Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do, Rated R Lemons

College begins and the gang is there when the new hunky professor Naraku arrives things get interesting. Inu and his male companions do something the girls may just kill them for. Sugimi Taisho affectionately called Inu papa by Kagome and her female friends is the assistant principal has a front row seat to all the action. A new comer to the school brings something unexpected, this one has more warped humor you've been warned, complete one shot,. Naraku/Kag

At The Movies 8, July 1 2012

By Raven2010, and xxoikilluoxx

V card, the hooded cobra, the fun of bash and trash

"Inuyasha? Sesshoumaru called

"Keep your fleas on I'm coming,"

"Cranky hanyou did someone forget to change his soiled diaper? Sesshoumaru jabbed "Light a fire under it and get a move on,"

"Good morning old dog did you remember to take your Geritol?" Inuyasha began the bugging big bro session

"No puppy I am merely tired, what's your excuse?"

"So you danced with the hooded cobra, hah?" Inuyasha needled

"What is this you speak of, fool?" Sesshoumaru said

"The dance of death with the hooded cobra hisssss,"

"Hooded cobra? Miroku exclaimed

"What doggy means is you know that flap of skin down there let's say the door to the den of iniquity, aka cobra hood," Sango said

"Ah yes the door to the cave of paradise," he teased "Nothing under a three hour tour,"

"Man you know you danced with the hooded cobra and survived," Inuyasha continued

"No I do not you ass," Sesshoumaru answered the pesky hanyou "We have no snakes here as I recall,"

"You know the fur burger, happy cave, the dungeon of pleasure, torture chamber, hall of happy doom, and on special occasions the inu chew toy. Jeez come out of the cave catch up with the times and live a little," Inuyasha replied "Man I gotta take you out you're like a frigging lost puppy in need of training,"

"Idiot who over dosed on moron pills it is you who is in need of training let's start with you being the house doormat," Sesshoumaru shot back "Better yet the rug in front of the family toilet that catches all those drippies that accidently on occasion escape the male pipes,"

"Shit," Sugimi exclaimed and slightly choked on his tea "I never knew mister clean cut never uses foul language Sesshoumaru had a nasty side to him,"

"Inupapa are you alright? Sango, and Kagome asked the name they affectionately gave their adopted father

"Fine girls not to worry," Sugimi answered "Just shocked to learn my dignified eldest has a nasty side I am so proud,"

"Idiot, rug hah, at least I cashed in my V card years ago, damn man your over five hundred years old you need to cash yours in brother dear," Inuyasha needled "I suppose we could buy you some I'll spring for it my treat,"

"I volunteer I'll do it for free," Sango teased

"V card? Sesshoumaru replied questioningly "And I never pay for what females willingly give freely,"

"Virginity card duh, and FYI V chip means the same thing," Inuyasha mentally laughed "What are you a cave dwelling hermit?

"Says he who graduated from MU Moron University with top honors, your one and only claim to fame," Sesshoumaru shot back "Tell me did they give you your diploma printed on used toilet paper?"

"Holy fuck printed on ass paper and used at that," laughing Sugimi managed to get out

"Your so dumb when you wake up in the morning your dick has to point the way because if he didn't you'd walk into the wall like you did last week. He's really got it rough the poor little fella,"

"You need a metal detector and a high powered triple strength telescope with a high power zoom lens to find yours and even then it is an epic difficulty always resulting in utter failure," Sesshoumaru shot back

'At least I don't wear red eye shadow and face paint twenty four seven Sesshypoo," he needled "Why don't you get them tattooed on like normal people do?"

"They are birth marks and you know it you dog eared inu troll," Sesshoumaru replied "Jealous?

'Why don't you go buy a lottery ticket called Satan's ride and see if you can win a trip to hell?"

"I need not because having you as a brother is being in hell and it will last for eternity," Sesshoumaru retorted

"Then buckle up hang on and enjoy the ride big boy because I'm not going away ever," Inuyasha was proud and mentally gloating 'Ahhhhh" he shrieked when ice was dropped down the front of his pants

"You were saying? The smirking taiyoukai replied "Little head had a fever you and he were desperately in need of cooling down happens frequently when little brain does all the thinking because big brain shut down,"

"Remember V card,"

"And you remember Moron University," Sesshoumaru got the last word in

"Not to worry Inu baby I took Sesshy's V card this morning," Kagome added to drive Inuyasha nuts

"Holy mother of the Kamis," Sugimi, Sango, and Miroku exclaimed in the same breath

"Well don't brag about it cause it ain't nothing to be proud of," Inuyasha said "Fluffy cakes must have paid a fortune for that top shelf booty, hah?"

"Unlike you I do not have to," Sesshoumaru shot back "Which explains why your million dollar bank account is now nonexistent,"

"Ouch dagger, dagger in my heart I'll say thank you your majesty with a free king sized fart,"

"Not to worry I'll hook you to a pipe sell it to the gas company and make a bundle," Sesshoumaru jabbed

"I'll remember that sweet cakes," Inuyasha wisecracked

"You do that sour dough,"

Movie night, a meeting

"It's the last day of summer," Sesshoumaru mentioned

"Duh no shit Sherlock what was your first clue?" Inuyasha jabbed

"Inuyasha," Sugimi said in a warning tone

"We begin college smart ass do you even remember what a school is?" Sesshoumaru shot back "I forgot when god was handing out brains you took it then checked it in at the door,"

Ring, ring "Somebody get the door," Inuyasha said

"How about you answering it for once lazy pup?" Sugimi teased

"Yeah fine sure whatever," Inuyasha opened the door "Avon calling half off the price sale today this is an all boy's bachelor pad we don't want any,"

"Funny we don't sell dog care products Rover," Kagome exclaimed "Seriously I have good news Sango and I came to share it with you,"

"What is it I am all ears?" Sugimi said

"Sango and I work at the theatre we got the jobs today," Kagome answered

"You know what that means," Inuyasha exclaimed

"What that now you can watch your favorite kiddie cartoons?" Sesshoumaru teased

"No Dingus Mcstupid the wenches work in the movie house free admission,"

"No puppy ears half price," Sango shot back "Only Inu papa, and Sesshy get freebies," the two inus grinned

"Speaking of movies how would everyone like to go to the movies tonight my treat?" Sugimi asked

"Goodies to?" acting like a kid at Christmas Inuyasha asked

"Yes pest goodies drinks the works," Sugimi replied

"I will call Bankotsu, Kouga, Miroku, and Jakotsu and tell them," Sesshoumaru said

"And I'll call Ayame, and Kagura," Sango told them

"Oh great I gotta smell wimpy wolf all night," Inuyasha wisecracked

"Yes and I am sure the wolf will be equally as thrilled to have to suffer smelling wet dog all night," Sesshoumaru jabbed

"Wolf lover,"

"I simply respect fellow canine's naughty neko," Sesshoumaru shot back

At the theatre

"We have your tickets for you Inu papa," Sango announced

"Aw my babies always looking out for me thank you," Sugimi said

"Oh thank you Inu papa you're so dreamy we love you, you golden eyed dream boat of sexiness," Inuyasha teased using a girls voice batting his eyes "Inu papa will you have my puppies? He added "Oh no," he exclaimed when sadistically smiling Sugimi started flexing his claws

"You know mutt sometimes I wonder about you," Kouga ragged

"What the hell do you mean by that?

"You figure it out," Kouga answered

"Unfortunately immediately after kami gave him a brain he threw it back," Sesshoumaru jabbed "Plus he is a neko wearing an inu suit posing as a canine,"

"Up yours you cheap imitation mink stole," Inuyasha retorted

The group filed into the projector room sat down and arranged their snacks and drinks, Sango, and Kagome sold the last of the tickets after that they could slip into the room and watch the movie to, some of the customers had already purchased their tickets the Friday before and were coming that Monday Sango, and Kagome's first day there. The last customer purchased her ticket and headed in to see the movie a few minutes passed and the movie would be starting soon

"Sango you know what time it is," Kagome reminded

"Yup we get to see the movie I've got the drinks grab some snacks and let's haul ass,"

The women grabbed what they wanted and bolted toward the movie room they entered and settled into their seats in the back, being in the room they did not see the last customer entering the building "Ah hah the wenches have just arrived," Inuyasha announced

"You call them wenches? Kagura said

"Ya their my wenches so it's cool your all my beloved wenches,"

"You're a true dog," Kagura teased

"Nah he's a true mutt," Kouga needled "Fleas included,"

'Hm that floral scent' a male thought as he entered the movie room

"He smells good," Ayame commented

"Who? Bankotsu asked

"The new dude who just came in,"

"Aw is our little wolfette in love?" Inuyasha teased

"No lizard lips but I'm dreaming of scalping a dog hint, hint," Ayame replied

"Jealous are we? Kouga needled

"Are we fearing a little competition perhaps?" Sugimi jabbed

"Why don't you two mongrels go get a facial in a volcano?" Inuyasha shot back

With Kagome, Sango and the mystery guy

He seated himself next to Kagome, and Sango Kagome was immediately drawn to his sandalwood cologne she accidentally bumped into him and something spread across her arm "I'm sorry," she apologized

"No problem," his deep sensual voice sent a jolt through her entire body

"Nice hair," she exclaimed as she removed his thick long wavy hair from her arm

"Thank you" he replied, He reached to put his hand on the arm of his chair and found a hand there "Sorry,"

"It's okay I started it," she teased 'Such soft large warm hands' she thought

"Maybe that's not a bad thing," he lightly joked "Would you like some? He offered

"Thanks," Kagome replied

"I know I shouldn't but I snuck popcorn in,"

"I do not know anything about it," she replied "Yum thanks buttered popcorn one of my favs,"

'I will remember that' he thought "Thank you mine to,"

'Fuck it's so gods damned dark in here I can't see his face' Kagome mentally griped 'Bet he's hot to god sandalwood he reeks of it I'm in heaven'

'Ah hah so he's here and our little miko has met and is attracted to him' Sugimi thought

"Hey Sang can I use your flashlight I have to get something?" she asked

"Sure Kags," Sango replied and handed it to her

"Thanks" she took it she was planning on accidentally shining the light on him to get a look at his face "Gods damn it," she mumbled when she found the batteries were dead 'Fucking piece of shit die when I need you most' she cursed in her mind

"What's wrong Kagome?" Sango inquired

"The crap stick is dead,"

'Kagome so that's her name' the mystery male thought

"Ah forget it I'll just wait until later," Kagome said 'It's a frigging female PMS'ing bitch that's why it died' she thought Kagome and the mystery man continued watching the movie and sharing the buttered popcorn, she shared her poky with him both had a love for it as well

Meanwhile with the others

"No wonder my wenches aren't sitting with us they've got some poor helpless guy trapped back there," Inuyasha joked

"Inuyasha you're a real hench," Kagura teased

"Hench what the hell is a hench?"

