animepup: hello! So this is going to be our last chapter for Ouran for now right?
jc: *emo corner*
animepup: are you still upset over chapter 7?
jc: *nods head*
animepup: oh god, how long are you going to sulk
jc: until I start to write better
animepup: ok then...
jc: *stare*
animepup: since jc here is not talking, we don't own anything, oh that reminds me! This chapter is more of Haruhi's POV, so it's kinda special I guess
jc: *stare*
animepup: ...stop staring at me
jc: *staring at readers*
animepup: and stop staring at the readers
jc: *rolls to her side* if you guys like "scary pictures" search up Jeff the Killer, he is claimed to be scary but I don't think so
animepup: ...that was random but ok!
jc: Roll Story!
RECAP:
"Hey guys, why don't we go to a beach next?" I suggest.
"Haruhi said she didn't like to go to those kinds of places so-" Tamaki-senpai was cut off by an Akira.
"Tamaki-senpai, shut up,"
"Yes ma'am,"
"Actually, I really like oceans and beaches, I think it's a great idea!" Haruhi says, everyone else agrees.
"Well, next time we go on a break, we go to the beach," Kyoya-senpai says while putting his arms around my shoulders and whispers,
"Great idea Natsumi," I smile at him as we watch the sun set in the horizon.
Haruhi's POV
Damn, I still can't get used to this, I am currently with Hunny-senpai, Mori-senpai, and Natsumi, all of us are wearing traditional kimono's and while we sit by the blooming cherry blossoms watching Hunny-senpai whisk the green tea...I think he might be going a bit over board.
"Uh...Hunny-senpai...I think that's enough," Natsumi says nervously. She actually said it! Uh-oh...Hunny-senpai's eyes well up in tears.
"N-no Hunny-senpai! It's the perfect amount for both of us!" One of the girls drank the drop of green tea while the other said, "yes yes it's just right." Really? This really should be a face palm moment but since Natsumi is holding back I will as well.
"Did you know we will be holding a ball later on in the week to celebrate the majestic beauty of these cherry blossoms? Please do come, we would love to have you," Natsumi says with a smile to try and change the subject.
"Oh that's right, these cherry blossoms belong to the Host club am I right?" One of the girls said, wait these cherry blossoms belong to the host club ALONE? *sigh* Damn these rich kids. I look up to see Tamaki-senpai do another one of his cheesy lines.
"-well, none of them can add up to the beauty of my princess," He says while holding her hands. I almost burst out laughing when I see Akira making an imitation of barfing behind him. Natsumi must have noticed to because she was giggling too. Then I see the twins put on their usual act. This time it's something that got caught in Kaoru's eye.
"Kaoru, here," Hikaru removed Kaoru's hands from his face and wiped his eye with a hankie while looking into his eyes.
"Hikaru..." Kaoru looks back with a "wanting" look.
"Kaoru..." Akira face palms in the background.
"KYA!" A few girls yell while those hearts of moe come out... I seriously don't get the girls here.
"Quickly! Don't let this chance fly by and keep watching them," The girls whisper to each other.
"You ladies are absolutely right, that's why I've put together a photo album of all the host club members, buy the entire set and I'll give you a discount," Kyoya-senpai said popping up behind them. Wow...So...This is how the club earns money? I look at my kimono, it's a plain light red and a mahogany waist wrap around. I wish my kimono was more like Natsumi's. Her's is so much prettier and sophisticated. It's a cerulean blue with white cherry blossoms topped off with a black and gold and red ribbon tied around her waist. It sucks to pretend to be a boy. But then I remember Akira and how she refuses to wear the maid outfit.
EARLIER TODAY...
"Akira! For today's event, can you wear this maid outf-" Tamaki says
"No," Akira's voice was firm as she stares him down and grabs one of the male waiter outfits.
"Aw~ is Akira mad today?" Oh no...Tamaki-senpai, why are you such an idiot.
"Aw~ Does Tamaki-senpai want to be gutted and barbecued by me today?" Akira replies in a way too cheerful tone. But that did the trick, Tamaki-senpai curled up in a corner and started to shudder. But when he recovered, he magically pulled out a kimono which was very frilly and pink (A/N: don't ask how a kimono can be like that, it just is)and said in a sing song voice,
"Oh Natsumi~" Natsumi turns around smiling,
"What is it Tamaki-senpai?"
"Wear this fo-" Natsumi's face turns into a horrified face.
"Oh hell NO! But thanks for the suggestion~ I will go get another kimono!" Natsumi says while skipping out...wow, talk about split personality. At that moment Akira walks in with the waiter outfit only she's wearing black high heels instead and she doesn't have her vest on.
"So, you guys ready?" She asks as Natsumi appears behind her.
CURRENT TIME
I laugh as Natsumi goes to restrain Akira from beating the living crud out of Tamaki-senpai. It's hard to believe that Natsumi and Akira can be such good friends when their personalities are complete opposites. Heh, I guess opposites do attract. Speaking of personalities, there's a super sale at the supermarket today...Maybe I can get there in time before the sale ends...wait, what does that have to do with personalities? Oh yea! I remember now. I look towards my right at Mori-senpai. He is staring intently at Akira, it's funny how they both like each other a lot but Akira refuses to admit it and Mori-senpai is just...being Mori-senpai about it. I turn my gaze towards my left to look at Kyoya-senpai. He seems to be focused on his laptop but I noticed how he sneaks short glances at Natsumi once in a while. These two are very confusing. I don't think they realize it, but they lllllllike each other (A/N: yes, to those who just simply adore fairy tail, this was a fail attempt at happy). I am so happy to have friends like them no matter how stupid they can get. They may be damn rich people but I love these damn rich people.
