Chapter 9 The Wedding

Simon's pov

I've got a feeling that Bodil and I are going to be best friends. He taught me the art of trolling. It was fun.

Suddenly I heard screaming. "SIMON! HELP!"

I ran, knowing that Jordan was the owner of that voice. "JORDAN!"

TIME LAPSE Because I can

I crashed down the door. "You stop this Ty," and launched on him.

Down we went, head over heels and as I was about to stab him, he jumped into a pool of water.

His skin turned the weirdest shades of blue and green. His headphones mutated and turned turquoise with a hint of purple. He hissed at me with pure black fangs.

Jordan screamed. Her face had a look of pure horror.

Ty emerged from the water. He immediately turned back to normal, but his clothes didn't fit right. He must have gotten more muscular as a squid. Horrible. He still had fangs, but they were a dazzling white.

Ty smiled and licked his fangs. "Jordan, dearest dearest Jordan, we have a wedding to attend to."

I gaped, realizing that Ty was using Jordan.

Jordan broke free of Ty's grasp, and kissed me. On the lips. I think I started to moan a bit when Ty pulled her away.

I cried, wishing I could save her. But a squid held me down. I couldn't move.

I took one last stand and shot Ty in the face with an arrow. Ink splattered all over his face.

I passed out.

Ty's pov (an hour later)

My face has a huge gash in it thanks to Simon. I'm killing him after the wedding.

Wow. Jordan looks amazing in white. Too bad I'm already dating a squid.

As I look closer I notice she's crying. She should be happy on her wedding day. She'll be a queen after this! Isn't that what all girls want? Or just my sister…Whatever. Let's just get this over with.

"SIMON RAGE!" a voice yells. I look up to see Simon, Bodil, a snowman, Ghost, Team Crafted, and…The Diamond Minecart?! He knows these people?!

I run to the nearest water source. I welcome the water. I hiss at Simon, wanting to rip the head off his shoulders. My tuxedo top rips, but I don't care. I always knew as Deadlox I was tiny. I put on my trusty squid armor and leap out of the water, using the aquatic technology. I have 5 minutes to kill him before I can't breathe.

I see Simon whisk away Jordan on his horse. That stupid Simon.

Simon's pov

I have to get us out of here! Our lives and the world depend on it!

I urge Penelope to go faster. For a squid, he's fast. Wait…

It's a flying squid. Oh no…

I kiss Jordan on the cheek and leap off the horse.

She screams, but I tell her to go on without me. I'll stay back and deal with Ty.

Ty laughs. "So…it comes down to me killing you…so be it." He raised his sword.

I lunge at him with my iron one.

We clash swords, metal on metal, until I collapse, breathing heavily.

"You win," I wheezed. "Just don't take my diamond sword."

He smiles. "Like I'll listen to you." Ty picks up the sword. It burns him.

"GAH! What was that?!" he yelled.

"That's the power of budder!" I shout triumphantly. I signal Bodil to fire the tnt minecart train he set up during the fight.

Ty looks behind him. "Oh,cr" he began. He blew up and went sailing into somewhere over the rainbow.

"Simon! You did it!" Jordan says with relief. I wrap my arms around her waist and pull her in to a kiss. Bodil lit off fireworks behind us, knocking my watermelon hat onto BudderNinja's head. She giggles and I can't help but do my ultimate laugh.

"BudderNinja," I begin.

"Yes, Simon?" She looked into my eyes.

"Will you marry me?"

Jordan smiles. "Of course, Simon."

So that was a touching ending, right? If I get a good amount of positive(if you can read this and like my crappy writing skills :3) reviews, I might do a sequel. But I might need some ideas. SO! Please review! And send me some ideas for a possible sequel!