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jc: what, are you trying to be high class?
animepup: …
jc: well, darling, you are gunno have to work harder~
animepup: did you just call me darling? And was that just in a British accent?
jc: deal with it!
animepup: … have you been watching youtube videos with cute british people in them?
jc: ….WELL, MOVING ON!
animepup: Hey! jc-
jc: ROLL STORY!
RECAP:
"Hey, do you know what's going on?" I ask over the noise. She slumps into her desk looking like she saw a nightmare.
"Kyoya-senpai took the film that was filmed yesterday, cut off certain scenes and sold it to a lot of people," She groaned while hitting her head against the desk. I hung my head down, maybe this energy drink was an apology for that? I'll never know. All I know now is that today is going to be a looooooong day.
Haruhi's POV
I got the advertised specials! The supermarket really is the best place to spend a Sunday morning. Once I get home, I have laundry and cleaning to do... Huh? Why... is there a giant group of people in front of my apartment? Wait... why is there a limo? Oh god, please don't tell me it's...
"Huh, so this is Haruhi's house?" *facepalm* It's the Host Club... Damn these rich people!
"Listen people!" I hear Tamaki-senpai's voice. "This is just a 'we happen to be passing by' sort of visit. It is DEFINITELY not research on the Fujioka family's standard of living. The words 'shabby','cramped', and 'run-down' are absolutely forbidden! Under no circumstances are you to say or do anything that will make Haruhi or her father to want us to leave!"
"Too late for that! Go away, right now!" I yell at them. The boys turn to look at me,
"Nice outfit!" The twins and Tamaki-senpai comment.
"Shut up! Get the hell out of here!" I glare daggers at them.
"NOOOOOOO! HARUHI IS USING INCREDIBLY DIRTY LANGUAGE!"Tamaki-senpai screams with despair. *Facepalm*
"Excuse me, Haruhi-chan."
"Oh, Miss Landlady."
"Driving up in foreign cars like this, are these people the Yakuza or something?" (A/N Don't ask us who or what the Yakuza is, if ya don't know, that's what Google is for) Before the landlady could continue, Tamaki-senpai approaches and"greets" her.*double facepalm*
"Pleased to meet you madam. My name is Suoh, and I'm one of Haruhi's friends." He takes her hand and uses his "princely charm".And...the landlady is defeated... *triple facepalm*
AFTER THE BOYS TRESPASSED INTO THE BUILDING
"Ok, you guys get a really quick look. Like REALLY quick, got it? As soon as you're done, you have to leave,"
"Haru-chan! Haru-chan! I brought a gift! It's cake!" Hunny-senpai grins at me.
"Well, I guess we can have some tea..." I turn around to unlock the door to see...
"Welcome home, Haruhi~"
"We prepared some tea~"
...Why... is Natsumi-chan and Akira-chan here?! They're sipping tea with my dad in my living room like perfect ladies... Wait... When did Akira start being ladylike! The world is ending! *Mindblown*. I'm speechless, but not nearly as shocked as the boys behind me.
"..."
"..."
"EHHHH?!" Everyone screams simultaneously, ugh, my ears.
"How did you guys get in?" I ask Natsumi-chan and Akira-chan. They just point at the window.
"Courtesy of Akira." Natsumi says.
"Damn right!" Akira grins, a liiiittle creepily.
"Akira broke in by picking your lock and boosting me up in here yada yada yada, Anyways, why are the boys here?" Natsumi asks, pointing at the shocked, frozen statues behind me. Kyoya-senpai thaws first,
"A wood-built, two-story 2K. Hm, a pretty good size for a commoner's 2 member family." *sweatdrop* the first thing Kyoya-senpai does is analyze the room, typical. Following his lead, the rest of the host club unfreezes from shock.
Akira's POV
"You! What are you doing in my precious daughter's house?" Tamaki-sempai points at me. *sigh* I was having a pretty chill day, until the prissy boy showed up.
"Oh you know, I was just planning on raping and murdering her-OF COURSE NOT! Jesus Tamaki-senpai, did you really think I would do that? We're just here to hang out with Haruhi," I gesture to Haruhi.
"...So why couldn't you use the door?" the twins ask.
"Oh, that would be my fault. See, Akira has this tendency of climbing through my window and saying that using the front door is weird, so I thought I would try it today...It's quite scary yet thrilling," Natsumi replies. The room is silent...
"ANYWAYS, what are you boys doing here, trespassing Haruhi's home?" I ask. I then hear Tamaki-senpai say "like you're not?!" but I decided to let it slide.
"They just wanted to 'discover' my home, it's apparently fascinating to look through a 'commoners' home," Haruhi says rolling her eyes.
"Well then, shall you boys join us?" Natsumi says. Well there goes my chance of having a chat with Haruhi's dad while he's probably going to be busy sniffing at the boys when he gets back...*sigh* maybe another time. I toss the teacup somewhere across the room and get out of my 'ladylike' position and stretch.
"Hey Haruhi! Since there are so many people, we should go and buy more stuff! Come on! Let's go and shop for...whatever you need!" I say while pulling Haruhi and Natsumi out the door. I pop my head back in the door just to say.