"Male version of wench,"

"I love our little hench," Ayame teased gently pinching one of his cheeks

"Thanks a lot Kagura see what you started," Inuyasha griped

"Silence hench the rest of us want to hear the movie," Sesshoumaru added even though they were whispering and the movie was easily heard he loved tormenting his brother

Back with Kagome and the male

"You love poky to," he commented

"Yup you to I see," she answered in a teasing tone

The movie was nearing the end just as the credits began the male got up and left "Excuse me I have to use the men's room," he said

He headed toward the door Kagome made to run for the door behind him knowing that the lights outside would let her see his face but as she went to go toward the door she was stopped and blocked by a swarm of people who had quickly flied the back of the room near the exit. Kagome valiantly made several tries but lost the battle after the ninth try sat back down shoulders slumped a look of disappointment covering her face as the lights came on

"Life's a bitch and relentlessly kicks you in the ass twenty four seven," Kagome cursed "If I ever meet fate I'd kick the bitches ass,"

"I'm sorry Kags and he sounded really nice to and that voice,"

"Fuck I should have gave him my number and got his blew that chance I'll never see him again anyway,"

"Sorry I did not think to tell you that," Sango spoke

"Ah screw it it's too late now oh well life goes on I'll get over it,"

Friday that week

"Damn wench you've been moping since Monday" what did they run out of poky or something? Inuyasha teased in the classroom

"Ah bite me," Kagome replied

"Inuyasha quit while it's safe, she missed out on something really important to her," Sango told him

"Oh, is it something I can help you with?" he asked

"No but thanks for asking it is too late now anyway it'll pass," Kagome said

The students pulled their books out and placed them and their classwork on their desks and waited for their teacher to arrive Sugimi entered the room "Oh no jeez don't tell me your our teacher," Inuyasha wisecracked

"If I were pup you'd be over my knee right now being shown my love," Sugimi told him

"Please I am too old for that shit," Inuyasha replied "You twisted freak,"

"I can also lock you in the closet,"

"I don't care as long as you lock me in there with a girl," Inuyasha teased giving a lecherous grin and winked

"I volunteer" Jakotsu said with a raised hand

"I don't think so Jakella," Inuyasha responded "Your allergic to dogs remember/"

Jakotsu was about to make a wisecrack when the door opened and in stepped a strange man he looked the students and classroom over then "Good morning students Totosai has retired so I will be your teacher from now on I'm Naraku Himura,"

That voice Kagome knew it "It's him" both she and Sango whispered together

"Dear gods in heaven he's so gorgeous it should be illegal," Sango commented

Kagome casually looked at him and licked her lips "He is like vanilla ice cream covered in milk chocolate," she was mentally drooling

"Need a spoon with that desert? Sango teased

"No just my tongue," Naraku not only caught the lip licking but also heard what she'd said they were so busy talking they had forgotten about demonic hearing

"Shit she's almost worse than Miroku," Inuyasha whispered "Looks like you've got heavy competition monk," he teased

"No my friend a new member of my flock," Miroku said

"If we weren't here and he did not protest I truly believe she'd jump him right now," Bankotsu commented

"Don't worry Banky you are very hot and jumpable trust me on that," Ayame teased

"I second that," Kagura added

"Need a body guard I volunteer?" Sango said

"It seems you have a fan old friend," Sugimi whispered

"A minx wearing an angel's face very deceptive," the smiling spider replied 'What a rack' he thought looking at Kagome's full busts

"Hm best be on guard," Sugimi teased

Catching Sugimi's gaze "Shhhhh Inu papa will hear us," Kagome said

"Shit I forgot about demon hearing," Sango replied

"Inu papa?" smirking Naraku asked barely above a whisper

"The girls adopted me and I them," grinning Sugimi replied

"So Inu papa if I want to court her I'll have to ask your permiss?" Naraku started to ask

"No need to I approve go for it," Sugimi coaxed the students were so busy chatting amongst themselves they did not hear them

"Simon says silence," Naraku said loudly they froze

All but one smart ass spoke "Simon says take a chill pill Prof," Inuyasha teased

"Inuyasha Taisho," Sugimi said warningly

"Yes Inu papa? He replied in a female voice the class erupted in laughter

"I need to sharpen my claws Inu pup get the hint?" Sugimi said

"Damn pop will you stop calling me a friggin puppy I am fully grown?" Inuyasha scolded

"You will always be my wittle puppy wuppy bundle of cuddles and joy,"

"Now I see where he gets it from," Jakotsu commented

"Yes father is a very deranged person with a warped sense of humor," Sesshoumaru told him

"Kami send a lightning bolt and end me now," Inuyasha whined

"After all these years still sadistic as always," Naraku commented

"Wait till you have pups they are so much fun to torture I promise you will enjoy it immensely," Sugimi told him

"Little spiders gulp," Naraku replied

"Okay you animals stow it, all kidding aside professor welcome to our school and class we are happy to meet you," Kagura announced

"Thank you," Naraku answered

"Yeah the girls already think your dreamy and in their panties make creamy," Inuyasha teased

"Inuyasha," all the females exclaimed and he was hit with multiple paper balls

"See they love me," the tormenting hanyou ragged

All's fair in love and war, spiders revenge

For days Kagome, and Naraku stole glances at each other during class then went back to their work Kagome decided to up the ante she let all of her fellow students enter class first and take their seats "Oh my gods wench is up to something rotten I can smell it," Inuyasha exclaimed

"I know right?" Kagura added

"Yup and she's going to play dirty to,"

Naraku was a couple of minutes late getting to class Kagome was rummaging around in her bag seemingly looking for something, Naraku went into his class and sat down. Casually Kagome came in as she passed his desk she deliberately dropped something with her back to him she bent over to pick it up and when he saw what he saw for an instant choked on his own breath the little she devil was not wearing any panties his heart was racing and his pant leg was tightening due to something suddenly growing larger

"Holy mother he's practically dying over there," Kouga said in a low voice

"Told ya it'd be epic," Inuyasha replied

"Judging by his reaction my guess would be the she's not wearing any panties giving him a rear view of the jungle technique," Miroku added "Oh what I'd give to be in his seat right now,"

"Yeah knowing you and I do you'd have a camera and would snapping pics," Inuyasha said

"The best memories are always immortalized in pictures," Miroku replied

"Strong wolf plus machete equals an easy trip through that black forest," wolfish grinning Kouga added

"That's a freaking Kodak moment and I'm missing it," Bankotsu exclaimed

"If I had known she was going to do this I would have put a full length mirror at the front of the classroom," Miroku said

"Yeah men it's like a Hallmark card saying I care enough to show the very best," Kouga said "We may lose him and he's a cool teacher,"

"Why do you say that? Ayame asked

"Because woman she is going to kill prof before it's over," Kouga answered

"You know she is in the perfect position right now he could just drop his draws and play hide the salami," Inuyasha joked

"And you call me perverted," Miroku exclaimed

"It is a dog's favorite position," Inuyasha replied batting his eyes

"Inuyasha my friend you are a sick man,"

"You just now figuring that out? Remember dog's favorite position"

"If it were me I would grab her from behind keep her in that position carry her to the nearest closet or empty classroom and show her doggy lovin because I would ride her into an early grave," Sesshoumaru added "She'd miss the whole school day,"

"See told ya so," Inuyasha teased Miroku

"Sesshoumaru welcome to the wonderful world of hentais," Miroku said

Kagome innocently stood up with her pencil in hand turning to face him "Good morning professor Himura,"

"Cough good morning cough miss Hi Higurashi," he nearly choked and stammered she smirked

"Damn Kags I cannot believe you played rearview kitty on the poor guy," Sango exclaimed

"Meow" Kagome replied

"Kagome the assassin Higurashi," Kagura teased as Kagome headed to her seat

"Freakin A,"

"Good work Kagsy," Jakotsu praised giving her a thumbs up and a wink

'I am so going to get her for this' Naraku thought

When class finished for the day

"Good day class," Naraku said as his students left "Miss Higurashi you stay here I want a word with you,"

"Yes sensai," she replied sweetly

"Spiders revenge and we're going to miss it," Inuyasha all but whined

"Not necessarily Yashy," Kagura told him

"Come on woman there is no way we can sneak in there hide and watch and I ain't got a crystal ball,"

"My little sister Kanna is coming to meet me," Kagura replied with a sneaky grin

"Right I forgot she has that mirror,"

"Bingo like watching a movie," she replied

"Aka pervert vision," Inuyasha joked

Back with Naraku, and Kagome

"What did you want to speak to me about? Kagome asked

"Close the door and come here,"

She did then walked over to him being the sneaky spider he was when she neared his desk he had one hand conveniently resting on his thigh in such a way that it caused his pants to pull back, she swallowed hard when she saw the length and girth of his very impressive package. He could not help but grin at her wide eyes and had all he could do to keep from laughing the smile that next graced his lips unhinged her she was nervous and he was thrilled

Inuyasha and the others watching in the mirror

"Whoa prof is packing," Kagura commented

"Yep and it's an unregistered shotgun," Ayame joked

"Shit ya could catch a whale with that fishing pole," Sango exclaimed

"Alright prof get her teach the wench a lesson," smirking Inuyasha said

"Score one for the men," Kouga added

"Oh judging by the look on his face he is going to do something big," Miroku stated

"Something rotten," Kagura said "This is one time I'm siding with the other team,"

"A special spanking," Bankotsu joked batting his eyes

"Internal massage," Miroku pervertedly joked

"And private lesson," winking Sango teased

"Hey Kagura I never knew you could hear what was being said on this thing to," Inuyasha commented

"Yes with this mirror we offer full service audio and video,"

"Uh oh look at the way he's looking he's about to do something," Inuyasha exclaimed

"Okay kids time to turn off the mirror," Ayame told them they agreed Kanna immediately ended the vision

With Kagome, and Naraku

"Did you think that little stunt went un noticed? He asked

"What stunt,"

"Back door kitty view," he replied

"Sorry I forgot to wear panties," she apologetically answered

"You will have to be taught a lesson," Naraku informed her "Perhaps a trip to the principal's office,"

"No you wouldn't, please don't do that?"

"What would you suggest? He asked

"I do not know I can't think of anything,"

"Hm" he responded

Lemon starts

She had not realized he was behind her she was bent over him behind her this time she had really forgotten to put her panties back on, something warm rubbed against her entrance "Gasp, what the hel?" she started "Holy shit," she exclaimed as she felt slight pressure and pain as her maiden barrier broke and he filled her

"Gods fucking damn so good," he lustfully said he held her hips staying still inside her

"Naraku sensai,"

"This is the price you pay for taunting me I suffered all day with no relief,"

"It's so big you are going to kill me," she said

"And you are a virgin no more" haven't you ever heard the old saying don't poke the spider?

The pain was gone he kept her pinned between him and the desk and felt her passage twitch and her wetness coated his shaft as he fondled and massaged her breasts and kissed her neck. She turned her head to look at him and he took the opportunity to kiss her for the first time tongues clashed and passions grew. His hands moved down and stroked her round bottom and thighs then slid back up to her breasts

"Mmm" she moaned "More please?

