This was originally supposed to be an omake, but then I felt bad for ignoring my other stories to write a massive chapter for "Hibari Gets a Roommate". So here's the chapter that you've been waiting for! Hope you enjoy! I don't own Hetalia

"What do you want?" Scotland answered the phone with a yawn.

"I don't know," Hong Kong answered.

"Is this a group call?" Seychelles answered.

"Indeed it is," England says.

"What do you want?" all three nations say.

"Once everyone's on the line, I tell you my purpose in calling you. Until then, How about a pleasant chat?"

"Since when were we able to have a pleasant chat with you!?" Two more voices, one male Ireland the other female Ireland, added in.

"Can everyone just be calm?" Female England voice says.

"Just say what you want to say so we can go on with our day," Wales says.

'This is why I didn't want to call my family…' England thinks with a sigh.

"Well?" Everyone says.

"A civilians been kidnapped by the 2P!s and Alfred and I are currently responsible for this civilian," England starts, "we kinda need help because we think that the 2P!s want to use this as an excuse to start World War III."

"What have you gotten yourself into?" Ireland groans.

"Why can't this person just save himself?" Scotland says.

"Harsh," Seychelles says.

"You think that a normal, human, civilian can fight off an army consisting of the 2P!s?" Female England voice says.

"Why not?" Scotland asks.

"She can only take on so many people by herself," England says.

"She?" Ireland, Scotland and Wales ask, amazed that their brother, the self-proclaimed gentleman would have let a female human civilian get kidnapped by anyone.

"This is the same girl who could fight off America," England points out, knowing what his brothers are thinking.

"Oh," his brothers say, understanding more of the picture now.

"Like that even matters!?" Female England and Female Ireland ask, astonished by their male counter parts.

"Why are you all still surprised by that?" Female Scotland says.

"Should I get the fireworks?" Hong Kong says.

"No…" England says. "On second thought they might be necessary, just don't blow anyone else up."

"Spread the word?" Seychelles asks.

"To everyone you know," England confirms.

"Where's Sealand?" Seychelles asks.

"He refused to pick up, would you mind telling him?"

"Sure thing!" Seychelles says before she hangs up.

"I'm going back to bed," Scotland says with a yawn.

"You do realize that we have a world meeting today anyway, right?" Ireland and Wales point out.

"Goddammit!" Scotland says, presumably dropping his phone based on the muffled noises and pounding footsteps that everyone is hearing.

"So what's our course of action?" Female England asks.

"We're going to meet at the world meeting place, and discuss there," England says.

"How do you know that everyone will be on time?" Female England asks.

"I have the fireworks," Hong Kong says.

"Bring those to the world meeting," England says to Hong Kong. "I know that everyone will be on time because those who are usually late are excited to officially meet the civilian who was kidnapped… And America is bugging everyone out of bed, he started with Greece and so far it seems to be working…" England sighs, looking over to America, also on a group call.

"I'll tell the girls," Female England and Ireland say.

"Thank you," England says, hearing a click.

"We're having a world meeting?" Hong Kong says.

"You're in New York City, aren't you?"

America was trying to call the Allies and the Axis, but ended up with more people.

"Ciao," Veneziano Italia says.

"What do you want, hamburger bastard!?" Romano Italia says.

"Germany speaking," Germany says.

"This is Japan speaking," Japan says.

"What do you need this time, Amerique?" France says.

"We already know about the world meeting," China yawns.

"Something happened with Rosario, da?" Russia asks, menacing aura coming through the phone.

"What do you want with big brother?" Belarus says.

"Some…thing…wrong?" Greece says.

"Hola! Como estas?" Spain asks.

"Hello," Canada says softly.

"Ze awesome Prussia is here!" Prussia says.

"What?" Netherlands says.

"Something wrong?" Belgium says.

"I did not call this many people…" America says.

"We're with the people who're your talking to," Spain, Romano, Greece, Netherlands, Belgium and Prussia says.

"Belarus?" America says.

"I always keep tabs on big brother," She simply states, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"I was right, wasn't I?" Russia says.

"Shut up, commie," America says.

"What happened with Rosario?" Germany asks, facepalming on the other side of the line.

"She was kinda kidnapped by the 2P!s," America says, preparing himself for what's to come.

"What?" Greece, Netherlands, China and Belgium ask, not knowing what's going on.

"You let her get kidnapped by the 2P!s?" Russia asks, scary aura getting stronger.

"I got knocked out, England says that she managed to fight off some of them, but 2P! Canada got her," America says.

"What was Angleterre doing?" France asks.
"He was fighting off Canada's 2P and his 2P," America supplies.

"How do you know this if you were unconscious?" Russia asks.

"We did a tactical meeting once I woke up," America answered.

"How'd they even get to her?" Spain asks.

"Al, my 2P, walked out into the road as the car we were all in approached."

