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Pokepowers: Dexdefenders Unite!

Chapter Six: Chris and Goldie

1-2-13 (Start Date) 2-21-14 (End Date) My God it's been a long time! Longest Writer's Block EVER!

Arceus: And welcome back to another exciting (but f*cking late) chapter of PokéPowers: Dexdefenders Unite! In this chapter, two of our heroes manage to switch bodies and boy is it hard for them to work it out.

Dialga: Okay, so Posco has been suffering from a very bizarre case of writer's block.

Giratina: She knows what she has and wants to write but she cannot put it in words.

Palkia: Yeah!

Arceus: So if you know how to help her, please send her a message.

Posco: Okay, yeah, hi guys...I've had a lot of trouble with this lately. I really really really want to work on this, but I have school and a more original project I'm working on called Kermochi: Unscarred Hands (if you'd like to know more, visit my fictionpress page as Posco)which has been taking up all my time. Now that I'm done planning that, I can get started on writing this again until I have to start the other story. I love Pokespe, I really do, and I love writing for it. I'm just busy. Also, this chapter is particularly bad seeing as I haven't written fanfiction in a year. The next one will be better.

Giratina: Uh...All Mighty Posco, shouldn't you be at the bottom of the story like your author-notes normally are?

Palkia: Yeah!

Posco: Yeah, well this is important! I've been, like, stalling for (how longs it been?) two years!

The minute Gold woke up, he knew something wasn't right. He felt strange, the kind of strange you feel the day after getting drunk and you don't remember what happened. He didn't understand this feeling though, it was new to him. He was too young to drink, so he definitely didn't get drunk the previous night. Something itchy and long felt like it was itching at his back while the rest of him felt naked and small. His chest felt heavy and something scratched at his back and underarms.

Gold rubbed his eyes with his hands, which surprisingly, felt petite and small. This scared him a bit. His heart skipped a beat as he slowly opened his eyes. What scared him even more was that his fingernails were painted blue.

Gold felt like screaming, but his voice was trapped in his throat. Scratch that; his voice was lost in another world.

His voice.

Throwing the foreign sheets to the floor as he stood on the cold wood floor, he bolted into the bathroom. When he looked into the mirror, his jaw dropped.

And a high girly scream rang through the house.

Enter Theme Song Here…

Gold wasn't looking at himself. Instead, he had long dark blue braided hair hanging off of his shoulders and scruffy blue bangs. He looked into his new widened eyes and observed their icy blueness instead of the normal honey-amber he was used to. His shoulders were thin and pointed and his body was slim and curved and…a bit sexy. All he was wearing was a pair of white underpants and a neon green bra.

In other words…this wasn't Gold…

…It was Crystal…

The next thing he thought was, she sleeps in her underwear? But he quickly shook the thought away to worry more about the issue at hand. He was Crystal…so did that meant Crystal was him?

Gold gulped. He wanted to run, but before he did, something better came to mind.

And he shut the door…

Let's just skip it…

Gold had simply slipped on a yellow Snorlax shirt and a pair of shorts that Crystal conveniently had folded at the foot of her bed. It felt loose, but he ignored it. He wasn't sure how he was going to explain to Crystal—or himself—that they probably switched bodies.

Gold stepped into his own room and nearly did a double take when he saw himself lying down in his bed.

"What the hell?!" He shouted, his eyes becoming wide in shock.

Everyone in the room shot up in an instant. Blankets fell to the floor along with Red, who had been particularly frightened by Gold's sudden outburst, and literally jumped out of his bed.

"Crystal!" Red cried angrily, rubbing his bottom, "I was having a very good dream; did you have to wake me?"

"Sorry, sorry, just…" Gold didn't finish his sentence, instead bringing his eyes to the familiar golden eyed boy sitting up in the bed that Gold was oh-so used to, "I need to talk to you…"

"Who're you?" The black haired boy asked, eyes wide and leaning back, "Why do you look like me?"

