jc: yo, it's been a looooooooooooooooo-

animepup: we get it!

jc: geez, calm your tits lady

animepup: *death glare*

jc: huh, ya think that works on me?

animepup: maybe not, but I know FOOD WORKS ON YOU!

jc: *eyes light up* watcha got?

animepup: I'll give it to you after we're done the chapter~

jc: YOU'RE SO CRUEL

animepup: I try, anyways we don't own anything cept for our OCs. ROLL STORY/FILM!

jc: enjoy mofos

*smack*

RECAP:

After we said good bye, Akira drove Haruhi home and dropped her off. I parked my ride in the garage, then went up stairs to wash-up for bed. Today was really fun, but also really confusing... I tried to decipher the actions of the boys, then my brained turned to mush, so I just gave up. Sighing, I dried my hair, slipped into my PJs and collapsed on my bed. I snuggle under the covers, and fall into a dream-less sleep almost instantly.

Akira's POV

Well...I wasn't expecting to be kidnapped. I was planning on skipping class today but before I jumped out the window towards freedom, I felt 4 hands on me and pulling me back and then carrying me to a huge white limo. *sigh*

"What do you guys want," I say slightly irritated at the Hitachiin brothers.

"We want to take you to Kyoya-senpai's resort!" They respond unfazed by the irritation surrounding me.

"...Not interested, I'm leaving," I answered bluntly and I start to crawling my way out when the rest of the male members push me back and say to me,

"I don't think you have a choice Akira," Great, another day wasted with a bunch of dumb donkeys. I sat beside Hikaru and Tamaki-senpai. Even better, I get to sit beside a wimp and a devil. I start to plan my escape when I see the doors open and Natsumi and Haruhi are shoved in here as well...They just had to kidnap my best friends as well didn't they.

"Not only did you have to drag me into this but Haruhi and Natsumi to eh?" I say in a scary tone.

"It was dono's idea," The twins say simultaneously. I smirk as I feel Tamaki-senpai sweating like crazy and edging away from me. I creep towards him and say in a slow, bitter, raspy whisper,

"You get to live another day," and he faints right on the spot. Geez, what a wuss, he even peed on himself a little onto the car...I'm glad it's not my car. I turn my attention to the time and we still had 35 minutes till we get to the resort. I open the roof window and I feel everyone staring at me. I shrug and I start to stand up and climb out of the limo when Haruhi and Natsumi both yell,

"NOOO!" and pull me back down.

"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!" Natsumi scolds at me.

"Uh, climbing out of the limo?" I reply. Natsumi is shaking her head at my response.

"Ok, ok I won't climb out, I'll just stand up," Natsumi snaps her head up looking at me cautiously. I just shrugged, why stay in my blazer and skirt when I can change into something else. I stood up to strip down and this time everyone realized what I was doing.

"AKIRA! STOP STRIPPING!" I hear Natsumi freak out while I feel Haruhi trying to pull me down into the seat. Then I see all the guys nose bleeding for some reason. This lasted for the rest of the ride to the resort...at least it was entertaining.

FINALLY AT THE RESORT...

Ah~ Finally! We're here! I just jumped out of the car and started to stretch. Then I thought it was the perfect time to start changing! I took off my blazer, bow tie and undershirt to reveal a scarlet tank top. Then I removed my skirt revealing a pair of army green short shorts. I pulled my shoes and socks off and replaced them with converse. I pulled out a pair of sunglasses and placed them on my head while putting my hair up into a high ponytail. I shoved my uniform into my bag, threw it into the limo and started to run towards the resort.

"See ya suckers~" I say to the others. I WAS going to sprint but a pair of hands caught me by the waist and threw me over his shoulders. Guess who it was, your wrong! It's Kyoya-senpai! Hahahaha, just kidding, it was Mori-senpai. Hanging over his shoulders isn't exactly the best position to be in. I feel really dizzy now, I look over his shoulder and see a bit of blood coming out of his nose, damn, what's with the guys and their nose bleeds today? I then get placed face down onto the soft sand...I'm not going to get up cause I'm still dizzy and this feels nice. I hear a door open and lift my head to see Haruhi coming out with a frilly pink bikini, and Natsumi with her blue bikini she bought a few chapters ago. I realize why they were looking at me. I stood up and brushed myself off.

