Day 18: Doing Something Together
Title: Dean and Cas' Heinous Crime
Summary: As their first activity as a couple, Dean hatches a brilliant scheme. Cas, of course, foils it.
Notes: I regret nothing about the hilarity and ridiculousness of this oneshot.
"Dean, I don't think this is a good idea." Castiel said, chewing on his bottom lip anxiously as his boyfriend clutched the empty jar in his fist with determination.
"Don't worry, Cas. I've done this before," Dean assured him with a grin, "Besides, you want fresh honey, don't you?"
"You're stealing, Dean." The angel pressed, pursing his lips disapprovingly, "The bees worked very hard to make that honey—" He was interrupted by Dean leaning in and pressing a quick but meaningful kiss to his lips, all further protests dying in his throat.
"It's alright, Cas," Dean said soothingly against his lips, rubbing the rough pad of his thumb gently against the angel's cheek, "They're just bees."
Castiel sighed, "You know, when Sam suggested we should start doing things together as a couple, I didn't imagine our first activity would be committing a crime against nature."
Dean shrugged and shot him a devilish smirk, "Get used to it, Cas. You're dating a Winchester, after all."
And before Cas could fruitlessly protest further, Dean pecked his cheek and moved stealthily towards the beehive.
Castiel only hesitated a fracture of a second before he sent a silent warning to the bees: Beware, intruder threatening to infiltrate the hive...
Fifteen minutes and twenty beestings later, an injured Dean glared at his boyfriend as they made their way to the nearest drug store, "Seriously, Cas?"
The angel didn't even have the grace to appear ashamed as he shrugged and replied, "I had an obligation to warn the hive, Dean. I refuse to be an accomplice to your heinous crime."
Dean stiffened an eye roll and rubbed his swelling jaw, muttering, "I'm so kicking Sammy's ass for this..."
Castiel smiled and leaned over to press an apologetic kiss to Dean's cheek.
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