Gold began yelling at himself, "I don't look like you, you look like me!"

"But…I'm Crystal…" Crystal murmured, "I look like myself…"

"Have you looked at yourself in a mirror yet, Super-Serious-Gal?" Gold but his hand on his…Crystal's hips, "'Cause you sure don't look much like a girl."

Crystal suddenly tackled him to the ground. Both of them hit the floor hard, but Crystal was on top of him, growling with her teeth bared, "What'd you do?!"

"Nothing, I-"

"Arceus, Gold, you better tell me what the hell you did or else you're going to know what your own foot tastes like, you got that?"

Gold nodded quickly and she got off of him and stood up, "I swear, I'm just as shocked as you."

She didn't look convinced, but stood up. He noticed that Crystal in his body was only in a pair of boxers. The really bad thing about this really was that they were a pair of boxers he didn't want anybody to see.

"Why're you wearing Hello Skitty underpants?" She asked tentatively, almost as though she was embarrassed to ask the question.

"You mean why're you wearing Hello Skitty underpants?" Gold said, trying to lighten the mood and his female counterpart just glared, "Hey, don't look at me like that! My grandmother got me those for Christmas! At least I don't have 'I Heart the Celadon Game Corner' on the butt."

"You looked at my underwear?"

"You looked at mine!"

"STOP!" Red shouted and he jumped in between the two of them, "Arceus, you sound like Ruby and Sapphire."

Silver and Green, who had both been quiet the entire time, sat on their beds with their mouths hanging wide open

"Wait, I'm confused…" Silver stopped them, holding his hands up, "So…Crystal is in Gold's body and Gold's in Crystals…Arceus, what'd I miss?"

"What should we do?" Crystal asked, crossing her arms.

"My suggestion is that you don't leave each other's side," Green stood up from his bed and walked closer to them, "I'll try to figure out what's happened; it could be permanent, so it's best we see how it started."

Gold groaned, following it with a sigh. His arms fell to his sides as he and Crystal looked at each other, "Now if you excuse me, Super-Serious-Gal, but your body has to use the bathroom now-"

Crystal grabbed him by the ear harshly, "Don't you dare even think about it, Gold!"

Then, she dropped him, gasping loudly, "Shit…I promised Professor Oak that I'd help him out in the lab today!"

At Oak's Lab…

Crystal and Gold slammed through the doors of Professor Oak's lab, the older man's head flashing towards them as they did so. The beaker he was holding almost fell to the ground if it wasn't for the desk that it was above.

"Crystal!" Professor Oak called, happy but also slightly confused, "...And Gold, how nice to see you two."

"Sorry, I'm late again," Crystal (In Gold's body) said, "Something kept me."

Professor Oak shook his head, "Gold, I never expect you to work at my lab…in fact I never expect you to step foot in it…"

"Oh! Yeah, right…" Crystal shrugged and smiled, trying to come up with a decent excuse, "I…I forgot this isn't my…house…"

"Very well then," He turned to Gold (still in Crys' body), "Now, Crystal, I need your help with something very important and very top secret."

"Sure, Prof," Gold said smirking and playing with his fingers, "Need a little Crystal Magic, eh?"

"Uhh…sure…" Professor Oak shrugged, stretching the 'ur' sound, "I need you, and Gold if you so wish, to follow catch a couple of pokemon thieves."

"Pokemon thieves?" Crystal questioned, "You don't think team rocket's reunited, do you?"

"It's possible, but unlikely," The professor brought his hand to his chin, "They weren't in uniform, at least. I still want you two to catch them and turn them in. I'd ask Green to do it, but he said he was busy for the next week."

"No problem Prof…" Gold held the 'f' sound for a second as Crystal glared at him, "…essor; we're the perfect team to see who's kidnapping you precious Pokemon. Am I right, Gold?"