She felt his hips move and burned with anticipation at what was to come she was so close he pulled out she waited for him to reenter her but instead heard a zipper close "That is your lesson never taunt a male unless you are in a position and place where you are able to take care of his need and your own as well,"

Lemon ends

"Damn you,"

"I shall give you an A plus you've passed the test with flying colors," he teased

"Whoopty fucking doo," she snapped

"We are finished for the day you may leave,"

"Get friggin bent," she bit

"Have no fear I shall bend you another time," he taunted "It is mine now,"

"You rotten spider," she replied "Cunt teasing creep,"

"Thank you my dear," he said as she stomped out "I love it when she is riled up she will be a fiery little hell cat when I get her in bed,"

Kagome swiftly walked down the hall "There's my favorite wench how's my little wenchy?" Inuyasha teased

"Go jump off a cliff during a hurricane,"

"Aw did somebody get an F on her test," he needled

"Keep it up and you'll get an F on yours as in my fist,"

He as well as the other demons scented her unfulfilled lust "Can it mutt I am sure our Kagome got an A plus," Kouga said

"Come on Kags we'll take you out for a drink," Kagura exclaimed

"I could use one the hardest they've got," then left with her female companions, as they left Ayame looked over her shoulder giving the males a knowing wink

"Shit he did it didn't he," Bankotsu commented

"Yes the old slide the pole in the hole without moving for a short time then exiting leaving behind a very frustrated female," Sesshoumaru said

"Ouch but she did torture him," Miroku added

"I know right? All freakin day with a boner agony," Kouga commented

"Oh boy wench is going to be in revenge mode," Inuyasha exclaimed

"Good day gentlemen," Naraku greeted as he left the school whistling a happy tune as he went

"Wow he's good," the males said at the same time

Play time, locker room heaven, shower buddy

"Little brother what ungodly thing are you about to unleash upon humanity?" Sesshoumaru questioned his suspicious looking brother

"Not a damned thing you always needlessly suspicious nagging old hound," Inuyasha answered

"Ah huh as if I am fool enough to believe that,"

"This is one time I whole heartedly agree with your brother," just arriving Sugimi informed his youngest

"Oh nice gang bang the hanyou," Inuyasha protested

"You do realize that that statement could be mistook in many different ways," Sesshoumaru said to freak his brother out

"Cough asshole we're related and eew now I wanna puke. I like female's moron," Sesshoumaru smirked in triumph

"You boys need to be committed to the nearest asylum," Sugimi said "And you Sesshoumaru continually amaze and surprise me while worsening in your depravity,"

"As I recall you are our sire and since our mothers were refined and not like this that means we have inherited it from you oh genetic fountain of madness," Sesshoumaru retorted

"Good one Sessh. Ya pops what do you have to say to that?" Inuyasha asked

"You fell on your heads at birth," Sugimi replied then walked away saying nothing more

"Wuss," both sons called out after him

With Inuyasha and the guys

"Move it more to the left," Miroku said

"No monk in the middle that way you get the whole room," Kouga told him

"Ah shut it," Inuyasha replied as he continued to adjust their hidden camera in the girls locker room "Damn wench has a nice round ass," he commented about Kagome's butt "Wax that apple,"

"Damn mutt what about the rest?' Kouga razzed

"What I'm an ass man followed by boobs hips and legs,"

"I wouldn't mind chipping a fang on that sweet candied apple," Kouga added

"And the fur piece," Miroku teased

"Mow that lawn," Bankotsu said

"Hey look Kagura's carpet matches the drapes," Kouga joked

"Yes Sango, and Ayame to," Miroku exclaimed while they watched the girls on their Notebook computer

"You know if they ever caught us we'd be murdered and they'd never find the bodies "Bankotsu stated "Oh but wall to wall bush I think I've died and gone to hentai heaven,"

"Ya after they castrated us first "Inuyasha added

"Dear lord do you perverts ever go a single day without being porn minded?' Jakotsu asked as he entered the room

"Hell no," the males replied

"Good gods man we're on a beaver hunt," Kouga teased

"In that case I will call the local funeral parlor and reserve grave sites for you," Jakotsu ragged

The video feed was very well appreciated and being fully enjoyed by the perverted males then an unexpected surprise popped up "What the hell am I seeing right? Rubbing his eyes then looking again as if for confirmation that he was seeing correctly Miroku exclaimed

"It cannot be real I smoked some bad weed and now I'm hallucinating that's it I'm hallucinating or have gone insane," Kouga said

"Oh I am going to die from the horror disgusting," Bankotsu added "Who would be so cruel?

"I want to see the fur coats bring the minks back," Miroku whined "We've been mink jacked,"

"Now I have to kill somebody," Inuyasha griped

"It's times like this I wish I were blind," Bankotsu added

"Lovely nice shape," Jakotsu teased, filling the screen was a picture of a large long penis with a red ribbon tied in a bow around it with the caption being typed in as they watched. Hello boys miss me? You dirty little peeping toms

"Whaaaaaaat? Inuyasha screeched "Son of a bitch this has Sesshoumaru written all over it," but how the hell did he know what we were doing? Does the bastard have us bugged or something? Check your clothes boys"

"I think it is the computer he has bugged," Miroku stated

"Yeah he would do something like that to joy killing bastard," Inuyasha snapped

Jakotsu slipped away "Sessh you got them good if you could only have seen their faces that was fun," he told Sesshoumaru on his cell phone

"Yes especially little brother he is my favorite victim," Sesshoumaru replied

"The red bow was a nice touch," he laughed

Later that day

"Penis porn? Why boys I am both shocked and ashamed of you," Sugimi teased "What happened to girly magazines? I was not aware they'd gone out of style"

"What? Inuyasha and the other males simultaneously exclaimed "Ick,"

"Really pops go ask your favorite boy Sesshoumaru about it he did it, fuckers got us bugged or something, we were girl watching before he fucked it up,"

"Dog breaths right, we got camera jacked," Kouga added

"And don't forget pussy jacked," Miroku said

"He is a genius and computers are one of his specialties" remember? Sugimi reminded

"Lucky us," Inuyasha sarcastically exclaimed "Boy mister fluffy cakes could not wait to snitch could he?"

"Now I need to go watch some real girl boy porn to get the horror out of my petrified brain," Bankotsu said

"Maybe doctor Sesshoumaru felt you boys were lacking protein and wanted you to see that pork is a good meat source," Sugimi razzed

"Ewww," the males responded, then took off

"Pups they are so much fun to screw with," Sugimi said

After the next day lunch

Kagome went to her locker unlocked the door and as she looked inside something caught her eye a large envelope "What's up Kags got a secret admirer?" Sango teased

"Not that I know of unless you know something I don't,"

"Open it girl the suspense is killing me open it," Kagura teasingly nagged

"Yes sis show us the money," Ayame teased

"Show me the money ya nosy wenches," Kagome ragged her friends "And nothing below twenty dollar bills I don't come cheap you know,"

"Open it, open it," her friends chanted in unison

Kagome opened it reached in and pulled out a VHS video tape the label was marked play me "What the hell? She exclaimed

"Weird" Ayame commented

"I swear if it's the boy's idea of a joke something like a porn tape I am going to personally kick their asses," Kagome vowed

"And when you're done I'll shave the little creeps heads bald," smiling evilly Sango added

"Hey Inu papa he is a the assistant principal here and I'm sure he will let us use the VCR in the projector room "Kagura suggested

"Let's do it," Ayame exclaimed

Knock, knock "Enter" Sugimi said they came in

"Hey Inu papa," Kagome and her friends greeted

"Hello girls to what do I owe this visit?" he teased

"We were wondering if we could use the VCR in the projector room?" Kagura asked sweetly

"Yes, what do you have a class project or something?" Sugimi questioned

"Something like that,"

"I see, and that would be," he teased they looked like fish caught on hooks "Relax girls I'm just screwing with you,"

"I say let's let him in on it," Kagome said they nodded in agreement "I found this in my locker it says play me on the label nothing else," she explained showing him the tape

"Here's the key girls," Sugimi said and slid the key across the desk "Oh and girls no smoking reefer while you're in there,"

"Wha? They started to reply

"Yes no smoking reefer in there unless you invite me first," Sugimi teased

"Inu papa you bad dog," Ayame joked

"You know it," he laughed

"Thank you Inu papa," they sweetly said took the key and left

'I smell a rat' Sugimi thought "Think I'll take a little walk," as he listened outside of the projector room door

"Sugimi," Dean Abi greeted he returned the greeting and both listened

In the projector room

"Okay Kags it's your tape so push play," Kagura said Kagome did

"What the fuck? The females exclaimed in unison when they saw the footage of themselves naked in the locker room

"Pink he put me in pink I hate fucking pink," Ayame cursed at seeing a good sized pink bow covering her lower region and one small bow covering the nipples on each of her bosoms "That little fucker,"

"Pink I could live with I got stripes gods I hate stripes," Kagura said

"Flowers he would put me in some girly shit like that," Sango griped

"Polka dots I am going to dissect that fucktard dig a hole in the graveyard and bury him up to his neck," Kagome bit "Other than the bows covering our hairline and nipples we're out there for all to see,"

"Inuyasha," all four females exclaimed looking at the ribbon bows each was wearing

"Ladies I have an idea," Kagura said

"Dean Abi I think we have some fun headed our way," grinning Sugimi exclaimed

"Assistant Dean Sugimi I believe it will brighten up our otherwise dull boring week" wouldn't you agree?

"Yes very much as a matter of fact I am quite looking forward to it,"

"As am I," she replied

Shower room buddy, strip poker surprise

"Ready girls? Kagura asked

"Honey I was born ready," Sango teased

"Roll it babe," Kagome said

"Okay let me send this baby around the back," Ayame exclaimed then sent it to her targets

It was all set now Ayame was wearing the sweetest and most wicked wolf grin in history "Whoa it's a continent," Sango said

"No it's a freaking luxury cruise ship," Sango replied

"No girls that's just our Sesshy and his battle ship," Kagome stated

"A monstrous mighty oak tree it's base surrounded by snow," Kagura added

"Man I love that little mini waterproof robot we slipped into the shower room with the boys suckers," laughing Ayame said

"Whoa Kouga wolfy got a bone," Sango joked

"Nah more like a big bat with twin baseballs," Kagome teased

"Well, well girls there's our little locker room bugging perv Inuyasha," Ayame said

"Not so little," grinning Kagura replied

"Ladies you've heard of a short stop well Bankotsu is a long stop," Ayame added

"Miroku bless thy sinners with thy holy staff," Sango joked

"Nice equipment monk," Kagura said "Hey we can rent him out as a pile driver,"

"Now partners we have a wide assortment of pictures youkai human playgirl magazine," Kagome said

"Kagsy my dear what in the name of the gods are you up to?" Sango asked

"Nothin honey," Kagome teased

"Holy shit," white as a sheet shocked Ayame exclaimed

"What the hell is with you? The others asked

"Didn't you see that? Sessh winked at the our little robot camera I swear he did," Ayame answered "Keep looking,"

"Your kidding?" Kagura said

"He did oh my gods he did do it," Kagome added when he winked again

"Sesshoumaru always was one uninhibited inu," Kagura exclaimed

"Well apparently he's not going to kill us," Sango stated "So let's enjoy the show,"

"I have a plan," Sango announced

"Really? The other females asked Sango told them and they all but died laughing

Next night at Inuyasha's house

Sango, Ayame, Kagome, and Kagura sat around the table "What are my wenches doing? drying his hair after a shower Inuyasha playfully asked

"Playing poker," Ayame innocently answered

"Since when?"