"We're getting her back, da?" Russia says.

'How'd she and Russia bond faster than I did with her?' America thinks.

"That's the new subject for the meeting," Germany says.

"Right-oh!" America says.

"We'll be over immediately," Everyone says, even the ones who have no idea who Rosario is.

"Guys, call the girls, girls call the guys, and call everyone who doesn't know," America says.

"I'm going to assume that Hong Kong knows because he has fireworks," China says with a sigh.

"Then call everyone else."

"We're calling everyone?" Romano asks, dubiously.

"Yes, everyone," America says.

"Signing off," Germany says, followed by a click.

"We need to prepare Romano," Veneziano says.
"Indeed we do," Romano agrees.

"Ciao," They both says handing up.

"I will see you at the meeting," Russia says, hanging up. Another click follows; everyone just assumes that that was Belarus.

"Boss Spain will be there," Spain says, hanging up.

"Too troublesome," Netherlands says, hanging up

"We'll be there," Belgium says.

"I'll gather Asia," China says, clicking.

"I'll help him gather Asia," Japan says.

"Where were you throughout this conversation?" America asks, confused.

"I was preparing some stuff for the situation," Japan replies.

"How'd you know what the situation was?"

"I read the mood," Japan says, hanging up.

"I'll get my stuff ready and tell the others," France says.

"I'll prepare the hockey stick," Canada says.

"Why do you use that as a weapon?" America says.

"Clearly, you're not awesome enough to understand birdie," Prussia says.

"Don't you have some preparations to do?" America asks.

"I'm always prepared," Prussia responds. A clicking follows.

"Who's still on the line?"

"I… am…" Greece says.

"You're 2P has a civilian hostage, and you're trying to sleep!?" America says.

"I'm… already… At the… meeting place…" Greece says.

"Where'd you stay?" America asks surprised.

"In the guest rooms here," Greece says.

"Oh… Why does no one else think of that?" America says.

"Zzzzzzzz"

"WAKE UP!" America says.

"Zzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Oh, forget it," America says, hanging up the call.

China:

"Okay, everyone," China says, walking down the hallway with a wok and a ladle. When he gets no response, he starts banging the wok with the ladle.

"Hai, sensei," Taiwan says, fully dressed and ready to go. Vietnam silently comes out of her room, also fully dressed and ready to go. Thailand apparently wasn't awake yet when China came with the wok and ladle, so he's running around his room trying to get ready… Or at least that's what everyone assumes that noises are.

"Aniki," Korea says, poking his head out of his room. Also wasn't awake yet.

"Yes, Korea?" China asks arms folded.

"What's going on? Does it have anything to do with that thing that Hong Kong was screaming about before?" Korea asks, rubbing his eyes.

"Hong Kong was—" China gets interrupted by Korea being dragged back into his room and the door being slammed shut and locked eight different ways.

'But the door only has one lock!?' Everyone thinks.

"I think that we need to save him… Again…" Hong Kong says walking down the hallway.

After several moments of blinking, China walks over to Korea's door and proceeds to kick it off its hinges. China walks into the room. Japan follows him in. China comes out with North Korea, and Japan comes out with South Korea. China walks one way and Japan walks the other way. This has almost become common practice by now. Even when N. Korea doesn't come with them… He's just like that… No one really knows why…

"So, someone's been kidnapped by the 2ps and we have to have her…" Hong Kong says. "I have fireworks."

"Not everything is solved with fireworks," Thailand says coming out of his room fully dressed.

"Who was kidnapped?" Taiwan says.

"A girr who was with America and Engrand," Japan says. "Apparentry, America has mentioned her at meetings."

"The girl with the red hair?" China asks.

"That's her," Japan responds.

"Ah, I remember her," China says.

"From what, sensei?" Taiwan asks.

"America took me with him one day, it seemed like he was stalking her," China says, shaking his head.

"Why do we have to save this girl?" N. Korea says.

"YOU TALK!?" Everyone yells. Now while it was a well-known fact that he could talk, most of what he said was death threats, so most people just ignored him.

"Why do we have to safe her?" N. Korea repeated, somewhat angry that no one was answering his question.

"She's a civilian who was taken by the 2Ps," Japan answered.

"Why would they kidnap her if they didn't know her?" S. Korea asks.

"Because America is an idiot," China responds.

Nyotalia:

"What do you mean 'Rosy's been kidnapped'!?" Female America says, talking to Female England.

"I mean that you're idiotic male counterpart and my idiotic male counterpart lost her because the 2Ps ganged up on them," Female England says with a huff.

"I'll call Japan, Germany, both Italies, France and Egypt," Female America says, hanging up the phone.

"But France already knows," Female England says to no one in particular.

"Well, I got a hold of Denmark, Norway, both Icelands, Finnland, Sweden, and Bulgaria," Female Ireland says, reporting to her sister.

