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Chapter Twenty Two

Time

The second month hit and Fuyu's belly was bigger. One more month and she would be due, well according to Gajeel's logic.

"Boys! Breakfast!"

Two blurs of color, black and blonde sat at the table faster than a blink sat down and began to eat.

Rouge and Sting were both wearing a black and white school uniform with a red tie. Rouge looked put together while Sting looked rough. Fuyu sighed and walked around the counter to straighten him up.

"Honestly its your first day. The ladies there wont like you if you look scruffy, Sting!" Sting blushed and tried to take the tie away from her. "Im not intrested in girls!" Fuyu sighed and rolled her eyes. "Well if your aiming for guys, they wont find the messy look attractive either." Rouge almost choked on his eggs with a laugh at Sting's horrified gaze. "Mom! Im NOT gay! Geez you take things to literally!" Fuyu laughed too, and patted his shoulder. "Well both of my boys are handsome, why not help them along the road with womanly advice." Seeing that they had extra time, she fixed the boys two more pancakes and got herself a bottle of water.

"Oh, another tip! You two are dashing young men so I wont be upset if you have a little girlfriend at school. But if you decide to make out with her, wait a good long while before you cop a feel." Rouge had tried to look disintrested but had spat out his coffee when she said that. Sting's blush amplified. "MA!" He yelled and Fuyu laughed, her blueberry hair swishing at her shoulders. "Mother, we're twelve. I dont think we'll be copping feels at least untill sixteen." Rouge muttered honestly and Fuyu smiled. "I believe you Rouge. Its blondie over here I dont believe. I say the cocky ones are the early womanizers."

Sting looked in shock and disbelief at what she just said. Before he could deny and protect his innocence Fuyu's eyes narrowed down into slits.

"I dont care how old you are when you two first start dating girls, if either of you try to pressure a girl into doing something she doesnt want to, you better not come back home because an ass whooping will be waiting for you. Got it? I wont have any disrespectful young men in my house. Im gonna raise you two right. We clear?" They nodded somberly and she smiled. Looking at the clock she picked up their bags and handed it to them. "Alrighty then, off to school."

The house was straightened, the cats were fed and dinner was in the refegeritor ready to be put back in the oven for re-heating.

Not wanting to stick around all day, Fuyu placed a hand on her stomach and hopped on a train to Magnolia two cities over. Since there partners were at school, Lector, Frosh and Rosalie followed her. She got crazy looks on the train but she couldnt care less. Lector was Sting's cat with red fur and a know it all attitude. Frosh was Rouge's; green fur and dressed in a pink frog costume. The two boy cats were perfect for her two sons. And last was Rosalie, the only girl. She had purple hair and was fairly quiet, always doubting something. She was Fuyu's exceed but when the baby was born it would be him/hers.

Which led her to the reason why she was back in town. On the search for Porlyusica, who was giving an exam day at the guild.

Walking into the guild Natsu immediately blocked her path. The diffrence was today he was pulling a Gray and was only in boxers. They were red with little flame designs.

"Welcome back home big sis!" He yelled and she laughed at his goofy grin. He bent over and lightly patted her stomach. "Hey little guy! Its your old Uncle Natsu!" Gray, Fried and Gajeel ran over next, all of them in their respective colored boxers. Fuyu gave them a questioning gaze and giggled as Natsu kept talking to her stomach.

"Is it national Stripper-Gray day?"

The guys laughed as Gray growled and rolled his eyes. His heart panged just a little at seeing her massage her swelling belly with a growing baby inside that wasnt his. He snapped out of his reverie when Fried explained that all girls and boys had to stay in there underwear for Porlyusica. Fuyu chuckled and sat down, allowing Natsu better acess to talk to her tummy. Gray's teeth gritted. Shouldnt the damn FATHER be doing that?!

"Justines." Porlyusica called and Fried and Fuyu started towards the guilds infirmary. Natsu pouted because he was still fascinated that the baby didnt speak back. Gajeel just chuckled and thought quite reluctantly that the pyro-maniac bastard would be a good father.

...If he ever figured out what sex was.

After Fried's physical, Fuyu stepped behind the curtain.

"Afternoon Porlyusica." She said shortly and the woman nodded. Unlike anyone in this God forsaken guild, Fuyu seemed to take a hint about Porlyusica not liking people. So they greeted each other and got down to buisness. Just how the old lady liked it.

Fuyu undressed and Porlyusica skillfully poked and prodded her body and tested her breathing. Drawing blood to make sure the child was ok. Porlyusica even commented that Fuyu was at the stage where as if five months had passed and not two in a half. Yet her stomach hardly had any baby fat. Smiling at that Fuyu also supplied that normally she already ate like she was eating for two but now it was more like eating for four and she had boys to feed at her temporarily new home. Porlyusica advised her to not do it overboard and give an emergency communication to her boys in case something happens and she wouldnt be able to do anything. With that Fuyu thanked Porlyusica and decided to head out back home after talking to Erza really quick.

She had two mouths to feed.