls in the Host Club now!" she says with a smile. Great. Just what I needed. To deal with a whole bunch of idiotic boys, some of which may very well be perverts. I really hope doing this is be worth it, especially for Haruhi.
"Good morning class! Please take your seats, we have a pop-quiz today!" the teacher says as she strolls in the door. I hear Natsumi groan and I give her an apologetic smile then take my seat beside her.
-DONT BE A HATER...ITS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH-
AT THE HOST CLUB
I yawn and stretch as I prepare for another day of torture. Then when I was looking for my schoolbag, I couldn't find it! Let's see... I went to go to the bathroom to go pee and I was the first to arrive in the music room...There's still 35 minutes left, I'll go look for it. I'm running down the hall when I remembered that this happened to Haruhi once... I see an open window, so I stopped, looked through it and saw not only one but TWO schoolbags! I was planning on just jumping out the window to retrieve both schoolbags but then I saw the teacher so I had to use the stairs *sigh*. When I got to the fountain, I noticed that the school bag was mine and... NATSUMI'S? I started fishing for our stuff. My report... I worked so hard on it...it's...it's RUINED! I'm glad I took Haruhi's advice and kept a copy in my locker but I still need to find it so it won't contaminate the water...but... who did this? I instantly remembered that those girls were friends with, what's her face, I forgot but they are friends with that kid who threw Haruhi's stuff out the window in the same fountain and tried to frame her. I took off my blazer so it would dry along with the other stuff I found. I took out my cell phone and texted Natsumi about her stuff before continuing to search when all of a sudden Mori-senpai shows up and hops into the water with me and starts to look for my stuff as well. Why does this seem so familiar? Oh well, I'm too busy pushing Mori-senpai out of the water.
"Mori-senpai! Get out! You're going to be wet and cold for host club!" I exclaim.
"Hmm..." He just replies. Man he can be a real stubborn ass sometimes (that's right, I called him a stubborn donkey). I gave up trying to shove him out of the pond and went into the water with him and started to search as well.
-YA GOTTA LOVE THIS LINE-
Natsumi's POV
Hmm... That's strange, I thought I left my bag in the classroom...Well, better go find it! Just as I was leaving, my cell rang. It's from Akira!
'Come 2 fountain, ur school bag is in there.'
What's it doing at the fountain? I run/fast-walk down the stairs as quickly as possible, when suddenly my foot slips and I fall the last 15 steps. (Don't question my clumsiness)
"Ow… Wait… It doesn't hurt that much… Why…"
"If you are quite done questioning yourself, I would appreciate it if you got off me."
I look down…
"KYAA! KYOYA-SEMPAI?" I quickly scramble to my feet.
"OH MY GOD I'M SOOO SORRY!" I hold my hand out to help him, he gets up and brushes off his uniform.
"Are you unhurt?"
"Um yeah… thanks. Again, I'm so sorry about landing on you! I must have been pretty heavy!"
"Why were you in such a rush?" He asks, apparently unaffected by my "landing on him from 15 flights of stairs".
"Um… OH! I can't find my school bag, then Akira texted me saying that it's at the fountain so I'm heading there now." His face shows no emotion, he sure is mysterious…
"I'm not sure if being called mysterious is a compliment or an insult." My head snapped around so fast it I swear I think I cracked it. Did I just think out loud?
"Yes you did."
I have GOT to change that habit.
"You don't need to, it's quite cute actually." Did he just… call me… cute? My face instantly flushes. "Uh… Um… I should um… go to th-the fountain n-now…" I quickly scuttle away awkwardly.
"Mind if I join you?" I hear him catch up to me.
"Yeah, sure?"
We finally get there and I see Mori-senpai and Akira searching in the water. I panic, so I run up to them to yell and scold at them.
" YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH A COLD!" They lift their heads and stare at me blankly.
"That's what I told Mori-senpai, but he's too stubborn to listen," *sigh* But wait…
"Why would our stuff be in the fountain?" I ask as I take off my blazer, so it doesn't get wet, and join them in the search.
"How should I know? YES FOUND MY REPORT! Dang it, it's all soggy…" Akira exclaims as she holds up a mushy paper-like blob. I notice something shiny in the water…
*SPLASH* Everyone glances up to see me trip and fall. (Again… don't question the clumsiness) Great… now I'm soaked right through my clothes and I just started searching… wait…
"Yeah! I found my wallet!" I hold it up and let the sun reflect off the little key chain. As we all continue to search, I notice that Kyoya-sempai joined in as well. A couple minutes later, we successfully find everything. As we all climb out of the fountain, dripping wet, I see Mori-senpai give Akira his blazer.
"Thanks but no thanks, Mori-senpai. I don't need your jacket." Akira replies. Is it just me or is Mori-senpai blushing? Wait... Akira is wearing a white shirt...and she got wet...uh oh... I look up to confirm my suspicions, and I was right. You can see the outline and the color of Akira's black lacy bra.
"A-akira! You should PROBABLY put on that blazer!" I plead, she just sighs and puts on the blazer, oblivious to everything, and starts to walk inside.
"Hey Akira! Wait up!" I rush out of the water and the cold breeze sends a shiver down my spine. *Achoo sniffle* I suddenly feel a weight on my head, I look up to see Kyoya-sempai's blazer.
"You might want to wear that too." I tip my head to the side in confusion.
"Thanks?" I slip the blazer on over my wet blazer and white dress shirt, gather up all my belongings and run after Akira.