"Well, it was nice hanging out with you guys...uh...um...now...bye!" I say awkwardly while making a run for the entrance. There's no freaking way they are going to get me to wear a bikini of any sort.

"MEN! Formation E!" I hear Tamaki-senpai yell and the boys form a blockade in front of me. I smirk, like that's going to stop me. I ran even faster until I was about one meter away from them, then, I jumped. Right over their heads. *click*, I took a photo of their facial expressions with my cell phone because they were priceless! Haha! I can just taste freedom right there, so close!

"AKIRA, IF YOU COME BACK HERE AND BEHAVE, I'LL BUY ANYTHING FOR YOU TO EAT!" I skid to a stop and stare at Natsumi from a distance.

"REALLY?"

"YES!"

"..." I started sprinting back and into the changing room. Passing by Natsumi I thought, maybe this won't be so bad...boy was I wrong...

Natsumi's POV

*sigh*, boy what a tiring day. First, stopping Akira from jumping out the limo, then getting her to try on swimsuits. I glanced at the change room when I heard voices.

"Ok, how about this one~" I heard one of the maids say.

"...It's transparent...why would I wear something so revealing?!" I blush as I remember the maids tried to make Haruhi wear the same thing. I look to my side to see Mori-senpai trying(and failing) to suppress a blush and a nose bleed. I then see Kyoya-senpai staring at me...I'm getting kind of scared of that look.

"Oh please, it's not like I'm going to rape you," He says as he returns his gaze towards his laptop...Did I think out loud AGAIN?

"Yes, you did," Everyone replied.

"..." I stayed quiet until I heard some more voices coming from the change room.

"Ok! Then wear this one!" I hear the maid say.

"...Are you sure you work for Hikaru and Kaoru's mother?" Akira says with doubt in her voice.

"Of course! Now put on this lingerie!"

"..."

*AWKWARD SILENCE* * Splat*

I turn to see Mori-senpai and a pile of blood on the floor, geez, what's up with Mori-senpai today? He's going to die from blood loss!

"I thought you said it was a swimming suit..." *crack* I turn my head back to hear Akira's menacing tone and the crack of her knuckles.

"N-now Akira! Why a-are you looking at us like that?" Another crack.

"KYAAAAAAAA!" The maids run out in terror. Oh my goodness, why must she be so violent...

"When you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself," and she walks out in a red bikini top and red swimming short shorts trimmed with the color of gold. She put on her shades and started running to the shade.

"LAST ONE DOWN HERE IS A ROTTEN EGG!" She screams at us. *chuckle*, she may be a complete weirdo but she's awesome like that.

-BY THE RIVER IN THE SAND-

I was in the sun building sand castles with Haruhi.

"Haruhi, can you hand me that bucket over there?"

"Hai," We continued building until Kyoya-senpai came over and tossed a hoodie at me and Haruhi.

"The one for Haruhi is from Hikaru and I gave you mine because the resort is going to rain soon," Kyoya-senpai says to us. I didn't reply anything to him, I just gave him a smile as a thanks and he walks away. I look up to wipe the sweat off my forehead and I see the most bizarre thing I will ever see! It's Akira on those lounge chairs. With a BOOK! She's READING it! It's on PHYSICS too!

"Something's wrong with Akira! Someone call 911! She's reading/studying! It's the end of the world!" I start freaking out, but she just looks up and face palms...but I was relieved when she put away her book and started to yell at Mori-senpai for drinking her pink lemonade...which I'm going to pay for. This thought was broken by some chuckling behind me. It was yet again Kyoya-senpai! Damn, this kid is everywhere!

"You do realize that Akira enjoys reading textbooks right?"

"..." Now that he mentions it... I think I've remembered Akira saying something about that once...

FLASHBACK:

Akira climbs into my window covered in cuts and bruises.

"Where were you? And why are you covered in scratches?" I ask, quickly getting my first aid kit.

"Oh, I just made a bet with this kid, I said that if I can jump out off the school roof and not die, he would get me the limited edition history books," She says while wincing at the rubbing alcohol I dabbed onto her wounds.

"...why textbooks?" I ask oblivious to why she wants them.

"Uh...Why not? They are limited edition and it includes every history book since 1932!" She exclaims while dodging my attempt of putting pink band aids on her.