Crystal twitched, "Yes, Crystal, we are so the most perfect duo for said phenomena…"

"Uhh, good then…" The professor nodded, clearly confused by 'Gold's' sudden increase in vocabulary, "I want you to head over to Celadon City. When you get there, my friend officer Bessie will take you to the station. There, she'll give you the details."

Gold grinned at Crystal, who nodded at the professor.

"Well, don't just stand there! Get Moving!"

On le Train

Crystal was uncomfortable. Not only did Gold like wearing shoes twice the size of his own feet, but all of his sweaters were incredibly insulated and the one she was wearing was no exception. It was lined with fleece and she was wearing it in the end of summer. She was also incredibly confused as to how she managed to keep his enormous pants up without a belt. Gold didn't look so comfy either, besides him having his feet up on the seat across from him. She made him close his eyes so she could dress her body and she wanted him to suffer so she put him in a pair of leggings and a tight t-shirt. She knew he didn't like tight clothing.

Gold lifted his hand to rub his eye, but Crystal grabbed it, "Don't you even think about messing up your makeup."

Oh yeah, she also did his makeup. It made Gold feel so girly, which is something a boy should never have to unwillingly feel. What was even worse was the taste of Crystal's lip stuff. He wasn't sure if it was lipstick, gloss, or chap-stick, but it tasted like wax. And Crystal wore so much eye makeup that it felt like his eyelashes were just stuck together. He felt glad that he wasn't naturally a girl because he didn't want to deal with makeup, bras, and tight clothes everyday.

"So, tell me," the breeder grinned, "What do you really think of my body?"

Crystal just stared out the window as houses and trees ran past in what felt like a pattern, "It's alright, I guess."

Gold sighed and brought his arms behind his head, "Well, that's better than nothing."

"Gold, this isn't a game," Crystal said sternly, not looking away from the window, "We don't know what's going to happen or how to turn back. We might be stuck like this forever and that honestly scares me."

"...Does having a penis or not really scare you?"

She suddenly stood, "That's not what I'm trying to say, Gold! That's not what I'm trying to say at all! If there's nothing we can do, we're going to have live like this and we don't know what'll happen or how to explain this to everyone! I'm scared because I'll have to go on knowing that there's someone else living in my body!"

She looked as though she was about to cry. Crystal didn't cry often, but when she did, she was either terrified and depressed. She had removed the orange jacket and was holding it in her fists. Other people on the train were staring and whispering things like 'what's going on?' and 'are they dating?'

Gold turned around in his seat, "Relax people, I'm not his girlfriend."

In a normal situation, he'd lie and say that they were totally dating, but because this was so supernatural, he didn't really want to be seen with himself.

"You're so stupid, Gold! Can't you see that this is serious?" Crystal shouted as she threw the sweater at him, her face turning red, "And you're confirming our relationship? You're so irresponsible! And immature too!"

"You think I'm being irresponsible?" Gold asked, catching it, "I'm the one trying to stay inconspicuous and you're calling me 'Gold'! And immature? You're the one who uses violence to solve their problems! You kick me when I miss behave! Is that what you think is 'mature'?"

Then there was silence.

"Next stop, 32nd street, Celedon City...next stop, 32nd street, Celedon City."

"I think that's our stop," Gold was about to say, but Crystal was already at the door, "What? You weren't even going to wait for me."

"...Shut up, Gold,"

No one was waiting for them when they got off of the train. It wasn't that crowded, so if anyone was waiting for them, they'd notice right away.

"Wasn't Oak's friend supposed to meet us here?" Gold asked, "She die or something?"

Crystal stretched and walked towards the exit, "Do you want to head to the station and see if she's still there? We might bump into her on the way."

Gold nodded, now wearing the jacket Crystal had tossed at him earlier. They were in the bad part of Celedon City, the place behind all the casinos and hotels. Gold had been there a few times for reasons that may or may not include illegal, under-aged gambling in the basement of a shady ramen shop. The streets were empty and filthy with garbage. They occasionally passed a stoner or two and so far there had been no sign of officer Bessie.