-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP-
Akira's POV:
I walk out of the change room after changing into my spare uniform and I see those girls again. I'm walking up to them when I hear that they would like to request me, so I agreed. We're eating, talking and making small talk until one of the girls looked up from her cake and ask.
"So Akira, what do you think of Mori-senpai?"
"Eh? What do you mean?" I say, pausing from stuffing my face with cake.
"Like, I mean, do you like him?" Ugly #1 asked with a retarded "cute" face, but that didn't stop me from going red and stuttering.
"Of course not! Wh-why would I?" I noticed that Ugly #3 smirks at my answer.
"So, you wouldn't mind helping me get together with Mori-senpai?" Ugly #2 questioned. I stared at her struggling to choose whether to help her or not, I can't seem to turn my back on anyone, and yes, that includes retarded bitches who stuff their own bra with toilet paper.
"... I'm sorry but no. I will not help anyone get together with anybody within the Host Club. I believe your time is up," I stand up expressionless and start to leave when Ugly #2 pulls me towards her, over the coffee table and onto her making it look like I was going to punch her or something... Yup, I have definitely heard from Haruhi this had happened before. Ugly # 1, 2 and 3 start screaming.
"Help! Help! Assault! Violence!" etc. When all of a sudden Mori-senpai picks me up and places me down behind him.
"You are now banned from ever coming to the Host Club. I know you threw Natsumi's and Akira's bag into the fountain, Kyoya has proof of it. Furthermore, why in the world would Akira assault you? She's a girl," his expression, hard yet emotionless. Whoa... Mori-sempai said more than a sentence! It's a miracle! I stare at the trio as they sulk and walk out, embarrassed. Me, on the other hand, I'm smiling so much it's scary how big my mouth can stretch (A/N: jc: *smirk* that's what she said *smack* ow! animepuppy: don't be so perverted!). Ahh~~~ Now I can rela-
"AKIRA! IT'S COSPLAY TIME!" screamed Tamaki.
"...So much for relaxing" I pouted. I swear I think I heard Mori-senpai chuckle at me... Naw, probably just my imagination. Mori-senpai doesn't even smile that much so what are the chances of him laughing? ... Oh crap... it's tropical cosplay... I'm going to have to wear some sort of coconut bra and grass skirt with Natsumi...*facepalm*
-DO DODODO DO! BOP! -
WHILE THE AKIRA THING IS HAPPENING
Natsumi's POV:
"Welcome!" I greet a costumer as they enter, then I see Akira taking to those "girls". Hmm... Seems like there is going to be trouble… I better inform the others. I turn around, to go find Mori-senpai, when I bump into Kyoya-senpai.
"Kyoya-senpai! I'm sorry! I keep crashing into you these days! Anyways, I need to go talk to-" I was going to say more but Kyoya-senpai cuts me off.
"Don't worry, I have Mori-senpai going now," He said while pushing up his glasses, *shudder* how does he know everything? Then Kyoya-senpai motions for me to sit beside him. I sit down and looked at him curiously as he began to type away on his laptop. He has a slightly amused face that said "wait for it". Then all of a sudden I hear a crash behind me, I spin my head around so fast it would put an owl to shame, and see Akira on top of one of the girls. I stand up to go help Akira but I feel Kyoya-sempai's hand grab me and pull me onto his lap.
"Wha…"
"Watch." I obliged, sat still and watch the scene silently. I watched from how Mori-senpai saved Akira to where the trio went out of the room as red as a tomato. Then I hear Kyoya-senpai whisper
"We're doing cosplay now, it's a tropical theme, Akira is wearing coconut bras and a grass skirt. You, however, I didn't tell Akira this because if I did, she would murder me before I could get the chance to make Mori-senpai drool over her and take pictures, but you, I have something else in mind for you..."
I see his eyes glint... and I feel a chill crawl up my spine. I froze, then the ice was broken when Tamaki-sempai announced the "cosplay". *sigh* It's going to be a LONG day.
TBC
jc: I think animepuppy is somewhere doing a number 2 *smack* OW!
animepuppy: don't go making things up like that! I'm right here ya know!
jc: ya ya ya, ah bla bla bla. It's late and I'm tired
animepuppy: You're ALWAYS tired and hungry.
jc: explains why I'm fat.
animepuppy: ASDFGHJKL-YOU ARE NOT FAT
jc: whatever, anyways please stay tuned for our next chapter. Remember, if you want us to add in anything or give us constructive criticism, you are more than welcome to PM us or review this story. Don't worry I won't kill you... thoroughly. Good day to you Sir's and Madame's!
Animepuppy1599 and mangaluverJC out~
EDIT:
jc: gaaaaahh!
animepup:*le gasp* JC! YOUR ALIVE! *glomps jc*
jc: cant! *gasp* breathe!
animepup: Woops! sorry...i guess you doing that entire project for us was overwhelming huh?
jc: *glares* ya think? ok whatevs, just hand me that can of coke over there
animepup: *give jc can of coke*
jc: *drinking like theres no tomorow*
animepup:...better? *gawking at the speed jc is drinking*
jc:yeup, and now that im revived, i want to tell you guys that this will be a special little post since we will be posting 3 chapter at the same time to "make up" for our lateness- seriously animepup! stop gawking at me! it takes more to kill me ya know!
animepup: *still gawking and wondering how coke can revive someone*
jc: i lurv coke, but i hate pepsi, problem? *intimidating stare*
animepup: *gulp* N-no mam!
jc: good
Animepup1599 and MangaluverJC out~ (yet again)