"Since always, want in or are you just sight seeing?" Sango teased

"Sure why not but don't complain after I kick your asses at it," Inuyasha bragged

"It's not typical poker mister cockiness," Kagura informed him

"Oh really what kind is it wenches delight?" the wise acre hanyou teased

"Strip poker are ya man enough?" Kagome needled knowing hitting his masculinity he'd take the bait

"I am all man got the parts and everything to prove it" want to go in the back room and see for yourself?

"Okay our doggy," Sango said "Say why don't you get your cohorts Kouga, Bankotsu, and Miroku to join the fun?"

"Damn and here I thought you chicks wanted me all to yourselves," Inuyasha feigned being wounded with a pout "Yo boys come here we got a sexy invite,"

Kouga, Miroku, and Bankotsu came on the double "Are there lonely lovely bottoms in need of stroking? Miroku asked "Ow" he cried when Inuyasha smacked him in the head

"Geez monk give it a rest will ya?" Inuyasha scolded

"Thanks Yashy," the girls cooed

"Father why is it that I have an impending feeling of doom for the fools?" Sesshoumaru asked

"That my boy is because the four fools have not only dug their own graves and lowered the coffins in they are also being kind enough to bury themselves as well," Sugimi answered

"Have they no understanding of females?

"Alas they haven't a clue," Sugimi replied "I say we hide watch listen and wait,"

"Agreed"

"Okay the games strip poker I'm sure you boys know the rules," Kagome said

"Damn it again do you wenches have this shit rigged?" Inuyasha who was now down to only his sexy red briefs whined

"Hey Santayasha ready for Christmas sexy?" Kagura teased

"I'm cold but I'm not wimping out now," Miroku announced

"Wolves do not quit either," Kouga added "So stop whining ya hairless mutt,"

"Shove it pipeless Perry the mangy wolf," Inuyasha shot back

"I'm in all the way to the end girls," Bankotsu said

"Okay fella's your down to your underwear so I think we should give you a break even I am not heartless enough to make you take off your underwear" what do you say ladies? Sango asked

"I agree" they replied

"So one last hand," Ayame said

"Alright," the four males agreed at the same time

Kagura dealt the cards face down "Hey what is this? Inuyasha asked when he saw a new deck of cards being used

"Relax it's something special," Kagome told him

"Oh really, what in hell are you wenches up to? Inuyasha questioned

"It is played all in one hand if we lose we have to strip naked," Sango replied four gulps echoed in the room

"Alright deal em," the cocky grinning hanyou told her, Miroku was smiling lecherously

Kagome finished dealing them "Everybody take your cards," Kagome said

"Father this promises to be entertaining,"

"Sesshoumaru I know it was you who put that tape in our mikos locker," Sugimi exclaimed

"Would I pass up a golden opportunity to see dear to my heart little brother get trounced? He should be suspicious the miko is being extra nice"

"Cockiness is stupidities leader,"

At the same time the grinning males picked up the hands dealt to them and fanned them out then smug grins swiftly turned into looks of sheer horror as they looked down at the cards. Miroku had cards with pictures of Inuyasha, Bankotsu, and Kouga naked, the others had pictures of the other males except themselves. At first they were almost to horrified to move then reality bitch slapped them like a cold dead fish

"Ahhh disgusting," the males exclaimed and threw the cards down

"What the fuck how the hell did you get pictures of us naked?" Inuyasha asked "And you wenches are sick,"

"Aw come on boys don't take on so we got em like you did us in the locker room with your little hidden camera only we used our little buddy Spybot as we have named him he was right in the shower filming you. We took the pics and made cards out of them," Kagura taunted

"Guys we are royally boned," Kouga exclaimed

"Me thinks the wenches need a good boning," the wise ass hanyou jabbed

"My brain needs to be sand blasted for nothing else can erase the horror," Bankotsu said

"I shall never be the same my brain is damaged for life," Miroku added

"Like I wanted to see you fuckers naked not, I think I am ruined for life," Inuyasha griped

"The girls are sheer geniuses," Sugimi proudly bragged

"This is better than all my fantasies of ways to torture little brother,"

"All we have to do now is pass out decks of these cards in school would not want to deprive others of this beautiful treat," Kagome taunted

"Nooooo," the panicky males protested

"Sesshoumaru you snitch you set us up," Inuyasha yelled then clamped his hand over his mouth but it was too late

"You called little brother,"

"Sesshy did you leave that tape for me? Kagome asked

"I did," the grinning taiyoukai answered

Sugimi was not about to be left out of the fun "Hello boys," he said while holding a wooden paddle in one hand and stroking it lovingly with the fingers of the other one

"Mutt paddle," Kouga called out

"Run" Inuyasha yelled and they all took off forgetting they were in nothing but their underwear

"See you later kiddyz," Sugimi exclaimed as he started to give chase "Time to flip the pizza,"

Spider miko games

Lemon starts

Naraku had left Kagome alone she was so mad at Inuyasha she had forgotten about him and he had an agenda Kagome was in one of the empty classrooms reading a book she heard a lock click and before she could blink found herself against the wall being kissed her panties were gone and his pants were down. He lifted her with her legs over his shoulders and tasted her a time passed when he was finished teasing he lowered her to waist level her legs wrapped around his waist he dove in plunging in and out this is how both wanted it hard rough and fast screw being gentle. His mouth covered hers she felt to him like she was going to scream in ecstasy she released fast his hands gently squeezed her back side her spider played her body like a violin

"I told you it was mine," he said while his piercing eyes stared into hers "Again I want to see your face,"

He shifted his hips she opened her mouth with a silent scream then "Na- Naraku," she called while exploding "I-I it's," she could not finish her breath caught in her throat "Fuck,"

"Fuck you I intend to until lunch is over," he then bit her shoulder

"Don't stop it's," she panted hard his bite intensified it three fold he moved to her breasts sucking them as he plowed into her hard like a piston she grabbed fist fulls of his hair "Fuck me yesss,"

"My cave of paradise ahhh," he exclaimed as both released hard and long he laid her on top of the desk "Like that do you? You like my rod pounding into you deep inside?

"Y-yes," she managed to gasp

"Hot tight and killing me," he exclaimed and pulsed inside her

"Ah," she groaned when he shifted his body all at once his shaft was hitting all of her sweet spots "Yes give it to me," to drive her crazy he moved up and down against her at the same time rubbing against her pearl and that's all it took "Naraku like that," he pounded into her again "That's it gods fucking damn," she came

"Kagome sh-shit," he gasped

Staying inside her he sat in the big brown high back leather chair with her straddling him "Like that does it feel good?

"Hell yes ride me go harder," she complied "Damn ooo that feels good,"

She kissed him stroking his tongue with hers he hardened more so much it ached "Do you want it? Tell me"

"Yes ah f-fuck I do not care if it hurts," he panted "Screw me slam down I want it hard and fast," she did his rust brown eyes glowed red and his claws came out she sucked on the pulse point on both sides of his neck "Ka-go-meee," he called while exploding she was right with him

"You make me so hot I can't stand it," she said

He raised his hips up plunging in and out matching her thrusts with his "Take it make me feel it," she slammed down onto him so hard he could not keep his hips up and let her lead "Oh yes take me"

He arched upward "Yes, yes, yes harder faster," he obligedthey continued both came so many times they could not count

Lemon ends

They finished just before lunch time ended "You bit me" giving me spider hickeys hah? She teased

"More then that I have given you a courting mark,"

"Nice," she exclaimed "As big as it is at first I was worried it wouldn't fit,"

"You have test driven him and he fit well," Naraku teased

"Yup and you gave me your version of a spider tattoo,"

"I will mark you as my intended later on,"

"Why not do it now? She said

"Is this what you truly wish?

"Yes" he bit her again marking her as his intended "Oh boy spider hickeys now it's a set," she razzed

"Count yourself lucky if we had more time I would screw you into the floor and back out again,"

"Sniff you get to mark me but I don't get to mark you," she teased

"During mating you will,"

"Aw not fair," she said with a fake pout

He made one of his claws come out and sliced a small cut into his neck "You will drink from me this will be your claim and you will have some of my demonic powers as I have part of yours,"

She put her lips to his neck and suckled he loved that and held her against him as she drank his blood her body tingled and felt strange. Her hearing increased beyond human levels a new strength formed within her she could sense things she never had before then she pulled back "Oh boy spider wine," she joked

"I like it when you suck my neck,"

"Kinky thing," she teased "Now we need to clean up," he went to the desk and pulled out a few sterile wipes from the container each of the teachers had one in their classrooms "Lemon"

"Yes now I have lemon scented and flavored miko," they cleaned the desk and chair as well

"I'll go back to class first," Kagome said they kissed and she bolted to the classroom getting there first

Naraku's students were coming back three minutes later and passed him in the hallway "Gotta go to the little demons room," Inuyasha jokingly said

"Yup me to do not want to have to drain the lizard in class," Bankotsu teased the rest of the males followed

In the men's room

"See that professor Himura's hair is down and lose," Inuyasha said

"Yup and he never wears it lose," Miroku exclaimed

"Gee I wonder why? Bankotsu joked

"The miko," Sesshoumaru exclaimed

"Kagome" the others said in the same breath

"The miko has staked her claim," Sesshoumaru said

"Are you shitting me she roped hauled in branded and made that sucker hers?" Inuyasha teased

"Little brother the professor went cave exploring,"

"And got pounced on and ravished," grinning Inuyasha replied

"And played ride the spider giddy up," Kouga added

"Oh Naraku you make my world go around now I'm a woman," Inuyasha teased in a girls voice

"Somebody gag him please," Kouga said

In class

"Strange professor Himura's hair is down," Sango started

"Yes it is isn't it?" Ayame agreed

"So our dear Kagome why is that?' Kagura teased

"I know not of what you speak,"

"What did you do? More like what did you two do? Sango questioned

"Nothing," Kagome answered barely able to keep a straight

Ayame sniffed and looked at Kagura who nodded in agreement in the blink of an eye Kagura had the left shoulder of Kagome's shirt pulled back "Ah hah just as I thought courting and intended marks," Kagura announced

"And girls her cherry's gone to," Ayame said teasingly even though she already knew

"They did it they da, da, da did it," Sango teased "Doing the nasty,"

"Oh shut up," Kagome shot back

"Confess, confess," they simultaneously exclaimed

"Yes so what,"

"About freaking time," Sango wisecracked

"Yee ha," Inuyasha said as he entered the classroom

"Oh great comments from the peanut gallery starting with the head nut," Kagome shot back

"Gitty up wench hang on for the ride" who rode who? Did you go first? You know what they say ladies first," he razzed "Oh Naraku my dreamy spider thanks to you I'm a woman now," he added in a female voice

"Mutt you scare me, your too good at that girly voice shit," Kouga told him

"That is for me to know and you to never figure out," Kagome replied

"Why little brother do you need pointers and instructions?" Sesshoumaru needled

"No but you do mister rusty pipes," Inuyasha shot back

"Brotherly banter," Naraku exclaimed as he entered his class

"I'm a good boy he started it,' Inuyasha said pointing at Sesshoumaru

"You started it the day you were born," Sesshoumaru jabbed

"At it again," Sugimi said as he stopped by the classroom then looked at and grinned at Naraku knowingly "Bad dogs,"