"Well couldn't you get them?" I say while sticking a neon pink band aid onto her cheek.

"The thing is, the kid's parents owned the company selling it, and you can't find the limited edition anywhere else here," She replies while ripping off the pink band aids and putting on my Winnie the Pooh band aids...Why Winnie the Pooh? We'll never know.

"...Well, did you get them?" I say while sticking a tiger shaped band aid on her.

"Hell yea, do you think I would let him get away with not giving it to me if he ran away?" She says while sticking on the last band aid onto her inner thigh.

"So...translation: He tried to run away and not give you the books and you jumped on him then forced him to give them to you,"

"Pretty much,"

"..."

"..."

"Again, why?" I say after some silence.

"So I can read them, I'm a complete nerd if you haven't noticed,"

"Pfff, yea a complete violent nerd"

END OF FLASHBACK

Huh...Guess she is a nerd. I turn back to my sand castle when Kyoya-senpai asks me whether he can help Haruhi and I build as well.

"Sure!" I say to him.

AFTER LOTS OF SAND BALL FIGHTS..

"Yesh! We're finally done!" I exclaim as I hi-5 Haruhi and give Kyoya-senpai a big hug. It's not much but its special cause the normally emotionless boy actually came and had fun with us! This moment is short lived when the water came in and ruined our castle...*emo corner*...I drew circles in my emo corner...All that work for nothing...Kyoya-senpai wrote something down in his book and just left... and here I thought he was a good guy.

"Mitsukuni!" I snapped my head up to see Hunny-senpai getting "flushed" down and Mori-senpai slipping on a banana peel and skidding to a stop on his face...ouch. Nonetheless, I rushed out of my emo corner.

"Towards the pool! It's the shortest route!" We all rush to the pool and to see alligators snapping at us.

"KYAA!" I yell as we run back towards where we started. I look back to see Akira trying to pet the alligator *sweat drop* But she leaves them and walks back to us.

"This way!" Tamaki-senpai yells. And we run into even more alligators.

"Great, what now captain stupidity?" Akira says to him.

"W-well...Kyoya?" Kyoya sighs and explains to us how to get Hunny-senpai back. So we enter the jungle, who knew what awaited us in there. It was rain, what did you expect, one of us to be eaten by some vulture?

IN THAT PORCH THING

Akira's POV

That idiot just had to get Hunny-senpai flushed down to somewhere didn't he? Tamaki-senpai, I can't believe you are my senpai at all. *sigh* I watch the rain fall...It's so soothing, watching the cool water come pounding down onto this environment. I look up to see Mori-senpai watching the rain with a worried expression. So I got my lazy butt off the wooden seat and went by his side. I gently laid a hand on his.

"We've both known Hunny-senpai for a long time, don't be so worried, we both know he is very capable of taking care of himself,"

"..." There's a silence, then he smiles at me and gives me an "I know". I hear Tamaki-senpai and the Hitachin twins arguing again. What idiots.

"What's the relationship between Mori-senpai and Hunny-senpai?" Natsumi asks.

"Oh, well Mori-senpai's family used to serve Hunny-senpai's family until their cousins got married," I reply to Natsumi's question.

"Oh! That makes sense...then how do you know Mori-senpai and Hunny-senpai so well?"

"Our dad's are good friends with each other," I reply simply as I watch the rain slowly some to a stop. Mori-senpai starts to sniff the air, I sweat drop, it's his Mitsukuni senses tingling. He walks out towards a direction I was pretty sure was the wrong direction but I followed him anyways.

"Yo! Wait up Mori-senpai!" I yell as I pass a whole bunch of snakes, bugs, parrots, you name it! I kept slipping and sliding around in the mud...ugh, this. is. okay actually. I kept sliding in the mud till I get picked up by Mori-senpai...princess style for once instead of being thrown over his shoulders.

"Aren't I heavy?" I ask but he answers with a single shake of his head...Ok, whatevs, if he insists on carrying me, then I'll let him be.

BACK AT THE PORCH THINGY

"Yes, a teen is lost somewhere in the resort," Kyoya-senpai closes his phone and scans the room.

"...Where's Akira and Mori-senpai?...Oh well, oh that reminds me...maybe I should've told them that I had visitors here today...oh well, what are the chances of them finding Mori-senpai and Akira," He feels a bit of weight on his shoulder, he sees its Natsumi asleep on his shoulder. He smiles a smile only very limited people have seen before.