"Yeah, see, we're supposed to be meeting Oak's girlfriend or something and I think she ditched us," Gold said over the phone with Yellow on the other line, "And some guy tried to offer us cocaine."

"Please tell me you said 'no'..." Yellow sighed worriedly over the phone.

"Crys kicked him in the balls."

The phone made a crackling sound for a minute before Red's voice was heard, "Well, hurry up and find her, Green's been working all day on you guys and he's not getting anywhere. Without Crystal, none of us are smart. We're thinking about getting help from the police."

"Please don't, I have a criminal record," Complained Gold.

"Gold, what'd you do?" Red asked very suspicious.

"Hey, that bus driver was a dick, he deserved it!"

Red laughed, "Whatever, talk to you later, okay?"

"Whatever." And with that, Gold hung up the phone and ran a little to catch up with Crystal.

She didn't look happy. Her eyebrows were down and she was frowning. If anything, she looked tired. Gold decided to light jog next to her (though it felt almost impossible in flats) and asked, "So, uhh...you know where we're going?"

"...Not a clue," Crystal said, not looking at him, "But I have 'Smeargle Maps' on my Poke-Gear Petaya so I can always search it."

"You still have a Petaya? You're so many upgrades behind!" Gold laughed, smiling, "I have an Enigma, best phone ever. Except I'm switching to the Micle upgrade in a few weeks. Have you ever played Robot Rapidash Attack 2? It's badass! Reminds me of the time I got-"

"I don't care, Gold!" Crystal snapped back at him, "Can we just go to the police station and get this over with?"

Crystal turned around and continued to walked. Gold was about to follow, but a large hand grabbed his shoulder. He stopped and looked up. Behind him stood a man, about 6'2", with beady eyes and a wide grin.

"'Ey, lil' lady? Where you headin'?" The man questioned, turning him to face him.

Gold ripped his shoulder away from him, "Get the hell off me!"

"A'ight, I don't want no trouble with yo boyfriend, 'kay," The man lifted Gold's chin with his large fingers to look him in the eyes, "Why don't you come with me, 'nd we'll have 'lotta fun." (Please ignore his disturbingly incorrect speech, I just wanted him to be a realistic-ish thug)

Gold recognized the man now. His instincts told him to run, but instead he just slightly turned his head so that he was facing Crystal, "Hey, why don't you get out of here, Crys..."

Crystal just stared in horror. The last thing she wanted was for her body to get raped. What especially scared her was that Gold seemed to be supporting it. She wasn't going to accept this. Running as fast as Gold's body would allow her, which was surprisingly pretty damn fast, Crystal lunged herself at the man and kicked him in the chest. Gold fell out of his grip and embarrassingly into Crystal's shoulder, resulting in both of them tumbling to the ground.

The man barely looked affected, "Gold..."

He looked at Crystal and snarled. Reaching out his burly hand, the man grabbed her by the neck and glared into her eyes. Crystal struggled to escape his grasp and tried feebly to kick him, but he held her too far away. The man growled, "You 'member me?"

Crystal didn't know what to say. She could guess his name, but she'd most likely get it wrong since there are, like, a million names in existence. Gold suddenly spoke up from behind her, "Hello, Chainsaw."

"How you know my name?" Chainsaw asked in confusion as Gold, in Crystal's body, smiled and stood up from the ground.

"Don't you remember, bro? We were all hopped up on acid and some dude came and robbed all our money."

"Yeah, right, 'cause I know for a fact that Gold don't do acid," Chainsaw said, shaking Crystal in the air, "He don't do no drugs ever. He only gambles 'ere 'nd-"

Gold immediately interjected, "Let's not talk about that right now."