"Oh Inu papa I'm a good girl don't spank me," Inuyasha bugged his father in a female voice

"Inuyasha Taisho I will do worse than that if you keep it u," Sugimi started but was cut off

"Hey what the hell?" Inuyasha exclaimed when Sesshoumaru's whip landed next to his butt

"There was a fly there," Sesshoumaru said sweetly

"Sure there was," the irate hanyou replied "Sadistic freak,"

Surprise the new poetry teacher, meet Ruka

"Hey did you hear misses Takanawa the poetry teacher is leaving?" Sango announced

"Wonder who will replace her," Jakotsu added

"Don't know hope it isn't someone who is some stuffy snob," Inuyasha said

"We also have a new girl coming I heard," Ayame told them

"Oh really who?" Sango asked

"Don't know,"

"Hope she's somebody cool," Kagura commented

"Yep and not one of those rich snobs with her nose in the air and head up her but," Kagome added

Monday the following week

"Good afternoon kiddyz I will be your new poetry teacher," grinning Sugimi announced he was waiting for something special

"Yay Inu papa," the girls cheered

"Nooo not you anybody but you oh my gods my life is over" why me what did I ever do to deserve this? Inuyasha wailed "Cut it out you dick," he snapped when Sesshoumaru snapped one of his cute ears with a claw

"There was a bug there a mosquito I believe," Sesshoumaru casually replied

"Ya and I'm looking at the giant pain in my ass now," Inuyasha shot back

"Inutrasha, Inutrasha why doe's thou whine are you drunk on cheap sake let it not overtake thee," Sugimi started the ball rolling

"Out the window your sanity went so it is time you got bent," Inuyasha shot back

Sesshoumaru sadistically grinned before Inuyasha could utter another word Sesshoumaru was behind him his left arm around his torso holding him in place this right hand mercilessly scratching behind his ear. Inuyasha struggled against his brothers hold while one foot tapped the floor Sugimi loved this it reminded him so much of his sons puppy days

"Gods damn it fluffly let go," Inuyasha protested 'Damn him why the ears I'm cursed he knows a dogs weaknesses' he thought and tried pulling away "You prick let go purr I am so going to purr kill you,"

"Hey mutt you part neko cause you sure purr like one?" Kouga razzed

"Asshole your canine to let him do it to you and you'd do the same," Inuyasha snapped his foot kept tapping the floor "Purr bastard ya better sleep with one eye open I am going to kill you," he snapped at Sesshoumaru

"Aw it's just like when you were a puppy it warms my fatherly heart," Sugimi teased "Neko want a fishy?

"Growl" was Inuyasha's response while baring his fangs "I hate you fuckers,"

"Smile Sexy," Kagura said he looked at her

"Kagura," he griped when she took a picture with her cell phone "I better not find that on the internet,"

"I'm gonna show everyone," she teased she was lying

Knock, knock "Enter" Sugimi said

The door opened "Sugimi I have a new student for you," Naraku announced "Come in," she stepped in Inuyasha's jaw nearly hit the floor as he looked at the gorgeous copper haired female kitsune "Ruka this is Sugimi Taisho assistant dean and poetry teacher,"

"More like professor doom," Inuyasha teased

"Hi Sugimi sensai," Ruka greeted politely

"Welcome Ruka. And that unruly dog up there is my youngest pain aka my son Inuyasha, the quiet dignified one over there is his big brother Sesshoumaru," Sugimi said Sesshoumaru inclined his head

"Hello everyone," she greeted

"Hi Ruka," they replied

"You can sit with me doll face," Inuyasha said

"Come over here and sit with us," Sango coaxed

"Hey she's my fox get your own," Inuyasha protested "I claim first dibs,"

"I cannot believe it dog breaths in lecherous dog mode this is a first," Kouga teased

"Inuyasha the poor girl hasn't been here five minutes and already your staking claim," Sugimi exclaimed

"Hey I know what I like and I like foxy and besides a procrastinating dog misses the boat,"

"Why Inuyasha sweet cakes are you in love? Jakotsu razzed

"Shut up Prunella," he replied "You me lunch later?"

"Okay," Ruka answered 'Wow my first day here and already I have a hot hunk' she thought

"Inuyasha my dear son? Sugimi called

"Ah what the hell are you up to pop?"

"Can I expect grand pups? Sugimi could not resist "Should I get ready?

"Cough gods damn it cough don't do that shit,"

"Oh joy I am going to be an uncle," Sesshoumaru needled "If it's a litter wow that'd be a gift from heaven,"

"Dumb ass dogs," Inuyasha mumbled

Ruka became fast friends with Sango and the other females and they were very protective of their new little sister a couple of weeks had passed and they found out they'd be getting another new student Sugimi had told them. Monday morning there was a knock on the classroom door Naraku told the person to enter Sugimi opened the door said his hellos and walked in with someone new behind him

"Naraku this is," Sugimi began but did not get to finish

"Fruka," the new girl said

"Nagacreepy," Ruka replied

"Seems they know one another," Naraku commented

"Yes and judging by the look on sweet Ruka's face I'd bet not in a good way," Sugimi replied

"Ruka is a well behaved model student I have never seen her look upon anyone with such distaste" what is the new ones name? Sugimi told him

"Hey wench you leave my mate alone," Inuyasha said

"Mate? Naraku exclaimed with a grin

"The boy is planning ahead and defending his territory," grinning Sugimi replied

"Kikyo Nagasaki this will not be tolerated in my class or in this school," Naraku scolded she spun on her heel to face him ready to say something snide and saw him

"Oh high there," she said with a sugary sweet smile plastered on her face and winked

Bang a hand hit Naraku's desk getting everyone's attention "Do not ever let me see you doing that again," Sugimi snapped

"Doing what sensai?" Kikyo tried being sweet and innocent

"Flirting with male members of the school staff,"

"But I," she started

"Save it no use in attempting to deny it I saw it with my own eyes," Sugimi scolded

"Yes sensai," she replied in a defeated tone walked over to the empty desk and sat down

"Come on mate sit with me," Inuyasha called smiling Ruka went right to him he was like her personal body guard and the happiest hanyou on earth

"Nice pair," Naraku commented to Sugimi he smiled "Grand inu father," he razzed

"Little spiders remember little spiders lots of them," Sugimi teased

"Rotten dog," Sugimi laughed

Jakotsu's gift, caught in the act

Before class

"Hey want to see a video my friend sent me? Jakotsu asked

"Yes" his classmates answered

Jakotsu pusher the enter button on his cell phone and the video started playing there was Inuyasha's sweet little kitsune angel Ruka whipping Kikyo's ass after Kikyo smacked her and Ruka fought like a man. Inuyasha smiled from ear to ear as he watched fox versus ho and ho was losing, the others were cracking up laughing. Inuyasha told Jakotsu he wanted a copy Jakotsu sent it to his cell phone

"This is fucking gold," the hanyou said "I'm showing everybody," his grin was wicked

"It seems our little skank had a thing for a professor at Koto University named Hojo she considered Ruka competition and an obstacle in her way he and Ruka were only friends. Kikyo got kicked out she can never go back," Jakotsu told them

"Hojo? Kagome said "I know him we grew up together yep he is hot,"

"Lucky us heaven and hell don't want her so we're stuck with her," Kagura wisecracked

"Who is our blessed film artist who graced us with this golden info? Ayame asked

Jakotsu grinned sadistically "Hakudoshi and let me tell you dears he hates her with a seething fury,"

"Oh man," Ruka said as she approached them and saw it then buried her face in Inuyasha's red shirt

"There's my little kitsune terror," he teased putting his arms around her

"I will never hear the end of it now," she mumbled,

" My baby kicks ass damn babe you fight like a man it's kinda hot," he teased

"Pervert," Ruka replied and gently smacked his chest

"Explains why the bitch hates you so much," Inuyasha said "I am proud of you,"

"We love you Ruka," the girls said

"Us to," the happy males added

"Aw thanks I feel all warm and fuzzy inside," Rula replied

Naraku's class

"Hey professor Himura," Kikyo crooned winked at Naraku and licked her lips

"Kagome did you see that shit? Sango whispered

"Bitch" Kagura said

"I saw it, I frigging swear she goes to sleep and wakes up in slut mode and stays in it twenty four seven," Kagome replied

"Kagome? Ayame said

"Yes Yame dear? she answered with a devilishly evil expression on her face she was just too damned calm for Ayame's liking

Nagatrampy assistant dean Taisho warned you about that" or have you suddenly developed amnesia? Naraku snapped

"Well he's not here now," Kikyo cockily answered "Ow, ow, ow," she shrieked when a plastic cup of hot coffee hit the back of her head drenching her

"Good girl," Kagura mouthed the words without using her voice while she Sango, Ruka and Ayame gave Kagome thumbs up

Kikyo spun around to look "Which one of you jealous ugly bitches did this? I want to know who's ass to kick"

Inuyasha smirked evilly "Like this? He pushed a button on his cell phone playing for all to see was Ruka whipping her ass at the other school

"Ooo she got fox whipped," Kouga needled the boys made whip sounds

"All that over professor Hojo tsk, tsk, tsk you greedy naughty girl," Miroku needled

"Impressive work Ruka," Naraku praised

"How did y? Kikyo started but caught herself

"Hey Yash I want a copy of that," Kouga said

The door flung open "Nagasaki my office now," furious Sugimi demanded

"But," Kikyo tried to speak

"Now" Sugimi bit as if going to her execution she slowly got up and headed toward the door "Move it before I drag you out by the hair,"

After they were gone "Damn wonder what's going on pop is pissed, but prof didn't even get chance to tell him yet?" Inuyasha exclaimed

"Maybe he had a psychic vision," Bankotsu joked

Someone whistling was heard "Sessh,' Inuyasha said looking at his brother

"Video messaged her actions to father" ain't modern technology grand? Sesshoumaru joked

"Oh shit dad saw her trying to put the moves on professor Himura. Sessh you little devil you well in your case big devil your beautiful man," he teased

"You know what they say little brother devil knows best," Sesshoumaru replied with a big smirk

Bitch is back, war of words

Sugimi's class

After two weeks suspension Kikyo returned Days passed and Kikyo did not do much to improve her reputation or status at school "Stupid fox and a dumb drooling dog," Kikyo mumbled seeing Inuyasha wrapped around Ruka

"Heard that you reject from a horror show," Inuyasha retorted

'Mindless mutt," she mumbled under her breath

"Can't get or buy any hag scab," Inuyasha shot back he was more then she could handle and she was fuming

Sugimi had a plan albeit a wicked one but a plan "Today children we will be doing poetry you may use it however you please. Those who make good and or talented use of it will receive an A plus,"

"Me first," waving his raised hand Inuyasha volunteered he caught the hint as did the others Sugimi as good as gave them the green light to wreak havoc

"Yes mister Taisho you may begin," Sugimi replied

She struts around like she is a sexy high class expensive slut even though she ain't got no butt

It's mother nature's blunder that left her a brainless titles wonder and pulled her under

With just one glance her frosty gaze could make a guy's poor unsuspecting innocent dick fall off in his pants

"That was no butt by Inuyasha Taisho" Inuyasha announced

"Interesting," Sugimi exclaimed

"Who let the dogs out, woof, woof?" Kouga ragged

"Says he who acts as a Kotex pad for his bleeding little foxy and isn't getting any," Kikyo tried

"Lame" the students exclaimed

"Bet Higutrampy couldn't do much better," Kikyo insulted she was jealous and considered Kagome an obstacle in her path to Naraku

"Get her Kags,"

"Hah, don't make me laugh," Kikyo had the nerve to mouth off "She couldn't find her way out of a torn wet paper bag with a flash light map and a compass,"

"Bitchy because professor Himura doesn't want you he's way too good for you," Jakotsu needled "There's always the finger option though I doubt you'd feel anything in that three lane traffic tunnel you call a hole,"

"Well he sure doesn't want you girlfriend I mean she he friend," Kikyo insulted

"Now don't be jealous and bitchy because I have more dick then you and I am more man then you but then unlike you I was born one,"

"Why you," she started but was cut off

"Oh snap Jak just read wrote and erased your ass and from a gay guy that's an extra strength bitch slap," Inuyasha needled

"Thanks Yash darling," Jakotsu teased

At birth they named her Kikyo now that's a crying shame when in reality her name is Kinkyho.

