A/N: guys who like this, sorry for not posting in a long time but I have had a massive mind blank and couldn't think of anything to write. Also edit the story, I gave you a few ideas with the mods in the first chapter but no-one made sense of it.
"Hi, guess who comes in this chap"
"Wait until the story starts you moron" Aaron yells at an unknown person.
Chapter two
"Wake up! New prisoners are here" Aaron yelled while leading three new people into the cell block.
"Jerome! Help me. Ssundee has gone nuts again!" Sky yells at one of the new prisoners freaking out from ssundee's "off" gaze.
Ssundee is chanting while trying to reach sky "I hate pigs! Die pig!" Aaron walks up to his cell and bashes ssundee with his baton until ssundee comes back to his senses
"Owwww. Why did you do that? Oh hi Jerome." Ssundee complained
"Hey sky, ssundee you will not believe how horrible my trip here was."
"Warden why am I here? I have an important and unattended dirt factory to go to and if you don't let me out my lawyers will sue you out of house and Aaaah!" sips' rant is cut short when Aaron stabs him in the chest "h-how am I alive?"
"Shut up sips. Also when you die your consciousness gets transferred to a clone of yourself. Now time to get clean." Aaron leads everyone but sips to the showers locking them in.
"Hey warden, why is there a dirty mini waterfall?" Jerome asked stepping on the pressure plate in front of the door and getting shot to death "Why do you do that!"
"Because 1. It is part of your punishment. 2. Its fun. And 3. For the death machine at the shower door general rights forces even the government to allow you to be cleaned and this is a legal way for us to not waste any money on prisoners." Aaron replied smugly
"Yeah as soon as you get caught you are essentially not a citizen of the world" sky admitted depressed.
That night
"Your work day is over prisoners." Aaron let them relax in preparation for "Now it is time for your night work" Aaron announced getting complaints out of everyone.
"Come on, we worked our buts off all day and we barely got any food for it." Complained Jerome.
"All of the monsters you have seen and fought have been coming from the rift. So you will go into the compounds gardens to kill them and collect rift energy." Aaron informed the group smugly as he hands them wooden swords.
"No way, I did not just spend my whole day mining out minerals so I could be blown up by a creeper!" sky exclaimed but then was stabbed by Aaron "oh, HOLY F**K! AAAAAAAAAAAA… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." the voice cuts off as Aaron laughs hysterically
"What happened to sky?" Jerome yelled "and why are you so cruel?"
"Well when the person can't truly die the entertainment of them dying in stupid ways is not diminished at all. Also, if any of you are too unco-operative, your spawn point will be set above a lava pit just like sky for the rest of the night." Aaron explained while getting control of his laughing fit 'I have wanted to do that since I became warden' "now go." Aaron walked out with them and ran off in search of monsters to fight
Ssundee then decided, he would go derpy and ran around leading mob trains into the prisoners
"heheheh, MEET MY FRIENDS!" ssundee yells at sips
"What? Oh shit, ssundee are you trying to get me killed?" sips exclaims as he runs after ssundee being attacked by droves of monsters. This happened to Jerome as well.
"Keep running, we've gotta find, Aaron, follow me guys!" Jerome yelled veering off to the side at a breakneck pace generating enough adrenaline to stay ahead of the blazes attacks while not running out.
"Oh finally some fun!" Aaron yells with a smirk as he starts firing and one shot killing 10 mobs from his bow and firing at an insane rate. 'glad I can respawn after I use death mode' Aaron then got out his sword as the monsters got too close and started slicing through monsters so fast that the creepers didn't have enough time to even blow up.
"Hey, stop killing my friends!"
"How can he do that?"
"I didn't know things could get that enchanted." Sips exclaimed as Aaron killed the rest of the monsters then literally faded away, a machine then came and collected all of the remains and left.
A few hours later
"Crap, massive gene corruption. It's dangerous to do that, at least it created my clone in time" Aaron thought out loud as he pushed some buttons to replace the gene donor with the clone.
A/N well guys chapter 2, and with this mind blank I HAVE SO MANY MORE STORIES! So I need your help to increase my skill. So, give me some mods or something, edit the story, I killed the fourth wall for this reason, give me a hard time, my character hasn't gotten angry yet and half the comedy would've been the warden raging at the prisoners.
Also I'm thinking of adding Tex in as another warden I later, tell me if you think it is good or not.