Crystal suddenly became interested. Sure, she was being strangled by a man three times her size and hanging three feet above the ground, but this was something she never knew about Gold. Gasping for air, she asked, "Wait, what're you talking about?"

The man laughed and tight and high-pitched laughed before staring back at her, "You tryin' to dodge the question, Gold? You owe me 'nd my pals Donphan and Angelo 'lotta money!"

Crystal coughed as she tried to speak more, "I don't have it. Neither of us do!"

"You owe us so much!" The man growled, squeezing harder, "You owe us after-"

"Raichu! Thunder!"

Crystal closed her eyes tight as the man's arms suddenly began to convulse furiously. Her face felt hot when the electricity attacked the man. She didn't feel any pain when this happened. In fact, she couldn't even tell that the lighting had touched her. Instead, she got a light buzz in her head and suddenly felt recharged. The man suddenly dropped and clenched his fists tightly before passing out on the ground. Crystal stood up and dusted herself off, rubbing her bruised neck, "What was that?"

"It wasn't me..." Gold replied, walking over to her to make sure she was alright, "You okay?"

"Yeah," Crystal said as she coughed a bit more, "That man...had a strong grip."

"Excuse me~" They heard and turned around to see a little girl in a yellow dress smiling on her toes, "Um, are you okay?"

Her hair was black and she had light brown eyes. One of her teeth was missing as an adult one was growing in the place. She held a Pokeball in her hand.

"Uh..." Was all Gold could manage.

"We're fine, thank you," Crystal answered for him, "Were you the one who saved us?"

The little girl nodded, "Mm-hm, I have a Raichu."

Crystal bent down so the she was at the girl's height, "Well, do you know where the police station is? I think we're lost..."

"Yeah, mister, I don't live around here, but we come here sometimes," She grinned, turning on her heels, "I can take you, follow me!"

Crystal felt strange when the girl called her 'mister' instead of 'miss', but she figured as much. She knew that she was in a guy's body, but that was no excuse for her not to feel odd. Gold felt the same way. When the girl said 'mister' he look straight at her as though she was talking to him.

Both of them followed the little girl, being sure to watch out for anymore thugs or stoners. They were getting out of the bad part of Celedon and into the not-so-bad-but-not-so-good part of town. The girl had led them in a direction they had not expected, between alleyways and through houses. She stopped when they got inside on old, white apartment in an empty building.

"You sure you know where you're going?" Gold asked, slightly nervous that she was talking them to a slaughterhouse to be served in burgers, "I mean, like, we're inside and this doesn't look very policey or sanitary..."

The room was empty with a wooden floor and the white walls were covered in stains. Some of the stains were brown while others were...red. Gold bit the inside of his cheek when the just stared at the wall. Suddenly, she turned around and pounced on him with a kitchen knife. She was smiling maniacally and pulling at his hair. She had him pinned. Crystal was watching, trying to decide whether or not she should attack a little girl. Before she could make her decision, she felt something sharp plunge into her arm. With shaking, pained breaths, Crystal turned to look. She saw another little girl, this one a bit taller, with blonde hair and blue eyes, holding a knife and twisting it into Crystal's (Well, technically Gold's) arm.

It hurt. It hurt a lot.

Gold looked at Crystal and shouted, "Crys, get out of here!"

He kicked the girl off of him, just barely avoiding the blade she was holding. He saw her clothes freeze over in a light frost, but it melted in a mere two seconds. He had forgot about Crystal's power. Without hesitation, Gold punched forward, only to spawn a lame snowball, which fell to the ground and collapsed. It wasn't even the good kind of snowball, it was made of that soft, powdery snow that falls during that period of time between autumn and winter.

The girl in blue finally removed the knife and turned around to throw it. Blood splattered across the walls. It had gone through the head of a tied up body in the corner of the room; a woman in a police uniform.

"Better apologize to Oak..." The girl in blue said as if she was the most innocent thing in the world.

Crystal's eyes just widened while Gold muttered, "Told you she died..."