No ass no hips and pencil thin nearly non existent lips

Boys there is no need to travel down south when you can easily use her big fits three at a time mouth.

A face so ugly she could stop a clock one boy said he wouldn't not let her ride his jock

For the male population it's bad luck because from what I hear she is a cold dead fuck.

Boys say they could get better head from someone dead

When that foul rotting cooch stench floats your way no it's not black magic an evil spell or something rising up from the bowels of hell run for your life before you die from the smell

"That is Kinkyho by Kagome Higurashi" she announced

"Oh shit raked over the coals skinned and fillet," stomping his foot on the floor laughing Bankotsu exclaimed

"Yo Kags fucking awesome," Miroku said and applauded the rest followed his lead

"Miko that was outstanding you should write a book," Sesshoumaru added Kikyo who had been white with shock was now flaming red with rage

"You would think that being Jakotsu's bitch and all" so who gets to be on top? Guess where he's the man he does after all only girls wear eye shadow and face paint" Kikyo badgered

The class fell silent you could hear a pin drop "Uh oh," the other students said

"Somebody call a priest and an undertaker," Miroku exclaimed

"Well it was nice knowing ya no it sucked knowing you," Miroku ragged

"Oh well what can I say we have to go sometime," Kouga teased "So hurry up and go will ya?"

"Get her Sessh," Inuyasha coaxed

"Oo la, la here comes the judge' Sugimi thought

Gender confused she male seethes with dark fury and jealousy because she cannot be a real man like me

Lacking feminine curves no attention is what she deserves

Though it is a foolish waste of time she seeks men out but alas it comes to a tragic end for she does not have the vital part to pleasure a male so once again it is an epic fail

Doesn't it know the back door cannot pass for or replace the front door? What a disgrace

The back door exit has become so wide that nothing can stay inside in years past unfortunate unknowing males fell inside and were never seen again we are sure they died

Her appearance is so frightening the sight of her scare birds out of the trees as in terror they flee the ones not fast enough fall dead so severe is the situation not only animals but humans hide filled with dread

"That was Gender confused by Sesshoumaru Taisho" he exclaimed

Sesshoumaru caught Kikyo's wrist just as she was about to hit him in the head with the wooden part of the blackboard eraser "Bastard," she cursed

"I would call you a pussy but you're not a woman so that's out," he said

"I'll kill you,"

"You did tie the noose in the rope threw it over the tree branch and put you neck in it then hung yourself with it when you called me a female in your vulgar nasty little way so do not complain now because I used your own tactics against you and won," Sesshoumaru told her

"Yeah man up bro," Inuyasha needled

"Son of a bitc," she started

"Grow a pair dude," Kouga jabbed

"Be warned complete that sentence and lose a limb. You will not speak ill of my mother," Sesshoumaru warned warned still holding her wrist "Now I will release you should you attempt to attack my person again I will have to kill you," he said with a smile

"Shit stupid bitch quit now because he only smiles just before someone dies usually by his hand," Inuyasha warned Sesshoumaru smiled more

Wide eyed Kikyo audibly gulped "Let go," she demanded while pulling away she had pulled so hard when he released her she landed on her ass

"A pluses for everyone except one. Miss Nagasaki you may leave my class I'm sure the others would be relieved," Sugimi announced she stormed out pissed off and whipped she left in defeat

Razor words, and a spy

"Professor Himura isn't a pedophile so run along little girl and leave him to the big girls," referring to Naraku Kikyo needled

"He doesn't want something that is so low that even the sluts union rejected it," Kagome shot back

"Oh snap good one Kags," Ayame praised

"Major burn," Ruka exclaimed

"He needs a woman not a child," Kikyo insulted and slowly slid the top of her soda bottle in and out of her mouth seductively

"Your mouth is so big bet you could fit three at once in it" hah? Kagome jabbed

"Now we can call you toilet breath," Sango needled

"Damn when did the front door go out of style? And when did mouth replace pussy? Bankotsu slammed her

"You see guys it's like this she has to use her mouth cause the last fifteen dudes who tried the front door fell in and were never seen again till this day neither their families or the cops can't find them," Kouga added

"You couldn't afford it wolf puppy I like men not rabid babies," Kikyo retorted

"I can think of better things to use that mouth of yours for," Inuyasha insulted

"Oh really?" Kikyo replied questioningly

"As if get your mind out of the gutter, more like hold you up by your ankles and use your mouth to plow the farm fields,"

"How dare you? She snapped

"Well they do use hoes in gardening,"

"Fucktard douche bag," Kikyo snapped 'That bitch has to go she's to gods damned friendly with my Naraku' she mentally griped

Days later

"Meet me in the janitors closet my minx," Naraku purred in Kagome's ear

"My naughty spider," she teased

"I will show you naughty when I get your beautiful ass in that closet," he made his fangs come out and nipped her ear it was something new he started she loved it his hot breath fanned across her skin

Lemon starts

Kagome casually made her way to the janitor's closet when near it a long arm reached out and pulled her in startling and causing her to gasp. The door was quickly locked behind her as her amorous spider pulled her against his hard lean body keeping her back against his chest, his hands glided over her shoulders slowly moving to her breasts cupping and massaging them while kissing and nipping her neck he sucked on her pulse point she moaned. His pants were already down she felt his hardness poking her butt and rolled her backside against it he groaned from the heightened state of lust filled arousal and need this put him in both breathing heavily. His hands reached down hiking up her skirt one nested between her legs rubbing up and down

"Do you want me inside you?

"Yes" she answered

"Filling you moving in and out stroking your velvet passage," he teased

"I need you don't make me wait,"

"Horny little minx," he said and turned her to face him

"It's all your fault you made me this way," next her skirt was lifted up to her hips and her panties were removed he sat her on the edge of the sink her legs instantly wrapped around his waist "Gods yes," she moaned as he entered her

"Ooo I will never tire of this," he groaned

"Don't hold back let the savage side out," she coaxed

"Woman I am going to drill you like an oil well," he let his eyes redden and claws come out "Hang on to me," she complied

"Oh yeah fuck yes," she exclaimed when he granted her wish and started pounded into her "Yes Naraku yes,"

"Uh so damned good," he said

"Naraku I," she gasped

"Kiss me and hard," he instructed she did he shifted his body and she exploded like the fourth of July fireworks

He wanted to muffle any scream she might let slip out but soon learned he did not need to. She pulled back and bit his neck hanging on with her teeth but not breaking his skin "Harder," she said her hands held on the his ass pulling him into her harder and faster "Gods yes that's it oh Raku,"

For the first time he growled "To fucking good," he was now pounding into her with inhuman speed "Ahhhhh," he released hard and she with him "More,"

"Naraku I, I ah love y- you," she gasped

"Gods mate," he called both climaxed together, they continued releasing many more times until both were out of breath and spent

Lemon ends

"Pant, pant, pant that was fan-fucking-tabulous," she teased

"You love me? The grinning spider exclaimed

"Mate? She replied

"You heard correctly,"

"So that's your way of saying you love me," she teased

"Yes and you know I do you will be my mate marriage under youkai law," he answered

"Do I get to wear a web veil dress and everything? She teased

"Yes if you wish my depraved little minx,"

The lovebirds washed up in the sink and fixed their clothes he unlocked the door peeking outside to make sure no one was around he gave her a quick sensual kiss playfully smacked her butt and sent her on her way she innocently returned to class. Naraku swiftly cleaned up the area they had, had their little session in left and locked the door behind him. Sugimi was coming back in and spotted his sneaky spider friend casually leaving the scene of the crime

"A new love nest and a little closet nooky?" Sugimi teased with his arm around Naraku's shoulder

"A nosy inquiring dog," Naraku joked

"Well dear spider I am the assistant boss of this joint so it goes with the territory,"

"Lucky you." Naraku playfully shot back

"Keep it up mister hot pants and before you know it you'll have a whole litter of little spiders on the way," Sugimi ragged and was smiling evilly

"Keep it up dog and when it comes to pass I will wrap you in one of my webs and feed you to them,"

"Sniff, sniff and I thought we were family," Sugimi taunted wiping fake tears from his eyes they walked away when they were gone

"He will be mine," spying Kikyo who had just arrived griped "But first I need to get rid of that bitch,"

Locker room surprise, a deadly plan, and an unexpected outcome

Three days later

"She'll leave school after this and never come back," gloating Kikyo said to herself

Kagome went to the locker room she was alone because all the other girls had finished first, she heard a lock click "Hello? She called out

She focused her eyes on the door Naraku walked over to her with a wicked glint in his eyes at the same time looking deadly serious, his hand went to the zipper of his pants Kagome felt uneasy and slowly started backing up. His eyes were fixed on her intently he continued approaching her his eyes intense almost boring into her soul her heart hammered in her chest. Kagome remained calm keeping her eyes on the predatory male who continued to close in on her

"What do you want Naraku sensei?

"Oh I think you know good and damn well what I want,"

"No you'll have to tell me," she answered

His hand started sliding his zipper up and down tauntingly "Give you a clue or do I have to spell it out for you?"