"Sweet dreams...Natsumi,"

BACK WITH AKIRA

We kept walking until we were surrounded with these silly looking men with guns.

"There is the object! A teen and a suspicious figure!" Baka #1 said.

"Release her or we'll have to use brute force," baka #2 said while grabbing me. I saw Mori-senpai's eyes flash dangerously as he punches baka #2.

"Suspicious figure is using violence, restrain him- Gak!" Baka #1 was saying until I kicked him square in the face. Mori-senpai and I stand back to back looking at all of our attackers.

"Akira! Takashi! Duck!" In came Hunny-senpai swinging on a vine and beating the crap out of every police person or whatever they are. He gave a huge speech on how arresting his friends is a big no-no and they kept apologizing and grovelling and such. Geez, when is this day going to be over? I've had enough drama for today. I start to walk towards the porch house thing when something gets caught on my bikini string and unloosened it.

"LOOK AWAY YOU PERVERTS!" I screamed, how embarrassing, well at least it didn't fall, I had just enough time to catch them and tie them again. But during that time, everybody started to nose bleed again. My goodness, how many times has everyone nose bleeded today? Like three times? Shouldn't they be dead by now? Ah, whatever, let's just start heading back.

BACK WITH THE OTHERS

Natsumi's POV

I see Akira and the others in the distance and we all greet them with a group hug. I'm actually glad to see Akira after realizing I fell asleep on the shadow king's shoulder...*shudder* what if he black mails me with it? What if he-

"Hey look! It's a sunset!" Tamaki-senpai says as if it were the most magical thing on earth.

"Well thank you captain obvious! I can see with my own eyes you know," Akira retorts. And there he goes again, growing mushrooms in his emo corner. I still don't know how he grows mushrooms! I have a mental conversation with Akira.

'go apologize to him!'

'I refuse'

'please?'

'no'

'...I'll buy you some ice cream'

'...I hate you'

'I love you too, now go apologize to Tamaki-senpai'

'...Sometimes I wish I wasn't a sucker for food'

'Well you are, now go!'

Akira glares at me as she approaches Tamaki-senpai.

"Yo, Tamaki-senpai, I guess you're right about it being a pretty sunset...I mean it's special because all of us are here," Akira says awkwardly while rubbing the back of her neck. Tamaki-senpai all of a sudden stood up and became his fashionista self again.

"Well, I always had a sense of compassion in friendship moments, and of course beaut-" *KONK*

"Don't get too cocky pretty boy," Akira says with an irritation mark on her forehead and put her fist out in front of her. We're all walking along the water edge when I thought of what Haruhi said before, she said she didn't like artificial places like this but what about beaches?

"Hey guys, why don't we go to a beach next?" I suggest.

"Haruhi said she didn't like to go to those kinds of places so-" Tamaki-senpai was cut off by an Akira.

"Tamaki-senpai, shut up,"

"Yes ma'am,"

"Actually, I really like oceans and beaches, I think it's a great idea!" Haruhi says, everyone else agrees.

"Well, next time we go on a break, we go to the beach," Kyoya-senpai says while putting his arms around my shoulders and whispers,

"Great idea Natsumi," I smile at him as we watch the sun set in the horizon.

jc: ok, where's my food?

animepup: here you go *hands a giant bowl of ice cream*

jc: I'm already fat... this will probably make me obese... oh well, FOOD IS MY LIFE *starts eating ice cream*

animepup: Ya don't have to eat so fast... no one's gunno take is from you...oh yea, ik we say this every chapter but, if you wanna make any requests on one shots in manga/anime/tv shows/ you name it! Go right on ahead and pm us and tell us what you want us to do

jc: I'm going to be positive for now but if you guys have any constructive criticism to give us or any suggestions on how to make your enjoyment in reading our stories better, pls do tell us

animepup: yeup! And that's all we have to say

jc: I feel rly bad making you edit all of my poop *puts down empty bowl*

animepup: don't be ridiculous, this was a long chapter (and how the hell did you finish so fast?!)

jc: that means you had to work even harder to edit!

*argument resumes on facebook for over 5 hours and 48 min and 33 seconds and still counting*

Animepup1599 and MangaluverJC out~