When Zuko and his honor got to Disney World, they saw Aang who looked particularly sad talking to Goofy. They hid behind a small child to listen in on his conversation, because they wanted to destroy the Avatar, obviously.
"I just love him so much Goofy." Cried Aang. "All I want is to give him fries with his order of his usual snack wrap, but he keeps rejecting me!" Zuko forgot he wasn't going to Mcdonalds as much as he used to. Aang was his server the whole time? Holy Mother of the Fire King!
"Oooh, bromance, sweet braH." Coughed his honor, she had a slight cold so we had to capitalize the H, you understand right?
Aang heard the sudden cough and slayed the alpaca in rage. "NO NOT MY LOVE MCMUFFIN!" Cried Zuko. He ran to the body and held her lovingly."You were the most humorous alpaca I have ever known. #Besties4lyfe."
"K, I'm out. Good luck getting me back." Said His honor as she transformed into an armadillo and rolled off into the night sky. And by rolled I mean fly, because reasons. Don't question, just feel.
"Why won't you love me BB." Asked Aang, even though he didn't form it into a question.
Zuko looked at him with hungry eyes. "I could really use a big mac right now."
"WITH FRIES!?" Cried a now hopeful Aang, tears in his literally moon sized eyes.
"Yes my love, with fries." Zuko whispered as he grasped the avatar.
As they were looking for something to ride off into the sunset with, they saw the Cabbage Merchant with his cabbage threw out his leafy greens and stole his cart like the little meanies they are.
The Cabbage Merchant cried to the heavens "WHY CAN'T I MAKE A LIVING TO INCREASE MY CABBAGE SKILL FOR MY DAUGHTER?! JUST AS THE CABBAGE MARKET WAS GOING UP! WHY GOD? WHY DO YOU FORSAKE ME?"
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