"Ah no thanks,"

She watched as his hand opened the button of his pants and his zipper slid down this time staying open, an evil smile formed on his lips he closed in on her she was trapped between him and the wall. She dodged beneath his outstretched arm and nearly escaped but a large hand caught her by her wrist yanking her to him holding on and forcing her to face him. Kagome was doing a good job of remaining calm and was also scheming of how to escape

"Please let me go? She tried being nice

Smack his hand slapped her face "Give it up bitch you know you want this," he replied his voice rough and menacing

"No I don't no offense,"

"I see the way you look at me in class this is what you get when you tease," he said

"Excuse you," Kagome snapped and kneed him in the balls

"Cheap little bitch I was going to make it as painless as possible but now I'm gonna make it hurt," he bit

"Fuck you bitch,"

"You have two choices be a good girl and spread em and it'll be quick and painless or we can do it with a whole of hurt the hurt thing is fine by me if that's how you want to go," he taunted

Bam "I don't think so," she replied while punching him with her free hand his head jerked backward from the force of the blow to his jaw "Who's the bitch now? She punched him in the eyes face and head so fast he didn't even see it coming

"You little bitch," he screamed

She continued kicking and punching forcing him to let go of her wrist, next they wound up on the floor Kagome was in a bling murderous rage all humanity gone for her mind. She got him by the throat and squeezed she was stronger than normal her out of control miko powers sparking around them the room glowed. The struggle continued and Kagome began to notice something that snapped her back to reality and she began swinging more viciously and fiercely then before

"Who the fuck are you? She demanded her grip on his throat never wavering or weakening

"Nice try cough but not working," he choked out

"Well you're not Naraku so who are you?' getting no response enraged fed up Kagome repeatedly kneed him in the gut and nuts and with her other hand pulled his hair "Who the fuck are you better tell me before I get really pissed off," he knee never stopped hitting

The fingers of one hand went into her mouth bad mistake because that's when Kagome bit down hard nearly taking three of his fingers off in the process "Uhhhhhhh," he let out a muffled shriek forced to let go of Kagome

"Son of a bitch," Kagome cursed her eyes ablaze with rage as she saw the face change the disguise was wavering

"Cough gasp cough how d-did you cough know?"

"Simple you brainless simpleton bitch Naraku is a demon and I am seriously pissed off with out of control increased with rage miko powers it would not have gone on this long he'd burn right away," Kagome replied

"Clever little bitch aren't you bet you think your real smart hah?"

"Kikyo excuse my Kikyslut I think it's time we settled our difference violently," wearing an evil smirk Kagome calmly said and before Kikyo had chance to respond Kagome landed the first punch right on her left eyes and kept going from there

"Bitc" Kikyo started but never got to finish before Kagome's fist landed another blow

"This is gonna hurt," Kagome needled "A lot,"

Bang, bang, bang "Kagome are you in there? Inuyasha asked banging on the locked door

"Busy come back later or stay and wait,"

"Are you all right? We couldn't find you and were worried about you," he said

"This shouldn't take but a sec be out in a minute,"

"Damn it wench what the hell's going on in there? Inuyasha nagged

Bam she hit again "Just a sec jeez impatient much?"

Outside the door

"Fuck I smell blood," Inuyasha exclaimed by this time Sugimi, and Naraku had arrived and were standind behind their students

"Oh man it's like the fourth of July in there the way Kagome's powers are sparking," Bankotsu stated

"Out of control enraged miko on the warpath,' Miroku added

"What is going on here? Sugimi asked "Uh oh miko fireworks," he exclaimed when he saw the sparks

"I smell blood," Naraku said "Move I'm kicking the door in,"

He had his foot up to do so and that's when the door opened and they saw Kagome standing there dragging some laying face down battered person by their hair caveman style out into the hallway "Kagome what the hell? Inuyasha exclaimed

"Miko" surprised Sesshoumaru said

"What has happened here? Sugimi asked

"Kagsy you have out done me I bow to the master," grinning Ruka said and bowed

"Aw shucks thing nothing of it little sis,"

"Tell us what happened in there Kags," Sango, and Ayame said at the same time

"Inu papa Naraku and loyal friends meet the fake attempting rape Naraku," Kagome told them

"What? The enraged spider bit

"Fake Naraku aka Kinkyho she posed as him and pulled a fake attempt rape, but she really fucked up big time," Kagome said

"How so? Kouga asked

"Well stupid forgot Naraku is a demon and if I had touched him in that state of mind with my powers out of control as they were he'd have burned they sparked and she did not burn. Even under normal circumstances if a demon got out of hand I could still burn them with a touch," Kagome answered

"Damn Kagome you really tore her ass up," Sango exclaimed as she lifted her up by her hair to get a look

"What can I say she pissed me off?"

"What the hell happened here? Dean Abi who came bolting down the hall asked "Sniff Nagasaki why am I not surprised?" Kagome told her

"Wow she's like one giant bruise on legs," grinning Jakotsu exclaimed

"Wonderful," Abi said they looked at her like she was nuts "Well kids she's outta here," she smiled

"Sweet let's have a freaking block party and celebrate," Kagome wisecracked "Well kiddyz she's all yours I need another shower I reek of skank and skank juice,"

"You know Sugimi in the old days we could just take her out and make her disappear," Abi said

"Ah good times how I miss them," Naraku commented

"An accidental acid spill from ones claws oops something got dissolved wonder where it went?" Sugimi joked

Nearly three weeks later

Nearly three weeks passed by and life without Kikyo was a slice of heaven things seemed to go easier "So my little wench if you ever do a brawl rematch tell you what let me film it then we put it on cable and make a butt load of money fifty, fifty split," Inuyasha teased with his arm around her shoulders

"I'll get back to you in a month," Kagome replied

"Damn is it even possible to get a rise out of you/"

"Once in a while. I have a better idea," she said

"Really like what/"

"You and me have a match Jakotsu can be our camera man manager and referee," Kagome teased with a serious face it unhinged him the affect she was hoping for

"Are you nuts you might get pissed off forget and purify me, and I know Ruka does not want to lose her cute little inu puppy?" he replied batting his eyes on the last part

"Con artist," Kagome razzed

"So ya going to eat with us peasants today? He teased

"It's not even lunch time yet what is your stomach doing the thinking for you?" she joked

"Nah we just want your company, unless Naraku sama has other plans for you," he replied wiggling his eyebrows flirtatiously

"Okay I'll find out what he's going to do first,"

"Deal but don't try hiding because you know I'm a dog I will sniff you out track you down put you over my shoulder and carry you out here," he ragged

"Yes inu papa,"

"Aw come on that's for my dad not me," she reached over "Purr" he quickly clamped his hand over his mouth "Oh no wench not the ears purrrrr damn it quit it," he protested she kept massaging "Kagome damn it," his foot started tapping the floor like a happy mortal dog "Damn ears are like catnip in my case girlnip wenches and my ears."

Then suddenly "Girlnip," the voices of Sango, Kagura, Miroku and the others simultaneously said

"Oh see what you've done," Inuyasha whined

"He's so cute when he purrs and taps his foot," Ruka teased

"That's a good mutt enjoy the scratchies," Kouga needled

"Shut up you ookami fly trap," Inuyasha shot back

"Hey Ruka get the other ear," Kagome encouraged she did

"Nooooo," he shrieked "Leave me alone someone get me some triple strength wench repellent stat,"

They attacked his ears mercilessly making him purr like mad and tap his feet "Little brother you are absolutely adorable," Sesshoumaru ragged

"Shut it fluffy,"

Lunch time

Kagome decided to eat outside she gathered her food and drink then headed for her favorite spot out back she seated herself under the huge Sakura tree set her food and drinks up and was about to bite into some sushi when a sharp pain cut into her throat choking her. She lost her breath dizzy and weak she swiftly slipped into darkness and was floating the wire not budging held tight around her neck holding her in deaths cold embrace, it all happened so fast that she had not had time to react or defend herself

"Hey bitch,' Ruka said loudly and with her claws sliced the murderers throat not a deadly blow but a bad one she'd leave the killer for someone else to play with

As the killer fled Ruka had to act fast the wire had cut into Kagome's throat Ruka quickly removed it "Sorry Kags there's no other way," she opened Kagome's mouth using a claw she cut her palm and fed her some of her own blood "That a girl Kags come back to us," she said when Kagome's color started to return

Kagome's eyes opened already there was a change her brown eyes were golden copper her hair grew from her mid back down to her thighs and was very wavy she had acute sense of smell and felt very playful "Hey what happened first I'm getting choked now I feel great better than I've ever felt in my life?"

"Fox demon blood," Ruka replied "Um hope you don't mind the small changes,' Ruka said slightly cringing

"Changes what changes?

"Ah you have golden copper eyes your hairs down to your thighs and let me check," Ruka exclaimed then lifted Kagome's upper lip

"What a free dental exam to man this is my lucky day," she teased her fox buddy

"Yup just as I thought," Ruka replied

"What the suspense is killing me,"

"You have a nice set of dainty fangs," Ruka told her

Kagome felt with the tip of her tongue "Bitchin this is totally cool oh boy I'm a foxy," she teased "Hey where's Raku I'm in the mood for some spider jumping,"

"Oh yeah your definitely kitsune alright the horn dog side is showing so early, be prepared we're sex fiends jokers and hellions," her kitsune friend explained

"Any meat around here I'm starving,' Kagome exclaimed "Sniff ramen Yasha,"

"Uh oh I think I have created my own Frankenstein," Ruka said as Kagome took off headed for Inuyasha's location

"Hey what the hell give that back that's my ramen, and did ya have to take the meat to?" Inuyasha complained not yet seeing the hit and run food thief then he got a look "Kagome what the hell, wench since when did you start liking ramen and raw meat?'

"Mmm this shit is good," she answered then continued to scoffing it down like a starved animal "I was hungry,"

"Give it back it's mine I did not even get one bite ya thieving wench,"

"Try and get it," she taunted from her perch she was crouching on high up in a big tree

"Come on Kagome it's mine damn it,"

"Nope not happening slurp," she gulped down the last of the ramen "Ah that hit the spot,"

"I've been wench jacked," the poor defeated hanyou sat down giving up in silent defeat and surrender

"Sessh do you smell that to?" kouga whispered

"Yes I noticed it immediately little brother is so wound up over his food he has not noticed,"

Kagome took off "Ruka want to go shopping just us girls Kagura, Ayame, Sango you to?"

"No thanks," the three females replied

"Kay see you guys later," she replied she and Ruka took off

"Did you catch that new scent?" Ayame asked the other females

"Yup" Kagura answered

"Gasp, hah, what?" was what Kagome's friends did when she and Ruka came back

Kagome wore something she'd never worn before sexy black leather pants with a sexy body hugging but not tight black leather top and matching shoes, on her waist was a silver chain belt that made the whole outfit stand out even more "What's with all the silence what did somebody die in here?"

"Miko," both Sugimi, and Sesshoumaru exclaimed

"Wenc I mean Kagome is that you? Inuyasha asked

"Miss hot stuff," Kagura teased

"Ah hah fox that's why you ramen and meat jacked me, I smell it on ya" how? Inuyasha inquired

"Well duh of course you smell fox it ain't skunk," Kagome teased

"Kagome if you weren't with prof I'd take you in the back room and jump ya," Kouga teased

"I second that," Miroku, and Bankotsu added

"Hell I'm gay and even I might take a whack at it,' Jakotsu ragged

"Switching teams now are you? Ayame joked

"So wench why do you reek of fox more so my fox?" Inuyasha asked, Ruka told Inuyasha

"Want me to find that bitch kick her ass and cut her fucking head off? Sango offered

"Yup one dance of blades from me and she'll be instant sushi," Kagora said

"Yeah my claws could use a good sharpening," smirking Ayame added

"Sweet thanks but nah let her go for now I have a current agenda,"

"Love the copper eyes nice set of fangs wench," Inuyasha playfully complimented

"Thanks,"

"Do you want me to speak with Naraku privately and tell him of the events," Sugimi asked

"No not yet," Kagome replied "Inu papa do you know where Raku is?

