The cabbage merchant walked back to his house, defeated.

"Hello children." He groaned. His children were the greenest of cabbages, and he was quite proud to have birthed them all on his own.

The children said nothing, because they were cabbages, what did you expect? He peeled off a piece of Billy, because he was really hungry, and he knew Billy would understand, like the good cabbage patch kid he is. He grabs Billy and Cindy and ran to his stash of cabbage carts.

"Let's go get the Avatar!" He said as he logged in to his E-mail.

Dear Avatar:

U suck.

-Cabbage merchant.

P.S. Ur fries r stupid haha.

"That'll show him!" He boasted proudly to his cabbage shrine. Right beside his cabbage carts, that's why he went there.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Aang said while he floated around. "We in space home diggity dawg."

"Aang." Zuko said, all serious like. "I can't breathe." He said as he took a deep breath.

Aang opened his Macbook 17 because they are in the future now. Because space. "I have an E-mail! Golly gee I sure am popular as the worlds only Avatar!"

As he read the mail, his eyes filled with asteroids, because he's too cool for regular tears, space tears are where it's at; Holla.

"Zukoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Um-" Zuko started.

"Zukooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ZU- Zukooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Aang took a deep breath. "Zuko."

"Wat." Zuko replied. He ripped off his shirt and stood there. And by stood I mean float, because space.

They look at his pecks for a while.

"The cabbage merchant hurt my feelings." Aang stated. After that long silence.

"OMG RUDE." Zuko said as he grabbed Aang's waist and twirled him around. They flew back to earth to get better wifi; they needed to reply to the cabbage merchant.

CABBAGE MERCHANT:

FIRST THINGS FIRST

I'M THE REALEST.

YOU KNO WHAT I DO TO MAKE THOSE FRIES?!

I HAND PICK THEM POTATOES FROM MY GARDEN OF EDEN.

THEN I USE MY ONE OF A KIND AIRBENDING POWERS TO GIVE YOU THE BEST QUALITY FRIES.

"IF IT AINT BENDED, IT AIN'T GOOD"©

omg no u suck wow #rude #ididntask4this

-Aang, the frick frackin avatar

P.S. U KNO WA? I HAVE MORE SMEXY THAN UR SMELLY CABBAGE HOUSE.

"I will Aangvenge you my bae!" Zuko cries to the heavens.

"How will you do it, my person I like more than others?"

Zuko stares into the night sky.
"There's gonna be a war."

-TO BE CONTINUED-