The girl in yellow released her Raichu and didn't give it an order. Instead, it ran up to Gold and delivered a shock strong enough to make him curl up into a ball and convulse. It's been a while since he felt electricity to this experience with it wasn't a very welcome reminder. He clenched his teeth.

"Thank Arceus I'm done," The girl in yellow sighed, "It was a pain in the ass to be so nice and girly! I had to skip, Cryo! Skip!"

The girl in blue, Cryo, giggled, "Mister Gold, Miss Crystal, it's nice to meet you. I'm Cryo and this is my sister Electro. We know absolutely every single little detail about you!"

"What do you want!?" Crystal asked, trying to hide the fact that she was really in a lot of pain, "And who are you? Who are you and what do you want? What'd you do to us?!"

The yellow girl, Electro, grinned in a Gold-esque way, "Have you ever heard of a Pokémon called Manaphy?"

Crystal's eyes widened. Manaphy...of course. A Pokémon with the ability to switch people's spirits. It was a fascinating specimen that Crystal had always wanted to see the powers of. However, the one in Oak's lab had gone missing, so she could never observe it. Without any more hesitation, Crystal ran forward, readying herself for an ice attack. Instead of the sharp icicles she was hoping for, a blast of electricity shot the girl in blue to the other side of the room. She leaned on the wall as sparks flew from her body. Still shaking, Cryo looked up with a grimace. She released an Abomasnow, "Ice Punch!"

The abominable snowman Pokémon punched forward, hitting Crystal in the stomach and knocking her to the ground.

Meanwhile, Gold and the Raichu were also fighting. It was cute and all, but he didn't really want the thing to live after electrocuting him like that. Using what he'd seen of Crystal training, he jumped and kicked, creating a thick block of ice hurdling towards the small rat. It sent another wave of lightning in Gold's direction and broke the ice block. The rest of the electricity went past him and into the wall behind him, causing it to crack and for some to literally collapse into rubble. Both of his flats had fallen off, leaving him barefoot and standing on a cold cement ground. Gold charged himself at the girl in yellow, who was just standing there watching. She was still smiling. Jumping into the air again, he kicked another block of ice and successfully hit the girl. It threw her into the wall like Crystal had to her sister.

Crystal wasn't quite sure how to use Gold's electricity that well. She had seen him use it before, but wasn't exactly sure how to control how much came out. She assumed it was the same as using ice, but it really wasn't. The flow of electricity seemed to be much faster, so she'd need to use less power to get a better result. The Abomasnow was beginning to get on her nerves. Like, really on her nerves. It was twice her size and clearly twice her strength, so she decided to do something Gold-stupid. She kicked the monster aside, forgetting that Gold wasn't as flexible as her, and pounced on the little girl. Cryo screamed when Crystal began pulling her hair and tried to kick her off, but failed.

All of a sudden, she smiled. Crystal didn't realize she was reaching into her pocket to grab another Pokéball. Gold, on the other hand, did.

"Crys, watch out!" He shouted, but the girl did something different. She took out a great ball she tossed it out the wall that Gold and Electro had destroyed. Quick to react, Gold ran after it and jumped. They were on the third floor and Gold could see the ground approach quickly. He grabbed the ball, holding it tight against his chest. His heart started to pound harder and harder and he closed his eyes so tight that he saw multiple colors.

Then...something felt weird.

He jolted back and opened his eyes, finding himself on the floor of the third story of the building. His arm was bleeding and hurt like hell, while he could feel bruising around his chest. He looked around. No one was there besides him, even the girls were gone.

"Crys!" He shouted worriedly.

Gold pulled himself of and looked out the hole in the wall. If he didn't fall then it must have been...