"You will find him in the art room," grinning Sugimi answered

"Thanks Inu papa you're the best,' she said then took off in search of her spider

"Shit dad when he finds out he's gonna go crazy and the shit is going to hit the fan," Inuyasha exclaimed

"Yes I know, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, Bankotsu, Jakotsu let's be prepared for worst just in case," Sugimi stated

"You've got it," they replied

"Yep for now he will be to distracted to notice anything right away but after miss sex fiend kitsune miko finishes screwing his brains out it is going to be very interesting,' Inuyasha exclaimed

"Well kiddyz give them about three hours minium as horny as those two are we won't be seeing them until then which gives us time to rest," Sugimi told them

In the art room

"Raku? Kagome said

Naraku spun around looked and gasped "Minx is that really you?"

"Well it ain't Casper the ghost," she teased ran toward him jumped up and wrapped her legs around his waist showering him with kisses

"You smell like kitsune," he remarked

"I was hanging out with Ruka we went shopping,'

"Oh" he replied "Where were we? Oh yes" he enjoyed slowly removing her new clothes before she knew it she was lain on the art table being personally examined by doctor Naraku

Back with the others

"It's been two hours now we can now call it the nooky art room," Inuyasha wisecracked

"Are you to be the tour guide? Sesshoumaru teased

"No fluffy cakes you are,"

"Three hours and fifteen minutes now children," Sugimi announced

"Horny bastards must've gone an extra round,' Inuyasha joked "Well at least he's still walking upright," he said when he saw the lovebirds coming

"Oh I dread this part," Kouga exclaimed

"Not to worry wolfy his horn dog lust haze is sated and worn off one look and that'll tell all," Inuyasha said "Remember they were in that dark art room,"

"Yeah man but she smells like Ruka a lot like Ruka," kouga reminded

"For now he probably thinks it because she's been hanging out with Ruka,"

"Yep girlfriend wanted one good long loving session her spider before he finds out finds war breaks loose and bodies pile up," Sango joked "But seriously can you blame her?"

"Brace yourselves here they come," Bankotsu said

"Well if it isn't my favorite leather clad assassin" how many did you knock off? Inuyasha teased

"Inuyasha," kagome scolded

"Not that kind of knocking off wench get your mind out of the hentai magazine. I said assassin as in paid killer,"

"Oh, no nobody paid me to do a hit,"

"Ah hah" he teased

Naraku sniffed and as he looked at his miko in the daylight for the first time he began doing a mental check list "Mate why do you smell overpoweringly like kitsune Ruka to be specific? Why is it that you now have golden copper eyes? And they are not contacts and unlike demons mikos cannot change eye color at will"

"Well I," Kagome started

"Uh hah," Naraku exclaimed and in a flash with one finger lifted up her lower lip "Fangs" where did you get fangs dear?"

'Here it comes ten seconds to doom and until the bomb drops' Sugimi thought

"I was in the locker room and," Kagome started then paused

"And? You may as well tell me now I will find out one way or another" he told her "Come on minx tell me and I shall reward you well later," he whispered in her ear

"Gulp," she finally told him

The reaction they saw was not at all what they expected for as sweet patient and easy going as Naraku was he was notorious for his fiery explosive temper when pushed o far and murderous wrath when the situation called for it and Sugimi knew this was one of those times, The three inus and wolf prince were prepared to restrain him if need be and continued waiting but saw no rise in his aura powers nothing

"I see Kagome you must never fear to tell me anything" understand? Please do not do it again? It makes me feel as if you do not trust me" Naraku calmly and gently spoke

"I'm sorry, please don't be mad," she pled

"Not to worry I am not I am only too happy to have you alive knowing that I almost lost you today is rather unsettling to me,"

"Sorry," she said the thought of not being with him made her heart clench and she held back tears threatening to spill from her eyes

He hugged her "You will not only be my mate we will also marry by human law," he told her

"Married to?

"Yes you little leather clad fox," he answered and gently smacked her butt and kissed her "I am going for a walk I need to clear my head I shall return,"

"Want me to come with?

"No little fox I shall return shortly," he replied

"Okay," she said, he walked away the second he was a few feet away in a flash he took to the skies a cloud of black miasma at his feet and sped off

"Oh that is not good," Kouga exclaimed

"Pure black miasma I have not seen him with that in over five hundred years," Sugimi said

"Inu papa," Kagome said looking much like a wounded pup it broke his heart he knew losing the spider would kill her

"Come little one you will fly with me," Sugimi exclaimed put one arm around her and took to the skies in his orb of light moving faster than the blink of an eye

"Hey Fluffy how bout a ride?" Inuyasha ragged Sesshoumaru

"Growl" was his reply Sesshoumaru feeling generous took his dog form they all climbed on once they were settled he stood and flew off in inu laaguage "Little brother if you pull tangle or damage my fur I will kill you,"

"Yeah, yeah keep your diaper on I wouldn't dream of it. But I'd be glad to pick the fleas out of it while I'm here good grooming is important to dogs," Inuyasha needled "Oh come on damn it woman," he complained when Kagura smacked his arm

"You leave Sesshoumaru alone he is immaculate," she scolded "I bet the cleanest dog on the planet,"

"Damn forgot wench can understand Inu,"

"Hahaha dog breath," Kouga jabbed

"Drama queen," Miroku teased

With Sugimi and Kagome

They followed Naraku's trail it lead straight to Kikyo's house which was eerily quiet even the birds in the trees had fled long before their arrival as did the other animals "Stay behind me," Sugimi instructed

They cautiously entered the dark house Sugimi followed his nose to a room in the back just outside of the doorway they took in the sight the room was clouded by pitch black miasma. Kikyo died a quick painless death as red eyed Naraku watched his elongated fangs and claws were present his blood rage was not even half way dissipated yet. The miasma began to clear away and Kagome made her way to her beloved spider

"Naraku come back to me,"

"Hm"

"It's me your minx,"

He said nothing but like a snake he moved with lightening he moved and roughly to him he sniffed her "Mine"

"Yes yours," by the gods even in his enraged state he was still beautiful

Kagome was held snugly against his body Naraku glanced at Sugimi who nodded at him, in a split second Naraku was gone. As the others arrived all they saw was a Naraku Kagome streak zip past them at high speed. Sugimi stood there waiting for the bombardment of questions he knew was coming, once every one climbed of Sesshoumaru and he retook his humanoid form Inuyasha was the first

"What happened? He asked

"Naraku killed her he did it swiftly,' Sugimi told them

"Yee ha the witch is dead lets have us a barbecue," Inuyasha teased "Maybe a rodeo to wouldn't mind roping me some steers,"

"Little brother you are ill," Sesshoumaru said

"No dingus just happy,"

Naraku, and Kagome

They were deep in the forest Kagome knew she was not just dealing with his primal bestial side but unlike the other times this was his blood rage bestial side she also knew that this was going to be a very different situation. Naraku landed in a densely covered with foliage area it was really quite beautiful, Naraku was a spider full of surprises all Kagome could do is gasp as faster then she knew possible she found herself naked in the middle of the forest and so was he she didn't even feel or see the clothes being removed

Lemon starts

Before she could blink she was in the center of a web that he had at warp speed spun between two trees it was wider than two king sized beds put together, Naraku moved in on her sheathing himself deep inside her silken passage his eyes rolled back in his head for a second and he groaned in his heightened state everything was hypersensitive. He hung onto the sides of the web for support her hands wandered over his beautiful body settling them on his derriere. His rapid forceful thrusts and the savagery were pulling her swiftly into the land of mindless euphoria suddenly her hands tightened on his back side and she began thrusting wildlt into him

"Naraku ah Narakuuu," for the first time he got to hear her scream his name during release all of their prior meetings had been keep somewhat hushed

He did not stop he was not about to let her come down from her high and had her clawing at the walls of the cage of passion again as he took her over the edge multiple times she thrashed wildly beneath him clinging to him like a vine and he loved it. The dam burst her copper eyes turned red next came the fox fangs and claws losing all control to her bestial side her claws dug into his backside she thrust into him hard fast and savagely. His end was fast approaching and she knew it she wanted more than anything for him to join her

"Growl" he wasn't too verbal in this state but then neither was she their bestial sides were in charge and all they could do was enjoy the ride

"Uhhhhh," she groaned their climaxes began fangs pierced the left sides of one another's necks the mating bond was complete

Even after long releases the mates continued they slowed down from their frenzied pace he moved within her "Naraku,"

"My little fox," he teased his beautiful rust brown eyes were back

"Naraku?

"Yes?

"Oh holy gods," she gasped when he shifted his position slightly hitting a particularly sensitive spot inside her 'Uh my spider,"

"Yes? He teased

"Oh dear sweet kamis by all the gods yes," she called when he hit all of her hot spots at the same time she exploded so hard she felt like she was going to faint

"Ohhh fuck yes," he exclaimed when her passage squeezed his over sensitive manhood Naraku shared in the carnal release

After the intense set of long climaxes finished Naraku found himself flipped onto his back on his own web Kagome taking the dominant role riding him "Minx do anything you want to me,"

"Like this? She teased and licked his left nipple teasing it with the tip of her tongue then sucking he arched his back

"Ooo" he moaned for a second biting his lower lip

"This? She did the same to the other nipple "And this? She nipped his ears By the gods he wanted to scream to the heavens "How about this? She rolled her hips increasing the friction when their pelvises ground together

"Oh fuck hell Kagomeeeee," he cried out while erupting like a volcano

"Made you scream my name," she teased

"More woman more," she kept riding him "I Kagome I oh gods," his hands clenched her butt while climaxing

"Yes, yes," Kagome was right with him, his lips attached to her breasts his tongue taunting and teasing her nipples and suckled each one he arched his back up slamming deep inside her. They would not be done for quite some time to come

Lemon ends

With the others

"I now pronounce you mister and misses spider," Inuyasha joked

"Seeing his opportunity Sugimi could not resist "And soon there'll be lots of little spiders running around,"

"Geez open a nursery why don't ya with the way your always talking about babies and all?" Inuyasha ragged

"How about some little inu kitsune grand pups? Ha, ha, ha? Sugimi playfully hounded

"I like Inu papa he's fun," Ruka said

"Damn friggin snake charmer charmed my mate to favor him," Inuyasha said

"Age has wisdom knowledge and beauty," Sugimi replied

Days later

Days passed before Naraku, and Kagome came back "They survived I can't believe they made it," Inuyasha teased

"No it's a figment of your warped mind," Kagome razzed

"We also come bearing news," smiling Naraku said

"Do tell," Ayame exclaimed

"Kagome and I were married the same day as our mating,"

"Clever celebrate mating and wedding anniversary on the same time," Bankotsu added

Eleven months later

Kagome learned she was pregnant Naraku was ecstatic Lots of little spiders like I said," Sugimi teased

"Sugimi remember baby spiders Inu for dinner," Naraku teased

"It's twins," Kagome announced "A boy and girl," Inuyasha gulped some time later she had twins the boy looked like Naraku the girl like Kagome