BREAK TIME
The Hitachin surround me and overwhelm me with questions on what courses I'm going to take.
"Mommy...I have this theory..."
"Yes, daddy?" Kyoya-senpai says without lifting up his head from his laptop.
"I think...that being in the same grade as Haruhi makes the twins and Akira and Natsumi spend more time with her than me,"
"You just noticed?"
"...wait...so that means...MY PRECIOUS HARUHI IS SPENDING A LOT OF TIME WITH THAT BARBARIC UNLADY-LIKE TEEN, AKIRA!"
"What did you say about me you prissy boy," Akira growls while putting Tamaki-senpai into a head lock and nooging him.
"Nothing!" Tamaki-senpai replies.
"Now now Akira, slowly release Tamak-" Natsumi starts to say before Akira interrupts her.
"Did I mention that he called you fat earlier because you refused to wear the pink kimono?"
"...DIE!" and now Natsumi has him in a headlock.
"I'M SORRY!" Tamaki-senpai screams with tear spraying out of his eyes.
"Oh yeah, I just remembered that we have physical exams tomorrow," Hunny-senpai says out of nowhere. Everyone stops what they're doing and looks at me.
"So, what's the plan for Haruhi?" Akira asks.
"What do you mean?" Tamaki-senpai replies.
"...She is a girl if you've forgotten, if she is found out that she is a girl, she won't be able to come to host club and pay off her debt," Natsumi says in a exasperated tone. I sigh and I walk out wondering what will happen tomorrow.
THE NEXT DAY...
I'm walking down the hallways with Natsumi, Akira, Hikaru and Kaoru to the nurse's office.
"So what are the physical exams like here?" I ask, wondering what it would be like in a rich school such as this one.
"Oh, it's just like normal ones," Hikaru replies.
"Haruhi, Brace yourself," I hear Akira whisper into my ear.
"It's anything but normal," Natsumi says to me while the doors open to reveal a row of nurses and doctors...Damn these rich people. I get led into a room but on the way I see Hunny-senpai and Mori-senpai dressed up as doctors and the Hitachiin twins put up another act. I'm pushed into a room and then I see a topless Tamaki-senpai, ugh, that was something I didn't need to see.
"Fear not Haruhi! I shall protect your gender secret," He says very, VERY loudly. He walks out with a brown wig on and guess what happened? No one bought it, no one believed it was me for a second. Now there's a commotion outside and then I see Akira sneak in and pull me out. I am then pulled into a room.
"There, we should be safe...for now," Akira said while wiping her forehead.
"Geez, you guys took so long I was getting worried," Natsumi pops in to say.
"Well, Ms. Fujioka, I have been informed of your current "condition", so I will be your doctor, along with Ms. Yamamoto and Ms. Suzuki here," The woman said to us. I looked at Akira and Natsumi as they started to take their clothes off, so I rushed to do so as well...But something doesn't feel right...Akira must have felt it too since she looked up and furrowed her eyebrows. She cautiously looked around the room and then she shrugged. Then I guess nothing's wrong if- *zing* suddenly she rushes past me and Natsumi at the speed of light and catches a person peeping on us...Oh he is dead.
"GREAT! Now I can't get married anymore!" Both Akira and Natsumi yell at the exact same time. Akira grabs the peeping tom by his hair and pulls him out the door...she seems to have forgotten that she is only wearing a bra and panties.
"Akira! Wait! You're not fully dressed!" Natsumi yells frantically as she chases Akira outside half naked as well. *Sigh* I wrapped a towel around me and took another two for Natsumi and Akira. Wait...I can't reveal I'm a girl...dammit!
"Kyoya-senpai! How did a peeping tom sneak into here! I thought you said there was no one who can enter!" I hear Akira yell.
"Akira! You're half naked!" I hear Natsumi say frantically.
"...I already can't marry because of this jerk so why does it matter?" Akira says angrily. I take a peek outside to see most of the guys on the floor with a nose bleed.
"But your still half naked and *whisper whisper*," Natsumi says nervously.
"What? I did not wear that toda-" Akira looks down to see that she wore a red and black lacy bra and panties to school.
"...I think you should wear something too considering your wearing those yellow and black ones," Akira says while pointing and Natsumi. Natsumi is about to scream when Mori-senpai throws his shirt to Akira and Kyoya-senpai to Natsumi. I swear I saw them death glare at all the other guys in the room as if saying, "back off". Uh *shudder*, the shadow king and the silent strong one...most horrible combination you can possibly imagine.
"Thanks Mori-senpai!" Akira said while putting on her shirt which reached to her mid-thighs.
"Thank you," Natsumi says as the shirt falls to mid thigh as well.
"Now that the nudity problem is over, I'm going to sue you so hard it'll not only have you in debt even after you die, but your ancestors would be in debt as well," Akira whispers in a low scary voice.
"How do you sue someone's ancestors?" A girl recklessly pipes up. Akira slowly turns her head and somehow her fangs came out.
"Are you questioning me?"
"No ma'am!" The girl scuttled away back into the crowd.
"Now now Akira, you don't want to destroy everyone, so just calm down," Natsumi says to Akira in a soothing tone.
"...fine...let's just kick his ass and leave him to Kyoya-senpai," After all that commotion everything went back to normal as if nothing happened. Akira was still very pissed so in the end Mori-senpai took her out to eat ice cream since both Natsumi and I were busy on that day. And she forgot all about what happened today. Which I guess is a good-no great thing! Who knows what else will happen in Ouran when those two are here...
TBC
jc: that was...HORRIBLE!
animepup: *sigh* please, be optimistic for once.
jc:... fine, for now
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animepup: I thought you were going to be optimistic!
jc: I am, just...jc's version of optimistic
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