"Crys!" He called again, peering down onto the streets. He saw a pillar of ice sticking out of the building a mere few feet above the ground. Hanging from it as none other than Crystal, holding the great ball in one hand and the ice in another. Gold went down stairs to get her and make sure she was okay, only to be hit with one of the flats he lost earlier in the battle, "I can't believe you'd ever do something so stupid, you asshole!"

Gold smiled and took the ball from her, "I wanted to save the thing, y'know. We'd never be able to switch back without it."

The Manaphy must have done something while it was in the Pokéball because it was staring at Gold and Crystal through it, seeming to be happy.

I have no idea how to transition from this...

Most of the Dexholders seemed to be glad that Gold and Crystal had returned to normal. Green had slammed his face into the table after working so hard all day and not realizing that it was just a Manaphy. They've had superpowers for a few months now and so everyone kind of immediately thought it had to be something supernatural. Meh...they'll get it next time.

That night, Gold was on the roof. It wasn't a place he particularly liked to relax, but he felt as though no one would look for him there. He had a lot to think about after the day's events. He never really realized how much he really cared about her. He knew that she was his friend and he thought she was hot, but he never really felt so close to her. It might have just been because they had switched bodies, but he knew that there was something else to it.

"Want some company?" He heard and turned to see Crystal climbing onto the roof beside him.

Gold didn't respond and began to pick at one of the tiles. He could the dirt get caught under his nails as he did so.

Crystal sat next to him and smiled, "How's your arm?"

"Hurts like hell." Was all he said.

She sighed, pulling her knees into her chest, "Gold, I'm sorry for being so mean to you on the train...it's just that I was stressed and you were making a joke out of everything. It made me so...angry. I didn't know what else to do."

"It's not your fault, Crys," Gold said, not looking at her, "You're right, I was being an ass. If anyone has to apologize, it's me. I'm sorry."

A chilly wind swam past the two, causing Gold to shiver. Crystal remained still, you know, with the cold resistance and everything.

"Y'know, Gold, I didn't call you an ass for saying all that," Crystal said, trying to get his attention away from the roofing tiles, "I called you an ass for almost killing yourself and my body. Do you realize how scary that was?"

He didn't say anything.

"The only other time I was that scared was back when you didn't come back from that time portal thing," Crystal wasn't happy now, "I want you to be more careful...and, um, with that man back in Celadon...why exactly did you owe him money?"

Gold sat up, still not looking at her, "Look, Crys, I've done some things I'm not proud of. I've gambled, I've cheated, I've stole. I've beaten a bus drive with my cue stick once! Chainsaw, he wanted money from a poker game I had a couple of years ago. I guess I just thought that, since I'm a Dexholder, I had more rights than other people. I guess I was wrong...I almost got you killed! All because I am an ass!"

Crystal looked down, "Oh, I see..."

Gold began chuckling with a smile on his face. Crystal blushed and sat up straight, looking at him.

"What?!" She asked, angrily.

"You..." He took a breath and pointed at her, "You're still wearing my jacket!"

Crystal blushed harder. She hadn't even noticed. She was, indeed, wearing Gold's baggy orange jacket. She hit over the head, annoyed, "Shut up, you idiot!"

"What happened to being all sentimental?!" Gold shouted, rubbing the sore spot on his head.

"I thought you were upset!"

"I was!"

"Then stop flirting with me!"

"I wasn't!"

"SHUT UP!"

Arceus: Meh...

Giratina: I think you may have offended the Great All-Mighty Lord Posco...

Palkia: Yeah!

Dialga: No, no he didn't. Posco knows it wasn't a good chapter.

Posco: Dialga's telling the truth. The chapter was the shittiest yet. I'm not so sure why I haven't be able to write, but I think it has something to do with my determination. I will try harder! Harder! HARDER! Also, I made a tumblr as PoscoReviews, so be sure to check as I'm going to review anime and manga there. First review: Pokemon Adventures Red, Green, & Blue!

Arceus: Next time Gold meets a girl who claims to be one of the Dexdefenders. But he knows that she isn't! The end.