(A/N: SSJ2 Silven here! Wow! I can't believe the feedback I got on chapter one! Thank you my readers and reviewers! I proudly present to you the second installment of "Is This High School Or Hell?" Oh yeah, Gohan never stopped training after the Cell Games. He trains with Vegeta and sometimes Piccolo, growing a backbone. But still has an innocent side due to training Goten. Enjoy!)
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'thoughts'
"dialogue"
Chapter 2: First Day and a Side of Krillin Pt. 1
Videl landed her yellow jet copter on the roof of the school with 5 minutes to spare to get to class. She re-capsulized it and went on her way to class.
Gohan landed a block away from the school, just to be safe. He ran into the principal's office to get his schedule. The principle was a short, stubby man who was bald and had a mustache.
"So you're the new student that got perfect scores on all the entrance exams?" the principle bellowed, his deep voice surprising Gohan.
"Yes. I look forward to attending Orange Star High" is what he said out loud 'Ugh. I don't want to do this' Gohan just sighed to himself as the principle got up and handed him the schedule.
"This school needs more kids as bright as you." he stated, obviously proud of the young man who will help boost the school's academics. He gave Gohan a tardy slip along with his schedule and sent him off to class.
Gohan walked to his first class and tapped on the door. A short, grey-haired man stuck his head out the door.
"Hi I'm Gohan, the new student." Gohan told the teacher.
"Ah, very good son! I was just about to let the class know, please come in." The teacher invited Gohan inside and had him face towards the class. "Alright you delinquents, listen up! This young man is the new student here and got perfect scores on the entrance exam! Once you introduce yourself, you can choose any open seat you want." The teacher beamed with happiness.
"It's a pleasure to make your acquainteance. My name is Gohan Son. I love to eat and I do martial arts." Gohan finished and flashed the class the infamous Son grin, making the girls swoon.
"Nerd boy, you couldn't do martial arts to save your life!" Said a boy with long blonde locks and big muscles from the back, making his jock friends laugh.
"Sharpner! Don't be an ass to the new boy!" A girl with short blonde hair that was wearing a crop top just a bit too low-cut yelled at him. She turned towards Gohan "Hey cutie! There's an empty seat next to me!" Her high-pitched shrill caused the young demi-saiyan's ears to throb, but at least she seemed nice.
"Thank you Erasa for being kind to the new student." The teacher commented . Gohan walked up to Erasa's row only to have Sharpner lean this seat back to where Gohan couldn't get through.
"Please move. I'm trying to get to my new seat." Gohan asked nicely but Sharpner didn't budge an inch. "Get the hell out of my way. Now." Gohan threatened in a dark voice, sending chills down Sharpner's spine.
"Okay okay! I'm sorry!" Sharpner panicked and ended up falling out of his chair, but when Gohan stepped over him , he "accidentally" stepped on Sharpner's hand. He cried out in pain, only to be scolded by the teacher for being a disruption. When Gohan got to his seat, he took out the textbook but Erasa has other plans rather than listen to the lecture.
"Hi Gohan! In case you don't know, I'm Erasa, that's Sharpner and this is my best friends Videl! You won't believe who her dad is!" Erasa exclaimed, pointing to Videl, who was on the other side of her, but also excited to see the new boy's reaction.
"Erasa! Why do you do this to every new guy that shows up at our school?" Videl stated becoming frustrated at her bubbly friend.
"Her dad is Hercule Satan!" Erasa announced exuberantly.
"Who's that?" Gohan asked, scratching the back of his head in utter confusion.
Sharpner, Videl and Erasa were taken aback by this. Everyone knows who Hercule Satan is! They were quiet until Gohan broke the silence.
"Are you guys going to tell me who this Hercule Satan is or are you giving the fellatio?" Gohan's response made all three cringe and shut their mouths.
"My dad is the savior of Earth! He defeated Cell six years ago!" Videl stated, feeling a bit offended. 'How is it possible that he had no idea who my dad-' Videl was brought out of her thoughts by Gohan who was laughing his ass off on the floor. "What the hell are you laughing at?!" Videl was really pissed now and loomed over him, trying to frighten him.
"Oh nothing. It just reminded me of something." Gohan climbed back in his seat, laid his head down on the desk and received stares of disbelief from Sharpner, Erasa and Videl.
"Gohan. Who was the runner up and the winner for the 23rd WMAT?" the teacher called on him because he didn't think Gohan was paying any attention to the lesson but was surprised at the answer he got.
Gohan barely lifted his head to make sure the teacher heard his answer. "The runner-up for the 23rd WMAT was Piccolo, who actually entered under the alias Ma Junior. The winner was Goku Son, but the ring was destroyed during their fight so it had to be re-built." Gohan set his head back down, oblivious to the stares he got from everyone in the class.