"I called China, New Zealand, and both Australias," Female Scotland says, taking a drag from her cigarette.

"I managed to get a hold of America, Canada, Seychelles, India, Hong Kong and Hungary," Female England says.

Ring

Ring

Ring

Female England picks up her cellphone.

"What d'ya mean that my 2P kidnapped someone?" Female Turkey was on the other side of the phone.

"Who told you that?" Female England asks, cocking and eyebrow.

"Cyprus," Female Turkey says.

"A civilian girl was kidnapped by the 2Ps and is currently their hostage. My male counterpart called his former colonies his brothers, my sisters and myself to tell us to spread the word. There's a world meeting happening at the UN building. We're all expected to be there," Female England says, opening a portal.

"I'll be right there," Female Turkey says, hanging up the phone.

"Who was that?" Female Wales says, walking in with a report.

"Turkey," Female England says, sighing.

"I called Greece, Cyprus, Spain, Sealand, Wy, Hutt, Belgium and Prussia," Female Wales says.

"I think that we can stop calling people now," Female Scotland says.

"We should start walking to the world meeting place," Female England says; ready to walk through the portal.

"Why?" Female Ireland says.

"Because male Greece is there and male and female Turkey are on their way." Female England proceeds to start walking through the portal. She is followed by her sisters shortly after.

World Meeting Place 8.00:

Everyone had successfully arrived at the UN meeting hall. The air in the room was suffocating for anyone who dared to enter. Sadly, only a small part of this was because Russia was trying to kill America with a water pipe.

"Why did you not just run him over?" Russia says, swinging his pipe.

"Because I wasn't driving," America says dodging.

"Why didn't you order him to run him over?" Russia says, grabbing America by the collar and unleashing more of his menacing aura.

"Because he would've lost his job, his license and his livelihood for doing that," England says.

More arguing proceeds. As everyone is demanding answers, one of the most unsuspecting people takes the head of the meeting.

"If you'll all be quiet and take your seats, I think that it's time we begin," Canada says into the microphone at the head seat. Everyone looks up at Canada, surprised, but they all take their seats anyway.

Germany nods approvingly at this.

"We need a course of action," Canada begins. "We don't know where they are, what they're plan is, who all is involved and what they're doing to her. We can't just sit here arguing. It's been a little under 3 hours since she was kidnaped, we can't waste any more time arguing."

"I propose a tactical assault. We have England, Finland, Canada and Ireland has snipers, spotting them will be their female counterparts," America begins. "We can have Germany, Russia, Canada and myself as the first ones in at the main entrance; we're the strongest of the group and can take a lot of damage, as history has shown us. Next will be our female counterparts, we all use close range weapons, so we need to be up close and personal. Next would be the four Italies, followed by Japan and China, and their counterparts. The rest can form groups of their own and enter from different point of the fortress."

"You talk like you know where they are," England says.

"Rosario has a cell phone, correct?" America says.

"Indeed she does," Russia responds.

"We can track her cellphone in order to find out their location."

"But what if they dumped it," Canada asks, still speaking into the mic.

"No one even believes that her cellphone is functional, let alone from this decade," America responds.

"Even if they did dump it, we'd at least have a direction," England says.

"Why don't we just have Canada or Romano talk with their 2P?" Female America says.

"I'm not that close with him," Both respond.

"But your closer than any of us are with our 2Ps," Female America pointed out.

"Why not just send in me?" N. Korea asks. Everyone looks worried at this suggestion.

"I just want to go back to sleep, I was dragged here when I'm not even supposed to be here, and I have plotting to do," N. Korea says, trying to ease everyone's mind. "The 2P know me, and they know that I hate you guys, why not just send me, I could kick the girl out the window and no one would think it strange."

"And we'll be waiting outside the window," China says. The other Asian countries nod.

"You're not going in their alone," America says.

"Do I not exist?" Female N. Korea asks.

"Besides, if any of you come, it would be seen as strange," N. Korea says.

"I don't like this plan," America says. Russia gets up from his seat and walks over to N. Korea.

"You make sure that she's not hurt, and you don't do anything funny to her, da?" Russia asks his old friend.

"I could always be a distraction," France says.

"No one works on this alone," America says. "And Canada won't get noticed by anyone minus his 2P."

"Actually, all the 2P notice me due to my 2P," Canada points out.

"So the two frogs, two Canadas and myself will be a distraction," England says.

"What about me?" Female America says.

"What about you?" England says.

"You're dealing with a bunch of guys," Female America says. "Most of which are perverts, you think that my usual outfit wouldn't distract any of them?"

"You're not pro—"

England gets cut off by Female America getting up, leaning over the table towards England and looking at him innocently and saying, "You're too simple minded, England, by the way, I happen to know where they are."

"When'd you do that?" America asks, looking at his female counterpart's computer. Female America was doing a cell trace when everyone was arguing.