"Have fun with Mr. Fujioka boys~" I give them a wink and start pulling them towards the bus stop (yes, we rich people do use buses...at least Natsumi and I do)
Natsumi's POV
As we were making our way to the supermarket, we ran into Haruhi's dad.
"Hello, Mr. Fujioka!" Akira and I greeted him.
"Oh, Dad. You're home pretty early today." Haruhi says.
"Why, good afternoon girls! Where are you heading to?"He asks.
"Well, we're going to the supermarket to buy more ingredients for dinner because the b-mmmmhmm!"
"Because Haruhi forgot to buy something! Hahaha! We'll be leaving now, see you later Mr. Fujioka!" Akira clamps her hand over my mouth and quickly drags us towards the market.
"Phew, that was close. He almost found out about the boys." Akira sighs.
"MMMM-MMHMMM!"
"Oh right." She finally removes her hand from my mouth, I can breathe again!
"Akira-chan, why didn't you want to tell my dad about the host club members?" Haruhi asks, confused.
"Well, wouldn't it be more interesting this way?"Akira has a sadistic smirk on her face. *le shudder*
AT THE SUPERMARKET…
"There is a time sale here!"
"It's really cheap!"
"Come try our new products!"
No matter how many times I come shopping with Haruhi, it always surprises me how lively and… loud this place is.
"OMG! Akira! Aren't these the ice pops you love so much? Lets buy some~" I pull both of them over to the frozen foods section.
"… yes!" Akira immediately grabs like… 5 billion boxes.
"Akira!" Both Haruhi and I laugh and TRY to reduce the little mountain of ice pops Akira created in the shopping basket. Suddenly I hear a familiar voice behind me,
"It's such a rare chance, I should buy more of these."I spin around to see Kyoya-senpai looking at instant coffee… Why instant coffee, I have no idea.
"Hey, since when was Kyoya-senpai here?!" I ask.
"Didn't you notice?" Akira seems unfazed.
"….no…"
"Well, my dad probably brought them here." Haruhi concludes. Akira and I share a little thought, let's go "greet" the boys!
Akira POV
I look at the list of things I need to get for Haruhi, I then run up to Mori and Hunny-senpai, I grab their hands and start dragging them across the mall towards the shopping carts.
"SEE YA GUYS IN 10 MINUTES!" I yell back, while grabbing a helmet. By now, Hunny-senpai and Mori-senpai are running with me. I see a shopping cart, I look at Hunny-senpai, sharing a knowing look. I grab him and jump into the shopping cart while yelling,
"TALLY-HO MOFOS!" And Mori-senpai starts pushing the cart from behind us on instinct. This is like when we were younger when Natsumi wasn't around to play...
FLASHBACK TO WHEN AKIRA WAS 5 YEARS OLD...
"Push me harder!" I giggle as Takashi kept pushing me on the swing (At that time I still called him Takashi and Hunny-senpai Mitsukuni).
"Wee~" I scream in excitement.
"Akira! It's time to go!" I heard my dad yell. I get off the swings and bid Takashi a good bye, not knowing that I would be moving the next day...
FLASHBACK ENDS
"WOOOOO!" Hunny-senpai and I both yelled while people got outta the way for us. We entered Aisle 7, we need cookies. I stood up on the fast moving cart and grabbed a pack of...Chili cookies?! Oh well, they're still cookies. Next aisle! Mori-senpai all of a sudden went in reverse and stopped causing me to fall out of the cart and crash onto him and land in an awkward position. My face an inch away from his, I'm straddling him and at that exact moment an old man came by and starts to rant about us.
"Young teenagers these days, they don't care who or where they f*ck with as long as they're satisfied, damn kids don't think about consequences thinking they can have sex anywhere without giving a single damn," and the old man continues but Mori-senpai and I are both wide eyed and (well at least I am) as red as a tomato. I get off him dust off myself jump back into the cart with Hunny-senpai who watched the whole thing with his pervert face and munching on his own cookies.
"Come on! Let's keep on shopping!" I say to Mori-senpai as if nothing happened before...well I know that I'm never going to forget this experience. Hey look! There are the potato's we need!
Natsumi's POV
Ok... let's see... Haruhi wrote here that she needs...milk, coffee and...mushrooms? Ok then... Hm... where is that coffee... ah! Found it! I see the rows of instant coffee lined up on the top shelf, I stand on my tip toes, trying to reach the brand on sale today. Uh, almost... there! God, how I wish I was as tall as Akira, *sigh*.
"Here." I spin around to see Kyoya-sempai handing me the coffee.
"Oh and for the record, there are no issues with your height."
"Wha- did I-"
"Yes."
"... Anyways, thanks for helping me!" I smile gratefully.
"I'm extremely curious, how do these commoner supermarkets work anyways?"
"Uh, well. I think they have a big sale on various products every Sunday, which is well...today. Anyways, usually, the things that are on the biggest sale have taste test booths. And the price tags are also coloured green, while the regular sales are coloured red and the normal prices are yellow." I guide Kyoya-senpai to one of the taste test areas. Oooooh, ice cream! I try the peach flavour, yum~. I smile in bliss, then I hear a soft chuckle behind me.