'Hey Piccolo, you there? I have something hilarious to tell you!' Gohan needed to tell Piccolo about that oaf Hercule's little fib.
'What is it kid?' Piccolo responded, knowing that he doesn't find things very funny.
'Do you remember that guy with the big afro that got bitch slapped by Cell?' Gohan almost burst out laughing just saying it to Piccolo.
'Yeah, what about him?' Piccolo asked, confused on where this was going.
'Apparently, he told the world that he beat Cell!' Gohan wasn't surprised by the response he got. He knew this was one of those things that would actually cause Piccolo to laugh. 'You have to admit it's funny as hell Piccolo'
'Okay, I won't lie. It was actually hilarious, but where in the hell did you hear that? I already knew about it, I just didn't know if you would get mad or not' Piccolo said, trying to recover from laughing.
'I heard at school from his daughter.' Gohan had a smirk that would please Vegeta plastered across his face, making Videl suspicious of him. 'Just a second, she's staring at me. I want to take care of this.'
"Videl, do you have a thing for me or something? You keep staring at me like a lovesick puppy." Gohan's smirk grew as he saw Videl get embarrassed and turn her head the other way.
'What's his problem?' Videl thought, but managed to calm herself and focus on the lecture. At least its Martial Arts month, dedicated to her father for defeating Cell.
'I think that's taken care of now Piccolo' Gohan chuckled, happy to know that he told off the most popular person in school.
'Yeah, but I think you should pay attention to this lecture kid. The material in this has nothing to with any of the crap your harpy of a mother crammed into your head. Most of it is about that big oaf, Hercule. You and I both have no respect for that man, but you may need to know this crap if you are going to get through this month.' Piccolo frowned, knowing how much Gohan's mother wants his to become a scholar.
'You know my Mom means well, she holds grudges against Namekians that try to kill her husband. This month? What makes this month so important to them?'Gohan knew why it was important to him. It was the month he defeated Cell.
'Yeah yeah. She doesn't need to threaten me with that damned pan though. On the other hand, I now know why they do this. Six years ago they decided to dedicate a whole month to martial arts. It was to honor Hercule.' Piccolo gave a light chuckle. 'You better be getting back to that lecture. Just contact me when you are ready to spar.'
'Alright. See you later Piccolo!' Gohan felt the link close after that and the rest of the day was boring until lunch came around.
Gohan found a cherry blossom tree behind the school and decided to eat there but his peace was broken when he was joined by Videl, Sharpner and Erasa.
"Do you mind if we sit here with you, Gohan?" Erasa asked, her voice causing his eardrums to throb.
"You may, but keep your voice down. My ears are very sensitive." Gohan replied. He just went on ahead and de-capsulized his lunch of 10 bowls of orange chicken, and 8 servings of fried tempura. Sharpner didn't have anything to eat, so reached for some of the fried tempura but what he got was a growl and an empty bowl to the forehead, knocking him backwards.
"Come on dude, I'm hungry!" Sharpner whined.
"How about you have your mommy make it for you?" Gohan smirked at his remark, Erasa giggled and Videl chuckled but Gohan went right back to eating. Within five minutes, Gohan ate all his food, but the girls still weren't even half-way done with their lunches. They were all frightened by the monstrous appetite he had.
Once they all finished, they headed off to their final class of the day, Gym. They all parted to their separate locker rooms. The guys all change into basketball shorts.
'At least we don't have any stupid uniform.' Gohan thought to himself. He materialized a navy blue gi with a red belt and wristbands, while most of the students changed into shorts and a t-shirt.
"Holy crap, Nerd boy! How the hell are you so damn ripped?!" Sharpner exclaimed, astonished at Gohan biceps.
"First thing, stop calling my Nerd boy. It's starting to really piss me off! Second, I do sit-ups and push-ups and drink lots of juice." Gohan said sarcastically and smirked, knowing Vegeta would've been proud to hear Gohan use one of his remarks to smart off to someone.
"Seriously?! What's your secret?" Sharpner was determined to figure it out until Gohan completely ignored him and kept walking outside. The class all gathered near the teacher to listen intently on what they would be doing this time. Gohan hung to the back of the class, knowing he was the strongest person in the universe and didn't have to care about what these amateurs teach.
"Okay class! As you know, today is the start of Martial Arts Month. Throughout the month you will have different guest martial artists as your teachers." Mrs. Jam went on, with Gohan listening this time. "The first teacher is going to be here the whole time. Some of you might recognize him from past tournaments, Krillin!" The teacher announced as the short, bald monk walked out from behind the bleachers. As for Gohan, he just face palmed.
(A/N: How was this one? What do you think of Gohan's attitude and what would you like to see happen next? I thank those of you who have reviewed, it helped me with this chapter alot! Please a review and I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as I did! Thank you for reading and possibly reviewing!)
~ Until Next Time!