"While you were all having a cock fight," Female America says. Most were amazed by the wording, others just tried to control their laughter.

"So both will be entering the building, Asia will be waiting around the building approximately where Rosario should be, the rest of us will be around the area doing things that we'd normally do. When the signal is given we all form approach the building ready for whatever's to come," America says giving orders.

Before anyone could ask any questions, they were interrupted by Thrift Shop playing. America picks up his phone.

"What do you want, Al?" America spits.

"Rosario kinda went missing. So are Vlad, James and Oliver…" Al says, voice strange, almost like he was punched in the throat.

"Vlad… James and Oliver have Rosario…" America repeats, watching the beautiful plan that they had just fall apart.

"Yeah, and her cell's here…. So yeah…" Al says, hanging up.

"What'd I miss?" A voice says from the door. Everyone looks up, they see Vlad, James and Oliver with Rosario.

"How'd you escape?" Switzerland asks.

"I walked out the unlocked room that I was kept in," Rosario says.

"What was that about?" Female America asks.

"Apparently they just wanted to say hi… Or so he," Rosario points to Vlad, "tells me."

Canada waves to James, and James waves back. Oliver just has a tray of cupcakes.

"She's a dear, she even helped me make cupcakes," Oliver says.

"She just started today, right?" James says.

"Yeah," America says.

"She kept asking us which country we were from and talking to us like she would you guys," Vlad adds in.

"It was kinda getting annoying," James adds.

"Sorry about that," Rosario says, turning around and bowing to the three 2Ps who brought her here.

"Next time, we won't be giving her back," Vlad says.

He and James then turn to leave. Oliver is still standing in the door, smiling like his usual self. Rosario waves for him to come in. Oliver walks in and takes the seat that Canada is supposed to be in. Rosario takes a two cupcakes from the tray, one was pink the other purple. Rosario proceeds to eat the purple cupcake. She walks over to America, eating her purple cupcake. She leaves the purple cupcake in her mouth and takes the paper off the pink cupcake. She then shoves the cupcake into America's mouth. America falls on the ground foaming at the mouth.

"That's why you tell people what's going on," Rosario says. She then turns to address the room. "Hello there, my name is Rosario Rubio or Rubio Rosario for those from Asia. I shall be working with you from this day forward. I hope to get to know you all well," Rosario bows again. When she gets up she notices the size of the group of people. She turns to England.

"How many representatives are from each country?" She asks him.

"Typically one, two in certain cases, but since you were kidnaped we called out everyone," England says.

"Well I hope to get to know you all in the future, even if I don't work with you all every day."

"Let's get the meeting under way shall we?" Germany says, standing up. He walks to the front of the room and takes Canada's place at the mic. Rosario walks over the door where her bag is, picks it up and goes to sit next to Germany.

"I think that I'll like her," Cuba says. Canada takes the free seat next to Cuba.

"You do realize that she's an American, right?"

"I don't have a problem with Americans… I have a problem with America," Cuba says. Canada sweat drops.

The meeting can finally begin.

Meeting will take place next chapter. Both main Hetalia and Nyotalia will be there.

Some Notes:

1) It's kinda my headcanon that the 1P Hetalia, Nyotalia, Nekotalia, 2P Hetalia, 2P Nyotalia and all the other -talia, verses are in the same universe.

2) I added in N. Korea because it is a country, so it should have a nation-tan, a Nyotalia, and all the other verses. I have him kinda schizo/crazy.

3) Female!America and Rosario were able to have a nice calm chat with each other. Female!America apologized for "her brother's" behaviour and they've become friends since. That's why Female!America can call Rosario "Rosy" while America and 2P!America cannot.

4) I see the nation-tans using portals to get to different countries a lot in other works, so I'm just assuming that it's a fanon (fandom canon).

5) Russia is being possessive of Rosario due to her being nice to him and them having a bonding moment last chapter.

6) Canada takes charge because even Germany got caught up in commotion. Canada and Germany often take turn with being the voice of reason, although Germany mostly does it due to no one noticing Canada. They all did today because of the microphone... But all they saw was a floating bear, so they thought that Kumajiro was giving them orders. Hence their surprise at the bear giving them orders.

7) America is being strategic because he feels that he's the one to blame for everything that happens, which is true but not to the extent that he thinks it is.

8) I'm using the names for the 2Ps because I won't be able to write anything if I keep going back and forth with the America, Female America, 2P America.

9) I chose Vlad (2P!Russia), James (2P!Canada) and Oliver (2P!England) because Rosario gets along rather well with Russia, England and Canada. So she treats them like she would either 1P counterparts. She doesn't know any other countries well enough to try to bond with them.

9) I will be giving the countries human names, I will try to stick with their "canon" names as much as possible.

The meeting will commence, how's the first day of work going to work out for Rosario? See you next time!