"What?"
"Nothing, you are so adorable."Kyoya-senpai pats me on the head and grabs a box of the ice cream.
'And I think we might need this to cool you down." He glances at me, and my already extreme blush somehow turns even redder, great...
Haruhi's POV
"Haruhi!" The twins exclaim, "Say ah~"
"Huh wha-" I turn around, only to have them pop something into my mouth. *chew chew chew*
"Wow, this chocolate tastes pretty good!" As soon as I say that, the twins grin at each other, then drag me over to buy some.
"HOLD! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TO MY DAUGHT-" *SMACK* No, I nor Akira smacked him. This time it was my father, well my REAL father.
"Suoh-kun~"
"Yes, father- ow ow ow ow ow!" My father grabs Tamaki-senpai's ear and pulls him away. Ok then...
"Haruhi~ let's buy some juice! Oh, let's get these too! Ne, Haruhi! What are these, we should get some!" The twins grab a shopping cart and starts piling a bunch of stuff into the cart while yelling back at me. Oh well, I'll let father and Tamaki-senpai talk. I gotta stop the crazy boys first!
"Oi! Hikaru! Kaoru! Come back!"
Akira's POV
We're all sitting around the kotatsu (requested by Tamaki-senpai, A.K.A: the prissy boy) and eating hot pot (also requested by prissy boy A.K.A: Tamaki-senpai) and ugh, it's so freaking damn hot!
"Uh, Akira? It's ok to eat slower, no one's going to take your food away." Natsumi looks at me with my overflowing bowl and mouth full of food.
"Itsh shnot nat- *gulp* It's not that bad, remember THAT time. Compared, I say this isn't NEARLY as bad."
"What time? Oh wait... you mean that day you came over after the sports festival? Oh god..." Natsumi goes pale, oops? And, now all the boys are looking at me slightly horrified. That's right bitches! *mentally snaps fingers* Cause I'm a mind scarring girl! *fail*
*ahem* "Anyways, dad? How did you know about everybody in the host club?" Haruhi asks.
"Oh, of course it's all thanks to my texting buddy, Kyoya-kun!"
"Thank you for always providing me information about your daughter, Ranka-san."
"..."
"EHHHHHHH?!" I choke on my meat. *hacking**dying* Natsumi immediately hands me a cup of water, I smile gratefully, or as gratefully as a choking person can manage.
"KYOYA! Why didn't you tell me about this!" Tamaki-senpai exclaims.
"He approved of his precious daughter to enter our club. Of course I must keep in touch with him. This should have been your job though." This sends Tamaki-senpai into his emo mushroom corner in the closet, I smirk.
"Dad! You should have told me you were talking with Kyoya-senpai!" Haruhi says.
"But Haruhi! You never talk about school." Mr. Fujioka/Ranka-san replies indignantly. Haruhi just sigh and turns to Tamaki-senpai's emo corner he set up in her closet,
"And senpai, please stop growing weird mushrooms in other people's closets."
Natsumi's POV
Mr. Fujioka claps his hands and exclaims,
"Oh, we should look at Haruhi's photo album!" He immediately grabs the album and shows everyone the pictures before Haruhi could object. Everyone "ooh-ed" and "aah-ed" and "aww-ed" at the pictures. But Haruhi was indeed adorable! She had her hair in pig tails, and had little pink dresses and cute little outfits. And she even had on this absolutely precious little swim suit on in one of the pictures.
"Wait, who are the kids with Haruhi in this photo?" Hikaru points at a picture of Haruhi, and little girl with a fuchsia silky frilly dress and ribbons in her hair, and the other in khaki shorts, a cameo t-shirt and a baseball cap.
"Oh, that would be Akira-chan and Natsumi-chan! You three were simply the most adorable creatures!" Mr. Fujioka gushed.
"Oh, let me guess. The one in the pink dress and Natsumi and the other little tomboy was Akira, right?" Kaoru said, Akira just snorted in response.
"Well... actually... This is me, and this is Akira." I point first at the tomboy, then at the girl in the dress. The boys all go silent, and the only thing you could hear was Akira eating. Tamaki-senpai crawls out of his emo corner long enough to say,
"B-but you're so, so... and Akira is so... what?!" I blink in confusion.
"Is there really that big of a difference between the me in the photo and the current me?" The boys all sweat drop.
"Hehe, and to think Akira had her hair tied with pink ribbons and has a dark pink dress on." The twins comment.
"IT'S F***ING FUSCHIA!" Akira yells blushing red in shame, I laugh. Then everyone starts laughing as well, except for Tamaki-senpai and his mushroom friends.
TBC
jc: enjoyed tht mofos?
animepup: im even going to bother to tell u not to call the readers tht
jc: they got to have a mentally scarring image of Akira and Natsumi completely different from the present them, be thankful
animepup: ...ur SO nice *sarcasm*
jc: why thank you *purposely not noticing the sarcasm*
animepup: ...I give up
jc: good
animepup: Wha?! No! Wait! FUUUUUUUUU-
Animepupy1599 and Mangaluverjc out~