Sherlock VS Mini Watson

by Dayja

Sherlock interacts with John and Mary's daughter, age two. Who comes out on top? A series of dialogue episodes involving Sherlock and Miss Watson. This probably wont at all be canon compliant, but until we find out what the series does with Mary's baby, we can pretend.

2. A Lesson in Grammar

"Sherlock, you said we were going to watch a film."

"You my dad-dy."

"That's right, darling. I'm Daddy. Well, Sherlock, what happened to the film we brought?"

"Fascinating. She's using repetition to reaffirm and practice basic English."

"And you my mum-my."

"That's right. I'm Mummy. Sherlock, stop changing the subject."

"And you my Ungo Sshah."

"You ARE."

"No! You! No me, you! You Ungo Sshah!"

"You ARE. Your sentence is missing the verb."

"No, is YOU. You Ungo Sshah!"

"You ARE Uncle Sherlock."

"No no no no no! I me! Miowie! YOU Ungo Sshah!"

"You ARmfjffeajohnfjadkj."

"Sherlock, she's two. Leave the grammar lesson until she's at least three, yeah?"

"Mmjdgrammarfalkdjfla."

"No, John, let Sherlock speak. This is better than a film about ducks."

"I don't know, I'm kind of enjoying the…Ew! Did you just lick my hand?!"

"You ARE."

"…And you my dad-dy. Slurp. Ew ew ew giggle."

"Ew!"

"No licking, sweetheart."

"And you my mum-my."

"You ARE."